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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on April 03, 2009, 11:32:13 AM
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I am presently acting as an adviser to an outfit which is going through a recruitment process. I have been shortlisting applicants.
noooo:
If the job demands 'exceptionally good communication skills' then they really ought not to say things like 'I am an excelent communicater' (sic) BIN!
If the job demands 'experience of managing a large budget' then they ought not to mention that they failed Maths GCSE or that they have no budget management experience BIN!
And if the job demands that they have 'an understanding of Government policy' then why do they write 'I know little of Government policy'? BIN!
CHrist, the job pays £50K a year FFS Banghead Banghead
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I am presently acting as an adviser to an outfit who is going through a recruitment process. I have been shortlisting applicants.
noooo:
If the job demands 'exceptionally good communication skills' then they really ought not to say things like 'I am an excelent communicater' (sic) BIN!
If the job demands 'experience of managing a large budget' then they ought not to mention that they failed Maths GCSE or that they have no budget management experience BIN!
And if the job demands that they have 'an understanng of Government policy' then why do they write 'I know little of Government policy'? BIN!
CHrist, the job pays £50K a year FFS Banghead Banghead
I could do that like... whistle:
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What? Do the job or shortlist for it?
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What? Do the job or shortlist for it?
The job like... whistle:
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I doubt it. You would have to be diplomatic and stuff
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I doubt it. You would have to be diplomatic and stuff
I can be diplo-doo-dah... whistle:
And you can eliminate all the other CVs except mine like... . ;)
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I have only shortlisted gerls eyes:
Next stop: the interview eyes:
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I have only shortlisted gerls eyes:
Next stop: the interview eyes:
bah!
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The 2 day long interview cloud9:
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The 2 day long interview cloud9:
What a waste of time and money... give it to the oine with the biggest tits... ;)
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After 2 days of careful selection only eveilgrin:
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I doubt it. You would have to be diplomatic and stuff
I can be diplo-doo-dah... whistle:
And you can eliminate all the other CVs except mine like... . ;)
Haven't you got enough to be getting on with, like fitting this 'exciting' shower project, ::) and keeping us all fully informed updated and riveted of the so called 'progress'? sleep017
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He is very quiet on the shower front noooo:
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I doubt it. You would have to be diplomatic and stuff
I can be diplo-doo-dah... whistle:
And you can eliminate all the other CVs except mine like... . ;)
Haven't you got enough to be getting on with, like fitting this 'exciting' shower project, ::) and keeping us all fully informed updated and riveted of the so called 'progress'? sleep017
I am quite busy actually... rubschin:
this job really appealed to me tho... or the fifty grand did anyway.... whistle:
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And the werking in Doncaster bit?
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He is very quiet on the shower front noooo:
I picked up all the tiles this morning.. and the glue and the grout like... and the tile drill.... and the diamond tipped tile cutter whatsit... cloud9:
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He is very quiet on the shower front noooo:
Thank F for that. Wish I'd kept me gob shut now though...again. ::)
Stand no doubt, by for more overwhelming tales of excitement on the bloody shower front.....zzzzzz. sleep021
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He is very quiet on the shower front noooo:
I picked up all the tiles this morning.. and the glue and the grout like... and the tile drill.... and the diamond tipped tile cutter whatsit... cloud9:
And then you put them all down again?
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And the werking in Doncaster bit?
I'd naturally assumed that someone of my calibre would be allowed to work from home like.... In Cyprus... whistle:
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He is very quiet on the shower front noooo:
I picked up all the tiles this morning.. and the glue and the grout like... and the tile drill.... and the diamond tipped tile cutter whatsit... cloud9:
And then you put them all down again?
I jus' sets them up for yer don't I like! lol:
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Someone of your calibre?
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Someone of your calibre?
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That's it... 38R happy088
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I thought that was Wench's Bra size rubschin:
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I thought that was Wench's Bra size rubschin:
scared2:
Is she still on holiday?
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lol: lol: lol:
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My ex wife has huge tits and lives close to Doncaster ~ she also fits the other requirements as named. whistle:
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Presumably when she goes into Doncaster she employs a man with a red flag to walk in front of her
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She is also short and in temper(ament) SOOoooooooooooo much like Mrs Nick that they could be sisters whistle:
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Scarey indeed. Mrs Nick's knockers would not qualify her for the present job though
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Don't make me call the Equal Opps police now will you lol:
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No one eyed Chinaman has applied, as far as I can detect. I had to interview one once. Half blind noooo: Three quarters blind in truth noooo:
'So, about this job as a graphic designer then?'
Not good noooo:
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Mrs Snoopy#1 sported a set of 36 DD ~ Very slender back, had problems with balance at times. whistle:
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Presumably you bought her some crutches or suchlike for a Valentine's present
She ought to have talked to the CBFT! razz:
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Mrs Snoopy#1 sported a set of 36 DD ~ Very slender back, had problems with balance at times. whistle:
Was she a drunk then rubschin:
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Nick: Nah ~ six inch heels to make her lean backwards like and to add needed inches as she was only 5ft tall.
Miss D: Nah ~ just top heavy with a tendancy not to be able to see steps as she walked down them. Mind you if she fell forwards she never damaged her face.
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Miss D: Nah ~ just top heavy with a tendancy not to be able to see steps as she walked down them. Mind you if she fell forwards she never damaged her face.
Or was pushed rubschin:
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Miss D: Nah ~ just top heavy with a tendancy not to be able to see steps as she walked down them. Mind you if she fell forwards she never damaged her face.
Or was pushed rubschin:
angel1
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I guess she bounced noooo:
Still, no chance of drowning ever happy088
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I was in more danger of that redface:
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Snorkel!
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Never thought of that.
I do recall putting my nose into her cleavage and thinking I'd gone deaf.
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Mrs Snoopy#1 sported a set of 36 DD ~ Very slender back, had problems with balance at times. whistle:
So comfy pillows does not a marriage make rubschin:
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They do whilst only one head is resting on them ~ OK? evil:
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Ok scared2:
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I had a girlfriend like that once .................
It was her or me. I like my oxygen evil:
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I had a girlfriend like that once .................
It was her or me. I like my oxygen evil:
How many questions can one statement provoke ?????????
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No one has mentioned balloons yet. Which strikes me as odd rubschin:
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Or Melons
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No one has mentioned balloons yet. Which strikes me as odd rubschin:
What is the job for then ??? lol:
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I forget
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Balloons
Hope that helps
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Ah yes, I recall now
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My wife has large breasts, does logic dictate the pillows are already being shared.
Because frankly, divorce is expensive...
£50k pa in Doncaster, I take it that's £4 in wages and the rest in danger money, a town where the fish complain of the smell of fish...
Oh and:
Baps
Humps
Eye Magnets
Jugs
Boobs
Top Bollocks
Knockers
Hooters
Fun Bags
Bazookas
Mams
Bristols
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Do you too have a snorkel? eeek:
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I actually have a full wet suit, mask, oxygen tank and flippers for travelling down south like...
Growler, stop putting like at the end of my posts
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I actually have a full wet suit, mask, oxygen tank and flippers for travelling down south like...
Growler, stop putting like at the end of my posts
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WTF have I done/said NOW then FFS? ::)
I get the bastard blame for every bastard thing here there everybastardwhere, and tbqavvth I'm getting well pissed off about it.
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Come round and
man bear the barricades against all comers. I am fit to kill cussing:
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The 2 day long interview cloud9:
What a waste of time and money... give it to the oine with the biggest tits... ;)
Bloody outstanding!!!!!! I almost pissed myself laughing drumroll:
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Bloody outstanding!!!!!! I almost pissed myself laughing drumroll:
Still not had that operation yet GOS rubschin:
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My bag floweth over Miss D
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My bag floweth over Miss D
Nurse will change it for you. ;)
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My bag floweth over Miss D
drumroll:
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I actually have a full wet suit, mask, oxygen tank and flippers for travelling down south like...
Fins, they're fins not flippers... ::)
And the tank is not filled with Oxygen either.... noooo:
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Come round and man bear the barricades against all comers. I am fit to kill cussing:
Popcorn:
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My bag floweth over Miss D
An attractive thought lol:
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My bag floweth over Miss D
Nurse will change it for you. ;)
BM probably will, after all he needs something to flavour the beer with. whistle:
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sick2: Umm yummy