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Title: Berek: the truth
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2007, 01:14:33 PM
I will complete the rest once I have met him. He wears stripes I hear, rather like wasps and things to warn you of danger. If I have not posted here by 9.50 on Thursday call 999
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Berek on June 19, 2007, 01:43:24 PM
 whistle:
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2007, 01:44:02 PM
 surrender: scared2:
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Berek on June 19, 2007, 01:44:55 PM
my beard contains unknown dangers... spider:
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2007, 01:45:54 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Berek on June 19, 2007, 01:49:14 PM
9:50 tomorrow

Nick types;

" He's worse than we imagine "
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 19, 2007, 02:51:38 PM
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As we can see, Berek is completely unfazed by the approach of Nick, even though the rest of Barrow has been evacuated..
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Berek on June 19, 2007, 04:02:32 PM
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Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2007, 04:03:11 PM
Red X
Love it
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Berek on June 19, 2007, 04:05:42 PM
Red X
Love it

the return of the red x !!! scared2:
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 19, 2007, 04:14:49 PM
Red X
Love it

the return of the red x !!! scared2:

Someone didnt finish the anitiotics then  whistle:
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Berek on June 19, 2007, 04:16:31 PM
back to Dirty Dicks for me... whistle:
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: GROWLER on June 20, 2007, 07:56:58 AM
What's this meeting all about anyway ey?

Is their ANYONE you've not been out with now Nick, you brazen hussy? alien
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2007, 08:11:32 AM
What's this meeting all about anyway ey?

Is their ANYONE you've not been out with now Nick, you brazen hussy? alien
Me.  whistle:
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2007, 08:33:45 AM
What's this meeting all about anyway ey?

Is their ANYONE you've not been out with now Nick, you brazen hussy? alien

Indeed, he does seem to have pressed more flesh than Julian Clary.
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: GROWLER on June 20, 2007, 09:01:07 AM
What's this meeting all about anyway ey?

Is their ANYONE you've not been out with now Nick, you brazen hussy? alien

Indeed, he does seem to have pressed more flesh than Julian Clary.

So, he IS a wuffter then, but with a tendancy to travel on both buses sometimes? eeek:
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Berek on June 20, 2007, 02:32:23 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Snoopy on June 20, 2007, 07:36:41 PM
What's this meeting all about anyway ey?

Is their ANYONE you've not been out with now Nick, you brazen hussy? alien

Indeed, he does seem to have pressed more flesh than Julian Clary.

So, he IS a wuffter then, but with a tendancy to travel on both buses sometimes? eeek:

Well he hasn't called on me yet evil:
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Berek on June 20, 2007, 07:52:28 PM

did you know he can see your house from his ?

I intend to visit your neck of the woods in August, so a visit from the Berek family may be in order, hide the Smarties from Berek Jnr though.. whistle:



Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Snoopy on June 20, 2007, 08:03:45 PM

did you know he can see your house from his ?

I intend to visit your neck of the woods in August, so a visit from the Berek family may be in order, hide the Smarties from Berek Jnr though.. whistle:





He can see the mountain from his house but not the house.

All are welcome so long as they take me as they find me.
(Judge not lest ye be judged .... and all that)
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Misunderstood on June 21, 2007, 12:20:40 AM
What's this meeting all about anyway ey?

Is their ANYONE you've not been out with now Nick, you brazen hussy? alien

Maybe we can appoint him our roving ambassador - and membership secretary?

Bye Berek.    we'll miss you...  sad24:
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Berek on June 21, 2007, 06:33:07 AM
What's this meeting all about anyway ey?

Is their ANYONE you've not been out with now Nick, you brazen hussy? alien

Maybe we can appoint him our roving ambassador - and membership secretary?



Can we risk sending him to meet " The Big Boys " ? He may be taken hostage and beheaded on LiveLeak  scared2:
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2007, 07:52:06 PM
I am missing Berek already. He is short though cry:
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2007, 05:40:05 AM
I am missing Berek already. He is short though cry:
Aim lower...  whistle:
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Berek on June 22, 2007, 08:54:44 AM
I am missing Berek already. He is short though cry:

I'm 5'10"  whistle:

only because you are the jolly green giant do I look short  eeek:

the good news here is its raining, so my bush will stay awry
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Snoopy on June 22, 2007, 09:18:19 AM
I have always, proudly, been exactly 6 ft tall (Well since the age of 18) when the RAF entered that measurement on my 1250 (ID Card) .... Yesterday My GP told me that I am now 5'11" and showed me the xray taken some four weeks ago of my spine.  scared2: Not only am I shrinking but to add to all my other ailments my spine is "crumbling".
He is referring me to a "specialist" ~~~~ Why do I have a vision of a Baldrick like character preparing to "Stretch" me on the Rack?  shocked003
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2007, 09:29:55 AM
I vary in height during the course of the day depending on the precise degree of appalingness of events. I am currently 4 feet 6 inches cry:
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Snoopy on June 22, 2007, 09:33:20 AM
I vary in height during the course of the day depending on the precise degree of appalingness of events. I am currently 4 feet 6 inches cry:

There are parts of me that do that too. Sometimes it's the weather ~ sometimes it's stress ~ sometimes it's herself saying NO!
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2007, 09:34:57 AM
Can't shift those bloodstains!
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Bar Wench on June 22, 2007, 09:47:31 AM
I vary in height during the course of the day depending on the precise degree of appalingness of events. I am currently 4 feet 6 inches cry:

So do I!!! I can vary by about 2 inches!
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2007, 09:49:53 AM
I vary in height during the course of the day depending on the precise degree of appalingness of events. I am currently 4 feet 6 inches cry:

So do I!!! I can vary by about 2 inches!
That'll be your heels dear...  noooo:
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 22, 2007, 09:51:27 AM
I vary in height during the course of the day depending on the precise degree of appalingness of events. I am currently 4 feet 6 inches cry:

In that case all you need is a fake tan and a green wig and you'll always be set for fancy dress parties  point:
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2007, 09:51:49 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Bar Wench on June 22, 2007, 10:10:22 AM
I vary in height during the course of the day depending on the precise degree of appalingness of events. I am currently 4 feet 6 inches cry:

So do I!!! I can vary by about 2 inches!
That'll be your heels dear...  noooo:

No it's not. I don't heels. Mr Wench is a short arse.
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2007, 10:11:03 AM
No heels? Do you have to tiptoe everywhere then. What a strange deformity. eeek:
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Bar Wench on June 22, 2007, 10:25:14 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: Berek: the truth
Post by: Anise on June 24, 2007, 10:23:41 AM
No it's not. I don't heels.

Don't fret Wenchy, help is available for those whom do not heel

http://www.ehow.com/how_66_train-dog-heel.html

 lol: