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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on April 24, 2009, 01:17:46 PM
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Mrs Nick has returned home with a hairstyle catalogue noooo:
SHe announces she is 'fed up' with her hair as it is and wishes to be transformed. A short list is drawn up and I am invited to comment and advise. This has to be done very carefully scared2:
Style 1 would make her look like something living in a burrow noooo:
Style 2 looks good on the model (who is about 15) noooo:
Style 3 looks like something worn by alien wimmin in sci-fi films noooo:
Style 4 looks like her hair in its present state only shorter noooo:
Style 5 looks idiotic noooo:
I am now required to go through the hair catalogue and make further recommendations before she heads off to some expensive barber and gets it cut. I shall advise her to take a hat noooo:
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
Tell her she looks lovely as she is.... cloud9:
When we get to the " I want something completely different haircut stage" we are generally quite pissed off or depressed.
If she does anything too drastic she will hate it and it will be your fault.
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
Tell her she looks lovely as she is.... cloud9:
When we get to the " I want something completely different haircut stage" we are generally quite pissed off or depressed.
If she does anything too drastic she will hate it and it will be your fault.
Seconded...
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
Tell her she looks lovely as she is.... cloud9:
When we get to the " I want something completely different haircut stage" we are generally quite pissed off or depressed.
If she does anything too drastic she will hate it and it will be your fault.
Absolutely right. Don't let her change it at any price (and it will be quite a price).
Tell her she has it just perfect and you are pround to be seen out with her wearing her current dignified style.
Be prepared to tell her that any change will make her look like a) Someones Granny. b) Mutton dressed as lamb. c) Jade Goody
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Well she is booked in, like, for 2.30 tomorrow. SHe had a choice between Stacey and Shanelle noooo:
Stacey it is! scared2:
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Tell her she looks lovely as she is....
I cannot tell a lie
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Well she is booked in, like, for 2.30 tomorrow. SHe had a choice between Stacey and Shanelle noooo:
Stacey it is! scared2:
Is that the style or the hairdresser?
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drumroll: lol:
Does a Stacey or a Shanelle involve bleach or special colouring?
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Well she is booked in, like, for 2.30 tomorrow. SHe had a choice between Stacey and Shanelle noooo:
Stacey it is! scared2:
Is that the style or the hairdresser?
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As long as it doesn't involve wax noooo:
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Well she is booked in, like, for 2.30 tomorrow. SHe had a choice between Stacey and Shanelle noooo:
Stacey it is! scared2:
Is that the style or the hairdresser?
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As long as it doesn't involve wax noooo:
Is she deaf as well?
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Classic no win situation ~ my ex started this lark, six different styles and three different colours in a year, followed by evening classes in yoga and f*ck knows what else. It was, she said, all an attempt to "find her true self" then the affairs started and she eventually walked out.
I am not saying Mrs Nick is heading in that direction but you can be sure something in her life is pissing her off and since she is floundering around trying to find and solve it the answer will in the end be you. Get your arse down the gym daily and get in trim ~ you are going to have to change Nick to satisfy her ~ if you don't she will.
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I have offered to cut her hair myself. We have a large selection of bowls eveilgrin:
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I have offered to cut her hair myself. We have a large selection of bowls eveilgrin:
Remember that you also have a large selection of bowels... scared2:
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noooo: You just can't tell some people
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noooo: You just can't tell some people
I know... it will end in spilt blood... noooo:
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Bald is the new Shannelle, BTW do you know how much this is gonna cost you, financially?
Dementia my beloved had the new Medusa look, the bill was on par with the GDP of a small African country.
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you can be sure something in her life is pissing her off and since she is floundering around trying to find and solve it the answer will in the end be you. Get your arse down the gym daily and get in trim ~ you are going to have to change Nick to satisfy her ~ if you don't she will.
Sage words. noooo:
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SHe is due back soon with new haircut. All will not be well noooo:
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SHe is due back soon with new haircut. All will not be well noooo:
Hide Nick... scared:
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It looks no different noooo:
Boy is kicking off though, I am off
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Perhaps they were closed... Shrugs:
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I just refound this thread from earlier in the year. Seems prescient!! scared2:
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You having another haircut - you only had one the other week eeek:
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SWWLTBO had a "Christmas " haircut ...... to be ready for the holidays, during which it has been so cold, snowy and miserable she has not set foot outside without a hat on her head. It cost a lot, she hated and within two days had taken scissors to it. The THW did a similar trick. The boys and I are getting shaggier by the week but will hold out for our six monthly trim until the weather warms considerably.
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I am getting shaggier by the week
You old goat
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I am getting shaggier by the week
You old goat
Touch? lol: