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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on March 24, 2009, 02:21:58 PM
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All nice and ready like
Bikinis
Goat repellent
BM repellent
Carry on........
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Depending on the cut of the bikini I'd say that just about covers it.
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Wax?
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Sun tan lotion like...
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Sun tan lotion like...
Bloody hope so evil:
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Take yer own spray on stuff. He wants to do rubbing eeek:
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Take yer own spray on stuff. He wants to do rubbing eeek:
I am more likey to need an umbrella than anything else from BM's weather updates cry:
As for sun lotion- I am quite flexible and can reach all of my own parts thank you very much lol:
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BM?
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BM?
May tends to have little rain (http://www.moa.gov.cy/moa/wdd/Wdd.nsf/reservoir_en/reservoir_en?OpenDocument) and should be quite warm... cloud9:
Mind you, with all this global warming malarkey it could be pissing down or snowing - who knows...? Shrugs:
Bring a balaclava just in case like...
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Going via Gatwick - I know someone who works on the security set-up there. razz:
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Skis and thermals noooo:
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Pepper spray
taser
baseball bat
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More wax
ALso Cilit Bang (for emergencies)
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Pepper spray
taser
baseball bat
evil:
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Pepper spray
taser
baseball bat
evil:
whistle:
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Guilit. All over his little face noooo:
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Guilit. All over his little face noooo:
Personally I found a water pistol of iced water quite handy when I met him. whistle:
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Guilit. All over his little face noooo:
Guilit? rubschin:
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LL has a supply, I hear whistle:
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LL has a supply, I hear whistle:
Of guilit? point:
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Guilit. All over his little face noooo:
Guilit? rubschin:
Have you anything to feel guilty about? eeek:
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Did he mean:
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Guilit. All over his little face noooo:
Guilit? rubschin:
Have you anything to feel guilty about? eeek:
noooo:
Not even Guility noooo:
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Fix the shower!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAEA07vNz_Y
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I smote her noooo:
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Everyone does. noooo:
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Going via Gatwick - I know someone who works on the security set-up there. razz:
I am eeek:
Is this good news or bad news for me rubschin:
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Going via Gatwick - I know someone who works on the security set-up there. razz:
I am eeek:
Is this good news or bad news for me rubschin:
Depends... Would you enjoy a strip search...? scared2:
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Not again noooo:
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BM has Marigolds and OMO. You are in luck
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Going via Gatwick - I know someone who works on the security set-up there. razz:
I am eeek:
Is this good news or bad news for me rubschin:
Bad news. DO NOT GIVE OUT FLIGHT DETAILS!!!!
Those sniffer dogs can be trained. noooo:
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BM has Marigolds and OMO. You are in luck
Not at Gatwick he doesn't whistle:
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He has contacts in Cyprus noooo:
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He has contacts in Cyprus noooo:
Is the sun too strong for him there then lol:
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I can see you will outwit the old goat ;D
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He has contacts in Cyprus noooo:
Of course I do... ::)
How else would she get through customs carrying all of my stuff... whistle:
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If he does get too much Miss D you can always borrow a couple of bricks from the building site down the road and perform the painless Cypriot goat gelding technique on him.
I have it on great authority it doesnt hurt at all........
..........unless you catch your thumbs between the bricks. whistle:
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Everyone does. noooo:
Not EVERYONE whistle:
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I have a couple of these spare... 130 decibel alarm and a blinding torch eveilgrin:
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We appear to have run out of the pink ones redface:
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I never move out of the house without one. Still haven't attracted any "unwanted attention" tho' noooo:
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happy100
I'd imagine a loud whistle would cause you great distress though lol:
that's why I whisper ;)
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Don't forget the 'Avon So Soft' for the mozzies, like cloud9:
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In the green bottle, like
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Shrugs:
Does anyone know what he's on about it ???
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Mosquito repellent. A wise move. Or just eat lots of Marmite
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Oh no ...marmite is for when the tarmac runs out sick2:
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Oh no ...marmite is for when the tarmac runs out sick2:
I actually scoop a spoon of it out of the jar and eat it raw when I'm making me soldiers in the morning. Bloody gorgeous. cloud9:
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Peanut butter and Marmite on toast... cloud9:
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Oh no ...marmite is for when the tarmac runs out sick2:
I actually scoop a spoon of it out of the jar and eat it raw when I'm making me soldiers in the morning. Bloody gorgeous. cloud9:
Marmite is always raw, innit?
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Oh no ...marmite is for when the tarmac runs out sick2:
I actually scoop a spoon of it out of the jar and eat it raw when I'm making me soldiers in the morning. Bloody gorgeous. cloud9:
No flies on you then.
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Oh no ...marmite is for when the tarmac runs out sick2:
I actually scoop a spoon of it out of the jar and eat it raw when I'm making me soldiers in the morning. Bloody gorgeous. cloud9:
Marmite is always raw, innit?
Yea, but I mean eating it in gloops straight out the bottle like. cloud9:
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Even I draw the line at that noooo:
And in case Wenchy asks, how many mls in a gloop?
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Peanut butter and Marmite on toast... cloud9:
I always knew there was something wrong with BM. sick2:
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There are lots of sick people here GM noooo:
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Peanut butter and Marmite on toast... cloud9:
I always knew there was something wrong with BM. sick2:
Oooohhh you should try it tho like.... cloud9:
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So is Miss D packing some marmite for you, like?
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So is Miss D packing some marmite for you, like?
Nooo... we can get all that stuff here... noooo:
She'll be smuggling bringing other stuff... whistle:
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So is Miss D packing some marmite for you, like?
Not bloody likely - evil:
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You could always smear it on to simulate a suntan. And repel mosquitoes
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So is Miss D packing some marmite for you, like?
If BM is mixing it with peanut butter Miss D could relieve herself in a jar and BM wouldnt be able to tell the difference. sick2:
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Excuse me eeek:
I'm a lady don't you know 8)
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It was simply a comment about how that vole concoction of BM's would taste Miss D, I wasn't suggesting you actually did it. lol:
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It was simply a comment about how that vole concoction of BM's would taste Miss D
rubschin:
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Only in the home made cider barrel ~ for added flavour like
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Actually BM if you like that kind of bizzare food concoction then you may like Heston Blumenthal's latest show. His Roman feast list night had such delights as pigs nipple scratchings, calf brain custard, whole hog with edible entrails and an ejaculating cake (Can't wait to see what growler makes of that one). whistle:
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We have that stuff most nights here, usually by accident, like
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We have that stuff most nights here, usually by accident, like
Premature Pudding?
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You could always smear it on to simulate a suntan. And repel mosquitoes
I think that doing that would repel all possible boarders, therefore a safe bet IMHO eveilgrin:
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You could always smear it on to simulate a suntan. And repel mosquitoes
I think that doing that would repel all possible boarders, therefore a safe bet IMHO eveilgrin:
I like Marmite remember... whistle:
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Oh good grief noooo:
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I like cheese and jam sandwiches..sort of sweet and sour like
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Actually BM if you like that kind of bizzare food concoction then you may like Heston Blumenthal's latest show. His Roman feast list night had such delights as pigs nipple scratchings, calf brain custard, whole hog with edible entrails and an ejaculating cake (Can't wait to see what growler makes of that one). whistle:
Desperate grub for the jungle that. sick2:
I drank some Doby washing up liquid once. Pissed at the time fortunately, and pissing bubbles for several days afetr too iirc. whistle:
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A very strong umbrella... whistle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1w5CX8QZIQ
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I shall have a tantrum if it rains much evil:
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I shall have a tantrum if it rains much evil:
It will be dry indoors like.... eyes:
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Yes ~ just think what fun you will all have ~ watching the paint dry. whistle:
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Yes ~ just think what fun you will all have ~ watching the paint dry. whistle:
Or Blu-Ray movies on my new Full HD projector... cloud9:
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noooo: noooo: That'll be movies already released and seen at the cinema would it or those released straight to DVD (Blue-ray or otherwise) that are deemed to dire to even merit a cinema release?
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noooo: noooo: That'll be movies already released and seen at the cinema would it or those released straight to DVD (Blue-ray or otherwise) that are deemed to dire to even merit a cinema release?
I haven't been to the cinema for years (the home cinema experience is significantly better) so I don't give a toss if they've been released in cinemas or not... cloud9:
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I shall have a tantrum if it rains much evil:
It will be dry indoors like.... eyes:
Doesn't that rather depend on how well the shower has been fitted lol:
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I shall have a tantrum if it rains much evil:
It will be dry indoors like.... eyes:
Hang on, haven't you been working on the roof recently....... whistle:
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noooo: noooo: That'll be movies already released and seen at the cinema would it or those released straight to DVD (Blue-ray or otherwise) that are deemed to dire to even merit a cinema release?
I haven't been to the cinema for years (the home cinema experience is significantly better) so I don't give a toss if they've been released in cinemas or not... cloud9:
Surely not a better experience than taking your girl to the flicks, going in when it was light and coming out into the darkness, walking along with a shared bag of chips. A snog and chip-greasy fingers in her bra, then the walk home with your balls aching ~ come on BM, have you forgotten all that?
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noooo: noooo: That'll be movies already released and seen at the cinema would it or those released straight to DVD (Blue-ray or otherwise) that are deemed to dire to even merit a cinema release?
I haven't been to the cinema for years (the home cinema experience is significantly better) so I don't give a toss if they've been released in cinemas or not... cloud9:
Surely not a better experience than taking your girl to the flicks, going in when it was light and coming out into the darkness, walking along with a shared bag of chips. A snog and chip-greasy fingers in her bra, then the walk home with your balls aching ~ come on BM, have you forgotten all that?
Do you have a time machine...? I thought not.... noooo:
In which case the home cinema experience is significantly better than going to the cinema. The picture is better, the sound is better, there are no chavs rustling sweetie papers, chatting and eating crisps with their mouths open...
Oh, and you can stop the film when you need a pee too! lol:
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noooo: noooo: That'll be movies already released and seen at the cinema would it or those released straight to DVD (Blue-ray or otherwise) that are deemed to dire to even merit a cinema release?
I haven't been to the cinema for years (the home cinema experience is significantly better) so I don't give a toss if they've been released in cinemas or not... cloud9:
Surely not a better experience than taking your girl to the flicks, going in when it was light and coming out into the darkness, walking along with a shared bag of chips. A snog and chip-greasy fingers in her bra, then the walk home with your balls aching ~ come on BM, have you forgotten all that?
Do you have a time machine...? I thought not.... noooo:
In which case the home cinema experience is significantly better than going to the cinema. The picture is better, the sound is better, there are no chavs rustling sweetie papers, chatting and eating crisps with their mouths open...
Oh, and you can stop the film when you need a pee too! lol:
I can see you are a lost cause. noooo:
Heigh Ho ~ we romantics will just have to get along without you then.
Of course it is better if you are that bothered about the picture quality, the sound reproduction etc and especially if you are one of those who likes to interject with comments to the annoyance of others that would get you a bunch o fives in the cinema but it is NOT a night out. It is watching DVDs at home and anyone can do that ~ there is nothing special in it, no romance, no "treat". Still good luck to you ~ prolly take about ten years to pay for the experience when compared to going to the cinema once a month but what the f*ck ~ if it floats your boat I wish you luck with it.
Me ~ I would rather take my family for a "treat" now and than sit them down at home with a DVD they have seen before.
To me, you see, it's like the difference between going to the freezer and making the kids an icecream cone or taking them down to the seaside and buying them a Mr Whippy.
Offered the choice between my hiring a DVD or taking them to the cinema (to see the same film) I know which they would opt for.
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noooo: noooo: That'll be movies already released and seen at the cinema would it or those released straight to DVD (Blue-ray or otherwise) that are deemed to dire to even merit a cinema release?
I haven't been to the cinema for years (the home cinema experience is significantly better) so I don't give a toss if they've been released in cinemas or not... cloud9:
Surely not a better experience than taking your girl to the flicks, going in when it was light and coming out into the darkness, walking along with a shared bag of chips. A snog and chip-greasy fingers in her bra, then the walk home with your balls aching ~ come on BM, have you forgotten all that?
Do you have a time machine...? I thought not.... noooo:
In which case the home cinema experience is significantly better than going to the cinema. The picture is better, the sound is better, there are no chavs rustling sweetie papers, chatting and eating crisps with their mouths open...
Oh, and you can stop the film when you need a pee too! lol:
I can see you are a lost cause. noooo:
Heigh Ho ~ we romantics will just have to get along without you then.
Of course it is better if you are that bothered about the picture quality, the sound reproduction etc and especially if you are one of those who likes to interject with comments to the annoyance of others that would get you a bunch o fives in the cinema but it is NOT a night out. It is watching DVDs at home and anyone can do that ~ there is nothing special in it, no romance, no "treat". Still good luck to you ~ prolly take about ten years to pay for the experience when compared to going to the cinema once a month but what the f*ck ~ if it floats your boat I wish you luck with it.
Me ~ I would rather take my family for a "treat" now and than sit them down at home with a DVD they have seen before.
To me, you see, it's like the difference between going to the freezer and making the kids an icecream cone or taking them down to the seaside and buying them a Mr Whippy.
Offered the choice between my hiring a DVD or taking them to the cinema (to see the same film) I know which they would opt for.
Perhaps you are the lost cause Snoopy! lol:
You see, there is a world of difference between 'hiring a DVD' and watching it on your old telly and a true home cinema experience. If you haven't actually seen the technology in action I can see why you can't appreciate the benefits of it. noooo:
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noooo: noooo: That'll be movies already released and seen at the cinema would it or those released straight to DVD (Blue-ray or otherwise) that are deemed to dire to even merit a cinema release?
I haven't been to the cinema for years (the home cinema experience is significantly better) so I don't give a toss if they've been released in cinemas or not... cloud9:
Surely not a better experience than taking your girl to the flicks, going in when it was light and coming out into the darkness, walking along with a shared bag of chips. A snog and chip-greasy fingers in her bra, then the walk home with your balls aching ~ come on BM, have you forgotten all that?
Do you have a time machine...? I thought not.... noooo:
In which case the home cinema experience is significantly better than going to the cinema. The picture is better, the sound is better, there are no chavs rustling sweetie papers, chatting and eating crisps with their mouths open...
Oh, and you can stop the film when you need a pee too! lol:
I can see you are a lost cause. noooo:
Heigh Ho ~ we romantics will just have to get along without you then.
Of course it is better if you are that bothered about the picture quality, the sound reproduction etc and especially if you are one of those who likes to interject with comments to the annoyance of others that would get you a bunch o fives in the cinema but it is NOT a night out. It is watching DVDs at home and anyone can do that ~ there is nothing special in it, no romance, no "treat". Still good luck to you ~ prolly take about ten years to pay for the experience when compared to going to the cinema once a month but what the f*ck ~ if it floats your boat I wish you luck with it.
Me ~ I would rather take my family for a "treat" now and than sit them down at home with a DVD they have seen before.
To me, you see, it's like the difference between going to the freezer and making the kids an icecream cone or taking them down to the seaside and buying them a Mr Whippy.
Offered the choice between my hiring a DVD or taking them to the cinema (to see the same film) I know which they would opt for.
Perhaps you are the lost cause Snoopy! lol:
You see, there is a world of difference between 'hiring a DVD' and watching it on your old telly and a true home cinema experience. If you haven't actually seen the technology in action I can see why you can't appreciate the benefits of it. noooo:
We shall have to agree to differ ~ but don't assume I have not seen a "Home Cinema" ~ that is presumptuous of you. I have and very good it is BUT
The fact is I like to see Clint Eastwood oozing menace on a forty foot high screen. I don't get the same buzz from a 48inch Plasma screen no matter how good the picture quality is. Going out with the kids is a treat for all of us. Staying at home to watch the same movie is not ~ even if they do notice that they are listening to a set of woofers and tweeters second to none (which they won't).
You are comparing apples with pears. "Home Cinema" or large room with Surround Sound, an uprated video player & projector displaying the movie on a screen or even onto the wall is not like a Cinema and that's that.
Shall we drop it now?
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noooo: noooo: That'll be movies already released and seen at the cinema would it or those released straight to DVD (Blue-ray or otherwise) that are deemed to dire to even merit a cinema release?
I haven't been to the cinema for years (the home cinema experience is significantly better) so I don't give a toss if they've been released in cinemas or not... cloud9:
Surely not a better experience than taking your girl to the flicks, going in when it was light and coming out into the darkness, walking along with a shared bag of chips. A snog and chip-greasy fingers in her bra, then the walk home with your balls aching ~ come on BM, have you forgotten all that?
Do you have a time machine...? I thought not.... noooo:
In which case the home cinema experience is significantly better than going to the cinema. The picture is better, the sound is better, there are no chavs rustling sweetie papers, chatting and eating crisps with their mouths open...
Oh, and you can stop the film when you need a pee too! lol:
I can see you are a lost cause. noooo:
Heigh Ho ~ we romantics will just have to get along without you then.
Of course it is better if you are that bothered about the picture quality, the sound reproduction etc and especially if you are one of those who likes to interject with comments to the annoyance of others that would get you a bunch o fives in the cinema but it is NOT a night out. It is watching DVDs at home and anyone can do that ~ there is nothing special in it, no romance, no "treat". Still good luck to you ~ prolly take about ten years to pay for the experience when compared to going to the cinema once a month but what the f*ck ~ if it floats your boat I wish you luck with it.
Me ~ I would rather take my family for a "treat" now and than sit them down at home with a DVD they have seen before.
To me, you see, it's like the difference between going to the freezer and making the kids an icecream cone or taking them down to the seaside and buying them a Mr Whippy.
Offered the choice between my hiring a DVD or taking them to the cinema (to see the same film) I know which they would opt for.
Perhaps you are the lost cause Snoopy! lol:
You see, there is a world of difference between 'hiring a DVD' and watching it on your old telly and a true home cinema experience. If you haven't actually seen the technology in action I can see why you can't appreciate the benefits of it. noooo:
We shall have to agree to differ ~ but don't assume I have not seen a "Home Cinema" ~ that is presumptuous of you. I have and very good it is BUT
The fact is I like to see Clint Eastwood oozing menace on a forty foot high screen. I don't get the same buzz from a 48inch Plasma screen no matter how good the picture quality is. Going out with the kids is a treat for all of us. Staying at home to watch the same movie is not ~ even if they do notice that they are listening to a set of woofers and tweeters second to none (which they won't).
You are comparing apples with pears. "Home Cinema" or large room with Surround Sound, an uprated video player & projector displaying the movie on a screen or even onto the wall is not like a Cinema and that's that.
Shall we drop it now?
You refuse to believe that any opinion other than your own has any value so there is little point wasting keyboard time on it.
Lets agree to differ as you say.
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The cinema is a cupboard. He just wants to have Miss D sitting on his knee, like noooo:
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I agree wholeheartedly with you Snoops.
The man's a techno freak. ;)
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noooo: noooo: That'll be movies already released and seen at the cinema would it or those released straight to DVD (Blue-ray or otherwise) that are deemed to dire to even merit a cinema release?
I haven't been to the cinema for years (the home cinema experience is significantly better) so I don't give a toss if they've been released in cinemas or not... cloud9:
Surely not a better experience than taking your girl to the flicks, going in when it was light and coming out into the darkness, walking along with a shared bag of chips. A snog and chip-greasy fingers in her bra, then the walk home with your balls aching ~ come on BM, have you forgotten all that?
Do you have a time machine...? I thought not.... noooo:
In which case the home cinema experience is significantly better than going to the cinema. The picture is better, the sound is better, there are no chavs rustling sweetie papers, chatting and eating crisps with their mouths open...
Oh, and you can stop the film when you need a pee too! lol:
I can see you are a lost cause. noooo:
Heigh Ho ~ we romantics will just have to get along without you then.
Of course it is better if you are that bothered about the picture quality, the sound reproduction etc and especially if you are one of those who likes to interject with comments to the annoyance of others that would get you a bunch o fives in the cinema but it is NOT a night out. It is watching DVDs at home and anyone can do that ~ there is nothing special in it, no romance, no "treat". Still good luck to you ~ prolly take about ten years to pay for the experience when compared to going to the cinema once a month but what the f*ck ~ if it floats your boat I wish you luck with it.
Me ~ I would rather take my family for a "treat" now and than sit them down at home with a DVD they have seen before.
To me, you see, it's like the difference between going to the freezer and making the kids an icecream cone or taking them down to the seaside and buying them a Mr Whippy.
Offered the choice between my hiring a DVD or taking them to the cinema (to see the same film) I know which they would opt for.
Perhaps you are the lost cause Snoopy! lol:
You see, there is a world of difference between 'hiring a DVD' and watching it on your old telly and a true home cinema experience. If you haven't actually seen the technology in action I can see why you can't appreciate the benefits of it. noooo:
We shall have to agree to differ ~ but don't assume I have not seen a "Home Cinema" ~ that is presumptuous of you. I have and very good it is BUT
The fact is I like to see Clint Eastwood oozing menace on a forty foot high screen. I don't get the same buzz from a 48inch Plasma screen no matter how good the picture quality is. Going out with the kids is a treat for all of us. Staying at home to watch the same movie is not ~ even if they do notice that they are listening to a set of woofers and tweeters second to none (which they won't).
You are comparing apples with pears. "Home Cinema" or large room with Surround Sound, an uprated video player & projector displaying the movie on a screen or even onto the wall is not like a Cinema and that's that.
Shall we drop it now?
You refuse to believe that any opinion other than your own has any value so there is little point wasting keyboard time on it.
Lets agree to differ as you say.
That's a bit Pot calling the Kettle black isn't it? I am simply saying they are two different mediums and I prefer the bigger screen version. Am I not entitled to that opinion or are you just looking to defend your own opinion by saying that mine has to be wrong because it isn't yours?
Tell you what I'll stop mentioning it if you will.
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I could mention rugs! angel1
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Good plan lol:
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RUGS!
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I knew you would do that point:
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It's the logical consequence angel1
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Thank you Mr Spock
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noooo: noooo: That'll be movies already released and seen at the cinema would it or those released straight to DVD (Blue-ray or otherwise) that are deemed to dire to even merit a cinema release?
I haven't been to the cinema for years (the home cinema experience is significantly better) so I don't give a toss if they've been released in cinemas or not... cloud9:
Surely not a better experience than taking your girl to the flicks, going in when it was light and coming out into the darkness, walking along with a shared bag of chips. A snog and chip-greasy fingers in her bra, then the walk home with your balls aching ~ come on BM, have you forgotten all that?
Do you have a time machine...? I thought not.... noooo:
In which case the home cinema experience is significantly better than going to the cinema. The picture is better, the sound is better, there are no chavs rustling sweetie papers, chatting and eating crisps with their mouths open...
Oh, and you can stop the film when you need a pee too! lol:
I can see you are a lost cause. noooo:
Heigh Ho ~ we romantics will just have to get along without you then.
Of course it is better if you are that bothered about the picture quality, the sound reproduction etc and especially if you are one of those who likes to interject with comments to the annoyance of others that would get you a bunch o fives in the cinema but it is NOT a night out. It is watching DVDs at home and anyone can do that ~ there is nothing special in it, no romance, no "treat". Still good luck to you ~ prolly take about ten years to pay for the experience when compared to going to the cinema once a month but what the f*ck ~ if it floats your boat I wish you luck with it.
Me ~ I would rather take my family for a "treat" now and than sit them down at home with a DVD they have seen before.
To me, you see, it's like the difference between going to the freezer and making the kids an icecream cone or taking them down to the seaside and buying them a Mr Whippy.
Offered the choice between my hiring a DVD or taking them to the cinema (to see the same film) I know which they would opt for.
Perhaps you are the lost cause Snoopy! lol:
You see, there is a world of difference between 'hiring a DVD' and watching it on your old telly and a true home cinema experience. If you haven't actually seen the technology in action I can see why you can't appreciate the benefits of it. noooo:
We shall have to agree to differ ~ but don't assume I have not seen a "Home Cinema" ~ that is presumptuous of you. I have and very good it is BUT
The fact is I like to see Clint Eastwood oozing menace on a forty foot high screen. I don't get the same buzz from a 48inch Plasma screen no matter how good the picture quality is. Going out with the kids is a treat for all of us. Staying at home to watch the same movie is not ~ even if they do notice that they are listening to a set of woofers and tweeters second to none (which they won't).
You are comparing apples with pears. "Home Cinema" or large room with Surround Sound, an uprated video player & projector displaying the movie on a screen or even onto the wall is not like a Cinema and that's that.
Shall we drop it now?
You refuse to believe that any opinion other than your own has any value so there is little point wasting keyboard time on it.
Lets agree to differ as you say.
That's a bit Pot calling the Kettle black isn't it? I am simply saying they are two different mediums and I prefer the bigger screen version. Am I not entitled to that opinion or are you just looking to defend your own opinion by saying that mine has to be wrong because it isn't yours?
Tell you what I'll stop mentioning it if you will.
Not at all... You stated as fact: -
You are comparing apples with pears. "Home Cinema" or large room with Surround Sound, an uprated video player & projector displaying the movie on a screen or even onto the wall is not like a Cinema and that's that.
Leaving no room for discussion or any contrary opinion. Yet you haven't seen or heard my cinema and have no idea how it compares to your local multiplex...
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You have a forty foot high screen?
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Where is that Wooden Spoon pic when you need it?
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Have a selection
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All yours? eeek:
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Nah ~ I only need one. Those came from Google.
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You have a forty foot high screen?
No... noooo:
But then I don't sit thirty meters away from it...
A 3m screen (like wot I have) from 3m away (like where I sit) has the same huge screen effect...
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If you wear special glasses noooo:
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You have a forty foot high screen?
No... noooo:
But then I don't sit thirty meters away from it...
A 3m screen (like wot I have) from 3m away (like where I sit) has the same huge screen effect...
It is clear that you have not sat in a "multi plex" for many years. I have yet to sit 30 metres (300 + feet) from the screen or anything like it. As I said we are comparing apples with pears here.
I am sure you feel honestly believe that your "Home Cinema" is the best way to watch movies. I accept that I have not seen your version of a "Home Cinema" but I have seen others and, as I said, very good they are too. I seldom watch TV or videos for that matter but I do occasionally take the kids to the cinema. I find, as I always have, that it is a pleasing experience and well worth the admission. Whether I would want to spend £thousands trying to recreate the same experience at home when part of my pleasure comes from the "going out for a treat" aspect is what I doubt.
I confess that I have taken the p*ss because you never stop mentioning your "Home Cinema" in one form or another but I am deadly serious when I say that in my opinion such a room at home would never replace the pleasure I get out of a trip to the cinema.
You have the right to spend your money how you wish and I am sure you would concede that I have the right to spend mine in the way I prefer.
Now I have offered to drop the subject several times and with Nick's assistance have tried to but you keep coming back to it. Can you not accept that your opinion is not necessarily the right one for everyone else and let it drop? Frankly I am sick of the bloody "home cinema" and would rather talk about something else ~ as I have been trying to do.
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Can I mention RUGS now? angel1
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You can try that again if you think it would help. I seem to be embroiled in an argument that I did not want just because I doubted that I would enjoy someone else's idea of pleasure. Perhaps I should nip round to the Hospital and check out the rugs so that I might pass an opinion.
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You have a forty foot high screen?
No... noooo:
But then I don't sit thirty meters away from it...
A 3m screen (like wot I have) from 3m away (like where I sit) has the same huge screen effect...
It is clear that you have not sat in a "multi plex" for many years. I have yet to sit 30 metres (300 + feet) from the screen or anything like it. As I said we are comparing apples with pears here.
I am sure you feel honestly believe that your "Home Cinema" is the best way to watch movies. I accept that I have not seen your version of a "Home Cinema" but I have seen others and, as I said, very good they are too. I seldom watch TV or videos for that matter but I do occasionally take the kids to the cinema. I find, as I always have, that it is a pleasing experience and well worth the admission. Whether I would want to spend £thousands trying to recreate the same experience at home when part of my pleasure comes from the "going out for a treat" aspect is what I doubt.
I confess that I have taken the p*ss because you never stop mentioning your "Home Cinema" in one form or another but I am deadly serious when I say that in my opinion such a room at home would never replace the pleasure I get out of a trip to the cinema.
You have the right to spend your money how you wish and I am sure you would concede that I have the right to spend mine in the way I prefer.
Now I have offered to drop the subject several times and with Nick's assistance have tried to but you keep coming back to it. Can you not accept that your opinion is not necessarily the right one for everyone else and let it drop? Frankly I am sick of the bloody "home cinema" and would rather talk about something else ~ as I have been trying to do.
I'm sorry if I bore you by going on about my home cinema all the time... you seem offended by my shower posts too which is quite frankly why I have stopped updating it... noooo:
Perhaps the best solution is to ignore any threads to which I have contributed... ::)
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No, No, I am fascinated by your shower saga. I confess that I was and still am at a loss to understand why you decided to do it after you had decorated as I personally (as I recall I did at the time) would have done all the installation work, which was bound to be messy, dust everywhere etc. before I redcorated but that was my only question about it. Since being told that such an opinion was "Talking a load of old bollocks" I haven't mentioned it until today. Do update us on progress. Popcorn:
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So what shall I pack then whistle:
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About a third of what you would like to take should just about creep under the allowance. lol:
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Very true ...but a girl needs options....you need to understand this basic concept. I know I have tried to explain before but I will not give up. It is my mission lol:
Can you imagine the absolute horror and loss of reputation if I had to wear the same thing twice eeek: eeek: eeek:
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14 bikinis
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Very true ...but a girl needs options....you need to understand this basic concept. I know I have tried to explain before but I will not give up. It is my mission lol:
Can you imagine the absolute horror and loss of reputation if I had to wear the same thing twice eeek: eeek: eeek:
I know all about that Miss D ~ been married twice BUT the airlines do have limits on how much you may take.
Both wives have been devotees of:
http://www.orvis.co.uk/store/shopbystyle.aspx?pageType=GROUP&dir_id=6337&group_id=6339&shop_id=7638
For travelwear when flying ~ any excuse to hit the my plastic.
There is also a shop near Euston Station that specialises in Travel wear ~ the non crease variety. Can't remember the name of it Sorry
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Very true ...but a girl needs options....you need to understand this basic concept. I know I have tried to explain before but I will not give up. It is my mission lol:
Can you imagine the absolute horror and loss of reputation if I had to wear the same thing twice eeek: eeek: eeek:
But I thought that as a woman you'd be jumping at the chance to go clothes shopping with LL while you are over there. After all, how much damage could the pair of you do to Baldy's credit card.... whistle:
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There is no direct relationship between how much you pack and how many shopping trips are planned. You cannot factor in the unknown therefore you have to take stuff 'just in case' lol:
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True Miss D, there seems to be a specific link to the time of the month...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7971578.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7971578.stm)
eeek:
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What bollocks - every day is a hormonal day and can justify shopping 8)
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What bollocks - every day is a hormonal day and can justify shopping
scared2:
BM, make a bunker!! (if you can, of course) point:
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On the subject of what to wear on holiday ~ the Cousin mentioned elsewhere is Mancunian. On a visit to us last year the THW admired the "mules" said cousin was wearing (I should add that cousin is older than me by 10 months). Mancunian Cousin replied to the compliment thus: "Eeeee, these are me second best evening holiday flip flops" and looked puzzled when we all fell about laughing. How the f*ck she manages to persuade any airline that she really needs two pairs of "evening flip flops" as well as the day wear ones plus several other pairs of shoes "just in case like", together with at least three changes of clothes for each day (Morning, afternoon and evening) we couldn't work out until I had a word with her long suffering husband who admitted under interogation (water-boarding was not needed) that he takes two drip dry shirts, a change of underwear and a "crease resistant" linen suit that he wears to travel in. Shirt and undies are washed every night in the hotal bathroom. Every other bit of their allowance is used by "Madam". In other words his luggage is either on his back or in a Sainsbury carrier bag.
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Seems fair, reasonable and sensible to me lol:
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Thought it might ::)
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14 cans of beans and 56 sausages
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Bear in mind you don't want to overload the chauffered limo that Baldy is sending:
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whistle:
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Ok .....1 week to go .....now I can finally concentrate on what I need to pack....and go shopping of course to buy the things I need to pack. Can't be wearing old stuff noooo:
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Ok .....1 week to go .....now I can finally concentrate on what I need to pack....and go shopping of course to buy the things I need to pack. Can't be wearing old stuff noooo:
Excellent!
Don't pack much - it will be scorchio (24) next week...
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Does that have the usual Barman's guarantee rubschin:
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14 bikinis
1 axe
Pointy stick
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What is the pointy stick for ????
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Fending off goats I'd guess. (Especially the old silver-haired variety)
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Precisely!
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Fending off goats I'd guess. (Especially the old silver-haired variety)
I am sure Landlady has all of her animals well under control 8)
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evil:
LL has decreed that the shower shall be finished in time for your arrival...
What time is your flight...? rubschin:
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I am going to be getting the donkey cab aren't I noooo:
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Cab? rubschin:
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Cab? rubschin:
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Pafos airport shuttle! lol:
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I won't wear heels then - it may be a long walk noooo:
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I won't wear heels then - it may be a long walk noooo:
No heels? eeek:
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Nope - I will wear my best Clark's practical victorian school teacher schools - steel toe capped of course whistle:
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Nope - I will wear my best Clark's practical victorian school teacher schools - steel toe capped of course whistle:
sad24:
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Sorry I forgot - they will be wide fitting ones of course eveilgrin:
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Sorry I forgot - they will be wide fitting ones of course eveilgrin:
noooo:
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Miss D after her morning swim
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Miss D after her morning swim
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Do we have to install a bathing machine then...? noooo:
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Yes. IKEA flatpack
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Miss D... pop to Ikea at the weekend could you...? whistle:
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Do you need more meatballs noooo:
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shutup:
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Finally cloud9:
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Wot he didn't say
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Cowards lol:
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Miss D's outfit for the holiday:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjSjB-3xPVM
Plus an EARWORM!
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Plus an EARWORM!
evil: evil: evil: evil: evil:
My day wasn't too bad until then.
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ok ...I am just off to pack.....
I am being indecisive about what to take so I could be some time noooo:
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ok ...I am just off to pack.....
I am being indecisive about what to take so I could be some time noooo:
Bikini, sunglasses & umbrella...
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You are so helpful lol:
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Galoshes, rain hat, umbrella, travel scrabble, winter woolies, ... whistle:
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lol:
Yep all those ..plus sunny clothes just in case ...
Job done now ...time to relax cloud9:
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lol:
Yep all those ..plus sunny clothes just in case ...
Job done now ...time to relax cloud9:
noooo: It's when you relax that everything thatcould go pear shaped does go pear shaped...I'd stay on your guard if I were you...
Recent research has revealed that several large glasses of wine concentrate the mind.
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I had several glasses yesterday and then several more.... redface:
I thought today I would be better without any as I have to get up at dark o'clock and that is never easy cry:
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noooo: That's not good opt for the choclick option then...
Recent research has shown that copious glasses of wine necessitate getting up at dark o'clock...
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lol:
Yep all those ..plus sunny clothes just in case ...
Job done now ...time to relax cloud9:
How big is the case...? I have to think of my back like.... noooo:
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Technology has moved on since your day BM - apparently there is marvellous invention called wheels which some cases now have attached whistle:
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Technology has moved on since your day BM - apparently there is marvellous invention called wheels which some cases now have attached whistle:
There is also this new fangled wheeled thingy... a motor vehicle I believe, failing that whilst in Cyprus hire a donkey.
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Technology has moved on since your day BM - apparently there is marvellous invention called wheels which some cases now have attached whistle:
You still have to pull the bloody thing... evil:
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You've started whinging before I've even got there noooo:
I'll pull me own bloody suitcase thanks -
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lol:
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You've started whinging before I've even got there noooo:
I'll pull me own bloody suitcase thanks -
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lol:
eeek:
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That was MissD getting the next round in yesterday whilst I went for a quick Jimmy eyes:
you should have seen what she devoured for lunch eeek: A whole family of chicken eeek:
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That was MissD getting the next round in yesterday whilst I went for a quick Jimmy eyes:
you should have seen what she devoured for lunch eeek: A whole family of chicken eeek:
eeek:
She looks barely... um, female.... noooo:
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Galoshes, rain hat, umbrella, travel scrabble, winter woolies, ... whistle:
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That was MissD getting the next round in yesterday whilst I went for a quick Jimmy eyes:
you should have seen what she devoured for lunch eeek: A whole family of chicken eeek:
happy001 happy001 happy001
My trainer says that protein is good for me lol:
Did have an awful lot to eat though redface: - in mitigation it was served to me - It would have been rude and discourteous not to eat as much as I could 8)
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Galoshes, rain hat, umbrella, travel scrabble, winter woolies, ... whistle:
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scared:
eeek:
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She looks barely... um, female.... noooo:
Rest assured Miss D is exquisitely female ;D cloud9:
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Galoshes, rain hat, umbrella, travel scrabble, winter woolies, ... whistle:
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scared:
Was she testing your new patio out by any chance whistle:
That's not me ....her feet are too big evil:
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Technology has moved on since your day BM - apparently there is marvellous invention called wheels which some cases now have attached whistle:
There is also this new fangled wheeled thingy... a motor vehicle I believe, failing that whilst in Cyprus hire a donkey.
That one extra bikini tipped the balance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_egYxzU-6Cs
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She looks barely... um, female.... noooo:
Rest assured Miss D is exquisitely female ;D cloud9:
Especially after several glasses of collapso noooo:
Thanks though redface:
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Will this holiday never start?
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I will be quiet from tomorrow shutup:
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Yes, of course ... char048
happy001 happy001
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Wot he said
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I will be quiet from tomorrow shutup:
Only because you will be tied up in a cellar somewhere in Cyprus, this might just be the time to send coordinates of your destination to the outside world, we can start the tunnel by Tuesday at the latest. ;)
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I will be quiet from tomorrow shutup:
Don't like to speak with your mouth full eh...? whistle:
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Has she got there yet? scared2:
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We may never know. noooo:
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I wonder what she will pack this time...? whistle:
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For Egypt? ~ Rather depends if she is going to be Wilson, Keppel or Betty I should think. whistle:
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Egypt eeek:
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Egypt - July (family holiday )
Cyprus ( Sept - Miss D Holiday - and longer this time cloud9: )
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Life is just one long
piss-up bundle of fun for some people.
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And why not...... lol:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL8ruJ0kEB4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL8ruJ0kEB4)
What can possibly go wrong?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL8ruJ0kEB4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL8ruJ0kEB4)
What can possibly go wrong?
etc. ::)
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And why not...... lol:
There are many good reasons for drinking
And one just entered my head
If you can't have a drink whilst you're living
How the hell can you drink when you're dead? whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle:
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It's not all drinking you know lol:
Some of it is really hard work like lying by the pool whistle:
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Steady Girl ~ it's supposed to be a holiday.
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Sorry - don't want to burn myself out now whistle:
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It's not all drinking you know lol:
Some of it is really hard work like lying by the pool in my new bikini whistle:
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I see the obsession has not been treated yet noooo:
When is your birthday rubschin:
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Oooh, a treat! cloud9:
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I have packed and now need to decide what I don't need so I can actually close my case rubschin:
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Give us a list of exactly what you have packed and we shall be able to advise
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If I did that you would give me the usual abuse about women taking too much stuff redface: redface: redface:
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But you are taking too much stuff. You said so yerself ::)
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yes - but you don't know how much constitutes too much
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So much that you can't close yer suitcase?
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If I did that you would give me the usual abuse about women taking too much stuff redface: redface: redface:
But but you have to cover all eventualities including the freak snow storm
Actually when we go down to Devon I even have to pack for any freak sunshine !!!
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The airline will lose her luggage anyway. Guaranteed
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The airline will lose her luggage anyway. Guaranteed
In the crash like...? rubschin:
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No at the airport, so that ironically the luggage will be the only stuff to survive the crash. Let's hope there is nothing embarrassing in it noooo:
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You best wishes are all welcome evil:
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You best wishes are all welcome evil:
Have you finished packing yet then like...? whistle:
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No. She's had to start all over again noooo:
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You have my best wishes. Do enjoy your holiday.
As a taster like:
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This is the pool of the hotel I staying at in Luxor last year. Looking across the Nile to Valley of the Kings.
cloud9:
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No. She's had to start all over again noooo:
No... she just sent me this picture to prove she had finished...
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No. She's had to start all over again noooo:
No I'm done - just need to go and buy some sweeties to put in suitcase and then that should be it rubschin:
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You have my best wishes. Do enjoy your holiday.
As a taster like:
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This is the pool of the hotel I staying at in Luxor last year. Looking across the Nile to Valley of the Kings.
cloud9:
It was, I admit, rather spoilt by the family of crocodiles who lived in it
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You have my best wishes. Do enjoy your holiday.
As a taster like:
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This is the pool of the hotel I staying at in Luxor last year. Looking across the Nile to Valley of the Kings.
cloud9:
Would that be one of those infintitty pools?
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Indeedy do!
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I wonder if she has managed to shut her suitcase yet.
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I've just got my suitcases down from the loft.
Now, what was the combination of the lock?
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666
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I wonder if she has managed to shut her suitcase yet.
She was in here first thing... all pleased with herself, packed and ready to go like...
In fact, she was just off to the spray-on-tan place... what could go wrong...? whistle:
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Allergic reaction?
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Allergic reaction?
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whistle:
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She will prolly have to get a job with Easyjet noooo:
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She will prolly have to get a job with Easyjet noooo:
Or Tango
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She will prolly have to get a job with Easyjet noooo:
Or Tango
Or... rubschin:
No, EasyJet or Tango... that's about it... noooo:
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She will prolly have to get a job with Easyjet noooo:
Or Tango
Or... rubschin:
No, EasyJet or Tango... that's about it... noooo:
Or Kia Ora (for those old enough to remember the adverts at the Cinema)
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She will prolly have to get a job with Easyjet noooo:
Or Tango
Or... rubschin:
No, EasyJet or Tango... that's about it... noooo:
Or Kia Ora (for those old enough to remember the adverts at the Cinema)
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Followed by "After the film, why not visit the" ...change voice to goodness gracious ..." Taj Mahal restaurant for finest Indian cuisine"
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Why does she want a fake tan anyoo? She is off to sunny Egypt rubschin:
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Why does she want a fake tan anyoo? She is off to sunny Egypt rubschin:
It was a burfday pressy like... noooo:
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She will prolly have to get a job with Easyjet noooo:
Or Tango
Or... rubschin:
No, EasyJet or Tango... that's about it... noooo:
Or Kia Ora (for those old enough to remember the adverts at the Cinema)
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Followed by "After the film, why not visit the" ...change voice to goodness gracious ..." Taj Mahal restaurant for finest Indian cuisine"
lol: lol: lol:
Followed by four hours of incomprehensible Pearl & Dean adverts... noooo:
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Why does she want a fake tan anyoo? She is off to sunny Egypt rubschin:
It was a burfday pressy like... noooo:
Someone gave her some creosote? That was meant for her fence noooo:
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Why does she want a fake tan anyoo? She is off to sunny Egypt rubschin:
It was a burfday pressy like... noooo:
Someone gave her some creosote? That was meant for her fence noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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Well at least she won't go off in the heat
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I am lovely and brown already like - cloud9:
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I am lovely and brown already like - cloud9:
Can't you wash the spray stuff off then...? rubschin:
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She has gone like... sad24:
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Prolly been taken ill noooo:
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Prolly been taken ill noooo:
..or hostage
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Who'd stump up the ransom? shrugs:
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I can manage a quid.
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I can manage a squid.
rubschin:
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I can manage a squid.
rubschin:
If it get flu we could make it sick squid. whistle:
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I can manage a squid.
rubschin:
If it get flu we could make it sick squid. whistle:
Proof positive that the old ones are not always the best ::)
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I can manage a squid.
rubschin:
If it get flu we could make it sick squid. whistle:
Proof positive that the old ones are not always the best ::)
lol: lol: lol:
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I can manage a squid.
rubschin:
If it get flu we could make it sick squid. whistle:
Proof positive that the old ones are not always the best ::)
Again you are hitting the nail on my head old bean.
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She's back scared2:
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The ransom took a bit of time coming through boys noooo:
I'm afraid to say we are all well - sorry whistle:
The Brat and her best friend are having their first holiday romances sick2: - trust me I am doing my best to embarass them both highly lol:
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The ransom took a bit of time coming through boys noooo:
I'm afraid to say we are all well - sorry whistle:
The Brat and her best friend are having their first holiday romances sick2: - trust me I am doing my best to embarass them both highly lol:
Good girl, that's the spirit.
Glad all is going well and hope sand isn't in everything.
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The ransom took a bit of time coming through boys noooo:
I'm afraid to say we are all well - sorry whistle:
The Brat and her best friend are having their first holiday romances sick2: - trust me I am doing my best to embarass them both highly lol:
I imagine Mort's kids are hard at it too noooo:
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The ransom took a bit of time coming through boys noooo:
I'm afraid to say we are all well - sorry whistle:
The Brat and her best friend are having their first holiday romances sick2: - trust me I am doing my best to embarass them both highly lol:
I imagine Mort's kids are hard at it too noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
welcome back Miss D - oh she's bloody gone again! evil:
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Seized by a crocodile perhaps. Poor croc noooo:
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Seized by a crocodile perhaps. Poor croc noooo:
At least she got further than the North terminal... noooo:
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And she can make herself a new handbag happy088
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And she can make herself a new handbag happy088
With matching shoes... eyes:
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And she can make herself a new handbag happy088
With matching shoes... eyes:
Cuffs and collar
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Scaly collar and cuff, now that's just bad and wrong. Treatable though.
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Scaly collar and cuff, now that's just bad and wrong. Treatable though.
Only if you're snappy.
redface:
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Groan noooo:
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Groan noooo:
You're a fine one to bark.
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Indeed I am Bach
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STOP IT
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Shrugs: What?
Haven't you got hoovering and demolishing dusting to do?
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My pie is cooking. Mushrooms defeated. More washing on. Dyson returned. Evidence concealed.
Wine o'clock cloud9:
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Indeed it is. cloud9:
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Indeed it is. cloud9:
Been beer o'clock for [hic] hours... cloud9:
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four hours? Is that like fork handles?
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He's pissed noooo:
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No I'm not... cussing:
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noooo:
char048 char048
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I'm bleddy not! cussing:
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Nearly a week done cry: cry: cry:
It is in the mid forties today and basking hot..... just like every other day cloud9:
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but I have been having a brilliant time - have been to Luxor (exhausting day trip) , diving snorkelling in red sea ( boat followed by loads of dolphins - ahhhh bless ) , lounging by pool rather a lot redface:, day at an Egyptian health retreat ( massages , scrubs and the works ;) ) - tis indeed a hard life whistle:
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Whale sighted in Red Sea
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cry: cry: cry:
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Whale sighted in Red Sea: Japanese trawlers rush to area
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cry: cry: cry:
Take no notice of him Miss D he is in very deep shit with Mrs Nick. noooo:
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A day at an Egyptian health retreat ( massages , scrubs and the works ;) )
"The works" you say? rubschin:
They do think of everything out there.
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I'm thinking 'colonic irrigation' Pharo style. scared2:
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Sand instead of coffee?
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I'd have thought so, can you imagine how clean and shiny her colon is going to be following a good 'sandblast' eeek:
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I'd have thought so, can you imagine how clean and shiny her colon is going to be following a good 'sandblast' eeek:
Strangely, it is something I had studiously avoided thinking about. noooo:
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Rest assured - it was all external lol:
So 3 days left....where does the time go. Still having a great time - despite exhausting heat which requires you to not exert yourself too much whistle:
Went out star gazing in the desert the other night - a most splendid evening. Have two lap dogs that cannot do enough for me at the hotel .....I eeze very special ladeeeee....... I meeeze you when you go home ...... etc etc etc . They are both in their late twenties and I absolutely believe every word they say of course, my Mohammed couldn't possibly be insincere happy001 .
Still it serves to embarrass the Brat no end which is always a good thing.
So how is everybody ?????
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Cold! evil:
Even Wenchy has submitted to the Pork in Cider
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Scorchio... whistle:
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I wonder if they have mentioned the clown show yet?
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Hi Miss D. Glad to hear you are keeping the natives busy.
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eyes:
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No feckin clowns evil:
Though lots of funny costume wearing rubschin:
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Hi Miss D. Glad to hear you are keeping the natives busy.
lol:
They absolutely insist Snoops - you know me - I am not one to take advantage angel1
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Hi Miss D. Glad to hear you are keeping the natives busy.
lol:
They absolutely insist Snoops - you know me - I am not one to take advantage angel1
Of course not.
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I had a water pistol fight with the Pool Boy today - I won whistle:
I don't think I ever want to grow up noooo:
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He let you win noooo:
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I had a water pistol fight with the Pool Boy today - I won whistle:
I don't think I ever want to grow up noooo:
I haven't ;D
I may look old but inside I'm still 18
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Me too. Odd innit
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He let you win noooo:
I wonder why whistle: