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Title: Spray and go
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 07, 2009, 05:43:41 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7987061.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7987061.stm)

A spray can help men with premature ejaculation problems prolong the length of time they have sex by six times.

Men who used the treatment five minutes before having intercourse extended their love-making from half a minute to almost four minutes 

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

I've given them your relevant email addresses - they will be in touch shortly  lol:

Title: Re: Spray and go
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 07, 2009, 05:45:50 PM

I knew I should have made a bet as to which delinquent would post about this story  lol:

Title: Re: Spray and go
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 07, 2009, 05:46:59 PM

Hey - I am nothing if not predictable  8)

Title: Re: Spray and go
Post by: Snoopy on April 07, 2009, 05:51:27 PM

But we'd have to start before 9pm or she'd be late for work in the morning  whistle:

Title: Re: Spray and go
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 07, 2009, 05:54:38 PM

 Lucky Mrs S (2)  8)

Title: Re: Spray and go
Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 06:24:46 PM

Thirty seconds...?  eeek:

Title: Re: Spray and go
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 07, 2009, 06:26:36 PM

Don't worry BM - I'm sure they didn't use real names  lol:

Title: Re: Spray and go
Post by: Nick on April 07, 2009, 06:26:51 PM

Yes BM, that long  point:

Title: Re: Spray and go
Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 06:28:16 PM

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 07, 2009, 06:26:36 PM

Don't worry BM - I'm sure they didn't use real names  lol:

Phew!  whistle:

Title: Re: Spray and go
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 07, 2009, 06:31:44 PM

Did it take you longer than 30 seconds to respond to that post  - well done .

I'll put a reward sticker on your chart  lol:

Title: Re: Spray and go
Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 06:32:45 PM

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 07, 2009, 06:31:44 PM

Did it take you longer than 30 seconds to respond to that post  - well done .

I'll put a reward sticker on your chart  lol:

A gold one...?  cloud9:

Title: Re: Spray and go
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 07, 2009, 07:16:39 PM

Quote from: Barman on April 07, 2009, 06:32:45 PM

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 07, 2009, 06:31:44 PM

Did it take you longer than 30 seconds to respond to that post  - well done .

I'll put a reward sticker on your chart  lol:

A gold one...?  cloud9:

No, a blule diamond shaped one...  whistle:

Title: Re: Spray and go
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 07, 2009, 09:48:11 PM

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 07, 2009, 05:43:41 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7987061.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7987061.stm)

A spray can help men with premature ejaculation problems prolong the length of time they have sex by six times.

Men who used the treatment five minutes before having intercourse extended their love-making from half a minute to almost four minutes 

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

I've given them your relevant email addresses - they will be in touch shortly  lol:

They have been in touch, they asked for photographic proof of my claim which I sent. They then sent me 500 pre-printed cards one of which I have to give to each lady that sees me naked, it states:
Do not stare! It senses fear.

They have offered me money  to endorse their product and are sending camera man around with a wide angle lens to do the piccies