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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2007, 09:16:09 AM

Title: Things to worry Nick #(sorry not enough space to fit the number)
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2007, 09:16:09 AM: Do you have gnomes in your garden perchance old boy?

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Title: Re: Things to worry Nick #(sorry not enough space to fit the number)
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2007, 09:34:34 AM: No. Why?
Title: Re: Things to worry Nick #(sorry not enough space to fit the number)
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2007, 09:54:03 AM: Just checking, as you can see from the picture they make nice hidey holes for snakes...
Title: Re: Things to worry Nick #(sorry not enough space to fit the number)
Post by: Berek on June 21, 2007, 10:21:48 AM: be afraid of gnomes, they come to life after dark

scared2:
Title: Re: Things to worry Nick #(sorry not enough space to fit the number)
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2007, 10:37:07 AM: And Berek looks just like his avatar (normal for Barrow).

And I seem to have nits. cry:
Title: Re: Things to worry Nick #(sorry not enough space to fit the number)
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2007, 10:42:04 AM: Quote from: Berek on June 21, 2007, 10:21:48 AM
be afraid of gnomes, they come to life after dark

scared2:

Its the snakes making them move Berek whistle:
Title: Re: Things to worry Nick #(sorry not enough space to fit the number)
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 21, 2007, 10:50:06 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2007, 09:54:03 AM
Just checking, as you can see from the picture they make nice hidey holes for snakes...

Thank you for the explanation.

I was wondering who on earth would buy a novelty gnome that did that
Title: Re: Things to worry Nick #(sorry not enough space to fit the number)
Post by: Berek on June 21, 2007, 11:38:26 AM: Quote from: Nick on June 21, 2007, 10:37:07 AM
And Berek looks just like his avatar (normal for Barrow).

apart from the stripes.. whistle:
Title: Re: Things to worry Nick #(sorry not enough space to fit the number)
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2007, 11:40:22 AM: and the nits?

he is much shorter than I expected. Mind you he was sitting down.
Title: Re: Things to worry Nick #(sorry not enough space to fit the number)
Post by: Bar Wench on June 21, 2007, 11:41:14 AM: Tea tree oil.
Title: Re: Things to worry Nick #(sorry not enough space to fit the number)
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2007, 12:08:27 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on June 21, 2007, 11:41:14 AM
Tea tree oil.

You do realise you've just sent Nick on a quest to drain the oil from a teabag tree point:
Title: Re: Things to worry Nick #(sorry not enough space to fit the number)
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2007, 12:19:01 PM: I have more pressing matters. The Boy just sprang a HUGE nosebleed. IN the hire car which they are collecting this afternoon and which is now smeared in blood. eeek:
Title: Re: Things to worry Nick #(sorry not enough space to fit the number)
Post by: Berek on June 21, 2007, 12:20:47 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 21, 2007, 12:19:01 PM
I have more pressing matters. The Boy just sprang a HUGE nosebleed. IN the hire car which they are collecting this afternoon and which is now smeared in blood. eeek:

you mean "THE " hire car ?? the same one I ran a key down the side of yesterday ???
Title: Re: Things to worry Nick #(sorry not enough space to fit the number)
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2007, 12:44:12 PM: Yes that one. Is Mrs Berek's car still in one piece? I accidentally loosened a wheel nut.
Title: Re: Things to worry Nick #(sorry not enough space to fit the number)
Post by: Berek on June 21, 2007, 12:51:09 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 21, 2007, 12:44:12 PM
Yes that one. Is Mrs Berek's car still in one piece? I accidentally loosened a wheel nut.

it's currently in the Ford garage, where the mechanics will be finding more things wrong with it to fix.. cussing:
Title: Re: Things to worry Nick #(sorry not enough space to fit the number)
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2007, 12:54:17 PM: Ah yes, I may have interfered with the Air Con too (by accident obviously)

Get a hovercraft. WOuld be a whizz around Barrow and would save you using that bridge to get to the pub. I know a very funny story about the hovercraft which is more than I can say about The Boy who I have just had to retrieve from teh SCHOOL ROOF! cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Things to worry Nick #(sorry not enough space to fit the number)
Post by: Berek on June 21, 2007, 01:43:00 PM: I despair for you Nick..seriously
Title: Re: Things to worry Nick #(sorry not enough space to fit the number)
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 21, 2007, 01:52:59 PM: Quote from: Berek on June 21, 2007, 01:43:00 PM
I despair for you Nick..seriously

you've met him and I have to trust your judgement. shocked003
Title: Re: Things to worry Nick #(sorry not enough space to fit the number)
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2007, 01:53:52 PM: True though! cry: