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Title: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 30, 2009, 05:46:10 PM

I have watched a few of these programmes. If you are unaware this is  essentially where 5 strangers get together,  host a dinner party at their house on consecutive nights of the week and pretend they can cook , be a good host / ess . They get marked out of ten by their guests for their efforts. This is done at the end of the night - usually when they are totally sozzled. The best bit is the voice over commentary which is truly bitchy coupled with the cringe fest moments when they try and entertain their guests by singing, magic tricks etc.

The prize - a piss poor meagre £1000  noooo:

Your fellow diners meanwhile go round your house, opening your bedside cabinet draws etc and making bitchy comments about your decor etc before turning their nose up at the food you have slaved away all day cooking (most of the time).

In every program there are a number of characters to choose from whether this is the picky eater (a vegan or coeliac), the drunk (who falls asleep through dinner),  the cheat (who uses packets or a local restaurant!). the opinionated know it all , the am dram queen , the hunter and gatherer type, the pretentious wine buff, the housewife who shops only at Iceland etc

So who is going to be first to host the VP Come Dine With Me Dinner Party and what we will eat  and find in your house  rubschin:



Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Snoopy on March 30, 2009, 05:49:50 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

Ah don't tink soooooooooo!  noooo:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2009, 05:53:04 PM
So who is going to be first to host the VP Come Dine With Me Dinner Party and what we will eat  and find in your house  rubschin:

Well Old Baldy is having you over to Cyprus Miss D....

The question is are you brave enough to go poking through his cupboards  whistle:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 30, 2009, 05:54:22 PM
lol: lol: lol:

Ah don't tink soooooooooo!  noooo:

So we'll be having chicken then  lol:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Snoopy on March 30, 2009, 05:57:16 PM
 rubschin: My Jamaican Jerked Chicken is spoken of with some reverence in certain circles but ah still don't tink soooooooooooo!  noooo:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2009, 06:01:17 PM
I do a mean mexican tequila soaked chicken. Goes really well on a BBQ.


Almost as well as the rest of the tequila does with the guests  whistle:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 30, 2009, 06:04:39 PM
Can't do Tequila GM unless your table top could withstand me dancing on it  redface:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2009, 06:06:12 PM
If I get another job up country then I'll make sure I have a strong table Miss D.  eyes:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2009, 07:52:41 PM
So who is going to be first to host the VP Come Dine With Me Dinner Party and what we will eat  and find in your house  rubschin:

Well Old Baldy is having you over to Cyprus Miss D....

The question is are you brave enough to go poking through his cupboards  whistle:
He's right... the first one will be at my house....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 30, 2009, 07:59:19 PM
I'll bring my score cards  lol:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2009, 08:07:17 PM
I'll bring my score cards  lol:
I'll clear out the cupboards...  redface:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2009, 09:48:42 AM
He's right... the first one will be at my house....  cloud9:

Starters - bread
Main - chips
Desert - ice cream (made from goat's milk  eeek:)

But lots and lots of collapso - this may affect the scoring naturally  lol:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2009, 09:50:53 AM
He's right... the first one will be at my house....  cloud9:

Starters - bread
Main - chips
Desert - ice cream (made from goat's milk  eeek:)

But lots and lots of collapso - this may affect the scoring naturally  lol:
Yes... plenty of cheap French collapso... to aid digestion like...  happy088
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: TG on April 03, 2009, 10:36:28 AM
Could extra points be earned for the elegant manner in which one falls off the roof?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2009, 10:39:54 AM
Entertainment efforts will be considered in the scores  rubschin:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Snoopy on April 03, 2009, 10:55:37 AM
A double Pike with twist is worth at least .5 of a mark from the Russian Judge whistle:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2009, 10:59:33 AM
as long as it's not in lycra or spandex  eeek:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2009, 11:28:05 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2009, 11:33:01 AM
OK BM, put the Lycra outfit back in its drawer  noooo:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2009, 11:57:48 AM
OK BM, put the Lycra outfit back in its drawer  noooo:
doh:  sad24:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2009, 11:58:40 AM
It was going at the seams anyway  noooo:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2009, 11:59:46 AM
It was going at the seams anyway  noooo:
Poor Cypriot workmanship...  whistle:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2009, 12:00:17 PM
Fat would be gymnast more like  noooo:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2009, 12:01:33 PM
Fat would be gymnast more like  noooo:
evil:

I have the body of an athlete!
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2009, 12:02:17 PM
Under the patio?
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2009, 12:03:51 PM
Under the patio?
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Not bad... I expected a picture of a Sumo wrestler or someone from the Paralympics...  lol:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2009, 12:04:27 PM
No Miss D's snaps will suffice  whistle:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2009, 12:04:59 PM
No Miss D's snaps will suffice  whistle:
eeek:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2009, 12:05:46 PM
I hear she has a wide angle lens
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2009, 12:10:06 PM
I hear she has a wide angle lens
Is she going to take pictures of my cinema then...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2009, 12:10:42 PM
Yes. She is also bringing a magnifying glass
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2009, 12:11:19 PM
Yes. She is also bringing a magnifying glass
eeek: What's that for?  eeek:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2009, 12:15:21 PM
She will know when she finds it. If, she finds it
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2009, 01:18:13 PM
Yes. She is also bringing a magnifying glass

I will bring all my own equipment thanks  8)

I have a special tool kit for such occasions
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2009, 01:20:57 PM
Is it very small?
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2009, 01:23:59 PM
Micro and Macro  8)
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2009, 01:27:31 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2009, 01:28:18 PM
Tweezers?
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Snoopy on April 03, 2009, 01:31:52 PM
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Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2009, 01:32:22 PM
Tweezers, pliers, socket wrenches, keyhole surgery kit etc etc etc
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2009, 01:32:38 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Snoopy on April 03, 2009, 01:34:13 PM
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Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2009, 01:36:18 PM
Vaseline






oh sorry, wrong thread  redface:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2009, 01:39:19 PM
Quote
The expense of spirits is a crying shame,
So is the cost of wine.  What bard today
Can live like old Khayyam?  It's not the same--
A loaf and Thou and Tesco's Beaujolais.
I had this bird called Sharon.  Fond of gin--
Could knock back six or seven.  At the price
I paid a high wage for each hour of sin
And that was why I only had her twice.
Then there was Tracy, who drank rum and Coke.
So beautiful I didn't  mind at first
But love grows colder.  Now some other bloke
Is subsidizing Tracy and her thirst.
I need a woman, honest and sincere,
Who'll come across on half a pint of beer.


A poem for Miss D
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2009, 06:49:30 PM
 eeek:

I've not had that many women  noooo:



That many = none before you lot start
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2009, 06:51:11 PM
It was by a lady poet!
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2009, 06:55:19 PM
It was by a lady poet!

A lady loving lady poet  whistle:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2009, 06:55:49 PM
No. Wendy Cope
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2009, 06:57:19 PM
Don't drink beer anyway ...but as for the other options  rubschin:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2009, 07:03:55 PM
Wendy Cope!  cussing:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2009, 07:05:23 PM
Miss D - pleased to meet you   happy088
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2009, 07:05:48 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendy_Cope (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendy_Cope)



 cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2009, 07:08:08 PM
I prefer that guy from Leeds. Wossisname?

Simon Armitage
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 03, 2009, 09:56:34 PM
I prefer that guy from Leeds. Wossisname?

Simon Armitage
Of sanitaryware fame?

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"If you are close enough to read it, you are about to taste that first pint all over again" 
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Just One More on April 04, 2009, 07:06:12 AM
I prefer that guy from Leeds. Wossisname?

Simon Armitage
Of sanitaryware fame?

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"If you are close enough to read it, you are about to taste that first pint all over again" 


We use to have a foot-bath like that. It said "Shanks" inside it
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2009, 01:23:43 PM
I prefer that guy from Leeds. Wossisname?

Simon Armitage
Of sanitaryware fame?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_3HSuKNNx-Dc%2FR-Ve--NgmjI%2FAAAAAAAAAN4%2FEcOrTT9vcXI%2Fs400%2FBILD0054.JPG&hash=4e317a5bc93a468cf5270ac36fa8ff9d184cd70e)

"If you are close enough to read it, you are about to taste that first pint all over again" 


We use to have a foot-bath like that. It said "Shanks" inside it

That's the fella!

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Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 04, 2009, 05:33:41 PM
We have the 'poor mans' version of this programme here in the rural South.


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Come Darn With Me....

Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 05:34:56 PM
We have the 'poor mans' version of this programme here in the rural South.


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Come Darn With Me....


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Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 24, 2010, 09:57:40 PM
F.  Watched the 'celebrity' version tonight - Michael Barrymore what a total and utter w***er  noooo:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: apc2010 on May 24, 2010, 10:02:29 PM
F.  Watched the 'celebrity' version tonight - Michael Barrymore what a total and utter w***er  noooo:

Bet no one went in the pool !!!!!
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 03, 2010, 07:16:35 PM
Just seen an trailer for "Come dine with me, WAGs special" May God forgive me, I really want to watch it.  eeek:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Snoopy on June 03, 2010, 07:22:21 PM
Boots have a Kleenex offer of three for the price of two. whistle:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 03, 2010, 07:30:38 PM
Did you have to buy lots today Snoops  ;)
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Snoopy on June 03, 2010, 07:39:47 PM
They have eaten tons ...............

........................................................

Oh I see what you mean ~ nah ..... TBQH I have spent most of the evening on the pooter. The girls are lovely as all young girls should be but one at least is my own and that does rather put a dampener on my lustful thoughts.
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 09, 2010, 07:03:49 PM
It's just started ~ Channel 4

Already  happy001
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: tel on June 10, 2010, 04:48:45 PM
Tonight it's the ex-footballers!

Razor Ruddock with just a pinny on  eeek:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2010, 04:54:29 PM
I was just watching Fat Families on Sky Anytime....  happy001

Stupid fat people, what more could you want...?  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2010, 07:23:25 PM
Stupid Fat Scottish Gingers?
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 11, 2010, 06:08:20 AM
Tonight it's the ex-footballers!

Razor Ruddock with just a pinny on  eeek:


Made me laugh out loud so many times watching that last night. So much better than the Wags version .

Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: tel on June 11, 2010, 10:23:15 AM
I haven't seen the WAGs edition yet.

Last night was funny.
Don't know how much they were acting - Fash is a loon anyway.

Mrs Tel didn't recall Worthy and couldn't understand the "babe magnet" association.

Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 11, 2010, 10:37:14 AM
Doesn't it make you cringe though when these men , that considered themselves ladies men in their times, cannot quite shed that image of themselves.

 Frank Worthington , god bless him , is a prime example. How much oil was used in slicking back what little hair he has left  noooo:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Snoopy on June 11, 2010, 10:40:09 AM
Like wimmin don't continue to use make-up, have their hair done weekly, wear high heels etc long after their "breeding" days are over  ::)

Vanity is universal.
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: tel on June 11, 2010, 10:42:25 AM
Like wimmin don't continue to use make-up, have their hair done weekly, wear high heels etc long after their "breeding" days are over  ::)

Vanity is universal.

Women are better at it though.
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Snoopy on June 11, 2010, 10:43:59 AM
Like wimmin don't continue to use make-up, have their hair done weekly, wear high heels etc long after their "breeding" days are over  ::)

Vanity is universal.

Women are better at it though.

Indeed ~ I have yet to meet one who can pass a mirror or any reflective surface without looking at herself.
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 11, 2010, 10:44:48 AM
I positively avoid them  noooo:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: tel on June 11, 2010, 10:47:44 AM
I positively avoid them  noooo:

Won't you forget to recognise yourself?
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Snoopy on June 11, 2010, 10:50:33 AM
I positively avoid them  noooo:


shutup:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 11, 2010, 04:46:19 PM
I positively avoid them  noooo:

Won't you forget to recognise yourself?

Probably has no reflection.  scared2:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Just One More on June 23, 2010, 07:07:08 PM
WAGS on at the moment. "I'm doing Thai fishcakes with a papaya salad, but the didn't have papaya so I'm using a cucumber instead"  happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 23, 2010, 07:09:27 PM
Makes me feel almost normal  ;)
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 01, 2010, 05:22:53 PM
Watched some of the Australian version of this yesterday...and I thought the British contingent were weird odd bods  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2010, 05:05:27 AM
Watched some of the British one yesterday...  noooo:

The host was a one eyed gayer that did an embalming course then embalmed his parents - after they were dead like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 02, 2010, 06:56:30 AM
You wouldn't want him to be serving up offal of any description would you  scared2:

Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2010, 07:03:27 AM
You wouldn't want him to be serving up offal of any description would you  scared2:



You bloody wouldn't!  lol:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 02, 2010, 09:02:18 AM
So if you were going to host a dinner party for strangers ....A VP Come Dine with me  cloud9: .....what would your menu be ????
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2010, 09:04:45 AM
Growler would tied them down and make them watch him eat three courses of cake  noooo:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2011, 04:21:50 PM
I bloody love CDWM  lol:

It is on telly at the moment ...and there is always a complete nutcase on there to take the piss out of .  This bloke has a yellow Ferrari and don't they all know it  ::) . What a wanker  noooo:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: apc2010 on April 02, 2011, 04:24:10 PM
And he entered the world disco dancing comp in london ............... eeek:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2011, 04:25:27 PM
I know ...AS IF  happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: apc2010 on April 02, 2011, 04:29:30 PM
I know ...AS IF  happy001 happy001 happy001

he is not asian ........... ::)
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2011, 04:30:41 PM
Har de bloody har  ( his brother obviously )

Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2011, 04:37:57 PM
And he entered the world disco dancing comp in london ............... eeek:

I bet a bird , within a bird, within a bird has completely different connotations to you  lol:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: apc2010 on April 02, 2011, 04:41:37 PM
And he entered the world disco dancing comp in london ............... eeek:

I bet a bird , within a bird, within a bird has completely different connotations to you  lol:



You know it ................ 8)
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Just One More on April 02, 2011, 10:00:29 PM
CDWM is great entertainment, and as Miss D says, full of nutters/pissheads/both. I always enjoy the ones with the Welsh or from yorkshire, you know you're gonna get at least one argument per episode
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Just One More on April 03, 2011, 06:17:43 PM
I bloody love CDWM  lol:

It is on telly at the moment ...and there is always a complete nutcase on there to take the piss out of .  This bloke has a yellow Ferrari and don't they all know it  ::) . What a wanker  noooo:

Just watched yesterdays efforts.  happy088  And no surprise that they were from yorkshire  lol:

Miss D, did you know every James Bond movie has a deliberate mistake...... the blonde 'un creased me up with her laughing at him. Top comedy
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2011, 06:36:59 PM
Was fab wasn't it ....I couldn't stop laughing when she lost it either ..the look from the other bloke would have set me off too  lol:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2011, 06:50:15 PM
P.s Have you seen the twassock that is on tonight's one  noooo:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Just One More on April 03, 2011, 07:48:57 PM
If it's the Worcester one with Blobby Williams, just started watching it now  lol:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Pastis on April 03, 2011, 07:50:06 PM
I am Spartacus?  noooo:   Wankah:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2011, 08:03:49 PM
What a complete and utter arse ......making him wear a pigs head. Blobby Williams handled it well though .....I don't think I'd have been so gracious  redface:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Just One More on April 03, 2011, 08:18:55 PM
What an out and out prick

Those dormice, I nearly fell off the settee laughing  happy001

And Dave Lamb's comments make it even better
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2011, 08:38:19 PM
You have to wonder when they watch the programme what they think of  themselves or do you reckon they would blame it on unfavourable editing?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2011, 09:47:13 PM
I may have to watch this programme  rubschin:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2011, 06:56:16 PM
You really need to, in fact I think you should enter it  whistle:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2011, 07:03:24 PM
 cloud9:  I could make cassoulet, like
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2011, 07:25:54 PM
Would you have a theme or put on some entertainment like ????
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Pastis on April 04, 2011, 07:27:14 PM
Plus, forget the cassoulet, you need 3 other willing participants ...  whistle:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: apc2010 on April 04, 2011, 07:28:19 PM
The all new VP virtual come dine with me........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2011, 07:29:08 PM
Oh I'm sure the producers have a long list of willing participants in that area. It would a good opportunity for our Nick to meet local, like minded folk  whistle:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Pastis on April 04, 2011, 07:32:07 PM
The svelte red-head springs to mind ...  eyes:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2011, 07:34:02 PM
Can she cook ? , not that this is a requirement  lol:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Pastis on April 04, 2011, 07:37:30 PM
Can she cook ? , not that this is a requirement  lol:

We need to know! Hey, there's that wumman who delivered the Caribbean take away too!  razz:

Only 1 bloke needed to make up the 4 some  cloud9:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2011, 07:42:52 PM
She is round for coffee and croissants on Saturday  cloud9:


































With her boyfriend  evil: evil:













Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2011, 07:46:27 PM
Can she cook ? , not that this is a requirement  lol:

We need to know! Hey, there's that wumman who delivered the Caribbean take away too!  razz:

Only 1 bloke needed to make up the 4 some  cloud9:

What about the Bob Marley hero worshipping doctor , he sounds just the ticket   lol:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Pastis on April 04, 2011, 07:52:45 PM
That's it, 4 some in place:

1. Svelte redhead
2. Nick
3. Caribbean take away wumman
4. Rastifarian inclined GP

And now.... the menus  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2011, 07:54:25 PM
Beans and a firework display  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2011, 07:56:04 PM
The drinks are served
 
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Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2011, 08:01:52 PM
With regard to the issue of content, the disjunctive perturbation of the spatialA relationships brings within the realm of discourse the distinctive formal juxtapositions.
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Pastis on April 04, 2011, 08:06:19 PM
With regard to the issue of content, the disjunctive perturbation of the spatialA relationships brings within the realm of discourse the distinctive formal juxtapositions.

Are you serving a jus with that?  razz:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2011, 08:22:40 PM
Pan fried  evil:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: apc2010 on April 04, 2011, 08:27:04 PM
Pan fried  evil:

toilet pan........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2011, 08:30:57 PM
 lol:

It may be where it ends up a lot quicker than nature intends  whistle:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Just One More on April 04, 2011, 08:52:50 PM
Nick will be the one that having finally got his chance at fifteen minutes of stardom decides he's gonna do a recipe thaat he's never done before  whacky115
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: apc2010 on April 04, 2011, 08:56:08 PM
Nick will be the one that having finally got his chance at fifteen minutes of stardom decides he's gonna do a recipe thaat he's never done before  whacky115


Beer-can chicken........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2011, 08:56:55 PM
NNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooo    noooo:

He will put it in the microwave  scared2:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2011, 08:57:40 PM
Nick will be the one that having finally got his chance at fifteen minutes of stardom decides he's gonna do a recipe thaat he's never done before  whacky115


Beer-can chicken........ rubschin:
rubschin:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Just One More on April 11, 2011, 08:10:43 PM
Oooh, oooh, oooh I know him, I know him

Terry the butcher was serving the last guy with his chicken. The episode has to be at least one year old though cos he's been working at a different (and better) butchers now. Sooooo, did he give the contestant the idea what to cook, or vice-versa cos they do that chicken stuffed with cheese and wrapped in Parma ham at both butchers.

A shame the lad passed away shortly after filming too  cry:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 11, 2011, 08:17:20 PM
Most popular dishes on CDWM seem to be stuffed chickeny things or beef wellington or steak. And you have to have a trio of puds these days it would seem  rubschin:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 17, 2011, 04:35:18 PM
It's on More 4 at the moment .....she is serving grassshoppers for starters  eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: tel on May 08, 2011, 07:04:34 PM
Anybody watch tonites?
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: apc2010 on May 08, 2011, 07:05:52 PM
Anybody watch tonites?

Missed it, was there a Cypriot on it ??
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 08, 2011, 07:07:04 PM
Watching it up catch up now  cloud9:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2011, 07:07:17 PM
Anybody watch tonites?

Missed it, was there a Cypriot on it ??

Turkish Cypriot...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Pirate on May 08, 2011, 07:08:17 PM
Anybody watch tonites?

Missed it, was there a Cypriot on it ??

 rubschin: A blue Rabbit drinking Keo...

Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 08, 2011, 07:21:12 PM
What a bunch of freaks...but he is bad  noooo: . He needs taking down a peg or two  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Just One More on May 08, 2011, 07:37:05 PM
I shall be watching it on catch up later.

Did anybody see last weeks CDWM Down Under with the woman that analysed dreams  happy001
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 08, 2011, 07:41:49 PM
Oh Yes ...her and Diana were 'like that '  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Just One More on May 08, 2011, 07:44:30 PM
It was the Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds that made me laugh  happy001
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Just One More on May 08, 2011, 08:41:39 PM
Tonights - WhereTF do they get from them from? According to Goldilocks (with her seven foot tall butler) you can get a baby from a knee cap cos you have fluid there. I reckon they're the ones who pose the questions on Yahoo answers

Total nut cases
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Pirate on May 08, 2011, 08:45:15 PM
 whistle:  Well it obviously keeps some people in the community entertained... ;)

I've never watched it myself; I prefer Dog the Bounty Hunter...
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 08, 2011, 08:46:29 PM
Seriously  eeek:

I have seen that once...him and his mirror image wife and buffoon son  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Pirate on May 08, 2011, 08:49:40 PM
I like him... cloud9:

Not in a  2gayers: way mind...

I like Baby Lyssa too... eyes:

 noooo: She is not his wife...she is his daughter...
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 08, 2011, 08:50:32 PM
That is The Brat's name ...seems very wrong you saying that  noooo:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Pirate on May 08, 2011, 08:55:02 PM
 redface: No offence intended...how old is she?
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2011, 08:56:05 PM
 doh:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 08, 2011, 08:56:18 PM
No offence taken - muppet   lol:

She is not quite legal yet  lol:

Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 08, 2011, 08:56:37 PM
redface: No offence intended...how old is she?
Grooming alert!!!!
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: apc2010 on May 08, 2011, 08:57:41 PM
redface: No offence intended...how old is she?
Grooming alert!!!!

 happy001 happy001

Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Pirate on May 08, 2011, 08:58:19 PM
redface: No offence intended...how old is she?
Grooming alert!!!!

Miss D is too old to groom... ;)
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 08, 2011, 08:59:07 PM
This just keeps getting better  sad32:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 08, 2011, 08:59:16 PM
redface: No offence intended...how old is she?
Shaving alert!!!!

Miss D is too old to groom... ;)
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2011, 09:00:36 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Pirate on May 08, 2011, 09:04:18 PM
No offence taken - muppet   lol:

She is not quite legal yet  lol:



How old does she look?
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 08, 2011, 09:06:40 PM
Much older  evil:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: apc2010 on May 08, 2011, 09:07:11 PM
Much older  evil:

Family trait............... whistle:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Pirate on May 08, 2011, 09:08:25 PM
Much older  evil:

Is she as pretty as her Mum?  angel1
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 08, 2011, 09:08:54 PM
Much older  evil:

Is she as pretty as her Mum?  angel1

Are you in recovery mode ?  lol:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: apc2010 on May 08, 2011, 09:09:46 PM
Much older  evil:

Is she as pretty as her Mum?  angel1

Smooth............. sick2:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 08, 2011, 09:10:18 PM
Much older  evil:

Family trait............... whistle:

Absolutely ....pensioners often give up their seats for me  sad24:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Pirate on May 08, 2011, 09:11:41 PM
Much older  evil:

Is she as pretty as her Mum?  angel1

Are you in recovery mode ?  lol:

Not yet...ask me in the morning when you bring me breakfast...
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 08, 2011, 09:18:05 PM
Much older  evil:

Is she as pretty as her Mum?  angel1

Are you in recovery mode ?  lol:

Not yet...ask me in the morning when you bring me breakfast...
eyes:
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Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 08, 2011, 09:19:00 PM
Much older  evil:

Is she as pretty as her Mum?  angel1

Are you in recovery mode ?  lol:

Not yet...ask me in the morning when you bring me breakfast...

Prolly the only oats you'll get  lol:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Pirate on May 08, 2011, 09:25:54 PM
I have quickly removed two posts ackchooally
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 08, 2011, 09:27:34 PM
Very prompt  lol:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: apc2010 on May 08, 2011, 09:28:26 PM
Very prompt  lol:

Not a good sign ......... whistle:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Pirate on May 08, 2011, 09:28:46 PM
Much older  evil:

Is she as pretty as her Mum?  angel1

Are you in recovery mode ?  lol:

Not yet...ask me in the morning when you bring me breakfast...
eyes:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOPDqRQI5qI
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: tel on June 30, 2011, 01:58:34 PM
I expect Miss D will have missed Mondays edition.

Sausage trifle!
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2011, 02:08:05 PM
Sausage trifle  noooo:

What the feck was in that ? , apart from sausages obviously  lol:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: tel on June 30, 2011, 03:13:26 PM
Sausage trifle  noooo:

What the feck was in that ? , apart from sausages obviously  lol:
This gerl goes way beyond ditzy.
She did the jelly and custard (tinned) and then poured them over the sponge and sausages.
Mind you, the others have not exactly been woderful.

Definitely one to watch.
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2011, 03:15:26 PM
I could make a sausage trifle for Growler, like  rubschin:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Just One More on November 22, 2011, 09:00:36 PM
It's been a while since I've watched any of these. Tonight's episode on More4 had the most bizarre serving suggestion ever. None of that slice of tomato and sprig of parsley for this fella... oh no, goes to the trouble of making his own sushi, then serves it off the chest of a young lad sprawled across the table in his boxer shorts  whacky115

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Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 22, 2011, 09:01:57 PM
I'd have to have the meat option then  lol:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: apc2010 on November 22, 2011, 09:02:34 PM
It's been a while since I've watched any of these. Tonight's episode on More4 had the most bizarre serving suggestion ever. None of that slice of tomato and sprig of parsley for this fella... oh no, goes to the trouble of making his own sushi, then serves it off the chest of a young lad sprawled across the table in his boxer shorts  whacky115

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimage.org%2Fbwddvyonp%2Fsushi.jpg&hash=c9adc32618068f3aa392359090301d857f6edea2) (http://postimage.org/image/bwddvyonp/)

Seen that one ...what a knob (No pun )......... noooo:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2011, 09:25:37 PM
I'd have to have the meat option then  lol:
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 22, 2011, 09:29:25 PM
There are some serious double standards that operate in this place  noooo: .....I get whacked for just a merest hint of innuendo  whistle: ....whilst you lot can be as explicit as you want  rubschin:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Just One More on November 22, 2011, 09:30:44 PM
I agree Miss D, these boys  noooo:

Oh, and by coincidence, the night before, they had pork in cider
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2011, 09:34:47 PM
 doh:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Just One More on January 17, 2012, 11:00:40 PM
More4 were showing CDWM tonight. The show with Kieran Bracken, Martin Offiah, Victor Ubogu and Gareth Chilcott was some of the best comedy I've seen in a while. Gareth Chilcott should be on stage, perfect timing  ;D
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Just One More on January 23, 2012, 06:26:32 PM
What an annoying bunch of tossers tonights are  cussing:  Channel 4 +1 in five minutes if you've got it  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Misty on January 23, 2012, 10:18:45 PM
thats not a nice thing to say about the VP members... noooo:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Just One More on January 23, 2012, 10:24:02 PM
I've seen worserer  ;)
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Misty on January 23, 2012, 10:36:24 PM
too true.
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Pastis on January 27, 2012, 08:12:22 PM
 eeek:  Susie!

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Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Just One More on June 28, 2012, 05:38:28 PM
Just watching last nights offering. Dessert was Birds trifle  noooo:

And he f****d up the custard  happy001
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2012, 05:41:20 PM
Can't stand the up her arse 'model'  ::)
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Just One More on June 28, 2012, 05:44:09 PM
Can't stand the up her arse 'model'  ::)

A most accurate description  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: apc2010 on October 04, 2013, 01:17:54 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2443605/Come-Dine-With-Me-contestant-Dawn-Barry-dies-battle-alcoholism.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2443605/Come-Dine-With-Me-contestant-Dawn-Barry-dies-battle-alcoholism.html)


 eeek:











Never picked her as my joker...... redface:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: apc2010 on November 19, 2017, 11:36:12 PM
The ex-pats here are trying to start up an un-televised version ...shall I put BM's name forward ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 19, 2017, 11:45:57 PM
We would need a sarcastic blow by blow account of the whole disaster if you do....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: apc2010 on November 19, 2017, 11:47:21 PM
We would need a sarcastic blow by blow account of the whole disaster if you do....  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Steve on November 19, 2017, 11:55:23 PM
Wouldn't that be Come BBQ Me?
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 20, 2017, 12:06:06 AM
Wouldn't that be Come BBQ Me?

Cremate Brulee you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Steve on November 20, 2017, 12:14:25 AM
 lol:

BM Flambé
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2017, 07:23:24 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Come Dine With Me
Post by: Steve on November 20, 2017, 08:40:22 AM
 angel1