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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2009, 11:00:30 AM
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I've had hiccups for the last 10 minutes evil:
Have drunk water etc but not gone away.
What else cures hiccups ?
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A REALLY NASTY SHOCK
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A good sharp shock normally does the trick. Try giving the Brat your credit card and see what she comes back wtih. whistle:
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I should try opening my credit card statements then - that might do it for me eeek:
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I've had hiccups for the last 10 minutes evil:
Have drunk water etc but not gone away.
What else cures hiccups ?
Right, now read carefully, I shall type this only once... 8)
Stand close to a wall in the room with your toes, nose, and fingertips touching the wall only. Arms down by your side. Now very slowly raise your arms to either side remembering to keep only the fingertips, nose and toes touching the wall. Raise your arms until they are above your head... and then lower them in the same way...
Repeat until the hiccups go away or you get really bored whistle:
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I bet she tries it point:
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Popcorn:
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Could her nose touch the wall, like? rubschin:
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Tried it redface:
Hiccup
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I am now going to try running up and down the stairs 8)
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I am now going to try running up and down the stairs 8)
A broken neck will certainly cure them.
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lol: lol:
Diaphragm spasms... > hiccups. Stretch the diaphragm by raising the arms and concentrating 8)
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First find your diaphragm
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lol: lol:
Diaphragm spasms... > hiccups. Stretch the diaphragm by raising the arms and concentrating 8)
Ok Sir ...will try again redface:
You didn't say concentrate last time lol:
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rubschin:
Why does this remind me of a scene in Carry on Camping? ...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0J9FdN8oqA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0J9FdN8oqA)
whistle:
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noooo:
Ok I have stretched and concentrated eeek:
Seems to have gone redface:
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How about the hiccups?
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drumroll:
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Sorry - I forgot you would still be fixated by your bikini fetish noooo:
Yes the hiccups have now gone 8)
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Pastis' Patented Hiccup Fix™
cloud9:
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Better than getting slapped hard on the back ;D
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With the boys we tell them to recite their times tables. That seems to work whistle:
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With the boys we tell them to recite their times tables. That seems to work whistle:
MMMmmmm think I would have some difficulty with that too noooo:
There are only certain ones I remember ..why is that ....????
Generally these are the ones where you times the number by itself e.g 7 x 7 or 8 x 8 but ask me what 6 x 7 is and I would have to work backwards from that noooo:
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With the boys we tell them to recite their times tables. That seems to work whistle:
MMMmmmm think I would have some difficulty with that too noooo:
There are only certain ones I remember ..why is that ....????
Cos they are the easy ones...? point:
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That'll be why then ...
the 9 times table is the worst though noooo:
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Noooooo, simple. Cos
all most of the sums add up to 9!
9
18 (1+8 = 9)
27 (2+7 = 9)
and so on.
99 is a bugger though evil:
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Nah ~ 9 times is the easiest 'cos the answers always add up to 9
1x9=9
2x9=18
3x9=27
4x9=36
5x9=45
6x9=54
7x9=61
8x9=72
9x9=81
10x9=90
11x9=99 (the only exception and surely any fool can remember that one)
12x9=108 (1+0+8=9)
OK Nick types faster and less
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By the time you've gone through all that rigmarole you'll have forgotten what the question was eeek:
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Then again there are those to whom learning itself is an effort noooo:
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By the time you've gone through all that rigmarole you'll have forgotten what the question was eeek:
What was the question anyhoo rubschin:
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The question was can you get your toes and your nose to touch the wall - stretch your arms above your head and then recite the 9 times table whistle:
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7x9=61
eeek: 63, surely ;)
11x9=99 (the only exception and surely any fool can remember that one)
or 99 = 9+9 = 18, and 8 + 1 = 9
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redface: Typo ~ sorry but I was trying to do it and answer the phone.
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The question was can you get your toes and your nose to touch the wall - stretch your arms above your head and then recite the 9 times table whistle:
You can if yer tits don't get in the way ~ or in my case yer belly redface:
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What about both rubschin:
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eeek:
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redface: Typo ~ sorry but I was trying to do it and answer the phone.
My multi-tasking skills are crap also redface:
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Most people's are. It's only wimmin who claim they can multi-task. What they mean is they have 17 unfinished tasks on at any one time, all of which never get finished. Like BM's DIY stuff only more widespread noooo:
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First find your diaphragm
Bedside or bathroom cabinet prolly. 8)
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lol: lol: lol:
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angel1 I wouldn't know what you are talking about
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Are you more of a rhythm man rubschin:
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I have been known to bash the old skins ~ in my youth you understand. drumroll:
But to answer your question properly I have five children to whom I am the registered father ~ what do you think?
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cool14:
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I found out about those sort of diaphragms in 1977. Easy.
Is the white plastic box empty?
Yes ;D
No evil:
Simples. Check the bathroom cabinet before going to bed
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I discovered somewhat earlier that if she drops the little white pill onto the sheepskin rug next to the bed one has a lot of fun when she gets on her hands and knees to look for it ~ that's roughly where the second born started redface:
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lol:
No even my first wife wasn't that stupid ~~~~~~ rubschin: Although she did marry me. rubschin: