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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Snoopy on May 01, 2007, 09:57:12 AM

Title: Bar Snacks - Not
Post by: Snoopy on May 01, 2007, 09:57:12 AM

No nuts or cheese on the bar ~ again!
I'm the first in here today and somebody has eaten them all ~ Landlord, you've either got mice or a thieving cleaner. evil:

Mind this all day opening is interfering with work ~ which I know is a four letter word but needs must. See you for lunch ..... usual pasty and chips (no beans) please and of course my usual half (gallon that is).

Title: Re: Bar Snacks - Not
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2007, 11:49:20 AM

Quote from: Snoopy on May 01, 2007, 09:57:12 AM

No nuts or cheese on the bar ~ again!
I'm the first in here today and somebody has eaten them all ~ Landlord, you've either got mice or a thieving cleaner. evil:

Mind this all day opening is interfering with work ~ which I know is a four letter word but needs must. See you for lunch ..... usual pasty and chips (no beans) please and of course my usual half (gallon that is).

The draymen were in this morning ? I expect they nicked them.  noooo:

Title: Re: Bar Snacks - Not
Post by: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 12:07:56 PM

And what is wrong with the hula hoops I have provided may I ask?

Title: Re: Bar Snacks - Not
Post by: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 12:17:43 PM

Quote from: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 12:07:56 PM

And what is wrong with the hula hoops I have provided may I ask?

Too small, don't fit  eyes:

Title: Re: Bar Snacks - Not
Post by: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 12:18:53 PM

Quote from: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 12:17:43 PM

Quote from: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 12:07:56 PM

And what is wrong with the hula hoops I have provided may I ask?

Too small, don't fit  eyes:

Some people have such an over inflated opionion of themselves.  rolleyes:

Title: Re: Bar Snacks - Not
Post by: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 12:35:55 PM

 eeek: I thought every one fitted them over their fingers and then sucked them off again. What were you thinking of?
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Title: Re: Bar Snacks - Not
Post by: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 12:36:51 PM

Quote from: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 12:35:55 PM

eeek: I thought every one fitted them over their fingers and then sucked them off again. What were you thinking of?
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Or course.  whistle:



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Title: Re: Bar Snacks - Not
Post by: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 12:39:31 PM

I keep hearing voices but must get back to work. See you later.

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Title: Re: Bar Snacks - Not
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 12:58:18 PM

Quote from: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 12:35:55 PM

sucked off

Snigger...  razz: