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Title: What a shame
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 11, 2009, 03:29:25 PM
Such a perfect couple as well.  whistle:

Jordan and Peter Andre separating  (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8044335.stm)

Celebrity couple Katie Price and Peter Andre are to separate after four-and-a half years of marriage, the couple's management company have confirmed.


management company ~ good grief  ::)
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 11, 2009, 03:40:19 PM
Well what a complete and utter surprise that was  noooo:

Wait for the 'tell all' stories and the interviews after a 'decent' period of time has elapsed - rough estimates of about 2 weeks for such revelations  ::)
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: TG on May 11, 2009, 03:50:34 PM
Mrs TG will be gutted.  point:

I suspect Andre will now disappear into deserved obscurity.

Katie will now marry a horse.
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2009, 03:55:26 PM
Katie will now marry a horse.

Horses do have standards TG  whistle:
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Pastis on May 11, 2009, 04:57:17 PM
Also, what a shame, Amy Winehorse boo'ed off stage in St Lucia. Apparently she was half cut and could barely stand up  whistle:

Management Co. response:
Quote
"Amy would like to express her disappointment that weather forced the abandonment of her show at the St. Lucia Jazz Festival. The set started well, but as the heavens opened, a number of technical difficulties occurred on stage, culminating with the lighting rig failing for two songs. In addition, rain began to flood the technical wings at the side of the stage which caused sound problems. Amy and the band tried to soldier on but the set had to be cut short.
Amy is very disappointed as St. Lucia has been wonderful to her and its people have welcomed her with open arms, but circumstances beyond anyone's control meant that this special show did not go as planned."

 happy001
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2009, 05:01:42 PM
Celebs aint wot they used to be...  noooo:
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 11, 2009, 05:49:20 PM
Celebs aint wot they used to be...  noooo:

Indeed.  noooo:

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Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Pastis on May 11, 2009, 06:11:55 PM
DS, there's something rather disturbing about seeing you upside down; isn't the blood rushing to your head?  happy100
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 11, 2009, 06:15:12 PM
We've always thought he was a bit batty  redface:



Shall I leave now ?
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2009, 06:16:45 PM
We've always thought he was a bit batty  redface:



Shall I leave now ?
Hat, coat, slam is I think the phrase you are looking for...  lol:
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 11, 2009, 06:32:10 PM
DS, there's something rather disturbing about seeing you upside down; isn't the blood rushing to your head?  happy100
I am feeling a little better now.
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 12, 2009, 08:03:20 AM
Isn't that illegal?
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2009, 06:48:53 AM
The breakdown of the Jordan/Peter Andre marriage which rocked the showbiz fraternity was given an added twist today when a clearly distraught Pete was seen outside the family residence pleading to be granted custody of one of Jordan's breasts.

"They were mine," he drooled. "Now we've split up I should be entitled to half of everything. I'm entitled to a tit and I'll pursue that claim through the courts if necessary. For God's sake, doesn't a man need something to snuggle up to in the wee small hours? You wouldn't want to snuggle up to that acid tongue of hers, so asking for one tit seems perfectly reasonable."

The Aussie singer, who first found fame by marrying Jordan is not renowned for anything in particular, other than marrying the world's most famous tits.



 lol:
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2009, 06:52:35 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2009, 07:25:55 AM
The problem with that marriage was that there were three tits in it. 8)
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2009, 08:15:31 AM
Why have the people pictures gone all funny?
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: GROWLER on May 14, 2009, 08:20:30 AM
Why have the people pictures gone all funny?

What pictures? What people? What's funny?
What planet are you actually on?

So many questions, rarely any sensible answers.  ::)
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2009, 08:27:13 AM
Well Miss D is enormous, for example.
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2009, 08:49:32 AM
I wouldn't say enormous ...more ..errrrrrr..mmmmmm  sad24:

i go back to normal size eventually - as do we all

Summat to do with having to resize to 150 by 150 or some such summat  rubschin:
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 14, 2009, 08:50:02 AM
Well Miss D is enormous, for example.
Not to mention speckled
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2009, 08:51:20 AM
Only on the back  redface:
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 14, 2009, 08:56:10 AM
That's only on IE - on Firefox Miss D is fine and dandy.
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2009, 09:04:53 AM
I know which I prefer  lol:

I am using Firebox and initially your avatars are large and then within seconds go back to 'normal'  ;D
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Bar Wench on May 14, 2009, 09:12:15 AM
Same happens to me. They were rather large with Chrome too though.
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2009, 09:14:19 AM
 shutup:
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2009, 09:39:04 AM
All of this, as Miss D so rightly says, has been fully explained elsewhere on the board.
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2009, 09:40:07 AM
Really? Trouble is half the time I click in anything I get blank pages or a redirect to some other place  Banghead
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2009, 09:41:12 AM
Then use Firefox like most of us ~ the most of us who are having little or no trouble  whistle:
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2009, 09:42:40 AM
That Mr Gates persuaded me to update to IE8 last week  evil:. Compooter has been fooked ever since  cussing:

Now using, cough, Chrome.
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Bar Wench on May 14, 2009, 09:49:16 AM
I use chrome from home and haven't had any trouble with the VP using it.  rubschin:
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2009, 09:55:28 AM
Perhaps Nick is the exact opposite of King Midas ~ everything he touches turns to shite instead of gold.  rubschin:
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2009, 09:56:19 AM
Nick = King Sadim  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2009, 10:01:11 AM
Perhaps Nick is the exact opposite of King Midas ~ everything he touches turns to shite instead of gold.  rubschin:

It often feels like that  evil:
Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 15, 2009, 08:07:45 PM
Katie was asked what she would miss about the marriage. She replied "the family togetherness, the family holidays, the family meals and the pulling together.

Peter was asked the same question - he replied "The tit wanks and watching little Orang Utan walk into walls".

Title: Re: What a shame
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 03:00:54 AM
 lol: lol: lol: