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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Uncle Mort on April 14, 2009, 09:45:10 AM
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...bit me on Sunday. Although he punctured the skin I didn't think much of it 'til yesterday when it started hurting and my hand went red and started swelling up. rubschin:
No change this morning so I nipped down to the local A&E. One hour later I left having had a tetanus injection and been given a course of antibiotics and some painkillers. Back tomorrow for a followup.
Just wait until I see that bloody cat again. cussing:
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Bloody cats... I bet the bastard thing shits in your garden too... cussing:
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
Injury lawyers for you ....here you come lol:
Is the cat normally friendly ?
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
Injury lawyers for you ....here you come lol:
Is the cat normally friendly ?
It was before it got Rabies... whistle:
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Well if a dog bit you then we'd be saying it should be put down etc ...why can the same not apply to cats 8)
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Well if a dog bit you then we'd be saying it should be put down etc ...why can the same not apply to cats 8)
'Destroyed' is I think the term used... cool14:
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Destroy is what cats do evil:
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Destroy is what cats do evil:
Yes indeed... see the Animations thread... whistle:
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Unclie might metamorphose, like. Y'know, like in The Fly.
He might even grow a tail and whiskers eeek:
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Unclie might metamorphose, like. Y'know, like in The Fly.
He might even grow a tail and whiskers eeek:
Indeed... rubschin:
We'll log him out in a couple of days and see if his big, fat paws can log him in again.... whistle:
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Very funny chaps. evil:
Since my cat died all the local cats have been having a bit of a feud over the territorial rights to my garden. The cat that bit me, Ben, has a habit of wandering in to the house if I leave a door open. It was probably my fault for cornering him and trying to chuck him out. eeek:
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Very funny chaps. evil:
Since my cat died all the local cats have been having a bit of a feud over the territorial rights to my garden. The cat that bit me, Ben, has a habit of wandering in to the house if I leave a door open. It was probably my fault for cornering him and trying to chuck him out. eeek:
No Uncle... it was your fault for not holding a chair and a whip!
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Destroy is what cats do evil:
sad24: Typical, tar us all with the same brush.
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Name me something useful that a cat does then Shrugs:
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Its medically proven that stroking cats reduces stress. whistle:
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Theirs or mine rubschin:
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Its medically proven that stroking cats reduces stress. whistle:
Giving them a good kick up the arse would reduce it even more... whistle:
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Name me something useful that a cat does then Shrugs:
Mice
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Name me something useful that a cat does then Shrugs:
Mice
And rabbits if they're smart 8)
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One of the cats we had when I was a kid used to take pleasure in beating up the next dorr neighbour's alsatian whistle:
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One of the cats we had when I was a kid used to take pleasure in beating up the next dorr neighbour's alsatian whistle:
You are The Earl of Longleat - I claim my £5 prize! whistle:
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One of the cats we had when I was a kid used to take pleasure in beating up the next dorr neighbour's alsatian whistle:
That's nothing. Our cat used to chew the leg off an Irish navvie for breakfast, lick up the sump oil from the local garage, wander back home with an infant from the school between it's teeth, chuck it over t'neighbour's fence, fertilise the allotments and then come home and lie on the sofa watching daytime TV 'til supper. razz:
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One of the cats we had when I was a kid used to take pleasure in beating up the next dorr neighbour's alsatian whistle:
That's nothing. Our cat used to chew the leg off an Irish navvie for breakfast, lick up the sump oil from the local garage, wander back home with an infant from the school between it's teeth, chuck it over t'neighbour's fence, fertilise the allotments and then come home and lie on the sofa watching daytime TV 'til supper. razz:
And you tell the young kids of today that... noooo:
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Today I tried to avoid two cats whilst driving two tons of Lexus that isn't exactly the most nimble of things. The first one to receive a 225/65 tyre I had tried to avoid - but the silly sod ran back into the path of it. The second one didn't get the same avoidance. Two down, my work is just beginning. redface:
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eeek:
No coincidence that you have new cushions in the house TMR rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.davesdaily.com%2Fpictures%2F565-killer-cat.jpg&hash=b3f2ef49bd1f8abac55b3f442987c2b3c5ce7a5b)
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Name me something useful that a cat does then Shrugs:
Here's three (http://www.cartoonstock.com/101_dead_cats/index.htm)
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Today I tried to avoid two cats whilst driving two tons of Lexus that isn't exactly the most nimble of things. The first one to receive a 225/65 tyre I had tried to avoid - but the silly sod ran back into the path of it. The second one didn't get the same avoidance. Two down, my work is just beginning. redface:
Bingo? Ginger? sad24: They were my cousins, expect a visit from the Opurrta now. evil: