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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Pastis on March 20, 2009, 06:17:21 PM
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Post 'n' run... not the best way to do things really, but sometimes it just happens that the phone goes, the doorbell rings, the kitchen explodes and you just have to redface:
I'm sure no one does it intentionally, do they? eveilgrin:
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No - no one on here would possibly enjoy doing that would they.... rubschin:
Something absolutely abominable happened today - I will tell you about it on Monday evil:
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happy001 happy001
A weekend in agony angry041: angry041:
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No - no one on here would possibly enjoy doing that would they.... rubschin:
Something absolutely abdominal happened today - I will tell you about it on Monday evil:
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scared2: Do we really have to sort through your stomach contents?
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lol: lol: lol:
That's what you get for just accepting the 1st word on a spell check.
Fear not Miss C - my stomach contents will not need to be interrogated 8)
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And soon, a Babby cloud9:
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Are you pregnant or have you ordered one from Tesco's ?
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whacky115
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So, why do we have to wait 'til Monday?
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EH?
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Tonight Matthew ......I'm being Nick
Stars in your Eyes reference for those not familiar with the phrase
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So, why do we have to wait 'til Monday?
How's the wine box Unc? happy088
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EH?
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getting lighter. Have to buy another tomorrow.
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I'm now eating.... OK? !! ;)
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I'm now eating.... OK? !! ;)
Eh whacky115
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WTF is going on? surrender:
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Just a thread that unraveled.
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Just a thread that unraveled.
drumroll:
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Just a thread that unraveled.
lol:
I have never seen one raveled thread in here.
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Just a thread that unraveled.
lol:
I have never seen one raveled thread in here.
A good point well made.... rubschin:
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There should be a rule about it, points deducted, legs slapped etc
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I happen to be of 'a certain age' before children were supposed to be wrapped in cotton wool! I can well remember 'the leg slapping dance' this would comprise of me committing a misdemeanour, my mother grasping my hand/arm and me dancing the 'dance macabre' trying to avoid the slapping hand. Oh the fun and hours of entertainment we had. confused:
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I happen to be of 'a certain age' before children were supposed to be wrapped in cotton wool! I can well remember 'the leg slapping dance' this would comprise of me committing a misdemeanour, my mother grasping my hand/arm and me dancing the 'dance macabre' trying to avoid the slapping hand. Oh the fun and hours of entertainment we had. confused:
Yes indeed, sadly this has now been replaced with the back of the head slap seen in many supermarkets.
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There should be a rule about it, points deducted, legs slapped etc
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Don't think I like the new rules cry:
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There should be a rule about it, points deducted, legs slapped etc
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Don't think I like the new rules cry:
Perhaps just karma adjustment instead then...?
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No loss for me......don't think I've earned any Karma points for years now anyway noooo:
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Really? eyes:
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I feel so much better already ;)
Thank you GOS
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Go on then. Mothers day treat for you. ;)
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I like it here cloud9:
Thanks DS
By the way ... not wishing to appear ungrateful in any way but what do they achieve or signify shrugs:
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Your popularity with your fellow posters ~ Notice how low BM's is.
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Indeed... I'm surprised it is still as high as -33... ::)
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I've just given everyone a smack ..sorry I mean
clap applause lol:
Feeling generous tonight lol:
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I've just given everyone a smack ..sorry I mean clap applause lol:
Feeling generous tonight lol:
I'm still -33! evil:
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I've just given everyone a smack ..sorry I mean clap applause lol:
Feeling generous tonight lol:
I'm still -33! evil:
You were -34 - honest guv eeek:
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I've just given everyone a smack ..sorry I mean clap applause lol:
Feeling generous tonight lol:
I'm still -33! evil:
You were -34 - honest guv eeek:
rubschin:
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Don't forget you and the chosen few have the power - surely you can amend the scores to reflect what you believe should be a more appropriate score -for yourselves of course evil:
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Don't forget you and the chosen few have the power - surely you can amend the scores to reflect what you believe should be a more appropriate score -for yourselves of course evil:
See my previous
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Bad dog eyes:
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Don't forget you and the chosen few have the power - surely you can amend the scores to reflect what you believe should be a more appropriate score -for yourselves of course evil:
I've done that before... Wenchy always changes it back tho... noooo:
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Does she give you detention as well rubschin:
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Does she give you detention as well rubschin:
I'm not at liberty to discuss what happens in the 'Control Room'... eyes:
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I'm not at liberty to discuss what happens in the 'Control Room'... eyes:
Very little of that I'd imagine noooo:
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I've just given everyone a smack ..sorry I mean clap applause lol:
Feeling generous tonight lol:
I'm still -33! evil:
You were -34 - honest guv eeek:
35 now, and falling as fast as the barometic pressure 'round 'ere. eveilgrin:
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we made a pact not to tampervwuth the karma. Although I think the deal is you get x amount of points if you introduce someone new, which BM always seems to manage when he is hoovering around the -100 rubschin: mark.
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we made a pact not to tampervwuth the karma. Although I think the deal is you get x amount of points if you introduce someone new, which BM always seems to manage when he is hoovering around the -100 rubschin: mark.
evil:
I've been robbed I tells ya!
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I happen to be of 'a certain age' before children were supposed to be wrapped in cotton wool! I can well remember 'the leg slapping dance' this would comprise of me committing a misdemeanour, my mother grasping my hand/arm and me dancing the 'dance macabre' trying to avoid the slapping hand. Oh the fun and hours of entertainment we had. confused:
I rememeber it well, one slap for each syllable, "If (slap) you (slap) ev- (slap) er (slap) do (slap) that (slap) a- (slap) gain (slap).... Thank god mum didn't know many long words smile:
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I happen to be of 'a certain age' before children were supposed to be wrapped in cotton wool! I can well remember 'the leg slapping dance' this would comprise of me committing a misdemeanour, my mother grasping my hand/arm and me dancing the 'dance macabre' trying to avoid the slapping hand. Oh the fun and hours of entertainment we had. confused:
I rememeber it well, one slap for each syllable, "If (slap) you (slap) ev- (slap) er (slap) do (slap) that (slap) a- (slap) gain (slap).... Thank god mum didn't know many long words smile:
lol: lol: lol:
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I've just given everyone a smack ..sorry I mean clap applause lol:
Feeling generous tonight lol:
I'm still -33 and delusional! evil:
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I've just given everyone a smack ..sorry I mean clap applause lol:
Feeling generous tonight lol:
I'm still -33 and delusional! evil:
You're still -495 then Nick...? whistle:
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I've just given everyone a smack ..sorry I mean clap applause lol:
Feeling generous tonight lol:
I'm still -33 and delusional! evil:
You're still -495 then Nick...? whistle:
So he is. whistle:
Meanwhile, whilst tapping the barometer...... whistle:
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I've just given everyone a smack ..sorry I mean clap applause lol:
Feeling generous tonight lol:
I'm still -33 and delusional! evil:
You're still -495 then Nick...? whistle:
So he is. whistle:
evil:
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Do you want to take this fight into the playground BOYS !!!!!
noooo:
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Do you want to take this fight into the playground BOYS !!!!!
noooo:
They started it Miss! evil:
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And I'm ending it evil:
You've all been told often enough it's not the size that matters whistle:
Now get your marbles out and start playing nicely lol:
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And I'm ending it evil:
You've all been told often enough it's not the size that matters whistle:
Now get your marbles out and start playing nicely lol:
But Nick has lost his... whistle:
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And I'm ending it evil:
You've all been told often enough it's not the size that matters whistle:
Now get your marbles out and start playing nicely lol:
Oooooooooooo! Get her in her satin knickers
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lol:
I am invoking the Mothers Day amnesty on Miss D clause early this morning. I reckon I have about 10 minutes good grace max lol:
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lol:
I am invoking the Mothers Day amnesty on Miss D clause early this morning. I reckon I have about 10 minutes good grace max lol:
'The Brat' risen yet, with a nice big box of chocy's for you, and an offer to clean up and cook lunch for you?
noooo:
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No - it is her dad's weekend (we have the alternate weekends arrangement) Shrugs:
So no spoiling of Miss D - except by herself lol:
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No - it is her dad's weekend (we have the alternate weekends arrangement) Shrugs:
So no spoiling of Miss D - except by herself lol:
Sweet. cloud9:
Wotchyer gonna do with yourself then ey?
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It's Sunday, the 'rules' say you don't have to do anything.
I'm off to my mother's shortly. Just spoke to her, she's been up since 5am!
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I am going to cook myself a lovely brekky cloud9:
Then tragically I have some work to do today on my fooked work laptop ... rubschin:
I sure as hell know how to have a good time noooo:
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It's Sunday, the 'rules' say you don't have to do anything.
I'm off to my mother's shortly. Just spoke to her, she's been up since 5am!
Is she that excited at the prospect of seeing you lol:
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I should just like to say that although I was up at 5 this morning and in here by 5.15 there is no substance to any rumours that I might be Uncle's Mother.
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I am going to cook myself a lovely brekky cloud9:
You should have got yer boots out and come up to me woods at the bottom of me 'ill.
It'd have been a pleasure to cook an outdoors Bears brekky for you.We could have had strawberry cheescake for pudding like too! cloud9:
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You should have got yer boots out and come up to me woods at the bottom of me 'ill.
It'd have been a pleasure to cook an outdoors Bears brekky for you.We could have had strawberry cheescake for pudding like too! cloud9:
Aaah thank you hun cloud9:
Might have to buy new boots for the occasion though like lol:
It's never too early for cake cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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Or to trot out an excuse for buying new boots ::)
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Just rang my mother to do the usual grovelling on Mothers Day - but she has received her flowers and card and so is a happy bunny this morning.
Then she preceded to tell me she went to see a 'Medium' yesterday - just out of curiosity like so she says. This woman has told her that she has 3 children, 2 sons and a daughter and that her daughter (ME !!!) will be having another baby shortly eeek: eeek: eeek:
I haven't stopped laughing ( in a WTF are you on about woman kind of way ) yet but bless her the old dear thinks it going to happen. And has been advising me to let my heart rule my head, find a nice man etc etc etc - FFS woman !!!! THis is not the way Mother's Day was meant to be evil:
She's more ready for the home than I had anticipated noooo:
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ahhhhhhhhh boots
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The chemist - what do you need GOS and is it urgent lol:
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Just rang my mother to do the usual grovelling on Mothers Day - but she has received her flowers and card and so is a happy bunny this morning.
Then she preceded to tell me she went to see a 'Medium' yesterday - just out of curiosity like so she says. This woman has told her that she has 3 children, 2 sons and a daughter and that her daughter (ME !!!) will be having another baby shortly eeek: eeek: eeek:
I haven't stopped laughing ( in a WTF are you on about woman kind of way ) yet but bless her the old dear thinks it going to happen. And has been advising me to let my heart rule my head, find a nice man etc etc etc - FFS woman !!!! THis is not the way Mother's Day was meant to be evil:
She's more ready for the home than I had anticipated noooo:
There is always room here at Windy Willows, the home for retired gentlefolk, for a hot momma!
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ahhhhhhhhh boots
I'm talkin' PROPER boots here, NOT bloody Miss Whiplash crap. ::)
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The chemist - what do you need GOS and is it urgent lol:
Boots, marching, highly polished, for the use of!
Much used for invading oil rich countries whilst looking for weapons of mass distraction whistle:
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ahhhhhhhhh boots
I'm talkin' PROPER boots here, NOT bloody Miss Whiplash crap. ::)
Shit! I have been rumbled! surrender:
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Blame it on the sunshine lol:
(but not the moonlight or the boogie lol:)
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Just rang my mother to do the usual grovelling on Mothers Day - but she has received her flowers and card and so is a happy bunny this morning.
Then she preceded to tell me she went to see a 'Medium' yesterday - just out of curiosity like so she says. This woman has told her that she has 3 children, 2 sons and a daughter and that her daughter (ME !!!) will be having another baby shortly eeek: eeek: eeek:
I haven't stopped laughing ( in a WTF are you on about woman kind of way ) yet but bless her the old dear thinks it going to happen. And has been advising me to let my heart rule my head, find a nice man etc etc etc - FFS woman !!!! THis is not the way Mother's Day was meant to be evil:
She's more ready for the home than I had anticipated noooo:
A babby cloud9:
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Only on 'The Other Side' I can assure you noooo:
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shutup:
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Wot he didn't say noooo:
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noooo:
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I've lost the plot here. Shrugs:
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Was there a plot in the first place? eeek: