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Come Inside... => The Commons => Topic started by: Barman on April 21, 2009, 05:19:27 AM
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The hit squad had prepared their raid long in advance.
At 10am eight police officers, some in anti-stab vests, joined three council employees on the doorstep of the Bamboo Joint takeaway.
Their mission? To stamp out the practice of selling jerk chicken within 400 metres of a secondary school.
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Four policemen, four fucking policemen to close down a takeaway???? eeek:
The Reggae Source. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1172094/Fast-food-police-Caribbean-takeaway-closed-opening-close-schools.html) Read it and weep.... noooo:
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I expect the shop was mainly selling "salad" to the kids.
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Hi All
A few years ago I might have thought that this was a belated April Fool joke. . . But these days nothing surprises me anymore. What next, and please don't answer that in case somebody gets an new idea from it in Whitehall.
Hatefull Bastards the lot of 'em cussing:
The Daw
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Welcome Daw.
You cannot have a takeaway within 400 metres of a school ~ when did that piece of legislation slip though?
Utter, utter nonsense.
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Hi All
A few years ago I might have thought that this was a belated April Fool joke. . . But these days nothing surprises me anymore. What next, and please don't answer that in case somebody gets an new idea from it in Whitehall.
Hatefull Bastards the lot of 'em cussing:
The Daw
Welcome! Good to see you posting... cloud9:
Hat, coat, daw.... redface:
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Hat, coat, daw.... redface:
::)
Welcome in Jack.
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He's bound not to return now - frightened him off you have lol: I am presuming it is a him but you boys will have to conduct the usual initiation ceremony to find out whistle:
Welcome Daw step in and pull up a seat redface:
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He's bound not to return now - frightened him off you have lol: ( I am presuming it is a him but you boys will have to conduct the usual initiation ceremony to find out whistle:
Welcome Daw, step in and pull up a seat redface:
And get the booze in... a tradition of the pub like... whistle:
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He's bound not to return now - frightened him off you have lol: I am presuming it is a him but you boys will have to conduct the usual initiation ceremony to find out whistle:
Welcome Daw step in and pull up a seat redface:
Typed that in Welsh now you have! lol:
As for him/her ~ I have every confidence you and Wenchy could have his pants down faster then we could. whistle:
Oh ~ Welcome to the madhouse Daw.
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The hit squad had prepared their raid long in advance.
At 10am eight police officers, some in anti-stab vests, joined three council employees on the doorstep of the Bamboo Joint takeaway.
Their mission? To stamp out the practice of selling jerk chicken within 400 metres of a secondary school.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2009%2F04%2F20%2Farticle-1172094-048DE328000005DC-414_468x324.jpg&hash=eece609d55275ce43a5a4bd5515f7749eb122ef1)
Four policemen, four fucking policemen to close down a takeaway???? eeek:
The Reggae Source. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1172094/Fast-food-police-Caribbean-takeaway-closed-opening-close-schools.html) Read it and weep.... noooo:
Bunch of twats ~ the same local authority MUST have passed the premises to sell take away food in the first place! Every commercial premises has to have a grading issued by the local council and if it is to sell food it must be classified Class A.
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Typed that in Welsh now you have! lol:
Just for you Snoops ;)
As for him/her ~ I have every confidence you and Wenchy could have his pants down faster then we could. whistle:
eeek:
We would need to know whether they were boxers or pants and in what material ...different resistant properties and all that whistle:
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I'll sidle into the gents if he heads that way ~ you stake out the ladies. ;)
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On my way lol:
which Door will The Daw open rubschin:
P.S sorry for going against the rules of The Commons and i shall now try and bring this topic back on thread..
I am sure what they were selling was deemed to be Class A ;)
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The problem seems to be that the council were afraid they would sell it to Class A.
But seriously you don't see many obese Jamaicans around do you. (Big fat Mommas excepted of course but that is normal)
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Ok... So, how many police officers does it take to close down a fast food joint? rubschin:
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Ok... So, how many police officers does it take to close down a fast food joint? rubschin:
drumroll:
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Ok... So, how many police officers does it take to close down a fast food joint? rubschin:
Well, it looks like four outside and two inside...
Plus an obese council worker of course... ::)
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Ok... So, how many police officers does it take to close down a fast food joint? rubschin:
Depends on how much food there is to be eaten I reckon. ;D
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Christ They'll be closing down the off-licence next as it's within 400yds of a Mosque and I won't be able to get my Skol Super anymore! evil:
Daw
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Christ They'll be closing down the off-licence next as it's within 400yds of a Mosque and I won't be able to get my Skol Super anymore! evil:
Daw
The Muslim behind the counter wouldn't be allowed to serve you it anyway... noooo:
BTW your emoticons only work after ten interesting posts... some of us on here still can't use them after thousands... whistle:
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Christ They'll be closing down the off-licence next as it's within 400yds of a Mosque and I won't be able to get my Skol Super anymore! evil:
Daw
The Muslim behind the counter wouldn't be allowed to serve you it anyway. . . noooo:
BTW your emoticons only work after ten interesting posts. . . some of us on here still can't use them after thousands. . . whistle:
I think they are Hindu's as they speak english and don't hate me
Daw
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Christ They'll be closing down the off-licence next as it's within 400yds of a Mosque and I won't be able to get my Skol Super anymore! evil:
Daw
The Muslim behind the counter wouldn't be allowed to serve you it anyway. . . noooo:
BTW your emoticons only work after ten interesting posts. . . some of us on here still can't use them after thousands. . . whistle:
I think they are Hindu's as they speak english and don't hate me
Daw
Prolly Bangladeshi ~ they seem to be muslim but with a very small m when it comes to selling alcohol etc. Allegedly it is OK to sell it but not to drink it.
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nah they've got a picture of Ganesha the Elephant god on the wall and loads of joss sticks and I know for a fact the old boy who owns it can't stand Pakistani's.
Daw
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Cool! ~ I like Hindu food. They are vegetarian of course but make marvelous curries and their pasties are to die for.
I was once invited to a Hindu wedding ~ It lasted all day!!! eeek:
The reception and the wedding seemed to take place at the same time and only toward the end of the event is the bride produced and "presented" to the husband. Meanwhile everyone just mills around talking and eating as the two fathers go through a ritual "public" bartering with a priest as a sort of umpire. When the deal is done the father of the groom calls his son forward, the father of the bride hands the girl over to the father of the groom who then gives her to his son.
I was fascinated by the whole thing and my friend who had invited me (Uncle of the bride in fact) asked his twin daughters (both lovely creatures aged about 16/17 wearing gold saris) to help by translating for me and generally make sure I was kept stacked up with food and information about what was happening. These two lovelies spoke with London Accents having been born and bred in North London and made sure I got a good education into many of the customs that the ceremony involved. When I told them that all the formalities were very impressive but I was somewhat disturbed by this "selling" of the bride from one family to another and that I was too western to accept an "arranged marriage" as a concept they laughed until they cried. They then kindly explained that this ceremony was to keep the "Old folks happy" and that "the Bride and Groom had been screwing one another for two years".
All in all an eye opening day.
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I know a joke about a Hindu whistle:
Welcome Mr Daw
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I know a joke about a Hindu whistle:
Welcome Mr Daw
Popcorn:
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Wot?
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Wot?
The joke like... Popcorn:
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You know how to find out eveilgrin:
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He'll try a Scots accent and say "What's a Hindu?" ~ answer "Lays eggs"
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He'll try a Scots accent and say "What's a Hindu?" ~ answer "Lays eggs"
The Crankies. cloud9: