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Title: Joe Cool Returns
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2009, 03:30:09 PM
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Once I have dealt with the 174 emails stacked up for my attention (No ~ not all the senders think I need a bigger dick) I shall, I promise, read my way through the deathless prose, random jottings and accumulated wisdom posted by you all during my week long sojourn in the East Mercian Kingdom of Mort the Unsteady. Whilst I complete this Herculean Task of mucking out the Augean Stables that we know as our site amuse yourselves my lovelies and be assured that I have returned (i) Refreshed (ii) Bored out of my skull with the 24/7 full on family experience (iii) Gasping for a long, cold G&T which, as I type, awaits my full attention. First task through the door was pour drink. Second task was to direct the children to assist their mother in unloading the car (FFS I have just driven it 300 bloody miles and bought them lunch en route) and the third was to check in with the answer-phone and internet for messages. There is also a mountain of post to open.
Title: Re: Joe Cool Returns
Post by: Pastis on April 18, 2009, 04:22:40 PM
Welcome home!  ;)
Title: Re: Joe Cool Returns
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2009, 04:47:52 PM
Welcome back Snoops!  lol:

Most of the posts are shite... just start some new ones...  ;)
Title: Re: Joe Cool Returns
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 18, 2009, 04:48:04 PM
Put your feet up and relax - nowt much happened around here except..oh and ...oh god how could I forget that  Shrugs:

Looking forward to hearing all about it  lol:
Title: Re: Joe Cool Returns
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 18, 2009, 08:34:14 PM
Nice to see you safely back and in good humour.

We can soon fix that.  evil:
Title: Re: Joe Cool Returns
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 18, 2009, 08:37:29 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 18, 2009, 03:30:09 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi176.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fw176%2Fusyamato%2FSnoopyJoeCool.jpg&hash=3a78905ecf18070feae3b54c07b88c945e5b5198)

Once I have dealt with the 174 emails stacked up for my attention (No ~ not all the senders think I need a bigger dick) I shall, I promise, read my way through the deathless prose, random jottings and accumulated wisdom posted by you all during my week long sojourn in the East Mercian Kingdom of Mort the Unsteady. Whilst I complete this Herculean Task of mucking out the Augean Stables that we know as our site amuse yourselves my lovelies and be assured that I have returned (i) Refreshed (ii) Bored out of my skull with the 24/7 full on family experience (iii) Gasping for a long, cold G&T which, as I type, awaits my full attention. First task through the door was pour drink. Second task was to direct the children to assist their mother in unloading the car (FFS I have just driven it 300 bloody miles and bought them lunch en route) and the third was to check in with the answer-phone and internet for messages. There is also a mountain of post to open.

Didn't get a shag then?
Title: Re: Joe Cool Returns
Post by: GROWLER on April 18, 2009, 10:41:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 18, 2009, 04:47:52 PM
Welcome back Snoops!  lol:

Most ALL of the posts are shite... just start some new ones...  ;)

Good to see some sanity back in here, and someone to talk to again too!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Joe Cool Returns
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2009, 08:05:20 AM
I have been chased by a bull  evil:
Title: Re: Joe Cool Returns
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2009, 08:06:25 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 19, 2009, 08:05:20 AM
I have been chased by a bull  evil:
Popcorn:
Title: Re: Joe Cool Returns
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2009, 08:07:25 AM
I managed to get over a wall  evil:
Title: Re: Joe Cool Returns
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2009, 08:07:57 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 19, 2009, 08:07:25 AM
I managed to get over a wall  evil:
evil:
Title: Re: Joe Cool Returns
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 19, 2009, 08:15:48 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 19, 2009, 08:05:20 AM
I have been chased by a bull  evil:

Did Mrs Nick choose your wardrobe today, or was the bright red shirt your idea?  whistle:
Title: Re: Joe Cool Returns
Post by: Snoopy on April 19, 2009, 03:22:14 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on April 18, 2009, 08:37:29 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 18, 2009, 03:30:09 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi176.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fw176%2Fusyamato%2FSnoopyJoeCool.jpg&hash=3a78905ecf18070feae3b54c07b88c945e5b5198)

Once I have dealt with the 174 emails stacked up for my attention (No ~ not all the senders think I need a bigger dick) I shall, I promise, read my way through the deathless prose, random jottings and accumulated wisdom posted by you all during my week long sojourn in the East Mercian Kingdom of Mort the Unsteady. Whilst I complete this Herculean Task of mucking out the Augean Stables that we know as our site amuse yourselves my lovelies and be assured that I have returned (i) Refreshed (ii) Bored out of my skull with the 24/7 full on family experience (iii) Gasping for a long, cold G&T which, as I type, awaits my full attention. First task through the door was pour drink. Second task was to direct the children to assist their mother in unloading the car (FFS I have just driven it 300 bloody miles and bought them lunch en route) and the third was to check in with the answer-phone and internet for messages. There is also a mountain of post to open.

Didn't get a shag then?

 noooo: Nah ~ took the wife not the girlfriend  ;)
Title: Re: Joe Cool Returns
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 20, 2009, 05:02:23 AM
Glad to hear that you had 'the normal family holiday experience' Snoops, family holidays are a dreadful idea IMHO. noooo:
Title: Re: Joe Cool Returns
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 20, 2009, 07:29:49 AM
You been away then Snoopy?
Title: Re: Joe Cool Returns
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2009, 07:30:13 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 20, 2009, 07:29:49 AM
You been away then Snoopy?
lol:
Title: Re: Joe Cool Returns
Post by: Snoopy on April 20, 2009, 08:25:28 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 20, 2009, 07:29:49 AM
You been away then Snoopy?


So nice to be missed  sad24:
Title: Re: Joe Cool Returns
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 20, 2009, 09:12:12 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 20, 2009, 08:25:28 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 20, 2009, 07:29:49 AM
You been away then Snoopy?


So nice to be missed  sad24:

You'll never know. . .










 ;)
Title: Re: Joe Cool Returns
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 21, 2009, 06:31:18 AM
It's been quite exciting and interesting since you have been away, it will be nice to be back to normal. whistle:
Title: Re: Joe Cool Returns
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2009, 08:10:35 AM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on April 21, 2009, 06:31:18 AM
It's been quite exciting and interesting since you have been away, it will be nice to be back to normal. whistle:

They don't like it up 'em sir.  whistle:
Title: Re: Joe Cool Returns
Post by: Snoopy on April 21, 2009, 09:47:59 AM
Normality? Wassat then??

I am now off to the tip. This is becoming a weekly event ~ where does all this shite come from?


And before anyone asks ~ No I haven't emptied out my PC  evil:
Title: Re: Joe Cool Returns
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2009, 04:56:29 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 21, 2009, 09:47:59 AM
Normality? Wassat then??

I am now off to the tip. This is becoming a weekly event ~ where does all this shite come from?


And before anyone asks ~ No I haven't emptied out my PC  evil:

Have you emptied out your. . .  sorry  redface:
Title: Re: Joe Cool Returns
Post by: Snoopy on April 21, 2009, 06:49:16 PM
Phew! I don't think I have stopped all day.
Just gulped down a Chinese Takeaway to stave off the onset of a hypo  scared2:
Still heaps to do but it can wait until tomorrow now.