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Title: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Pastis on March 20, 2009, 06:17:21 PM
Post 'n' run... not the best way to do things really, but sometimes it just happens that the phone goes, the doorbell rings, the kitchen explodes and you just have to  redface:

I'm sure no one does it intentionally, do they?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 06:20:50 PM
No - no one on here would possibly enjoy doing that would they.... rubschin:

Something absolutely abominable happened today - I will tell you about it on Monday  evil:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Pastis on March 20, 2009, 06:27:58 PM
 happy001 happy001


A weekend in agony      angry041: angry041:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2009, 06:40:40 PM
No - no one on here would possibly enjoy doing that would they.... rubschin:

Something absolutely abdominal happened today - I will tell you about it on Monday  evil:
#

 scared2: Do we really have to sort through your stomach contents?



Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 06:43:28 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

That's what you get for just accepting the 1st word on a spell check.

Fear not Miss C - my stomach contents will not need to be interrogated  8)

Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2009, 07:03:49 PM
And  soon, a Babby  cloud9:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 07:06:35 PM
Are you pregnant or have you ordered one from Tesco's ?
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2009, 08:02:18 PM
 whacky115
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 20, 2009, 08:09:14 PM
So, why do we have to wait 'til Monday?
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2009, 08:09:39 PM
EH?
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 08:11:46 PM
Tonight Matthew ......I'm being Nick






Stars in your Eyes reference for those not familiar with the phrase
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Pastis on March 20, 2009, 08:12:45 PM
So, why do we have to wait 'til Monday?

How's the wine box Unc?  happy088
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2009, 08:13:30 PM
EH?
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 20, 2009, 08:13:51 PM
getting lighter. Have to buy another tomorrow.
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Pastis on March 20, 2009, 08:29:20 PM
I'm now eating.... OK? !!      ;)
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 08:43:57 PM
I'm now eating.... OK? !!      ;)

Eh  whacky115
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: TG on March 20, 2009, 09:51:47 PM
WTF is going on?  surrender:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 20, 2009, 10:02:33 PM
Just a thread that unraveled.

Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 04:11:02 AM
Just a thread that unraveled.


drumroll:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2009, 07:25:41 AM
Just a thread that unraveled.

 lol:

I have never seen one raveled thread in here.
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 08:09:38 AM
Just a thread that unraveled.

 lol:

I have never seen one raveled thread in here.
A good point well made....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 21, 2009, 01:25:26 PM
There should be a rule about it, points deducted, legs slapped etc
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 21, 2009, 01:37:52 PM
I happen to be of 'a certain age' before children were supposed to be wrapped in cotton wool!  I can well remember 'the leg slapping dance' this would comprise of me committing a misdemeanour, my mother grasping my hand/arm and me dancing the 'dance macabre' trying to avoid the slapping hand. Oh the fun and hours of entertainment we had. confused:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 21, 2009, 01:51:06 PM
I happen to be of 'a certain age' before children were supposed to be wrapped in cotton wool!  I can well remember 'the leg slapping dance' this would comprise of me committing a misdemeanour, my mother grasping my hand/arm and me dancing the 'dance macabre' trying to avoid the slapping hand. Oh the fun and hours of entertainment we had. confused:
Yes indeed, sadly this has now been replaced with the back of the head slap seen in many supermarkets.
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2009, 02:48:48 PM
There should be a rule about it, points deducted, legs slapped etc

 eeek:

Don't think I like the new rules  cry:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 04:27:45 PM
There should be a rule about it, points deducted, legs slapped etc

 eeek:

Don't think I like the new rules  cry:
Perhaps just karma adjustment instead then...?
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2009, 06:01:17 PM
No loss for me......don't think I've earned any Karma points for years now anyway  noooo:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 21, 2009, 08:40:39 PM
Really? eyes:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2009, 08:49:34 PM
I feel so much better already  ;)

Thank you GOS
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2009, 09:07:05 PM
Go on then. Mothers day treat for you. ;)
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2009, 09:13:34 PM
I like it here  cloud9:

Thanks DS

By the way ... not wishing to appear ungrateful in any way but what do they achieve or signify  shrugs:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2009, 10:14:37 PM
Your popularity with your fellow posters ~ Notice how low BM's is.
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 10:15:38 PM
Indeed... I'm surprised it is still as high as -33...  ::)
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2009, 10:20:04 PM
I've just given everyone a smack ..sorry I mean clap  applause   lol:

Feeling generous tonight  lol:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 10:21:14 PM
I've just given everyone a smack ..sorry I mean clap  applause   lol:

Feeling generous tonight  lol:
I'm still -33!  evil:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2009, 10:23:33 PM
I've just given everyone a smack ..sorry I mean clap  applause   lol:

Feeling generous tonight  lol:
I'm still -33!  evil:

You were -34   - honest guv  eeek:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 10:25:23 PM
I've just given everyone a smack ..sorry I mean clap  applause   lol:

Feeling generous tonight  lol:
I'm still -33!  evil:

You were -34   - honest guv  eeek:
rubschin:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2009, 10:28:52 PM

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Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2009, 10:29:03 PM
Don't forget you and the chosen few have the power - surely you can amend the scores to reflect what you believe should be a more appropriate score -for yourselves of course  evil:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2009, 10:29:31 PM
Don't forget you and the chosen few have the power - surely you can amend the scores to reflect what you believe should be a more appropriate score -for yourselves of course  evil:

See my previous
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2009, 10:31:26 PM
Bad dog  eyes:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 10:52:50 PM
Don't forget you and the chosen few have the power - surely you can amend the scores to reflect what you believe should be a more appropriate score -for yourselves of course  evil:
I've done that before... Wenchy always changes it back tho...  noooo:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2009, 10:54:48 PM
Does she give you detention as well  rubschin:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 10:58:47 PM
Does she give you detention as well  rubschin:
I'm not at liberty to discuss what happens in the 'Control Room'...  eyes:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2009, 11:05:11 PM
I'm not at liberty to discuss what happens in the 'Control Room'...  eyes:

Very little of that I'd imagine  noooo:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: GROWLER on March 21, 2009, 11:11:34 PM
I've just given everyone a smack ..sorry I mean clap  applause   lol:

Feeling generous tonight  lol:
I'm still -33!  evil:

You were -34   - honest guv  eeek:

35 now, and falling as fast as the barometic pressure 'round 'ere. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Bar Wench on March 22, 2009, 01:31:58 AM
we made a pact not to tampervwuth the karma. Although I think the deal is you get x amount of points if you introduce someone new, which BM always seems to manage when he is hoovering around the -100 rubschin: mark.
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 01:43:00 AM
we made a pact not to tampervwuth the karma. Although I think the deal is you get x amount of points if you introduce someone new, which BM always seems to manage when he is hoovering around the -100 rubschin: mark.
evil:

I've been robbed I tells ya!
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Just One More on March 22, 2009, 06:47:39 AM
I happen to be of 'a certain age' before children were supposed to be wrapped in cotton wool!  I can well remember 'the leg slapping dance' this would comprise of me committing a misdemeanour, my mother grasping my hand/arm and me dancing the 'dance macabre' trying to avoid the slapping hand. Oh the fun and hours of entertainment we had. confused:

I rememeber it well, one slap for each syllable, "If (slap) you (slap) ev- (slap) er (slap) do (slap) that (slap) a- (slap) gain (slap).... Thank god mum didn't know many long words  smile:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 06:54:15 AM
I happen to be of 'a certain age' before children were supposed to be wrapped in cotton wool!  I can well remember 'the leg slapping dance' this would comprise of me committing a misdemeanour, my mother grasping my hand/arm and me dancing the 'dance macabre' trying to avoid the slapping hand. Oh the fun and hours of entertainment we had. confused:

I rememeber it well, one slap for each syllable, "If (slap) you (slap) ev- (slap) er (slap) do (slap) that (slap) a- (slap) gain (slap).... Thank god mum didn't know many long words  smile:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2009, 08:57:52 AM
I've just given everyone a smack ..sorry I mean clap  applause   lol:

Feeling generous tonight  lol:
I'm still -33 and delusional!  evil:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 08:59:01 AM
I've just given everyone a smack ..sorry I mean clap  applause   lol:

Feeling generous tonight  lol:
I'm still -33 and delusional!  evil:
You're still -495 then Nick...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2009, 09:00:21 AM
I've just given everyone a smack ..sorry I mean clap  applause   lol:

Feeling generous tonight  lol:
I'm still -33 and delusional!  evil:
You're still -495 then Nick...?  whistle:

So he is.  whistle:

Meanwhile, whilst tapping the barometer...... whistle:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 09:01:04 AM
I've just given everyone a smack ..sorry I mean clap  applause   lol:

Feeling generous tonight  lol:
I'm still -33 and delusional!  evil:
You're still -495 then Nick...?  whistle:

So he is.  whistle:
evil:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 09:05:40 AM
Do you want to take this fight into the playground BOYS !!!!!

 noooo:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 09:07:05 AM
Do you want to take this fight into the playground BOYS !!!!!

 noooo:
They started it Miss!  evil:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 09:11:06 AM
And I'm ending it evil:


You've all been told often enough it's not the size that matters  whistle:

Now get your marbles out and start playing nicely  lol:


Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 09:12:24 AM
And I'm ending it evil:


You've all been told often enough it's not the size that matters  whistle:

Now get your marbles out and start playing nicely  lol:



But Nick has lost his...  whistle:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2009, 09:13:12 AM
And I'm ending it evil:


You've all been told often enough it's not the size that matters  whistle:

Now get your marbles out and start playing nicely  lol:





Oooooooooooo! Get her in her satin knickers
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Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 09:15:20 AM
 lol:

I am invoking the Mothers Day amnesty on Miss D clause early this morning. I reckon I have about 10 minutes good grace max   lol:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2009, 09:21:26 AM
lol:

I am invoking the Mothers Day amnesty on Miss D clause early this morning. I reckon I have about 10 minutes good grace max   lol:
'The Brat' risen yet, with a nice big box of chocy's for you, and an offer to clean up and cook lunch for you?












 noooo:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 09:24:11 AM
No - it is her dad's weekend  (we have the alternate weekends arrangement) Shrugs:

So no spoiling of Miss D - except by herself  lol:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2009, 09:32:13 AM
No - it is her dad's weekend  (we have the alternate weekends arrangement) Shrugs:

So no spoiling of Miss D - except by herself  lol:


Sweet. cloud9:

Wotchyer gonna do with yourself then ey?
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 22, 2009, 09:35:58 AM
It's Sunday, the 'rules' say you don't have to do anything.

I'm off to my mother's shortly. Just spoke to her, she's been up since 5am!
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 09:39:31 AM
I am going to cook myself a lovely brekky  cloud9:

Then tragically I have some work to do today on my fooked work laptop ... rubschin:

I sure as hell know how to have a good time   noooo:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 09:40:22 AM
It's Sunday, the 'rules' say you don't have to do anything.

I'm off to my mother's shortly. Just spoke to her, she's been up since 5am!

Is she that excited at the prospect of seeing you  lol:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2009, 09:45:12 AM
I should just like to say that although I was up at 5 this morning and in here by 5.15 there is no substance to any rumours that I might be Uncle's Mother.
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2009, 09:48:23 AM
I am going to cook myself a lovely brekky  cloud9:

You should have got yer boots out and come up to me woods at the bottom of me 'ill.

It'd have been a pleasure to cook an outdoors Bears brekky for you.We could have had strawberry cheescake for pudding like too!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 09:53:13 AM
You should have got yer boots out and come up to me woods at the bottom of me 'ill.
It'd have been a pleasure to cook an outdoors Bears brekky for you.We could have had strawberry cheescake for pudding like too!  cloud9:

Aaah thank you hun  cloud9:

Might have to buy new boots for the occasion though like  lol:

It's never too early for cake  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2009, 09:56:14 AM
Or to trot out an excuse for buying new boots  ::)
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 10:01:09 AM
Just rang my mother to do the usual grovelling on Mothers Day - but she has received her flowers and card and so is a happy bunny this morning.

Then she preceded to tell me she went to see a 'Medium' yesterday - just out of curiosity like so she says. This woman has told her that she has 3 children, 2 sons and a daughter and that her daughter (ME !!!) will be having another baby shortly  eeek: eeek: eeek:

I haven't stopped laughing ( in a WTF are you on about woman kind of way ) yet but bless her the old dear thinks it going to happen. And has been advising me to let my heart rule my head, find a nice man  etc etc etc  - FFS woman !!!!  THis is not the way Mother's Day was meant to be  evil:

She's more ready for the home than I had anticipated  noooo:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 22, 2009, 10:04:16 AM
ahhhhhhhhh boots

Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 10:05:47 AM
The chemist - what do you need GOS and is it urgent  lol:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 22, 2009, 10:06:25 AM
Just rang my mother to do the usual grovelling on Mothers Day - but she has received her flowers and card and so is a happy bunny this morning.

Then she preceded to tell me she went to see a 'Medium' yesterday - just out of curiosity like so she says. This woman has told her that she has 3 children, 2 sons and a daughter and that her daughter (ME !!!) will be having another baby shortly  eeek: eeek: eeek:

I haven't stopped laughing ( in a WTF are you on about woman kind of way ) yet but bless her the old dear thinks it going to happen. And has been advising me to let my heart rule my head, find a nice man  etc etc etc  - FFS woman !!!!  THis is not the way Mother's Day was meant to be  evil:

She's more ready for the home than I had anticipated  noooo:
There is always room here at Windy Willows, the home for retired gentlefolk, for a hot momma!
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2009, 10:08:11 AM
ahhhhhhhhh boots



I'm talkin' PROPER boots here, NOT bloody Miss Whiplash crap. ::)
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 22, 2009, 10:08:54 AM
The chemist - what do you need GOS and is it urgent  lol:
Boots, marching, highly polished, for the use of!

Much used for invading oil rich countries whilst looking for weapons of mass distraction whistle:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 22, 2009, 10:10:05 AM
ahhhhhhhhh boots



I'm talkin' PROPER boots here, NOT bloody Miss Whiplash crap. ::)
Shit! I have been rumbled!  surrender:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 10:12:46 AM
Blame it on the sunshine  lol:

(but not the moonlight or the boogie  lol:)
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2009, 10:24:04 AM
Just rang my mother to do the usual grovelling on Mothers Day - but she has received her flowers and card and so is a happy bunny this morning.

Then she preceded to tell me she went to see a 'Medium' yesterday - just out of curiosity like so she says. This woman has told her that she has 3 children, 2 sons and a daughter and that her daughter (ME !!!) will be having another baby shortly  eeek: eeek: eeek:

I haven't stopped laughing ( in a WTF are you on about woman kind of way ) yet but bless her the old dear thinks it going to happen. And has been advising me to let my heart rule my head, find a nice man  etc etc etc  - FFS woman !!!!  THis is not the way Mother's Day was meant to be  evil:

She's more ready for the home than I had anticipated  noooo:

A babby  cloud9:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 10:27:57 AM
Only on 'The Other Side' I can assure you  noooo:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2009, 10:30:02 AM
 shutup:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2009, 10:30:22 AM
Wot he didn't say  noooo:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 10:37:08 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2009, 10:42:01 AM
I've lost the plot here. Shrugs:
Title: Re: Post 'n' Run
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2009, 10:44:13 AM
Was there a plot in the first place?  eeek: