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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on April 01, 2009, 01:00:34 PM
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7975989.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7975989.stm)
rubschin:
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Police said it was not clear at this stage whether the head belonged to a man or woman.
If the mouth was open it's a wummun. If closed it's a man ~ don't they teach coppers anything these days?
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When I found a skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.
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Could have been a Wiccan I guess
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When I found a skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.
happy001 happy001
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Police said it was not clear at this stage whether the head belonged to a man or woman.
If the mouth was open it's a wummun. If closed it's a man ~ don't they teach coppers anything these days?
noooo:
If the head has been caved in by a sharp instrument it might have been a bloke whistle:
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TG is guilty noooo:
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TG is guilty noooo:
Nope. Not me. Mrs TG is all present and correct. whistle:
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Sorry to shatter all yr illusions not that you missed me anyway...i am alive and kicking.... surrender: surrender: surrender:
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Sorry to shatter all yr illusions not that you missed me anyway...i am alive and kicking.... surrender: surrender: surrender:
Of course we missed you.
One of your posts is the best breathing exercise an old fella can get. ;)
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He could be logged in as you to cover his tracks even further.. whistle:
tell us something about him that he wouldn't reveal to us himself and then we will know it is you and that you're safe lol:
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on the other hand, as the body parts have been identified as being male it could be TG who has been done in..... rubschin:
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Sorry to shatter all yr illusions not that you missed me anyway...i am alive and kicking.... surrender: surrender: surrender:
Bah! Banghead
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Sorry to shatter all yr illusions not that you missed me anyway...i am alive and kicking.... surrender: surrender: surrender:
Bah! Banghead
I know, you're wondering how old she was is was is ... spider:
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
Mrs TG don't read this - they are evil surveyors of dead people noooo:
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Sorry to shatter all yr illusions not that you missed me anyway...i am alive and kicking.... surrender: surrender: surrender:
Bah! Banghead
I know, you're wondering how old she was is was is ... spider:
I guessed she wasn't 35... whistle:
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He could be logged in as you to cover his tracks even further.. whistle:
tell us something about him that he wouldn't reveal to us himself and then we will know it is you and that you're safe lol:
erm....like my scouse dialect....tryin to think what i could possibly say to know it defo the scouse mad women... whistle:
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He could be logged in as you to cover his tracks even further.. whistle:
tell us something about him that he wouldn't reveal to us himself and then we will know it is you and that you're safe lol:
erm....like my scouse dialect....tryin to think what i could possibly say to know it defo the scouse mad women... whistle:
You could say "Help I'm buried under the patio" like...
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Sorry to shatter all yr illusions not that you missed me anyway...i am alive and kicking.... surrender: surrender: surrender:
Bah! Banghead
I know, you're wondering how old she was is was is ... spider:
oooohhhh that reminds me it was my birthday on tues and in my depressing absence i dont see any happy birthday messages......outa sight outa mind... Angry9: ( i am a young 48)
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Sorry to shatter all yr illusions not that you missed me anyway...i am alive and kicking.... surrender: surrender: surrender:
Bah! Banghead
I know, you're wondering how old she was is was is ... spider:
oooohhhh that reminds me it was my birthday on tues and in my depressing absence i dont see any happy birthday messages......outa sight outa mind... Angry9: ( i am a young 48)
I'm 48 too... 'til June 1st like.... whistle:
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS TG
Were you spoiled rotten - if not he will have to pay the consequences eveilgrin:
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS TG
Were you spoiled rotten - if not he will have to pay the consequences eveilgrin:
Arrrr thanks very much....
I got taken for nice meal. he always spoils me rotten, but we cant afford material things at mo with no job...so just being together is just nice..arrrrrrrrr eyes:
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS TG
Were you spoiled rotten - if not he will have to pay the consequences eveilgrin:
Arrrr thanks very much....
I got taken for nice meal. he always spoils me rotten, but we cant afford material things at mo with no job...so just being together is just nice..arrrrrrrrr eyes:
Large fries or just normal...? rubschin:
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Can I have a diet coke with that please?
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
I think Mr TG should educate you lot lol:
As for Mrs TG - to be spoiled does not necessarily involve money eh eyes:
Glad you enjoyed your day cloud9:
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Can I have a diet coke with that please?
Tsk, tsk.... ;D
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I got taken for nice meal. he always spoils me rotten, but we cant afford material things at mo with no job...so just being together is just nice..arrrrrrrrr eyes:
I got taken for a nice meal on a few occasions... ended up skint eeek:
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Such bitterness - noooo:
I didn't have dessert whistle:
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
I think Mr TG should educate you lot lol:
As for Mrs TG - to be spoiled does not necessarily involve money eh eyes:
Glad you enjoyed your day cloud9:
Thanks Miss D....
we have to live within our means and dosent always have to involve money...we had nice pub meal btw.... cloud9:
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
I think Mr TG should educate you lot lol:
As for Mrs TG - to be spoiled does not necessarily involve money eh eyes:
Glad you enjoyed your day cloud9:
Thanks Miss D....
we have to live within our means and dosent always have to involve money...we had nice pub meal btw.... cloud9:
Two halves of mild...?
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You are a lost cause BM noooo:
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
I think Mr TG should educate you lot lol:
As for Mrs TG - to be spoiled does not necessarily involve money eh eyes:
Glad you enjoyed your day cloud9:
Thanks Miss D....
we have to live within our means and dosent always have to involve money...we had nice pub meal btw.... cloud9:
Two halves of mild...?
and a bag of crisps please!
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Such bitterness - noooo:
I didn't have desert whistle:
doh: Nooooo..... another occasion entirely lol:
Anyhoo, I thought we passed on the desserts in favour of eastdrink048
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Oh yeah - that's right lol:
unlike my spelling of pudding redface:
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You are a lost cause BM noooo:
redface:
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Oh yeah - that's right lol:
unlike my spelling of pudding redface:
If I remember correctly you weren't too keen on the pudding on offer ... whistle:
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redface: redface: redface:
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS TG
Were you spoiled rotten - if not he will have to pay the consequences eveilgrin:
Arrrr thanks very much....
I got taken for nice meal. he always spoils me rotten, but we cant afford material things at mo with no job...so just being together is just nice..arrrrrrrrr eyes:
Large fries or just normal...? rubschin:
Big posh fvkc off fries with the skins still on like. smile:
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS TG
Were you spoiled rotten - if not he will have to pay the consequences eveilgrin:
Arrrr thanks very much....
I got taken for nice meal. he always spoils me rotten, but we cant afford material things at mo with no job...so just being together is just nice..arrrrrrrrr eyes:
Large fries or just normal...? rubschin:
Big posh fvkc off fries with the skins still on like. smile:
Ooooohhhhh! You know how to treat a laydeee! worthy: