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Title: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2009, 10:38:58 AM
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So our phone died and I ordered a new one from Tesco Direct. It's being delivered today. It will be delivered, they tell me, between 7.00 a.m. and 7.00 p.m.   evil:

So I wait. If I leave the house for one minute they will come and depart again.

I actually went out just now and hid round a corner to see if I could trick them into coming and then sort of leap out at them, like. But they were too cunning for me  evil:

Now I just wait  evil:
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 10:44:37 AM
Argos just delivered two book cases ordered on Tuesday afternoon.
Well a courier just delivered One bookcase and one box containing two folding bar stools. I pointed out to him that this was wrong and he shrugged and said "Nuffin' to do wiv me mate, you'll have to speak to Argos" and drove off ~ I have "Spoken" to Argos  eveilgrin:
The offending stools will be picked up tomorrow twixt 7 and 10 am and the other bookcase delivered ~ the courier company will be spoken to.
A letter of apology is on it's way ~ "Ding" It just dropped into my inbox.
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2009, 10:46:45 AM
Are you sure you ordered a telephone Nick....

What could possibly go wrong  happy001
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2009, 10:47:37 AM
Well if they bring a saxophone or summat you will be the first to know, OK?
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2009, 10:48:38 AM
Well if they bring a saxophone or summat you will be the first to know, OK?
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2009, 10:50:26 AM
Well if they bring a saxophone or summat you will be the first to know, OK?

It will all be fine - they will deliver before lunchtime - you will have what you need and the rest of the day will be yours to do as you wish.



Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2009, 10:51:13 AM
Well if they bring a saxophone or summat you will be the first to know, OK?

It will all be fine - they will deliver before lunchtime - you will have what you need and the rest of the day will be yours to do as you wish.




happy001
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 10:52:46 AM
If not phone them and complain.  whistle:






























Using your mobile of course. ::)
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Bar Wench on March 26, 2009, 10:54:24 AM
What else where you going to do with your time? It isn't as though you can drive anywhere!  whistle:
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2009, 10:54:56 AM
What else where you going to do with your time? It isn't as though you can drive anywhere!  whistle:
Owch, that stung!  noooo:
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2009, 10:59:03 AM
I just heard knocking at the back door and went down. Two effing ducks bashing it with their beaks and asking for bread. They do this all the time!!  evil:
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 11:00:09 AM
Well give them some of that Basil Bread ~ Kill or Cure  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 26, 2009, 11:01:35 AM
I just heard knocking at the back door and went down. Two effing ducks bashing it with their beaks and asking for bread. They do this all the time!!  evil:

Talking ducks?  eeek:
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2009, 11:03:35 AM
I know what they are after and they know I know.  evil:

I usually have to hold up the traffic after a visit so they can cross the road. It'll be the annual 'Presentation of the Ducklings' next, I know it   evil:
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 11:04:18 AM
I just heard knocking at the back door and went down. Two effing ducks bashing it with their beaks and asking for bread. They do this all the time!!  evil:

Talking ducks?  eeek:



<snigger>
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 26, 2009, 11:05:10 AM
I know what they are after and they know I know.  evil:

I usually have to hold up the traffic after a visit so they can cross the road. It'll be the annual 'Presentation of the Ducklings' next, I know it   evil:

Telepathic ducks?  eeek:
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2009, 11:10:03 AM
They are regulars! They come begging all summer. They seem to think I am a soft touch  evil:
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 26, 2009, 11:10:15 AM
Are you sure you ordered a telephone Nick....

What could possibly go wrong  happy001


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Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 26, 2009, 11:11:33 AM
They are regulars! They come begging all summer. They seem to think I am soft in the head  evil:

Corrected for you  happy088
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2009, 11:40:24 AM
I know what they are after and they know I know.  evil:

I usually have to hold up the traffic after a visit so they can cross the road. It'll be the annual 'Presentation of the Ducklings' next, I know it   evil:
Aw bless!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 26, 2009, 11:51:11 AM
I ordered some bits for the Triumph. A package has just arrived. Minus the most important bits  evil:
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2009, 11:53:45 AM
I may wave some orange sauce at them next time they come begging  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 26, 2009, 01:10:26 PM
The packaging was damaged in transit, thus I lost the Spark Plugs and Workshop manual. I will have to re-order and pay for replacments  evil:
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2009, 01:10:51 PM
It hasn't turned up yet
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 01:24:56 PM
The packaging was damaged in transit, thus I lost the Spark Plugs and Workshop manual. I will have to re-order and pay for replacements  evil:

That largely depends on (i) The T&Cs of the sale contract and (ii) How soon you want the plugs and manual. If you can wait then it's worth the fight, if you want them "yesterday" pay up and look big.
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 01:25:43 PM
It hasn't turned up yet


Prolly frightened off by the Orange Sauce waving loony they saw as they tried to deliver
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2009, 01:26:01 PM
The ducks are back, like  evil:
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2009, 02:02:40 PM
It hasn't turned up yet

I can tell you what's happened. Have a wander down the road and you'll see the delivery van with 2 terrified blokes in passing your parcel to one another saying

"You deliver it"

"No, you deliver it"

 whistle:
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2009, 02:06:24 PM
The telephone has landed.  cloud9:

I have NOt read the manual  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2009, 02:07:49 PM
I predict smoke signals from Nick Towers to Tesco customer support about a buggered phone soon.

 whistle:
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2009, 02:08:24 PM
No, I have installed it using my common sense  angel1
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 02:09:28 PM
He pushed the plug into the socket.
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So what's your new number then?
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2009, 02:13:10 PM
6
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 02:17:54 PM
Only one of them?  eeek: Surely there should be two more.
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2009, 02:23:07 PM
666
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2009, 02:44:13 PM
666
And the only number you'll need in the 'phone book is 999!  point:
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2009, 02:45:09 PM
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Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: GROWLER on March 26, 2009, 07:22:39 PM
The telephone has landed.  cloud9:

I have NOt read the manual  eveilgrin:

So there is a bit of a man in you after all!
Well done Mousy. Have an applaud on me. angel1
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 07:30:13 PM
The telephone has landed.  cloud9:

I have NOt read the manual  eveilgrin:

So there is a bit of a man in you after all!
Well done Mousy. Have an applaud on me. angel1

Steady Growler ~ even Nick can unpack a phone and plug the jack into the wall socket. Probably hasn't figured out how to take off the wire twist that holds the cable coiled up so he will be sitting very close to the wall to make any calls but we can't expect too much  lol:
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2009, 07:39:21 PM
Have either of you checked that he has set up his answer machine facility yet?
I would suggest ringing about 20 times - just for quality control purposes of course  lol:
Title: Re: Waiting in for delivery men
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 26, 2009, 08:07:54 PM
The telephone has landed.  cloud9:

I have NOt read the manual  eveilgrin:

So there is a bit of a man in you after all!
Well done Mousy. Have an applaud on me. angel1

Steady Growler ~ even Nick can unpack a phone and plug the jack into the wall socket. Probably hasn't figured out how to take off the wire twist that holds the cable coiled up so he will be sitting very close to the wall to make any calls but we can't expect too much  lol:

 happy001 happy001