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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 22, 2009, 10:21:58 AM
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A few weeks ago I broke one of my big toes, It sodding well hurts. That's it really, I just wanted to share my pain with you all.
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A few weeks ago I broke one of my big toes, It sodding well hurts. That's it really, I just wanted to share my pain with you all.
How did you do that then...?
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Fell down the stairs redface: Nowhere as glamorous as dropping off a roof I know... point:
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Fell down the stairs redface: Nowhere as glamorous as dropping off a roof I know... point:
evil:
I broke my toe jumping up to answer the telephone... the skirting board somehow got in the way of my foot - or vice-versa...
Twice. redface:
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Ouch...Was it attached to anything? The skirting board that is, I am rather assuming that your foot was attached to your leg at the time.
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I have also broken my big toe.....a few years ago was frolicking in the sea and went to kick a beach ball really hard....except I hit a rock in the water instead - absolutely killed cry:
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I have also broken my big toe.....a few years ago was frolicking in the sea and went to kick a beach ball really hard....except I hit a rock in the water instead - absolutely killed cry:
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I feel quite normal now... cloud9:
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I too have broken the odd toe over the years ~ always in an unlikely and/or stupid fashion.
What makes it worse is that the doctors give you a choice between paracetamol or a plaster cast up to your fecking knee.
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I feel quite normal now... cloud9:
Barman? Normal? Its the end of civilisation as we know it.... scared2:
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I feel quite normal now... cloud9:
Barman? Normal? Its the end of civilisation as we know it.... scared2:
evil:
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Fell down the stairs redface: Nowhere as glamorous as dropping off a roof I know... point:
evil:
I broke my toe jumping up to answer the telephone... the skirting board somehow got in the way of my foot - or vice-versa...
Twice. redface:
Only just read this. Excellent reason for not having skirting boards ... which I don't cloud9:
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You could break your toes on the wall though spider:
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Little toe, left foot is the latest casualty of my wife's habit of leaving washing baskets on the fvcking landing ~ OUCH!
Not broken but badly bruised and I have only just got the nail back from the previous trip over the same basket left in a different place a couple of months ago. evil:
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Little toe, left foot is the latest casualty of my wife's habit of leaving washing baskets on the fvcking landing ~ OUCH!
Not broken but badly bruised and I have only just got the nail back from the previous trip over the same basket left in a different place a couple of months ago. evil:
rubschin:
Life insurance all up to date is it?
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lol:
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Little toe, left foot is the latest casualty of my wife's habit of leaving washing baskets on the fvcking landing ~ OUCH!
Not broken but badly bruised and I have only just got the nail back from the previous trip over the same basket left in a different place a couple of months ago. evil:
rubschin:
Life insurance all up to date is it?
Just practising Darwin... It'll be roller skates when the insurance is all topped-up.... whistle:
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Part of the UDI from the weekend...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq17Hvf9.jpg&hash=f9ae875c06327d8559f7249a021f115980724f36) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq17Hvf9)
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Part of the UDI from the weekend...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq17Hvf9.jpg&hash=f9ae875c06327d8559f7249a021f115980724f36) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq17Hvf9)
eeek: All of an IUD from the weekend....
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq1byoYA.gif&hash=cde76bb607dd7958ef1cbfde3796ae84547901b9) (http://www.postimage.org/)
Not mine I hasten to add.
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I'm so pleased to know that
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Thought that you might be, as I know that this is a sharing caring community.
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Part of the UDI from the weekend...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq17Hvf9.jpg&hash=f9ae875c06327d8559f7249a021f115980724f36) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq17Hvf9)
Is that a rug...? rubschin:
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Part of the UDI from the weekend...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq17Hvf9.jpg&hash=f9ae875c06327d8559f7249a021f115980724f36) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq17Hvf9)
Is that a rug...? rubschin:
Has LL hidden yours then?
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Part of the UDI from the weekend...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq17Hvf9.jpg&hash=f9ae875c06327d8559f7249a021f115980724f36) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq17Hvf9)
Is that a rug...? rubschin:
Yes. And it didn't cost thousands of pounds!
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Cheapskate ;)
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evil:
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evil:
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Little toe, left foot is the latest casualty of my wife's habit of leaving washing baskets on the fvcking landing ~ OUCH!
Not broken but badly bruised and I have only just got the nail back from the previous trip over the same basket left in a different place a couple of months ago. evil:
If it's always there then why do you keep tripping over it? Surely by now it is registered as a permenant obstacle! Or at least that is what I tell Mr Wench. redface:
I ripped the nail off my left little toe at the weekend. I stumbled on a trowel in the garden and hit the edge of the patio. sad24:
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Little toe, left foot is the latest casualty of my wife's habit of leaving washing baskets on the fvcking landing ~ OUCH!
Not broken but badly bruised and I have only just got the nail back from the previous trip over the same basket left in a different place a couple of months ago. evil:
If it's always there then why do you keep tripping over it? Surely by now it is registered as a permenant obstacle! Or at least that is what I tell Mr Wench. redface:
I ripped the nail off my left little toe at the weekend. I stumbled on a trowel in the garden and hit the edge of the patio narrowly avoiding the mysterious hole which Mr Wench is working on. sad24:
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Little toe, left foot is the latest casualty of my wife's habit of leaving washing baskets on the fvcking landing ~ OUCH!
Not broken but badly bruised and I have only just got the nail back from the previous trip over the same basket left in a different place a couple of months ago. evil:
If it's always there then why do you keep tripping over it? Surely by now it is registered as a permenant obstacle! Or at least that is what I tell Mr Wench. redface:
I ripped the nail off my left little toe at the weekend. I stumbled on a trowel in the garden and hit the edge of the patio. sad24:
Yes you would have thought I had learned by now BUT she keeps moving it about and then it will vanish for several days and reappear in a new place.
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Digging a hole in the patio would require removal of slabs, concrete and digging. None of which Mr Wench would be capable of!
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Does he not come of mining stock?
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Little toe, left foot is the latest casualty of my wife's habit of leaving washing baskets on the fvcking landing ~ OUCH!
Not broken but badly bruised and I have only just got the nail back from the previous trip over the same basket left in a different place a couple of months ago. evil:
If it's always there then why do you keep tripping over it? Surely by now it is registered as a permenant obstacle! Or at least that is what I tell Mr Wench. redface:
I ripped the nail off my left little toe at the weekend. I stumbled on a trowel in the garden and hit the edge of the patio. sad24:
Yes you would have thought I had learned by now BUT she keeps moving it about and then it will vanish for several days and reappear in a new place.
Ahhhh that is her mistake. I always leave ours in the middle of the hall. Proper obstruction is much easier.
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Does he not come of mining stock?
Good god no! The men in his family have not an iota of upper body strength between them. His Mother is seemingly even incapable of pushing a flymo around she is so weak.
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So his strength is all in his lower body then eyes:
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You'd think wouldn't you. noooo:
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Just broken me fecking toe! Angry9:
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Dropped the laptop on it?
How is the laptop?
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Dropped the laptop on it?
How is the laptop?
evil:
'Tis really windy and it started to move the patio furniture around...
So I went out and folded up the chairs... the table folds too - you just pull out these two catches and AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! eeek:
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Just broken me fecking toe! Angry9:
Last time you blamed me ......... noooo:
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Dropped the laptop on it?
How is the laptop?
evil:
'Tis really windy and it started to move the patio furniture around...
So I went out and folded up the chairs... the table folds too - you just pull out these two catches and AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! eeek:
YOu need to employ a full time nurse. Perhaps with a nice uniform.............
I wonder if there are any suitable images online whistle:
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Dropped the laptop on it?
How is the laptop?
evil:
'Tis really windy and it started to move the patio furniture around...
So I went out and folded up the chairs... the table folds too - you just pull out these two catches and AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! eeek:
YOu need to employ a full time nurse. Perhaps with a nice uniform.............
I wonder if there are any suitable images online whistle:
rubschin:
Drool:
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Just broken me fecking toe! Angry9:
High heels .......... noooo:
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Just broken me fecking toe! Angry9:
High heels .......... noooo:
evil:
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Dropped the laptop on it?
How is the laptop?
evil:
'Tis really windy and it started to move the patio furniture around...
So I went out and folded up the chairs... the table folds too - you just pull out these two catches and AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! eeek:
YOu need to employ a full time nurse. Perhaps with a nice uniform.............
I wonder if there are any suitable images online whistle:
And RMN specialising in EMH you say... rubschin:
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Dropped the laptop on it?
How is the laptop?
evil:
'Tis really windy and it started to move the patio furniture around...
So I went out and folded up the chairs... the table folds too - you just pull out these two catches and AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! eeek:
YOu need to employ a full time nurse. Perhaps with a nice uniform.............
I wonder if there are any suitable images online whistle:
And RMN specialising in EMH you say... rubschin:
Shrugs:
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He means PTMS with suspenders and nice feet, preferably on BUPA, you clot. ::)
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He means PTMS with suspenders and nice feet, preferably on BUPA, you clot. ::)
Drool:
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BUPA is amazing whistle:
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BUPA is amazing whistle:
I'm just wrapped up with frozen peas... cry:
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That's extra noooo:
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That's extra noooo:
Got frostbite now... evil:
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point:
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Just broken me fecking toe! Angry9:
That sounds like Mr Ouch and his friend A. Gony. You must be hopping mad
How long will it take to mend?
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Just broken me fecking toe! Angry9:
That sounds like Mr Ouch and his friend A. Gony. You must be hopping mad
How long will it take to mend?
Till he needs a drink ........ whistle: