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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Uncle Mort on May 11, 2009, 03:29:25 PM
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Such a perfect couple as well. whistle:
Jordan and Peter Andre separating (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8044335.stm)
Celebrity couple Katie Price and Peter Andre are to separate after four-and-a half years of marriage, the couple's management company have confirmed.
management company ~ good grief ::)
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Well what a complete and utter surprise that was noooo:
Wait for the 'tell all' stories and the interviews after a 'decent' period of time has elapsed - rough estimates of about 2 weeks for such revelations ::)
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Mrs TG will be gutted. point:
I suspect Andre will now disappear into deserved obscurity.
Katie will now marry a horse.
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Katie will now marry a horse.
Horses do have standards TG whistle:
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Also, what a shame, Amy Winehorse boo'ed off stage in St Lucia. Apparently she was half cut and could barely stand up whistle:
Management Co. response:
"Amy would like to express her disappointment that weather forced the abandonment of her show at the St. Lucia Jazz Festival. The set started well, but as the heavens opened, a number of technical difficulties occurred on stage, culminating with the lighting rig failing for two songs. In addition, rain began to flood the technical wings at the side of the stage which caused sound problems. Amy and the band tried to soldier on but the set had to be cut short.
Amy is very disappointed as St. Lucia has been wonderful to her and its people have welcomed her with open arms, but circumstances beyond anyone's control meant that this special show did not go as planned."
happy001
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Celebs aint wot they used to be... noooo:
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Celebs aint wot they used to be... noooo:
Indeed. noooo:
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DS, there's something rather disturbing about seeing you upside down; isn't the blood rushing to your head? happy100
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We've always thought he was a bit batty redface:
Shall I leave now ?
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We've always thought he was a bit batty redface:
Shall I leave now ?
Hat, coat, slam is I think the phrase you are looking for... lol:
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DS, there's something rather disturbing about seeing you upside down; isn't the blood rushing to your head? happy100
I am feeling a little better now.
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Isn't that illegal?
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The breakdown of the Jordan/Peter Andre marriage which rocked the showbiz fraternity was given an added twist today when a clearly distraught Pete was seen outside the family residence pleading to be granted custody of one of Jordan's breasts.
"They were mine," he drooled. "Now we've split up I should be entitled to half of everything. I'm entitled to a tit and I'll pursue that claim through the courts if necessary. For God's sake, doesn't a man need something to snuggle up to in the wee small hours? You wouldn't want to snuggle up to that acid tongue of hers, so asking for one tit seems perfectly reasonable."
The Aussie singer, who first found fame by marrying Jordan is not renowned for anything in particular, other than marrying the world's most famous tits.
lol:
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lol: lol: lol:
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The problem with that marriage was that there were three tits in it. 8)
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Why have the people pictures gone all funny?
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Why have the people pictures gone all funny?
What pictures? What people? What's funny?
What planet are you actually on?
So many questions, rarely any sensible answers. ::)
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Well Miss D is enormous, for example.
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I wouldn't say enormous ...more ..errrrrrr..mmmmmm sad24:
i go back to normal size eventually - as do we all
Summat to do with having to resize to 150 by 150 or some such summat rubschin:
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Well Miss D is enormous, for example.
Not to mention speckled
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Only on the back redface:
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That's only on IE - on Firefox Miss D is fine and dandy.
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I know which I prefer lol:
I am using Firebox and initially your avatars are large and then within seconds go back to 'normal' ;D
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Same happens to me. They were rather large with Chrome too though.
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shutup:
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All of this, as Miss D so rightly says, has been fully explained elsewhere on the board.
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Really? Trouble is half the time I click in anything I get blank pages or a redirect to some other place Banghead
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Then use Firefox like most of us ~ the most of us who are having little or no trouble whistle:
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That Mr Gates persuaded me to update to IE8 last week evil:. Compooter has been fooked ever since cussing:
Now using, cough, Chrome.
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I use chrome from home and haven't had any trouble with the VP using it. rubschin:
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Perhaps Nick is the exact opposite of King Midas ~ everything he touches turns to shite instead of gold. rubschin:
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Nick = King Sadim lol: lol: lol:
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Perhaps Nick is the exact opposite of King Midas ~ everything he touches turns to shite instead of gold. rubschin:
It often feels like that evil:
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Katie was asked what she would miss about the marriage. She replied "the family togetherness, the family holidays, the family meals and the pulling together.
Peter was asked the same question - he replied "The tit wanks and watching little Orang Utan walk into walls".
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lol: lol: lol: