The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on June 19, 2007, 01:14:33 PM
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I will complete the rest once I have met him. He wears stripes I hear, rather like wasps and things to warn you of danger. If I have not posted here by 9.50 on Thursday call 999
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whistle:
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surrender: scared2:
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my beard contains unknown dangers... spider:
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scared2:
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9:50 tomorrow
Nick types;
" He's worse than we imagine "
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As we can see, Berek is completely unfazed by the approach of Nick, even though the rest of Barrow has been evacuated..
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Red X
Love it
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Red X
Love it
the return of the red x !!! scared2:
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Red X
Love it
the return of the red x !!! scared2:
Someone didnt finish the anitiotics then whistle:
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back to Dirty Dicks for me... whistle:
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What's this meeting all about anyway ey?
Is their ANYONE you've not been out with now Nick, you brazen hussy? alien
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What's this meeting all about anyway ey?
Is their ANYONE you've not been out with now Nick, you brazen hussy? alien
Me. whistle:
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What's this meeting all about anyway ey?
Is their ANYONE you've not been out with now Nick, you brazen hussy? alien
Indeed, he does seem to have pressed more flesh than Julian Clary.
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What's this meeting all about anyway ey?
Is their ANYONE you've not been out with now Nick, you brazen hussy? alien
Indeed, he does seem to have pressed more flesh than Julian Clary.
So, he IS a wuffter then, but with a tendancy to travel on both buses sometimes? eeek:
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scared2:
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What's this meeting all about anyway ey?
Is their ANYONE you've not been out with now Nick, you brazen hussy? alien
Indeed, he does seem to have pressed more flesh than Julian Clary.
So, he IS a wuffter then, but with a tendancy to travel on both buses sometimes? eeek:
Well he hasn't called on me yet evil:
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did you know he can see your house from his ?
I intend to visit your neck of the woods in August, so a visit from the Berek family may be in order, hide the Smarties from Berek Jnr though.. whistle:
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did you know he can see your house from his ?
I intend to visit your neck of the woods in August, so a visit from the Berek family may be in order, hide the Smarties from Berek Jnr though.. whistle:
He can see the mountain from his house but not the house.
All are welcome so long as they take me as they find me.
(Judge not lest ye be judged .... and all that)
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What's this meeting all about anyway ey?
Is their ANYONE you've not been out with now Nick, you brazen hussy? alien
Maybe we can appoint him our roving ambassador - and membership secretary?
Bye Berek. we'll miss you... sad24:
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What's this meeting all about anyway ey?
Is their ANYONE you've not been out with now Nick, you brazen hussy? alien
Maybe we can appoint him our roving ambassador - and membership secretary?
Can we risk sending him to meet " The Big Boys " ? He may be taken hostage and beheaded on LiveLeak scared2:
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I am missing Berek already. He is short though cry:
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I am missing Berek already. He is short though cry:
Aim lower... whistle:
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I am missing Berek already. He is short though cry:
I'm 5'10" whistle:
only because you are the jolly green giant do I look short eeek:
the good news here is its raining, so my bush will stay awry
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I have always, proudly, been exactly 6 ft tall (Well since the age of 18) when the RAF entered that measurement on my 1250 (ID Card) .... Yesterday My GP told me that I am now 5'11" and showed me the xray taken some four weeks ago of my spine. scared2: Not only am I shrinking but to add to all my other ailments my spine is "crumbling".
He is referring me to a "specialist" ~~~~ Why do I have a vision of a Baldrick like character preparing to "Stretch" me on the Rack? shocked003
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I vary in height during the course of the day depending on the precise degree of appalingness of events. I am currently 4 feet 6 inches cry:
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I vary in height during the course of the day depending on the precise degree of appalingness of events. I am currently 4 feet 6 inches cry:
There are parts of me that do that too. Sometimes it's the weather ~ sometimes it's stress ~ sometimes it's herself saying NO!
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Can't shift those bloodstains!
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I vary in height during the course of the day depending on the precise degree of appalingness of events. I am currently 4 feet 6 inches cry:
So do I!!! I can vary by about 2 inches!
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I vary in height during the course of the day depending on the precise degree of appalingness of events. I am currently 4 feet 6 inches cry:
So do I!!! I can vary by about 2 inches!
That'll be your heels dear... noooo:
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I vary in height during the course of the day depending on the precise degree of appalingness of events. I am currently 4 feet 6 inches cry:
In that case all you need is a fake tan and a green wig and you'll always be set for fancy dress parties point:
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evil:
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I vary in height during the course of the day depending on the precise degree of appalingness of events. I am currently 4 feet 6 inches cry:
So do I!!! I can vary by about 2 inches!
That'll be your heels dear... noooo:
No it's not. I don't heels. Mr Wench is a short arse.
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No heels? Do you have to tiptoe everywhere then. What a strange deformity. eeek:
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No it's not. I don't heels.
Don't fret Wenchy, help is available for those whom do not heel
http://www.ehow.com/how_66_train-dog-heel.html
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