The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Uncle Mort on April 04, 2009, 08:55:06 PM
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I been flicking through the tv channels trying to find something to watch. With the freeview box you can hop through the synopsis list but how comes whichever programme catches your eye and you click into it the bloody adverts are on.
cussing:
(except the BBC channels naturally)
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Cos the bloody adverts are always on! cussing:
I won't watch any commercial channel now that I haven't pre-recorded so I can zoooom through all the reminders of 'coming up', the ads and the summary after the bloody ads... noooo:
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I totally resent the volume being tripled as soon as the adverts come on......P1ss off you can shout out all you want I am still not buying your sh1te evil:
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I totally resent the volume being tripled as soon as the adverts come on......P1ss off you can shout out all you want I am still not buying your sh1te evil:
Wine slipping down nicely is it? ;)
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Wine slipping down nicely is it? ;)
Oh yes redface:
It was on special offer - the advert said so 8)
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Wine slipping down nicely is it? ;)
Oh yes redface:
It was on special offer - the advert said so 8)
I think Darwin has an offer on on some magic turnips at the moment
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Do I have to sell a cow for 3 of his magic turnips ?
Does he do free home delivery rubschin:
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He's got 3? Bloody 'ell the man is a freak!
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I like channel hopping, you get to see so many programmes that you would have missed otherwise,
The other night, I was sat in front of the box, can of Fosters in one hand, Kentucky Fried chicken bargain bucket in the other, watching “Strip Clubs of Halifax uncovered” and not forgettting the unforgettable “Extreme Pint Pulling” on Challenge TV. It's so educational cloud9:
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Call yourself a chav, was the Stella sold out?
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The other night, I was sat in front of the box, can of Fosters in one hand, Kentucky Fried chicken bargain bucket in the other...
Was that the boneless box whistle:
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boneless box
shutup:
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Call yourself a chav, was the Stella sold out?
Fosters is cheaper guv!
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The other night, I was sat in front of the box, can of Fosters in one hand, Kentucky Fried chicken bargain bucket in the other...
Was that the boneless box whistle:
I love it when you talk dirty
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Call yourself a chav, was the Stella sold out?
Fosters is cheaper guv!
Ahhh, you need to think bout pushing your wife (i say that, i mean mother of one of many offspring) down the stairs.
Then claim disability benefit for her, carers allowance for you, drink Stella and repeat ad infinitum...
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Again?