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Title: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 14, 2009, 09:45:10 AM
...bit me on Sunday. Although he punctured the skin I didn't think much of it 'til yesterday when it started hurting and my hand went red and started swelling up.  rubschin:

No change this morning so I nipped down to the local A&E. One hour later I left having had a tetanus injection and been given a course of antibiotics and some painkillers. Back tomorrow for a followup.

Just wait until I see that bloody cat again.  cussing:

   
Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2009, 09:54:13 AM
Bloody cats... I bet the bastard thing shits in your garden too...  cussing:
Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2009, 09:54:54 AM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Injury lawyers for you ....here you come  lol:

Is the cat normally friendly  ?
Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2009, 09:55:42 AM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Injury lawyers for you ....here you come  lol:

Is the cat normally friendly  ?
It was before it got Rabies...  whistle:
Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2009, 09:57:18 AM
Well if a dog bit you then we'd be saying it should be put down etc ...why can the same not apply to cats  8)
Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2009, 09:59:56 AM
Well if a dog bit you then we'd be saying it should be put down etc ...why can the same not apply to cats  8)
'Destroyed' is I think the term used...  cool14:
Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2009, 10:13:25 AM
Destroy is what cats do  evil:

Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2009, 10:23:41 AM
Destroy is what cats do  evil:


Yes indeed... see the Animations thread...  whistle:
Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2009, 10:35:42 AM
Unclie might metamorphose, like. Y'know, like in The Fly.

He might even grow a tail and whiskers  eeek:
Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2009, 10:37:35 AM
Unclie might metamorphose, like. Y'know, like in The Fly.

He might even grow a tail and whiskers  eeek:
Indeed...  rubschin:

We'll log him out in a couple of days and see if his big, fat paws can log him in again....  whistle:
Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 14, 2009, 10:39:58 AM
Very funny chaps.  evil:


Since my cat died all the local cats have been having a bit of a feud over the territorial rights to my garden. The cat that bit me, Ben, has a habit of wandering in to the house if I leave a door open. It was probably my fault for cornering him and trying to chuck him out.  eeek:
Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2009, 10:41:20 AM
Very funny chaps.  evil:


Since my cat died all the local cats have been having a bit of a feud over the territorial rights to my garden. The cat that bit me, Ben, has a habit of wandering in to the house if I leave a door open. It was probably my fault for cornering him and trying to chuck him out.  eeek:
No Uncle... it was your fault for not holding a chair and a whip!
Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2009, 10:55:09 AM
Destroy is what cats do  evil:



 sad24: Typical, tar us all with the same brush.
Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2009, 11:19:50 AM
Name me something useful that a cat does then  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2009, 11:21:21 AM
Its medically proven that stroking cats reduces stress.  whistle:
Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2009, 11:25:53 AM
Theirs or mine  rubschin:
Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2009, 11:38:34 AM
Its medically proven that stroking cats reduces stress.  whistle:
Giving them a good kick up the arse would reduce it even more...  whistle:
Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2009, 03:41:24 PM
Name me something useful that a cat does then  Shrugs:
Mice
Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Pastis on April 14, 2009, 03:54:50 PM
Name me something useful that a cat does then  Shrugs:
Mice

And rabbits if they're smart  8)
Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2009, 04:05:44 PM
One of the cats we had when I was a kid used to take pleasure in beating up the next dorr neighbour's alsatian  whistle:
Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2009, 04:10:55 PM
One of the cats we had when I was a kid used to take pleasure in beating up the next dorr neighbour's alsatian  whistle:
You are The Earl of Longleat - I claim my £5 prize!  whistle:
Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Pastis on April 14, 2009, 04:30:47 PM
One of the cats we had when I was a kid used to take pleasure in beating up the next dorr neighbour's alsatian  whistle:

That's nothing. Our cat used to chew the leg off an Irish navvie for breakfast, lick up the sump oil from the local garage, wander back home with an infant from the school between it's teeth, chuck it over t'neighbour's fence, fertilise the allotments and then come home and lie on the sofa watching daytime TV 'til supper.  razz:
Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2009, 04:33:49 PM
One of the cats we had when I was a kid used to take pleasure in beating up the next dorr neighbour's alsatian  whistle:

That's nothing. Our cat used to chew the leg off an Irish navvie for breakfast, lick up the sump oil from the local garage, wander back home with an infant from the school between it's teeth, chuck it over t'neighbour's fence, fertilise the allotments and then come home and lie on the sofa watching daytime TV 'til supper.  razz:
And you tell the young kids of today that...  noooo:
Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 14, 2009, 06:40:47 PM
Today I tried to avoid two cats whilst driving two tons of Lexus that isn't exactly the most nimble of things. The first one to receive a 225/65 tyre I had tried to avoid - but the silly sod ran back into the path of it. The second one didn't get the same avoidance. Two down, my work is just beginning.  redface:
Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2009, 06:45:57 PM
 eeek:

No coincidence that you have new cushions in the house TMR   rubschin:

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Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Just One More on April 15, 2009, 03:50:53 AM
Name me something useful that a cat does then  Shrugs:

 Here's three  (http://www.cartoonstock.com/101_dead_cats/index.htm)
Title: Re: Neighbours cat...
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2009, 04:59:32 PM
Today I tried to avoid two cats whilst driving two tons of Lexus that isn't exactly the most nimble of things. The first one to receive a 225/65 tyre I had tried to avoid - but the silly sod ran back into the path of it. The second one didn't get the same avoidance. Two down, my work is just beginning.  redface:

Bingo? Ginger?  sad24: They were my cousins, expect a visit from the Opurrta now.  evil: