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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: The Moan Ranger on April 02, 2009, 10:25:09 AM

Title: Act FAST
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 02, 2009, 10:25:09 AM
F -Face. Has her face fallen on one side and can she smile?

A - Arms. Can she raise both arms and keep them there?

S - Speech. Is her speech slurred?

T - Time. It’s time to get her home – she is pissed once again and she is now at high risk of suffering involuntary urination/defecation.

Act FAST when your missus has one too many in the local.