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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: GROWLER on June 21, 2007, 09:22:42 PM
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Users active in past 15 minutes:
GROWLER, Bar Wench, Bar Wench
Ey? confused:
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Users active in past 15 minutes:
GROWLER, Bar Wench, Bar Wench
Ey? confused:
shrugs:
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Users active in past 15 minutes:
GROWLER, Bar Wench, Bar Wench
Ey? confused:
shrugs:
She came twice ~~~ Girls can do that sort of thing .... we chaps usually need a nap in between.
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Yes but you can piss standing up. It's a swings and roundabouts game.
Could possibly have been because I was on two computers at the same time. redface:
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Yes but you can piss standing up. It's a swings and roundabouts game.
Could possibly have been because I was on two computers at the same time. redface:
I knew a WAAF Driver who could do that.
No ~ not use two computers.
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Without it dribbling down her leg?!? eeek:
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Without it dribbling down her leg?!? eeek:
Without even taking down her trousers. She simply unbuttoned, gave a little tug in the right place and pissed against the wheel of the vehicle just the same as the blokes. I was so astonished it became a mission to get her into bed to see if she was "normal". I did and she was. redface:
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Bloody hell that's impressive!
(The fact that you managed to get someone to sleep with you that is! point: The pee thing is just freakery)
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Bloody hell that's impressive!
(The fact that you managed to get someone to sleep with you that is! point: The pee thing is just freakery)
I promise you there was very little sleeping that night whistle:
When I know you better I'll tell you what she could do with a Chianti bottle.
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Bloody hell that's impressive!
(The fact that you managed to get someone to sleep with you that is! point: The pee thing is just freakery)
I promise you there was very little sleeping that night whistle:
When I know you better I'll tell you what she could do with a Chianti bottle.
Oh dear she snored did she? happy100
eeek:
I feel inferior as it is after the pissing thing. I don't think my fragile little ego could take any more. cry:
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Bloody hell that's impressive!
(The fact that you managed to get someone to sleep with you that is! point: The pee thing is just freakery)
I promise you there was very little sleeping that night whistle:
When I know you better I'll tell you what she could do with a Chianti bottle.
Oh dear she snored did she? happy100
eeek:
I feel inferior as it is after the pissing thing. I don't think my fragile little ego could take any more. cry:
Not snored ~ more of a screamer actually ..... but we were all very, very, very much younger then. You weren't even born.
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I doubt I was even a twinkle!
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Correct ~ In fact Mrs#2 was a newly enrolled child at Nursery School.
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Dirty old man. eeek:
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eyes:
BUT Hey! I did wait 'till she was 27.
Here's another one she loves to trot out to people.
The Day I joined the RAF was the same day that she joined the Brownies.
Makes me feel sooooooo much better. ~ NOT!
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The Day I joined the Royal Flying Corps was the same day that she joined the Brownies.
Makes me feel sooooooo much better. ~ NOT!
now its accurate Snoopy eveilgrin:
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The Day I joined the Royal Flying Corps was the same day that she joined the Brownies.
Makes me feel sooooooo much better. ~ NOT!
now its accurate Snoopy eveilgrin:
I've got your number too.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geocities.com%2FWestHollywood%2FHeights%2F1667%2FRatbert.jpg&hash=c15c4cbbb4b5c8858bebdf3426982483c3f9d721)
PS I've always found it singularly appropriate that the RAF was formed on April 1st!!!!
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I'm a little red cross? doh:
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I'm a little red cross? doh:
No ~ Ratbert lol:
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Not Ratbert, Dogbert. I guess that at Snoopy's advanced age his eyesight mustn't be too good whistle:
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Not Ratbert, Dogbert. I guess that at Snoopy's advanced age his eyesight mustn't be too good whistle:
No!
Uncle is right ~ It is Ratbert (taking over Dogbert's Throne!)
Chosen with extreme care under the circumstances! evil: