The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on April 22, 2009, 10:34:11 AM
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Q: When is a good time to re-paint white lines and arrows on a busy main road?
A: Not at nine o'clock in the morning when everybody is trying to get to work and go about their business you complete, utter bastards! Banghead
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Well, if you will choose to crap in the middle of the road first thing in the morning the least you can expect is to have white lines painted over you. whistle:
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Q: When is a good time to re-paint white lines and arrows on a busy main road?
A: Not at nine o'clock in the morning when everybody is trying to get to work and go about their business you complete, utter bastards! Banghead
Obviously the line painters belong to the same union as the hedge trimmers who are happy cutting the hedge round the school entrance from 0830 to 0915 forcing all 184 infants and junior school attendees to walk into the road to get past them and their fecking van parked on the pavement! And their answer when questioned? ~ "We have a job to do". Banghead
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Q: When is a good time to re-paint white lines and arrows on a busy main road?
A: Not at nine o'clock in the morning when everybody is trying to get to work and go about their business you complete, utter bastards! Banghead
Obviously the line painters belong to the same union as the hedge trimmers who are happy cutting the hedge round the school entrance from 0830 to 0915 forcing all 184 infants and junior school attendees to walk into the road to get past them and their fecking van parked on the pavement! And their answer when questioned? ~ "We have a job to do". Banghead
Wankers! cussing:
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Q: When is a good time to re-paint white lines and arrows on a busy main road?
A: Not at nine o'clock in the morning when everybody is trying to get to work and go about their business you complete, utter bastards! Banghead
Obviously the line painters belong to the same union as the hedge trimmers who are happy cutting the hedge round the school entrance from 0830 to 0915 forcing all 184 infants and junior school attendees to walk into the road to get past them and their fecking van parked on the pavement! And their answer when questioned? ~ "We have a job to do". Banghead
Wankers! cussing:
I doubt they could even do that without an instruction manual and time sheet.
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Q: When is a good time to re-paint white lines and arrows on a busy main road?
A: Not at nine o'clock in the morning when everybody is trying to get to work and go about their business you complete, utter bastards! Banghead
Obviously the line painters belong to the same union as the hedge trimmers who are happy cutting the hedge round the school entrance from 0830 to 0915 forcing all 184 infants and junior school attendees to walk into the road to get past them and their fecking van parked on the pavement! And their answer when questioned? ~ "We have a job to do". Banghead
Wankers! cussing:
I doubt they could even do that without an instruction manual and time sheet.
And a big tank of boiling white stuff...? rubschin: