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Title: Physical memory dump
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 09:30:18 PM

My work laptop keeps  doing the blue screen thing with the physical memory dump  and I need to restart.

What causes this ???
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 09:30:52 PM
Technically, it is fucked.
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 09:31:37 PM
Gee thanks ......care to elaborate ?
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 20, 2009, 09:31:48 PM
The "Blue Screen of Death"

Not good news  noooo:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 09:32:31 PM
Re-install Windows or buy new laptop... or get a man that can in...  whistle:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 09:33:02 PM
Try a system restore....
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 09:34:21 PM
Wish I hadn't asked now  scared2:

I meant to be doing some work on it this weekend  noooo:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 20, 2009, 09:48:42 PM
It's your work laptop ~ let your IT bods sort it out.
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 09:51:20 PM
Will do Uncle M  - my only predicament is I need to do quite a bit of work before Monday and I can't use my home PC for that as it's not compatible.

But it has literally crashed every 10 minutes or so this evening - Maybe if it has a good nights sleep it will be better in the morning  noooo:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 20, 2009, 10:00:34 PM
Every ten minutes isn't good. You could try system restore from a earlier point.

Start -> My Computer ->  Control Panel -> Performance and Maintenance -> System Restore
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 10:22:55 PM
I can't do that Uncle M as it is a work laptop I am locked out of any administration rights  ::)

Thanks for the advice though - will see how it goes tomorrow.
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 04:14:27 AM
I said that...  evil:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: tel on March 21, 2009, 07:28:52 AM
Only use system restore as a a last resort, ie if you are totally desperate and nigh on suicidal.

Tis better to boot from recovery cd (high hopes of that being available) and recovering from there.
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2009, 08:55:05 AM
Only use system restore as a a last resort, ie if you are totally desperate and nigh on suicidal.

Tis better to boot from recovery cd (high hopes of that being available) and recovering from there.


Yeah ~ and who ever has a recovery CD? noooo:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 08:56:52 AM
Only use system restore as a a last resort, ie if you are totally desperate and nigh on suicidal.

Tis better to boot from recovery cd (high hopes of that being available) and recovering from there.


Yeah ~ and who ever has a recovery CD? noooo:
noooo:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2009, 09:00:55 AM
Only use system restore as a a last resort, ie if you are totally desperate and nigh on suicidal.
Tis better to boot from recovery cd (high hopes of that being available) and recovering from there.
Yeah ~ and who ever has a recovery CD? noooo:

Did you not find yours during your recent sort out  lol:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2009, 09:06:25 AM
Four laptops and two PCs in the house and not one came with a recovery disc. One PC keeps prompting me to "create" such a disc but rejects every attempt on the grounds that "The disc is too small" ~ OK geeks ~ answer that one.

Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: tel on March 21, 2009, 09:41:52 AM
Get a bigger disk.
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2009, 10:11:20 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 21, 2009, 10:34:00 AM
Get a bigger disk.

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 21, 2009, 10:36:23 AM
Also try taking the battery out, hold the "start" button for thirty seconds and then leave it five minutes before putting it back in. <<Serious>>>
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 10:37:42 AM
Also try taking the battery out, hold the "start" button for thirty seconds and then leave it five minutes before putting it back in. <<Serious>>>
rubschin:





Will that make the disk bigger then...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: GROWLER on March 21, 2009, 10:52:47 AM
Quill, Quink and parchment beckon.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: tel on March 21, 2009, 10:59:22 AM
Lapdogs are a pain.

Desktops are easier to look after.
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 21, 2009, 11:04:25 AM
Also try taking the battery out, hold the "start" button for thirty seconds and then leave it five minutes before putting it back in. <<Serious>>>
rubschin:





Will that make the disk bigger then...?  Shrugs:

It's not necessarily simply a RAM problem - we had a few laptops at work that did this and the old "battery out" bodge sometimes werked, like...and, no, I cannot explain why.
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2009, 04:45:12 PM
Lapdogs are a pain.

Desktops are easier to look after.

Less fun for dancing on though.
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 22, 2009, 09:38:02 AM
Is it still working?
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 09:42:06 AM
I haven't switched it on since...but I have to do this work today.

 Expect major loss of inner calm later  evil:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: tel on March 22, 2009, 11:32:17 AM
Tee hee.
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 11:42:32 AM
Ok - I have now been trying to use this decommissioned piece of space junk for the past 45 minutes. Been blue screened twice now  evil:

I don't think I am going to get very far today  noooo:

Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2009, 11:45:40 AM
Iz fooked mizzus ~ stop werk and preserve your inner karma
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 11:48:09 AM
Ok - I have now been trying to use this decommissioned piece of space junk for the past 45 minutes. Been blue screened twice now  evil:

I don't think I am going to get very far today  noooo:


Take the rest of the day off... you'll only lose something important at some point...  noooo:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 11:50:11 AM
Thanks boss  lol:

Could you write me a note for tomorrow to explain why I haven't done my homework please  scared2:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2009, 11:52:42 AM
No note needed ~ just take in the fooked machine and BLAME THEM for providing dodgy if not downright dangerous tools.
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 12:56:52 PM
It will be my fault somehow - it is always user error according to them  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Bar Wench on March 22, 2009, 01:16:27 PM
The battery thing sometimes works on Mr Wench's laptop too. So give that a go. Failing that defragmenting the disc seems to sort it out for another few months.
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: tel on March 23, 2009, 10:20:22 AM
And the word is?
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 10:28:21 AM
Well I managed to get both reports done and still be able to work at home today  angel1

Didn't do it on my work laptop though - bastard thing  evil:

I had some technical support and assistance from a certain bread maker on here to make my own pc compatible with historic versions of MS office and therefore could complete on my own puter.

Apparently I will be receiving an invoice though   lol:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 10:30:45 AM
Well I managed to get both reports done and still be able to work at home today  angel1

Didn't do it on my work laptop though - bastard thing  evil:

I had some technical support and assistance from a certain bread maker on here to make my own pc compatible with historic versions of MS office and therefore could complete on my own puter.

Apparently I will be receiving an invoice though   lol:
whistle:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: tel on March 23, 2009, 10:32:11 AM
Well I managed to get both reports done and still be able to work at home today  angel1

Didn't do it on my work laptop though - bastard thing  evil:

I had some technical support and assistance from a certain bread maker on here to make my own pc compatible with historic versions of MS office and therefore could complete on my own puter.

Apparently I will be receiving an invoice though   lol:

And lapdog is in dustbin?
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 10:39:22 AM
Lapdog is being used as a coaster at the moment  8)
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 23, 2009, 10:45:48 AM
Well I managed to get both reports done and still be able to work at home today  angel1

Didn't do it on my work laptop though - bastard thing  evil:

I had some technical support and assistance from a certain bread maker on here to make my own pc compatible with historic versions of MS office and therefore could complete on my own puter.

Apparently I will be receiving an invoice though   lol:

Watch out for the hourly charge or part thereof  ;)
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 10:48:43 AM
Well I managed to get both reports done and still be able to work at home today  angel1

Didn't do it on my work laptop though - bastard thing  evil:

I had some technical support and assistance from a certain bread maker on here to make my own pc compatible with historic versions of MS office and therefore could complete on my own puter.

Apparently I will be receiving an invoice though   lol:

Watch out for the hourly charge or part thereof  ;)

Wise words Uncle... in reality tho it was the small print relating to 'Triple time outside of normal working hours' and 'Weekend bonus payments' that she should have been paying attention to....  whistle:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: tel on March 23, 2009, 10:49:47 AM
You'll be paid in goats.
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 10:52:03 AM
Wise words Uncle... in reality tho it was the small print relating to 'Triple time outside of normal working hours' and 'Weekend bonus payments' that she should have been paying attention to....  whistle:

Triple time and frickin bonus payments - have you worked at RBS previously  rubschin:

You will receive my thanks and  be grateful !!!!
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 10:53:22 AM
Wise words Uncle... in reality tho it was the small print relating to 'Triple time outside of normal working hours' and 'Weekend bonus payments' that she should have been paying attention to....  whistle:

Triple time and frickin bonus payments - have you worked at RBS previously  rubschin:

You will receive my thanks and  be grateful !!!!
evil:

I knew I should have got the cash up front...  Banghead
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: tel on March 23, 2009, 10:55:04 AM
In the mean time is there not some method of reporting problem and having lapdog collected /despatched for fixing?

This is what I used to do with external users.
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2009, 10:58:15 AM
Wise words Uncle... in reality tho it was the small print relating to 'Triple time outside of normal working hours' and 'Weekend bonus payments' that she should have been paying attention to....  whistle:

Triple time and frickin bonus payments - have you worked at RBS previously  rubschin:

You will receive my thanks and  be grateful !!!!

You tooka chance asking Baldy to help you Miss D. A physical memory dump for BM involves taking the daily paper to the toilet after having a helping of his basil and honey bread.  whistle:

In the mean time is there not some method of reporting problem and having lapdog collected /despatched for fixing?

This is what I used to do with external users.

Grumpy's Law #47. Never expect a company or organisation to have that level of common sense and organisation.
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: tel on March 23, 2009, 11:11:45 AM
Re-building a lapdog takes an hour or two depending on it's condition.
Primary concern is usually to recover data, everyone say that it's all soo important and then it turns out to be their daughters GCSE coursework etc.

Mind you, I did get a bottle of booze for getting the coursework data back for one rep.  ;D
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 11:14:08 AM
In the mean time is there not some method of reporting problem and having lapdog collected /despatched for fixing?

This is what I used to do with external users.

 happy001

We have a new system where you don't actually speak to anyone directly. God Forbid  eeek:

You have to go onto the Intranet site and then raise a request for the IT dept to help you.

However this is now like an Amazon website - and you need to select what service you require , add this to your shopping basket, provide your cost codes and then submit. Of course all the menu's are pre- defined so anything that is outside the norm you have no chance of  finding - they certainly didn't have a selection for lapdog is fooked  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 11:18:41 AM
You took a chance asking Baldy to help you Miss D. A physical memory dump for BM involves taking the daily paper to the toilet after having a helping of his basil and honey bread.  whistle:

He was actually very helpful   redface:  - it's so unnatural to say nice things but that is my quota for the year used up now  noooo:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: tel on March 23, 2009, 11:19:03 AM
Bllody amateurs.

Tell them it's a Health & Safety risk and that it is becoming a stress problem.
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: tel on March 23, 2009, 11:19:48 AM
You took a chance asking Baldy to help you Miss D. A physical memory dump for BM involves taking the daily paper to the toilet after having a helping of his basil and honey bread.  whistle:

He was actually very helpful   redface:  - it's so unnatural to say nice things but that is my quota for the year used up now  noooo:


The tax year, that is?
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 11:20:31 AM
You took a chance asking Baldy to help you Miss D. A physical memory dump for BM involves taking the daily paper to the toilet after having a helping of his basil and honey bread.  whistle:

He was actually very helpful   redface:  - it's so unnatural to say nice things but that is my quota for the year used up now  noooo:


The tax year, that is?

Genius  happy088
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: tel on March 23, 2009, 11:44:03 AM
Companies that hide behind intranet services such as this, worry me, especially as I might be applying for jobs with them.

When Dell completely their service system it becam a nonsense, having to deal with people who were working from a flow chart list of questions and who probably had no technical knowledge, eventually (after  god knows how long) escalating the problem or just asking you to pack the unit up and it would be collected sometime.
Complete waste of time (mine that is) but it meant their service level targets were met.

I get rather wound up when some numpty talks down to me when I can tell them in 30 seconds what the problem is.  evil:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 11:59:02 AM
But that of course is not what you will be saying in  interviews   ;)

Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: tel on March 23, 2009, 12:01:17 PM
I did tell one company thet their set-up and operations were not very clever, but by then I did not want the job anyway.
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 23, 2009, 12:06:16 PM
Would now not be a good time to bore you about how a proper ITIL based operation would have avoided the stress they are putting you through?

I'm studying ITIL v3 at the moment, it's really...
















dull.
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 12:11:09 PM
Thanks for your really generous offer - if I understood it I would be even more impressed  lol: lol: lol:

However I'm sure you have much more important things to be getting on with  noooo:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: tel on March 23, 2009, 12:15:10 PM
I will look again at this ITIL mullarky, as he said, it's very boring.

I have checked my email and job sites, so now it's just a case of writing my little piece for the Jobcentre this afternoon.

Then I will return and have a Youngs.
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 12:16:40 PM
Easy does it now  lol:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: tel on March 23, 2009, 12:29:24 PM
I am recovering from the gym and a certain amount of forking in the garden yesterday.
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 12:34:25 PM
I am recovering from the gym and a certain amount of forking in the garden yesterday.

Hope it wasn't caught on camera by Google  eeek:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 12:55:16 PM
Miss D you have taught me a valuable lesson!  cloud9:

I had a customer with a broken system caused by a lightening strike - out of warranty so I quoted €400 for the likely replacement part (a satellite modem) and €100 for the service call.

Today he calls and wants to drop the part in to save the service call

Meet him in the village, collect the modem and put it on test - it is buggered, deceased, an ex-modem.

Send an e-mail to his Blackberry telling him is is fooked and the replacement is €400 and he calls me straight back...

Customer: No problem, can it wait 'til the first week in April?
Barman: No hurry at all
Customer: I'll pick up the modem this arvo then?
Barman: (thinking of how Miss D tricked him) You want the modem without paying me for it first? I don't think so!
Customer: I'll cancel my subscription then!
Barman: Okay, bye, bye...

 noooo:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 01:00:26 PM
Tricked you !!!!!

Fecking Tricked YOU !!!!!!!!!

I did not seek your help - you donned your cloak of kindness and offered a damsel in distress some roadside assistance. Then, and only after the event, have you started discussing terms and conditions and contracts and parts therefrigginof

I shall pay you back - IN MAY  crash:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 01:04:14 PM
Tricked you !!!!!

Fecking Tricked YOU !!!!!!!!!

I did not seek your help - you donned your cloak of kindness and offered a damsel in distress some roadside assistance. Then, and only after the event, have you started discussing terms and conditions and contracts and parts therefrigginof

I shall pay you back - IN MAY  crash:

 lol:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Snoopy on March 23, 2009, 01:06:29 PM
Tricked you !!!!!

Fecking Tricked YOU !!!!!!!!!

I did not seek your help - you donned your cloak of kindness and offered a damsel in distress some roadside assistance. Then, and only after the event, have you started discussing terms and conditions and contracts and parts therefrigginof

I shall pay you back - IN MAY  crash:

Beware Geeks bearing gifts  whistle:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 01:15:31 PM
Beware Geeks bearing gifts  whistle:

 lol:

Can unsought advice be considered a gift and not a donation?  - Whilst I appreciate intelligence and knowledge is a gift , this is personal  to the individual. When this is shared is this a present  rubschin:

This was  more a transfer of data at an appropriate bit rate to a  ignorant end user  lol:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Snoopy on March 23, 2009, 01:39:31 PM
Let's not get all philosophical about it ....... the fact remains that if you do owt for nowt ~ do it for the'sen.
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2009, 05:46:44 PM
You have to go onto the Intranet site and then raise a request for the IT dept to help you.

 rubschin:

Is it me being a layman, or is there a fundamental flaw in that method of reporting a broken PC?
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Snoopy on March 23, 2009, 05:54:16 PM
Well DS ~ If it's you then it's me too. I once phoned my ISP's help line to get a recorded message telling me that I should route my enquiry via their website. Since I wanted to gain information as to why their email service had stopped working that was tricky.  Banghead
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2009, 06:04:35 PM
"The Digital Age"

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Findiequill.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F06%2Fmooning.jpg&hash=c6a43457fa7c869b1f852010176e749c9a33abad)
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 06:43:56 PM
Your farm has some very strange  things growing on it  eeek:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Snoopy on March 23, 2009, 06:56:25 PM
He got it from the BBC ~ Gnome Service was shutting down.
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 06:57:20 PM
He got it from the BBC ~ Gnome Service was shutting down.
drumroll:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2009, 08:00:39 PM
He got it from the BBC ~ Gnome Service was shutting down.

 drumroll:

Actually it was the Tird Programme.  whistle:
Title: Re: Physical memory dump
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 23, 2009, 08:12:54 PM
You have to go onto the Intranet site and then raise a request for the IT dept to help you.

 rubschin:

Is it me being a layman, or is there a fundamental flaw in that method of reporting a broken PC?

You would be surprised how many times this sort of thing happens.

I would go and tell the "head honcho" that the network was down - her response was usually "send an e-mail to all afftected users to let them know". My sniggering at these points in time probably didn't help with career progression...

My preferred method was to wander the floors shouting "the system is f*cked, so you may as well do your filing or the "Name Game" in the Sun."  8)