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Title: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2009, 07:59:10 AM: Ask me a question, I send you a bill.

Charges are by the hour or part thereof.

Please, feel free to start happy088
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 24, 2009, 08:04:55 AM: How much do you charge ?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2009, 08:32:45 AM: £50 per hour or part thereof. It's the pub standard whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: tel on March 24, 2009, 09:36:49 AM: Quote from: Nick on March 24, 2009, 07:59:10 AM
Ask me a question, I send you a bill.

Charges are by the hour or part thereof.

Please, feel free to start happy088

What about the answer?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 09:40:54 AM: Quote from: Nick on March 24, 2009, 08:32:45 AM
£50 per hour or part thereof. It's the pub standard whistle:
Does that include VAT like...?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 24, 2009, 09:52:40 AM: Quote from: Nick on March 24, 2009, 07:59:10 AM
Ask me a question, I send you a bill.
Charges are by the hour or part thereof.
Please, feel free to start happy088

How can I avoid spend money on things I don't need lol: ???
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2009, 11:18:51 AM: Send me £50 and I will tell you angel1
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash for questions thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2009, 11:19:28 AM: Quote from: tel on March 24, 2009, 09:36:49 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 24, 2009, 07:59:10 AM
Ask me a question, I send you a bill.

Charges are by the hour or part thereof.

Please, feel free to start happy088

What about the answer?

I send you the bill first, like
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 24, 2009, 12:49:40 PM: How does this werk, like...

http://www.regiftable.com/regiftingrobinpopup.html

(actually, it's fairly easy...)
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 12:54:29 PM: Easy peasy... whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2009, 12:55:43 PM: Send me £50 and the answer is yours
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 12:56:33 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 24, 2009, 12:55:43 PM
Send me £50 and the answer is yours
I'll tell all for £45 like... whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 24, 2009, 12:59:52 PM: I know the answer...
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2009, 01:00:07 PM: When I first saw the title I through it said 'Mr Nick's Crash Consultancy'

For a moment I thought that Nick had finally found the job he was born to do. whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 01:05:51 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 24, 2009, 12:59:52 PM
I know the answer...
Me too... whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 24, 2009, 01:16:22 PM: I don't - never have and in all probablility never will cry:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 01:17:52 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 24, 2009, 01:16:22 PM
I don't - never have and in all probablility never will cry:
I'll tell you... if you like, like...? whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 24, 2009, 01:18:19 PM: Miss D - think "9"...
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 24, 2009, 01:24:36 PM: I can't open your link because my work fascist internet controllers won't let me evil:

Think "9" has several connotations in my screwed up head ...

think I'll just keep out of this until I know any better noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2009, 01:45:21 PM: Beware BM. He is trying to trick you with a discount noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2009, 02:04:38 PM: Anyhoo

Ask me a question, I send you a bill.

Charges are by the hour or part thereof.

Please, feel free to start
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 24, 2009, 02:15:15 PM: Does this cash dash have anything to do with your Council Tax bill? rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2009, 02:27:40 PM: NO, but send me £50 anyhoo for my answer angel1
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: GROWLER on March 24, 2009, 02:30:17 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 24, 2009, 02:27:40 PM
NO, but send me £50 anyhoo for my answer angel1

50 Lbs smack force is all you'll be getting from me chummy. evil:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2009, 02:31:48 PM: CAKE

Can we now stay on topic please? This is a serious thread angel1
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 02:46:14 PM: Nick has lost it... whacky115
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2009, 02:47:19 PM: How is the shower?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 02:49:39 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 24, 2009, 02:47:19 PM
How is the shower?
Still costing less that your rug... point:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Bar Wench on March 24, 2009, 02:59:14 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2009, 02:49:39 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 24, 2009, 02:47:19 PM
How is the shower?
Still costing less that your rug... point:

point:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2009, 02:59:44 PM: That?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 03:02:28 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 24, 2009, 02:59:44 PM
That?
Than then... ::)

Have you even got the rug rolled out yet...? whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2009, 03:04:45 PM: No, why?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 03:06:11 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 24, 2009, 03:04:45 PM
No, why?
Money wisely spent then... point:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Bar Wench on March 24, 2009, 03:07:09 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2009, 03:06:11 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 24, 2009, 03:04:45 PM
No, why?
Money wisely spent then... point:

But it's an heirloom! happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 03:08:39 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on March 24, 2009, 03:07:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2009, 03:06:11 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 24, 2009, 03:04:45 PM
No, why?
Money wisely spent then... point:

But it's an heirloom! happy001 happy001 happy001
Made out of camel hair on a loom perhaps... whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2009, 03:10:33 PM: evil:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Bar Wench on March 24, 2009, 03:12:09 PM: point:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 24, 2009, 03:14:10 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2009, 02:46:14 PM
Nick has lost it... whacky115

I would argue that he never had it.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2009, 03:16:04 PM: evil: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Anyhoo

Very cheap.

ASk me! (Cash up front)
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2009, 05:18:12 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 24, 2009, 01:18:19 PM
Miss D - think "9"...

9? It wouldnt be preceeded with a 41 perchance? whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 24, 2009, 06:18:10 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2009, 05:18:12 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 24, 2009, 01:18:19 PM
Miss D - think "9"...

9? It wouldnt be preceeded with a 41 perchance? whistle:

drumroll:

"My late wife, the minister for rugs in Lagos, has left. . . . . "
Title: Re: Mr Nick's cash consultancy thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2009, 06:27:02 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 24, 2009, 06:18:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2009, 05:18:12 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 24, 2009, 01:18:19 PM
Miss D - think "9"...

9? It wouldnt be preceeded with a 41 perchance? whistle:

drumroll:

"My late wife, the minister for rugs in Lagos, has left. . . . . "

Sssssh don't mention that one, do you wan't Nick to find out he is paying for the open bar at the weekend?