The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Mr Happy on June 20, 2007, 08:03:13 PM
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The advertising slogan 'Go to work on an egg' has been banned as it doesn't promote a balanced diet.
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What a load of chuffing cack. Now i am yet to see a Mars Bar advert that suggests we also eat a cup of bran.
Also, at work they are promoting riding to work for national cycle week. Surely going to work on a bike doesn't provide a balanced transport option.
Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Egg, Bacon, Sausage, Black Pudding, Fried Tomatoes, Baked Beans, Bubble and Squeak, Fried Bread, Mushrooms and a cup of tea. What's unbalanced about that?
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Those who are not diabetic will not be aware that when in Hospital a bacon and egg brekky is provided for diabetics (on request) whilst all the other poor buggers have cereal and a slice of bread. I make a point of demanding my "Rights" every time I go in just to piss off the other patients and the nurses.
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Egg, Bacon, Sausage, Black Pudding, Fried Tomatoes, Baked Beans, Bubble and Squeak, Fried Bread, Mushrooms and a cup of tea. What's unbalanced about that?
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The toast is very unbalanced, a side plate wouldn't go amiss!
I didn't know about the fry up, where's my chocolate?
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For God's sake don't let the Wench see it.
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You realise you are talking about my kids here chaps ! shocked003
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You realise you are talking about my kids here chaps ! shocked003
Never mentioned goats... whistle:
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Bastards. How am I supposed to lose weight when you post these sort of piccies...ey?
Hope you realise I'm going to have to go and cook myself a brekky for me supper now.
Bloody ravenous now thanks to YOU. ::)
I could eat a cows arse. eatarrow:
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tut tut
beans touching the egg .. noooo: noooo:
this chef has clearly not been to the greasy spoon college of culinary catering
p.s... just like Growler I could murder a plate of that now.. cussing:
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Me too - But then, I'm a lot closer to breakfast time now than you were... heh heh!
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You realise you are talking about my kids here chaps ! shocked003
shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!!!! ITS THE MILFH!!! scared2: scared:
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In protest I had an egg for breakfast..fuck em !!!
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That picture actually makes me want to be sick. sick2: I don't do breakfast.
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more head than beer in those glasses pet
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I know, I know. Not on really is it.
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They like to serve beer with an inch of "head" on it in Sheffield.
I once suggested to the barman in a pub there that he'd sell more beer if he followed my tip.
"Oh aye" he asked "What's that then?"
"Fill up the bloody glasses" says I
"Get out .... we don't want your sort in here" was his retort.
Mrs #1 was from Sheffield ~ she said she had never been so embarrassed in all her life.
"What, not even when admitting you come from Sheffield?" I said, from the safety of the far side of the car park.
She didn't speak to me for a week.
"It were bliss" cloud9:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1SM73Qi1BQ