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Title: Going senile?
Post by: GROWLER on April 02, 2009, 08:34:18 AM
Just made meself a cup of coffee without boiling the water first. confused:

Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2009, 08:34:44 AM
Like it strong do you  lol:
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2009, 08:35:26 AM
I made tea with hot milk in the teapot a while back  noooo:
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: GROWLER on April 02, 2009, 08:35:39 AM
Like it strong do you  lol:

Do you mean 'cold' p'raps?

This is catching. eeek:
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Snoopy on April 02, 2009, 08:36:34 AM
Don't worry Growler ~ at least you remembered what you went into the kitchen for .... which is more than many of us can manage.
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2009, 08:37:40 AM
Like it strong do you  lol:

Do you mean 'cold' p'raps?

This is catching. eeek:

That I do  redface:

Should just go back to bed today - not fit for anything  noooo:
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: GROWLER on April 02, 2009, 08:38:29 AM
I think some of us are letting things get on top of us a bit like. sad32:

I propose a VP holiday for us all....preferably NOT in Cyprus though. ::)
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2009, 08:40:02 AM
Where shall we go? Can we hire  a charabanc?
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2009, 08:46:11 AM
I think some of us are letting things get on top of us a bit like. sad32:

I propose a VP holiday for us all....preferably NOT in Cyprus though. ::)

presumably it will have to be mountainous...any other requirements  rubschin:
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: GROWLER on April 02, 2009, 08:47:49 AM
I think some of us are letting things get on top of us a bit like. sad32:

I propose a VP holiday for us all....preferably NOT in Cyprus though. ::)

presumably it will have to be mountainous...any other requirements  rubschin:

No poxy 'luxurious' hotels. We rough it in the forest, and I do the huntin' and cookin' OK?  cloud9:
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2009, 08:48:17 AM
I have gone off the idea for some reason  rubschin:
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: GROWLER on April 02, 2009, 08:49:37 AM
I have gone off the idea for some reason  rubschin:

Understandable. Mice don't like forests. Too many snack seeking predators.
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2009, 09:31:04 AM
I made tea with hot milk in the teapot a while back  noooo:

That's not an example of imminent senility, it's just a normal day for you Nick.  whistle:
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 02, 2009, 09:49:06 AM
Just made meself a cup of coffee without boiling the water first. confused:



CRAFT  (Can't Remember A Fucking Thing) moments/days/months are a natural part of the ageing process, now if someone could just tell me who I am and where I live I would be grateful.

A holiday from reality sounds rather good...
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Snoopy on April 02, 2009, 09:49:44 AM
Ask Matron dear ~ she knows who everyone is.
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 02, 2009, 09:52:53 AM
Ahh Matron, I remember her..
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Snoopy on April 02, 2009, 10:03:41 AM
Large woman, fancy bonnet, dark blue frock ~ hard to forget

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Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2009, 10:06:27 AM
Matron? Nope, must be before my time.  whistle:
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2009, 10:12:53 AM
What's this thread about?
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2009, 10:14:41 AM
What's this thread about?
Shrugs:
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 02, 2009, 10:15:47 AM
Dunno I've forgotten  shrugs:

It might be Hattie Jacques!
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Snoopy on April 02, 2009, 12:11:37 PM
Wot thread?
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 02, 2009, 01:40:12 PM
This one silly.,....
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Darn!!!!!!
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Snoopy on April 02, 2009, 03:46:45 PM
I have cottoned on
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2009, 03:47:31 PM
I knew she'd reel you in...
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Snoopy on April 02, 2009, 03:49:26 PM
She is keeping an eye to see I don't get the needle.
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Pastis on April 02, 2009, 04:00:33 PM
Keep this up and you'll have me in stitches   noooo:
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Snoopy on April 02, 2009, 04:16:06 PM
Don't worry ~ we've got the whole thing sewn up.
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2009, 04:38:35 PM
He doesn't seam to understand...  noooo:
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2009, 04:49:07 PM
Something about it being easier to stick it in the eyehole of a camel?
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2009, 04:50:30 PM
He doesn't seam to understand...  noooo:

I think you need to tailor your replies old boy.
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Snoopy on April 02, 2009, 04:52:07 PM
Somebody's asking for a cuff
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2009, 06:00:00 PM
Zip it hound.  whistle:
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Snoopy on April 02, 2009, 06:34:11 PM
No flies on you
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2009, 06:35:59 PM
Well, well.. this is a turnup for the books....
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2009, 06:36:47 PM
turnups  cloud9:
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2009, 06:39:40 PM
turnups  cloud9:
Turnups... not turnips!  ::)
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2009, 06:40:04 PM
turnups  cloud9:
Turnups... not turnips!  ::)
redface:
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2009, 06:41:13 PM
This is the senile thread  doh:
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2009, 06:41:46 PM
Do what?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: Pastis on April 02, 2009, 06:42:25 PM
turnups  cloud9:

In - off, and a snooker to boot!  drumroll:
Title: Re: Going senile?
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 02, 2009, 08:19:43 PM
Dementia my beloved says I am like the dog, I walk into a room, stop, look around with a puzzled  expression on my face and walk out again.. a bit like joining the end of this thread...I'll be in snug if anyone wants me noooo: