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Title: My sodding computer
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 07, 2009, 02:32:43 PM
I am normally a fairly calm person but today has not been good thus far and it is not being made better by the fact that my computer is on some sort of go-slow. cussing:

I am fairly close to exploding right now which is just bad and wrong and the mess will be incredible.

I am not a happy bunny. Explode:

Is it wine o clock yet?  Please say yes...
Title: Re: My sodding computer
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2009, 02:35:56 PM
It's five o'clock somewhere!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eJwtjFLj1c
Title: Re: My sodding computer
Post by: Pastis on May 07, 2009, 02:48:42 PM
YES!

 ;D

Title: Re: My sodding computer
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2009, 02:51:03 PM
Wine o'clock here....  whistle:
Title: Re: My sodding computer
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2009, 03:01:50 PM
Wine o'clock here....  whistle:


Errrrr ........................... When isn't it?
Title: Re: My sodding computer
Post by: Pastis on May 07, 2009, 03:18:53 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV13ayHr.jpg&hash=d083991f60f2c65ad1f6195394bf2844978e6324) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV13ayHr)

 whistle:

Title: Re: My sodding computer
Post by: tel on May 07, 2009, 03:19:55 PM
I am normally a fairly calm person but today has not been good thus far and it is not being made better by the fact that my computer is on some sort of go-slow. cussing:

I am fairly close to exploding right now which is just bad and wrong and the mess will be incredible.

I am not a happy bunny. Explode:

Is it wine o clock yet?  Please say yes...

You have the plague.
Title: Re: My sodding computer
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 07, 2009, 03:28:44 PM


I am not a happy bunny.



You have the plague.

Mixoma micksymar myxermo rabbit flu I expect
Title: Re: My sodding computer
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2009, 03:29:47 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: My sodding computer
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2009, 03:42:04 PM
Wine o'clock here....  whistle:


Errrrr ........................... When isn't it?
I know...  redface:
Title: Re: My sodding computer
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 08, 2009, 08:07:24 AM
YES!

 ;D





You are the man from Del Monte and I claim my £5.00 now if you could just point me in the direction of the 'hangover cures' thread I would be gratefull redface:
Title: Re: My sodding computer
Post by: GROWLER on May 08, 2009, 08:11:53 AM
I am normally a fairly calm person but today has not been good thus far and it is not being made better by the fact that my computer is on some sort of go-slow. cussing:


De-fragment it.
Title: Re: My sodding computer
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 08, 2009, 09:26:08 AM
Do I look like I know where that key is?
Title: Re: My sodding computer
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 08, 2009, 01:19:44 PM
Do I look like I know where that key is?

I assumed 'De Fragment' was what was left after you took a hammer to it.
Title: Re: My sodding computer
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2009, 01:23:59 PM
I am normally a fairly calm person but today has not been good thus far and it is not being made better by the fact that my computer is on some sort of go-slow. cussing:


De-fragment it.
Growler gives computer advice...  rubschin:
Title: Re: My sodding computer
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2009, 02:23:33 PM
Best ignored, eh?
Title: Re: My sodding computer
Post by: Snoopy on May 08, 2009, 02:34:57 PM
I am normally a fairly calm person but today has not been good thus far and it is not being made better by the fact that my computer is on some sort of go-slow. cussing:


De-fragment it.
Growler gives computer advice...  rubschin:

He has hidden depths and we all know that a good defrag can often produce results. (I, for instance, have been known to defrag a pc and buy a new one as a result)
Title: Re: My sodding computer
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2009, 02:51:09 PM
I find ccleaner (formerly crap cleaner) helps  angel1
Title: Re: My sodding computer
Post by: Pastis on May 08, 2009, 02:56:42 PM
And how much would you pay this cleaner over, say a 26 month period? spider:
Title: Re: My sodding computer
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2009, 03:02:22 PM
I just called Hazel Blears office and told them that running away from the cameras was NOT a good idea. And Gordo claimed for the CLEANER while he was living at NUmber 11  rubschin:
Title: Re: My sodding computer
Post by: TG on May 08, 2009, 03:03:59 PM
I find ccleaner (formerly crap cleaner) helps  angel1

Waste of space, time and money.

For what it's worth I use this : http://www.safer-networking.org/en/index.html

And this : http://www.avast.com/eng/download-avast-home.html

Both free. Coupled with a bit of caution and common sense and the odd de-frag.

Works fine for me.

All this goes out the window if you have anyone under 25 accessing your PC.  scared2:
Title: Re: My sodding computer
Post by: Snoopy on May 08, 2009, 03:31:58 PM
I just called Hazel Blears office and told them that running away from the cameras was NOT a good idea. And Gordo claimed for the CLEANER while he was living at NUmber 11  rubschin:


Gordon NEVER lived at Number 11. The Blairs took over the flat at Number 11 as it was bigger and they had all those kids. Gordo did in fact reside elsewhere.
Title: Re: My sodding computer
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2009, 03:46:48 PM
With a pricey cleaner  eyes:

Perhaps her name was Olga  eyes: