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Title: A classic case of denial
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 25, 2009, 08:20:57 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1164232/They-weigh-80-stone-claim-thousands-benefits--work-Who-blame-Anyone-themselves.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1164232/They-weigh-80-stone-claim-thousands-benefits--work-Who-blame-Anyone-themselves.html)

They weigh 80 stone, claim thousands in benefits - and can't work. Who do they blame? Anyone but themselves...Normally, it would be of no consequence what the Chawners eat.. But the family's eating habits - indeed entire living habits - became a matter of national debate recently when they granted an interview in a weekly gossip magazine about how their weight has been a barrier to any of them finding work

'We're the victims in all of this. It's not our fault we can't work. We've been accused of sitting around watching telly all day, well, it's just not true.
'We've both applied for hundreds of jobs. It's not our fault no one wants to employ fat people. Someone should be helping us, not accusing us.'


 noooo:

What a total waste of space this lot are - hope they sink in the folds of their own self pitying skin  evil:
Title: Re: A classic case of denial
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2009, 09:09:11 AM
This guy is always worth reading

http://leg-iron.livejournal.com/154593.html (http://leg-iron.livejournal.com/154593.html)
Title: Re: A classic case of denial
Post by: Snoopy on March 25, 2009, 09:10:54 AM
Sorry madam but Daily Mail readers should use the Conservative Club ~ Down to the end of the road and turn right. Tell the doorman I sent you. You'll know him by his splendid if somewhat dated uniform. The password is "Tilehurst"  ;)
Title: Re: A classic case of denial
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2009, 09:11:41 AM
All gerls read the Mail. Well known fact
Title: Re: A classic case of denial
Post by: Snoopy on March 25, 2009, 09:12:51 AM
Completely missing the whole carefully constructed joke  ::)
Title: Re: A classic case of denial
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 25, 2009, 09:13:55 AM
Sorry madam but Daily Mail readers should use the Conservative Club ~ Down to the end of the road and turn right. Tell the doorman I sent you. You'll know him by his splendid if somewhat dated uniform. The password is "Tilehurst"  ;)

I don't read any daily newspapers Snoops  noooo:

I'm sorry but not all of us can be put in a box and labelled  
Title: Re: A classic case of denial
Post by: Snoopy on March 25, 2009, 09:14:51 AM
I refer the Honourable Lady to the reply I gave early to the Member from The Wirral
Title: Re: A classic case of denial
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 25, 2009, 09:15:28 AM
Noted and misunderstood  lol:
Title: Re: A classic case of denial
Post by: GROWLER on March 25, 2009, 09:19:35 AM
I refer the Honourable Lady to the reply I gave early to the Member from The Wirral

That is so bad. noooo:
Title: Re: A classic case of denial
Post by: Snoopy on March 25, 2009, 09:36:40 AM
But geographically accurate

http://www.wirralsociety.net/

Yes I am aware that locally there have been attempts over the years to call it "Wirral" but The Wirral Peninsular is what it is and always will be.
Title: Re: A classic case of denial
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2009, 09:38:00 AM
I agree. And for some reason we live ON the Wirral  rubschin:
Title: Re: A classic case of denial
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 25, 2009, 09:38:47 AM
I understood it Snoopy  happy088
Title: Re: A classic case of denial
Post by: Snoopy on March 25, 2009, 09:41:14 AM
I'm so glad I am not the only one functioning this morning.  lol:
Title: Re: A classic case of denial
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2009, 09:43:36 AM
Sorry madam but Daily Mail readers should use the Conservative Club ~ Down to the end of the road and turn right. Tell the doorman I sent you. You'll know him by his splendid if somewhat dated uniform. The password is "Tilehurst"  ;)

I don't read any daily newspapers Snoops  noooo:

I'm sorry but not all of us can be put in a box and labelled  

Except if we are trying to save on airfares and send you by freight
Title: Re: A classic case of denial
Post by: GROWLER on March 25, 2009, 09:44:34 AM
I'm so glad I am not the only one functioning this morning.  lol:

In THE Denbeighshire. ::)
Title: Re: A classic case of denial
Post by: Snoopy on March 25, 2009, 09:46:22 AM
Or the Llyn Peninsular

http://www.llyn-wales.co.uk/
Title: Re: A classic case of denial
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 25, 2009, 09:58:09 AM
Sorry madam but Daily Mail readers should use the Conservative Club ~ Down to the end of the road and turn right. Tell the doorman I sent you. You'll know him by his splendid if somewhat dated uniform. The password is "Tilehurst"  ;)
lol: lol: