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Title: Quote of the day...
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 20, 2009, 08:46:40 AM
A stitch in time would confuse Einstein
Title: Re: Quote of the day...
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 20, 2009, 09:13:50 AM
If all the sheep in Wales were laid end to end, Snoopy would be late for tea.
Title: Re: Quote of the day...
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2009, 03:44:30 PM
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

He who builds his house on stone is wise, but he who builds on quicksand is a real pillock.



Title: Re: Quote of the day...
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2009, 04:17:25 PM
He who cuts the wood gets warm twice...  whistle:
Title: Re: Quote of the day...
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 20, 2009, 05:36:48 PM
The road to a good kebab van is paved with vomit
Title: Re: Quote of the day...
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 20, 2009, 06:35:56 PM
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
W. C. Fields