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Title: Voting for haircuts
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2009, 01:17:46 PM
Mrs Nick has returned home with a hairstyle catalogue  noooo:

SHe announces she is 'fed up' with her hair as it is and wishes to be transformed. A short list is drawn up and I am invited to comment and advise. This has to be done very carefully  scared2:

Style 1 would make her look like something living in a burrow  noooo:
Style 2 looks good on the model (who is about 15)  noooo:
Style 3 looks like something worn by alien wimmin in sci-fi films  noooo:
Style 4 looks like her hair in its present state only shorter  noooo:
Style 5 looks idiotic  noooo:

I am now required to go through the hair catalogue and make further recommendations before she heads off to some expensive barber and gets it cut. I shall advise her to take a hat  noooo:

Title: Re: Voting for haircuts
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 24, 2009, 01:40:07 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Tell her she looks lovely as she is.... cloud9:

When we get to the " I want something completely different haircut stage" we are generally quite pissed off or depressed.

If she does anything too drastic she will hate it and it will be your fault.

Title: Re: Voting for haircuts
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 24, 2009, 01:42:34 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Tell her she looks lovely as she is.... cloud9:

When we get to the " I want something completely different haircut stage" we are generally quite pissed off or depressed.

If she does anything too drastic she will hate it and it will be your fault.



Seconded...
Title: Re: Voting for haircuts
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 24, 2009, 02:26:57 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Tell her she looks lovely as she is.... cloud9:

When we get to the " I want something completely different haircut stage" we are generally quite pissed off or depressed.

If she does anything too drastic she will hate it and it will be your fault.



Absolutely right. Don't let her change it at any price (and it will be quite a price).

Tell her she has it just perfect and you are pround to be seen out with her wearing her current dignified style.

Be prepared to tell her that any change will make her look like a) Someones Granny. b) Mutton dressed as lamb. c) Jade Goody
Title: Re: Voting for haircuts
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2009, 03:27:26 PM
Well she is booked in, like, for 2.30 tomorrow. SHe had a choice between Stacey and Shanelle  noooo:

Stacey it is!  scared2:
Title: Re: Voting for haircuts
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2009, 03:28:22 PM
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Tell her she looks lovely as she is....


I cannot tell a lie
Title: Re: Voting for haircuts
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 24, 2009, 03:42:39 PM
Well she is booked in, like, for 2.30 tomorrow. SHe had a choice between Stacey and Shanelle  noooo:

Stacey it is!  scared2:

Is that the style or the hairdresser?
Title: Re: Voting for haircuts
Post by: Pastis on April 24, 2009, 04:00:26 PM
 drumroll:   lol:

Does a Stacey or a Shanelle involve bleach or special colouring?
Title: Re: Voting for haircuts
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2009, 04:05:02 PM
Well she is booked in, like, for 2.30 tomorrow. SHe had a choice between Stacey and Shanelle  noooo:

Stacey it is!  scared2:

Is that the style or the hairdresser?

 ::)

As long as it doesn't  involve wax  noooo:
Title: Re: Voting for haircuts
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 24, 2009, 09:44:03 PM
Well she is booked in, like, for 2.30 tomorrow. SHe had a choice between Stacey and Shanelle  noooo:

Stacey it is!  scared2:

Is that the style or the hairdresser?

 ::)

As long as it doesn't  involve wax  noooo:

Is she deaf as well?
Title: Re: Voting for haircuts
Post by: Snoopy on April 25, 2009, 07:13:46 AM
Classic no win situation ~ my ex started this lark, six different styles and three different colours in a year, followed by evening classes in yoga and f*ck knows what else. It was, she said, all an attempt to "find her true self" then the affairs started and she eventually walked out.

I am not saying Mrs Nick is heading in that direction but you can be sure something in her life is pissing her off and since she is floundering around trying to find and solve it the answer will in the end be you. Get your arse down the gym daily and get in trim ~ you are going to have to change Nick to satisfy her ~ if you don't she will.
Title: Re: Voting for haircuts
Post by: Nick on April 25, 2009, 07:24:35 AM
I have offered to cut her hair myself. We have a large selection of bowls  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Voting for haircuts
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2009, 07:27:01 AM
I have offered to cut her hair myself. We have a large selection of bowls  eveilgrin:
Remember that you also have a large selection of bowels...  scared2:
Title: Re: Voting for haircuts
Post by: Snoopy on April 25, 2009, 07:44:32 AM
 noooo: You just can't tell some people
Title: Re: Voting for haircuts
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2009, 07:48:58 AM
noooo: You just can't tell some people
I know... it will end in spilt blood...  noooo:
Title: Re: Voting for haircuts
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 25, 2009, 07:54:23 AM
Bald is the new Shannelle, BTW do you know how much this is gonna cost you, financially?

Dementia my beloved had the new Medusa look, the bill was on par with the GDP of a small African country.
Title: Re: Voting for haircuts
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 25, 2009, 02:33:50 PM
you can be sure something in her life is pissing her off and since she is floundering around trying to find and solve it the answer will in the end be you. Get your arse down the gym daily and get in trim ~ you are going to have to change Nick to satisfy her ~ if you don't she will.

Sage words.  noooo:
Title: Re: Voting for haircuts
Post by: Nick on April 25, 2009, 02:35:27 PM
SHe is due back soon with new haircut. All will not be well  noooo:
Title: Re: Voting for haircuts
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2009, 02:36:12 PM
SHe is due back soon with new haircut. All will not be well  noooo:
Hide Nick...  scared:
Title: Re: Voting for haircuts
Post by: Nick on April 25, 2009, 04:48:27 PM
It looks no different  noooo:

Boy is kicking off though, I am off
Title: Re: Voting for haircuts
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2009, 08:29:04 AM
Perhaps they were closed...  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Voting for haircuts
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2010, 08:24:10 PM
I just refound this thread from earlier in the year. Seems prescient!!  scared2:
Title: Re: Voting for haircuts
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 04, 2010, 08:27:39 PM
You having another haircut - you only had one the other week  eeek:
Title: Re: Voting for haircuts
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2010, 08:30:49 PM
SWWLTBO had a "Christmas " haircut ...... to be ready for the holidays, during which it has been so cold, snowy and miserable she has not set foot outside without a hat on her head. It cost a lot, she hated and within two days had taken scissors to it. The THW did a similar trick. The boys and I are getting shaggier by the week but will hold out for our six monthly trim until the weather warms considerably.
Title: Re: Voting for haircuts
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2010, 08:32:05 PM
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I am getting shaggier by the week

You old goat
Title: Re: Voting for haircuts
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2010, 08:34:55 PM
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I am getting shaggier by the week

You old goat

Touch?  lol: