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Title: ILL!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on March 26, 2009, 08:30:45 AM
Why does this always happen when I book time off? Serious snots going on here.  surrender:
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: GROWLER on March 26, 2009, 08:36:00 AM
Why does this always happen when I book time off? Serious snots going on here.  surrender:
Magic tablets then?
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2009, 08:36:03 AM
 happy100

Poor you ...not before you're holiday that is just not fair.

I am sure the medical staff here will provide lots of home made remedies that will have you back on your feet in no time  ;) - or running really quickly in the opposite direction at any rate  lol:

Have you gone to work today ?
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on March 26, 2009, 08:48:02 AM
Why does this always happen when I book time off? Serious snots going on here.  surrender:
Magic tablets then?

Magic tablets didn't work.  noooo:

Dosed up to the eyeballs this week because, well sods law, and nothing worked. Mega doses of vit C and zinc, echinacea plus my extra magic pills from the homeopath which have worked at keeping stuff at bay for a year. All did nothing.  noooo:
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: GROWLER on March 26, 2009, 08:50:34 AM
Good ole Night and Day Nurse it is then.
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on March 26, 2009, 08:52:08 AM
Pretty much. It can do what it likes today and tomorrow, I just want it gone by the time I get on the plane Saturday.  noooo:
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2009, 09:24:33 AM
I take those COntac thingies. Dry up snot like magic. Can make you feel a bit spaced out though
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: GROWLER on March 26, 2009, 09:33:13 AM
I take those COntac thingies. Dry up snot like magic. Can make you feel a bit spaced out though

You on them permanently then like? rubschin:
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on March 26, 2009, 09:33:54 AM
I take those COntac thingies. Dry up snot like magic. Can make you feel a bit spaced out though

What thingys? Where does one get them? What if you are blocked as well as running does it clear that up too?
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 26, 2009, 09:36:28 AM
CONTAC (http://www.contac.com/)

All you can do is treat the symptoms.
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on March 26, 2009, 09:42:47 AM
Indeed. My biggest worry is the pressure on the plane when I'm stuffed up and how that will effect my ears.  noooo:
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2009, 09:45:21 AM
Your head will prolly explode. It can happen  noooo:
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2009, 09:49:03 AM
The power of positive thinking Wenchy ...you WILL be fine by Saturday ...you WILL be fine by Saturday.....you WILL be fine by Saturday......you WILL be fine by Saturday......
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on March 26, 2009, 09:49:55 AM
The power of positive thinking Wenchy ...you WILL be fine by Saturday ...you WILL be fine by Saturday.....you WILL be fine by Saturday......you WILL be fine by Saturday......

That is what I am saying. Positive affirmation works wonders so they say! Am dosed up with sudafed and am downing lucozade and water like it is going out of fashion!
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2009, 09:50:32 AM
And my head will prolly not explode
And my head will prolly not explode
And my head will prolly not explode
And my head will prolly not explode
And my head will prolly not explode
And my head will prolly not explode
And my head will prolly not explode
And my head will prolly not explode
And my head will prolly not explode
And my head will prolly not explode
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 26, 2009, 09:51:30 AM
The power of positive thinking Wenchy ...you WILL be fine by Saturday ...you WILL be fine by Saturday.....you WILL be fine by Saturday......you WILL be fine by Saturday......

That is what I am saying. Positive affirmation works wonders so they say! Am dosed up with sudafed and am downing lucozade and water like it is going out of fashion!

A large Port and Brandy will be far more effective.
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on March 26, 2009, 10:07:31 AM
Southern comfort in my lemsip when I get home I think.  ;)
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 26, 2009, 10:13:50 AM
Southern comfort in my lemsip when I get home I think.  ;)

Southern Comfort  sick2:

I used to love it, but ended up drinking a pint of it on my 21st birthday and was a tad sick s a result. Can't even stand the smell of it now!
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2009, 10:15:12 AM
Same here....not on your 21st though  lol:

Overdosed on it once - with awful consequences  redface:
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on March 26, 2009, 10:25:57 AM
I have similar problems with malibu.  noooo:
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2009, 10:30:03 AM
Tequila  noooo:
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2009, 10:33:22 AM
Agreed ..... redface:

Again - nightmare memories  redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2009, 10:39:42 AM
It made me vomit into a plant. A pot plant. IN a restaurant  redface: A crowded restaurant
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2009, 10:43:34 AM
I would never do that  whistle:
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2009, 10:46:05 AM
Why does this always happen when I book time off? Serious snots going on here.  surrender:
Magic tablets then?

Magic tablets didn't work.  noooo:

Dosed up to the eyeballs this week because, well sods law, and nothing worked. Mega doses of vit C and zinc, echinacea plus my extra magic pills from the homeopath which have worked at keeping stuff at bay for a year. All did nothing.  noooo:
noooo:
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2009, 10:46:52 AM
She should get some proper pharmaceuticals down her throat, like
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2009, 10:55:32 AM
She should get some proper pharmaceuticals down her throat, like
Indeed... some proper chemicals tested on animals...  happy088
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2009, 10:59:40 AM
Beagles, like
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 11:01:25 AM
Noooooooooooooooooooo!

One dose of that and she'll be chasing foxes all over Sarf London.
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2009, 11:08:33 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 11:09:55 AM
It's what beagles do Miss D.
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 26, 2009, 11:10:38 AM
It's what beagles do Miss D.

You won't find many "foxes" in Sarf London  confused:
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 11:13:51 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/content/articles/2006/08/30/foxes_feature.shtml
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 26, 2009, 11:18:27 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/content/articles/2006/08/30/foxes_feature.shtml

Bless your innocence  lol:

Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2009, 11:19:34 AM
It's what beagles do Miss D.

You won't find many "foxes" in Sarf London  confused:

 cry:
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 11:23:01 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/content/articles/2006/08/30/foxes_feature.shtml

Bless your innocence  lol:




Not innocence at all ~ deliberately misunderstood to stay in "character"
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2009, 11:24:10 AM
Of course, of course


















 char048
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 26, 2009, 11:25:23 AM
Type "She's a fox" into an unrestricted Google Image search and see what you get  eeek:
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 11:26:44 AM
Of course, of course

 char048

Piss Orf!
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 11:28:18 AM
Type "She's a fox" into an unrestricted Google Image search and see what you get  eeek:


I did and got

http://outdoors.webshots.com/album/559178267kebdkQ   tunble:
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 26, 2009, 02:19:40 PM
Pretty much. It can do what it likes today and tomorrow, I just want it gone by the time I get on the plane Saturday.  noooo:

Sympathies BW always seem to happen the moment one relaxes. Ear popping on flights is never a good thing.
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2009, 02:33:36 PM
Her head will explode. Deffo
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on March 26, 2009, 02:49:44 PM
My eyes have reached the burning stage.
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 02:55:40 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.elfwood.com%2Fart%2Fp%2Fe%2Fpeters%2Fmedusa.jpg&hash=06db416750d49f485167997dc898cb8dcf19e5c7)
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on March 26, 2009, 02:56:42 PM
Yes exactly like that.  ::)
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 02:59:25 PM
Yes exactly like that.  ::)

Aw Come on Wenchy ~ the others would have used one of the shots of Medusa with bare tits.
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on March 26, 2009, 03:00:13 PM
True. I'm sorry. My sense of humour seems to be stuck somewhere behind the congestion.  surrender:
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 03:02:13 PM
Because of the heart pills (specifically diuretics) I cannot use decongestants of any sort. My GP prescribes a water based nasal spray. Works well.
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2009, 03:08:24 PM
My eyes have reached the burning stage.
You haven't touched deadly poisonous caterpillars and then rubbed them have you...?  scared2:
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2009, 04:25:04 PM
I take those COntac thingies. Dry up snot like magic. Can make you feel a bit spaced out though

You are supposed to swallow them Nick, not break the capsule open and snort the contents.  whistle:
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 27, 2009, 09:15:51 AM
Wenchy

How are you feeling today - any better?????
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2009, 09:27:44 AM
Not really. My temperature went through the roof last night so hopefully the worst of it is burnt out now. No longer congested just running at the nose.  noooo:
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: GROWLER on March 27, 2009, 09:42:52 AM
Not really. My temperature went through the roof last night so hopefully the worst of it is burnt out now. No longer congested just running at the nose.  noooo:

Sounds like wumman flu to me. ::)
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2009, 09:47:56 AM
She is prolly entering the worst stages. She will be in agony for days  noooo:
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on March 27, 2009, 12:12:37 PM
Not really. My temperature went through the roof last night so hopefully the worst of it is burnt out now. No longer congested just running at the nose.  noooo:

Sounds like wumman flu to me. ::)

Isn't flu. I just feel crap. And after the temperature I feel weak as a kitten. Took me nearly half an hour to do a walk that takes just under 15 mins this morning.  noooo:
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2009, 12:23:22 PM
Not really. My temperature went through the roof last night so hopefully the worst of it is burnt out now. No longer congested just running at the nose.  noooo:

Sounds like wumman flu to me. ::)

Isn't flu. I just feel crap. And after the temperature I feel weak as a kitten. Took me nearly half an hour to do a walk that takes just under 15 mins this morning.  noooo:
Lucky Mr. Wench!  eyes:
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2009, 12:24:45 PM
That sounds serious. Have you got a rash, like?
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
after the temperature I feel weak as a kitten.

Would a ball of wool make you feel better?
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2009, 03:39:04 PM
after the temperature I feel weak as a kitten.

Would a ball of wool make you feel better?
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: ILL!!!!
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2009, 04:20:53 PM
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