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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Bar Wench on March 26, 2009, 08:30:45 AM
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Why does this always happen when I book time off? Serious snots going on here. surrender:
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Why does this always happen when I book time off? Serious snots going on here. surrender:
Magic tablets then?
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happy100
Poor you ...not before you're holiday that is just not fair.
I am sure the medical staff here will provide lots of home made remedies that will have you back on your feet in no time ;) - or running really quickly in the opposite direction at any rate lol:
Have you gone to work today ?
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Why does this always happen when I book time off? Serious snots going on here. surrender:
Magic tablets then?
Magic tablets didn't work. noooo:
Dosed up to the eyeballs this week because, well sods law, and nothing worked. Mega doses of vit C and zinc, echinacea plus my extra magic pills from the homeopath which have worked at keeping stuff at bay for a year. All did nothing. noooo:
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Good ole Night and Day Nurse it is then.
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Pretty much. It can do what it likes today and tomorrow, I just want it gone by the time I get on the plane Saturday. noooo:
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I take those COntac thingies. Dry up snot like magic. Can make you feel a bit spaced out though
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I take those COntac thingies. Dry up snot like magic. Can make you feel a bit spaced out though
You on them permanently then like? rubschin:
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I take those COntac thingies. Dry up snot like magic. Can make you feel a bit spaced out though
What thingys? Where does one get them? What if you are blocked as well as running does it clear that up too?
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CONTAC (http://www.contac.com/)
All you can do is treat the symptoms.
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Indeed. My biggest worry is the pressure on the plane when I'm stuffed up and how that will effect my ears. noooo:
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Your head will prolly explode. It can happen noooo:
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The power of positive thinking Wenchy ...you WILL be fine by Saturday ...you WILL be fine by Saturday.....you WILL be fine by Saturday......you WILL be fine by Saturday......
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The power of positive thinking Wenchy ...you WILL be fine by Saturday ...you WILL be fine by Saturday.....you WILL be fine by Saturday......you WILL be fine by Saturday......
That is what I am saying. Positive affirmation works wonders so they say! Am dosed up with sudafed and am downing lucozade and water like it is going out of fashion!
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And my head will prolly not explode
And my head will prolly not explode
And my head will prolly not explode
And my head will prolly not explode
And my head will prolly not explode
And my head will prolly not explode
And my head will prolly not explode
And my head will prolly not explode
And my head will prolly not explode
And my head will prolly not explode
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The power of positive thinking Wenchy ...you WILL be fine by Saturday ...you WILL be fine by Saturday.....you WILL be fine by Saturday......you WILL be fine by Saturday......
That is what I am saying. Positive affirmation works wonders so they say! Am dosed up with sudafed and am downing lucozade and water like it is going out of fashion!
A large Port and Brandy will be far more effective.
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Southern comfort in my lemsip when I get home I think. ;)
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Southern comfort in my lemsip when I get home I think. ;)
Southern Comfort sick2:
I used to love it, but ended up drinking a pint of it on my 21st birthday and was a tad sick s a result. Can't even stand the smell of it now!
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Same here....not on your 21st though lol:
Overdosed on it once - with awful consequences redface:
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I have similar problems with malibu. noooo:
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Tequila noooo:
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Agreed ..... redface:
Again - nightmare memories redface: redface: redface:
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It made me vomit into a plant. A pot plant. IN a restaurant redface: A crowded restaurant
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I would never do that whistle:
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Why does this always happen when I book time off? Serious snots going on here. surrender:
Magic tablets then?
Magic tablets didn't work. noooo:
Dosed up to the eyeballs this week because, well sods law, and nothing worked. Mega doses of vit C and zinc, echinacea plus my extra magic pills from the homeopath which have worked at keeping stuff at bay for a year. All did nothing. noooo:
noooo:
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She should get some proper pharmaceuticals down her throat, like
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She should get some proper pharmaceuticals down her throat, like
Indeed... some proper chemicals tested on animals... happy088
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Beagles, like
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Noooooooooooooooooooo!
One dose of that and she'll be chasing foxes all over Sarf London.
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eeek:
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It's what beagles do Miss D.
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It's what beagles do Miss D.
You won't find many "foxes" in Sarf London confused:
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/content/articles/2006/08/30/foxes_feature.shtml
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/content/articles/2006/08/30/foxes_feature.shtml
Bless your innocence lol:
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It's what beagles do Miss D.
You won't find many "foxes" in Sarf London confused:
cry:
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/content/articles/2006/08/30/foxes_feature.shtml
Bless your innocence lol:
Not innocence at all ~ deliberately misunderstood to stay in "character"
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Of course, of course
char048
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Type "She's a fox" into an unrestricted Google Image search and see what you get eeek:
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Of course, of course
char048
Piss Orf!
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Type "She's a fox" into an unrestricted Google Image search and see what you get eeek:
I did and got
http://outdoors.webshots.com/album/559178267kebdkQ tunble:
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Pretty much. It can do what it likes today and tomorrow, I just want it gone by the time I get on the plane Saturday. noooo:
Sympathies BW always seem to happen the moment one relaxes. Ear popping on flights is never a good thing.
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Her head will explode. Deffo
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My eyes have reached the burning stage.
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.elfwood.com%2Fart%2Fp%2Fe%2Fpeters%2Fmedusa.jpg&hash=06db416750d49f485167997dc898cb8dcf19e5c7)
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Yes exactly like that. ::)
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Yes exactly like that. ::)
Aw Come on Wenchy ~ the others would have used one of the shots of Medusa with bare tits.
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True. I'm sorry. My sense of humour seems to be stuck somewhere behind the congestion. surrender:
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Because of the heart pills (specifically diuretics) I cannot use decongestants of any sort. My GP prescribes a water based nasal spray. Works well.
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My eyes have reached the burning stage.
You haven't touched deadly poisonous caterpillars and then rubbed them have you...? scared2:
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I take those COntac thingies. Dry up snot like magic. Can make you feel a bit spaced out though
You are supposed to swallow them Nick, not break the capsule open and snort the contents. whistle:
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Wenchy
How are you feeling today - any better?????
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Not really. My temperature went through the roof last night so hopefully the worst of it is burnt out now. No longer congested just running at the nose. noooo:
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Not really. My temperature went through the roof last night so hopefully the worst of it is burnt out now. No longer congested just running at the nose. noooo:
Sounds like wumman flu to me. ::)
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She is prolly entering the worst stages. She will be in agony for days noooo:
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Not really. My temperature went through the roof last night so hopefully the worst of it is burnt out now. No longer congested just running at the nose. noooo:
Sounds like wumman flu to me. ::)
Isn't flu. I just feel crap. And after the temperature I feel weak as a kitten. Took me nearly half an hour to do a walk that takes just under 15 mins this morning. noooo:
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Not really. My temperature went through the roof last night so hopefully the worst of it is burnt out now. No longer congested just running at the nose. noooo:
Sounds like wumman flu to me. ::)
Isn't flu. I just feel crap. And after the temperature I feel weak as a kitten. Took me nearly half an hour to do a walk that takes just under 15 mins this morning. noooo:
Lucky Mr. Wench! eyes:
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That sounds serious. Have you got a rash, like?
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after the temperature I feel weak as a kitten.
Would a ball of wool make you feel better?
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after the temperature I feel weak as a kitten.
Would a ball of wool make you feel better?
lol: lol: lol:
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