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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Uncle Mort on March 25, 2009, 01:50:37 PM

Title: T-Rex
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 25, 2009, 01:50:37 PM

I played poker with a Tyrannosaurus Rex last night...


































...he didn't 'alf keep his cards close to his chest.

Title: Re: T-Rex
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 25, 2009, 01:51:17 PM

Are you looking for soem time off Uncle M  noooo:

Title: Re: T-Rex
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 25, 2009, 02:03:38 PM

Well I found it funny.  Shrugs:

Title: Re: T-Rex
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2009, 02:24:21 PM

Me too...  lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: T-Rex
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 25, 2009, 02:45:41 PM

That'll be those male brain things you have  lol:

Title: Re: T-Rex
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 25, 2009, 09:20:10 PM

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 25, 2009, 02:45:41 PM

That'll be those male brain things you have  lol:

The ones that invented the internal combustion engine, jets, every electrical appliance in your home, law, order, water distribution systems, rugby, cigarettes, beer, wine, the wheel, the Triumph T110, the bra, Dilbert, Cats Eyes, The Far Side, Monty Python humour and the match.

Women, with their brains, have invented...PMT  8)

Title: Re: T-Rex
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 25, 2009, 09:21:18 PM

How many pints have you had TMR  lol:

 fence:

Title: Re: T-Rex
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 25, 2009, 09:24:56 PM

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 25, 2009, 09:21:18 PM

How many pints have you had TMR  lol:

 fence:

Somewhere near 10  redface:

Blokes also invented drinking properly and not being lightweights  ;D

Title: Re: T-Rex
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 25, 2009, 09:30:38 PM

So much to be proud of  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.grimmemennesker.dk%2Fdata%2Fmedia%2F1%2FDrunk_at_the_Sea.jpg&hash=f6acf732c2a00b2dd674656a3d2bf8450208fcb8)

Title: Re: T-Rex
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 25, 2009, 09:52:25 PM

I'm 5 foot 9 and 11 stone. Despite everything  angel1  I believe my mother used to say "you never see a fat thoroughbred". How true  angel1

Title: Re: T-Rex
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 25, 2009, 09:54:42 PM

but many a knackered whippet though eh  ;)

 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: T-Rex
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 25, 2009, 10:01:08 PM

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 25, 2009, 09:54:42 PM

but many a knackered whippet though eh  ;)

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol:

My laptop works fine   whistle: