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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on May 15, 2009, 11:47:32 AM
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While we are petitioning about crimes against humanity , corruption and indecency can someone, somewhere, please stop this god awful parade of talentless bimbo's and goofs from appearing on our screens noooo:
It is not about talent ( debatable if it ever was) - but just to show which country has invaded the most this year and how many countries have you never heard of before . A geography teachers wet dream noooo: 42 countries participating this year .... Shrugs:
The claim that it is worth watching just to take the p1ss out of is more tragic than anything Shakespeare wrote.
Stop wasting a ridiculous numbers of hours of alleged prime time TV on pond life wearing foil and jumping up and down evil: evil: evil:
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Don't watch it then!!
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Bugger! The fancy dress is all sorted and the Asti Spumante's in the fridge redface:
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Don't watch it then!!
Oh I won't don't worry - but why does the Beeb insist on wasting money every feckin year on this shower of sh1te noooo:
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Are you using a hairbrush or a real karaoke microphone?
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Bugger! The fancy dress is all sorted and the Asti Spumante's in the fridge redface:
I know you to be a man of more taste than that ;)
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Are you using a hairbrush or a real karaoke microphone?
You are aware of Pastis's talents then whistle:
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Bugger! The fancy dress is all sorted and the Asti Spumante's in the fridge redface:
Just to give you an idea of the standard that requires setting lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY1AnCJsxDk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY1AnCJsxDk)
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That's a ten pint karaoke at least noooo:
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Or a few tequila shots redface:
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Are you using a hairbrush or a real karaoke microphone?
happy001
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Do you mind, the Saddler & I lurve this. redface:
V large bottle of wine, chinese takeaway, feet up ready to take the pee. It's great with sky+ cos you can go back a re-watch the good(bad) bits. lol:
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Do you mind, the Saddler & I lurve this. redface:
V large bottle of wine, chinese takeaway, feet up ready to take the pee. It's great with sky+ cos you can go back a re-watch the good(bad) bits. lol:
noooo:
How will you cope without Tel this year...?
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Bugger! The fancy dress is all sorted and the Asti Spumante's in the fridge redface:
Just to give you an idea of the standard that requires setting lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY1AnCJsxDk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY1AnCJsxDk)
I had the sound muted and it looked sick2:
Is it worth putting the sound on? ::)
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Bugger! The fancy dress is all sorted and the Asti Spumante's in the fridge redface:
Just to give you an idea of the standard that requires setting lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY1AnCJsxDk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY1AnCJsxDk)
I had the sound muted and it looked sick2:
Is it worth putting the sound on? ::)
The smart money is on "No".
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Used to be worth watching
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq21CBhr.jpg&hash=c0d04e21684471333563a5ffae6cc002f0d58ff1) (http://www.postimage.org/)
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Bugger! The fancy dress is all sorted and the Asti Spumante's in the fridge redface:
Just to give you an idea of the standard that requires setting lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY1AnCJsxDk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY1AnCJsxDk)
Catchy, I was humming itis afternoon whilst I was hoeing between the potatoe plants
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Do you mind, the Saddler & I lurve this. redface:
V large bottle of wine, chinese takeaway, feet up ready to take the pee. It's great with sky+ cos you can go back a re-watch the good(bad) bits. lol:
The wine and chinese take away sounds like a good plan - after that ........... noooo:
Enjoy tonight - suggest you start early on the wine - it is known to act as quite an effective anaesthetic whistle:
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We had quite a lively V(Eurovision)P last year didn't we? I don't think I managed to last the course redface: It was all sooo emotional....
Praps that was the vino collapso?
Edit: Ok ok... I've just found the resurrected thread in the Library ::)
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You made many contributions I see whistle:
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I think TG was on better
form booze than I whistle:
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Ready........ Thumbs:
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Ready........ Thumbs:
The fat bird hosting is covered in shite tattoos...... noooo:
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Ready........ Thumbs:
The fat bird hosting is covered in shite tattoos...... noooo:
God what an awful sight she is
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Ran through the songs earlier, have to say the Cyprus one is a decent track
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Good evening all.
Long time no speak.
Are we all well?
Nowt much happened since I was last here.
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Good evening all.
Long time no speak.
Are we all well?
Nowt much happened since I was last here.
I dusted off the thread for you .. Thumbs:
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Seems Ukraine are mental ...... noooo:
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I guess Flo-rider is skint then ........ noooo:
and who were that 2 destroying "titanium" ......... noooo: noooo:
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Well my brother set up a WhatsApp chat for it (he also runs a sweepstake every year for it)
250 messages and counting
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The DJ site/forum has lit up .. ;D ...no one has posted much obviously ...but all the lights and effects ..it is like porn to most of them ... ;D ;D...
On fairness it was pretty good from geek point of view .. ;D ;D.........
But pretty sure "Dave from Birmingham" who does the local village hall doesn't have the resources or the need for 30k lights... rubschin:
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First one I've watched most of it for a long while. Helped having all the wit on the WhatsApp shame we don't seem to do it here much
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First one I've watched most of it for a long while. Helped having all the wit on the WhatsApp shame we don't seem to do it here much
It is ...maybe we need a members recruit ..... rubschin: or poke some of the slower posters .. rubschin: rubschin:
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First one I've watched most of it for a long while. Helped having all the wit on the WhatsApp shame we don't seem to do it here much
It is ...maybe we need a members recruit ..... rubschin: or poke some of the slower posters .. rubschin: rubschin:
BM turned off registering new members a while back
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Good evening all.
Long time no speak.
Are we all well?
Nowt much happened since I was last here.
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Here, or there?
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First one I've watched most of it for a long while. Helped having all the wit on the WhatsApp shame we don't seem to do it here much
It is ...maybe we need a members recruit ..... rubschin: or poke some of the slower posters .. rubschin: rubschin:
BM turned off registering new members a while back
Was it something Jazzybleu said ;)
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First one I've watched most of it for a long while. Helped having all the wit on the WhatsApp shame we don't seem to do it here much
It is ...maybe we need a members recruit ..... rubschin: or poke some of the slower posters .. rubschin: rubschin:
BM turned off registering new members a while back
Was it something Jazzybleu said ;)
lol: lol: lol:
He e-mailed me to say he had problems registering... Turned out he didn't want our site at all but another virtual pub... ::)
Anyhoo, he said I'd been so helpful he might as well join ours as well... lol:
I think we're too niche for new members, I used to have to wade through pages of (mostly Russian) spam applications every day searching for real one and so turned it off...