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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 05:12:52 PM
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Closing a door - what is so difficult about this long forgotten art ?evil:
The Brat cannot master this and the next door neighbours are feckin useless. cussing:
Instead of getting hold of the door by the handle, letterbox etc and slamming it with a G force that NASA would be proud of , why can't this just be pulled to and then gently closed shut.
No need for the pictures to fall off the walls.
For the dead to be woken from their sleep.
For glass panels to have to be replaced evil:
It is such a simple task noooo:
oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh evil: evil: evil:
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So start slamming doors and crashing around at the weekend when the brat is still in bed. It may not help but it should make you feel better. whistle:
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Did the door slamming perhaps break the freezer like...? rubschin:
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So start slamming doors and crashing around at the weekend when the brat is still in bed. It may not help but it should make you feel better. whistle:
Nothing would raise that zombie from her sleep I'm afraid GM noooo:
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Did the door slamming perhaps break the freezer like...? rubschin:
You're brave now - we'll see about that in a few weeks time evil:
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Did the door slamming perhaps break the freezer like...? rubschin:
You're brave now - we'll see about that in a few weeks time evil:
scared2:
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The Boy is a slammer. The whole house shakes and plaster drifts from the ceiling cussing:
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So start slamming doors and crashing around at the weekend when the brat is still in bed. It may not help but it should make you feel better. whistle:
Nothing would raise that zombie from her sleep I'm afraid GM noooo:
I'm sure a bucket of icewater would have her up in record time... whistle:
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Opposite and related problems
None of my household except me angel1 will ever close a door. All doors are open at all times. I am forever walking round bellowing at them and closing the doors. OK in the summer but this is a barn of a house and heating it cost me almost £2k last year. Shut the damned doors and watch the oil bills tumble. cussing:
Related grump ~ Light switches have two positions ~ On and Off. If you leave the room and there is no-one else in it turn the lights OFF.
SWWLTBO has just taken boys to cubs. THW and I are alone in the house. I just walked round and found 15 fecking bulbs burning brightly. The room I am using has one bulb and the one she is in has three. Why are all the others on? Banghead
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Lights being left on - that does my head in noooo:
It can be broad daylight , and The Brat will come into the front room and turn the main light on. What the feck for thatsit:
Go into the kitchen , turn the main lights on but also the under unit ones on - one or the feckin other I am always shouting.
Her bedroom - main light , bedside lamp, desk lamp noooo:
I'm surprised we don't have planes landing on our roof evil:
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Remove the bulbs.
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Tempting.
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I kept reading this thread title as Siam redface:
But since I'm now here... neighbours party last Friday night.... slamming doors at 4am Saturday evil:
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I hope you were invited rubschin:
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Remove the bulbs.
My Dad did that. He also took my bedroom door off the hinges for slamming related issues. redface:
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I can't imagine you throwing a strop Wenchy lol:
But removing your privacy altogether eeek: eeek: eeek:
Now's there's a thought rubschin:
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It happened another time for secrecy issues too. I'd been smoking in there. So the door came off again. noooo:
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Yonks ago, in another place, a certain OH mentioned that due to door slamming, he removed all the internal doors from his house. He only replaced them when they guaranteed that all doors would, in future, be gentle use of the handle.
It worked.
My youngest (13) is currently slamming her door - and the same will happen, albeit with the addition of a bonfire in the garden in which the door is burnt along with "her" mobile phone, laptop, LCD TV, stereo, I-Pod and any clothing on the floor. cussing:
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All the same here MD. ::)
I'm thouroughly sick and very tired of it all.
I dream of living in me 'ut in the woods, on me own with just a one eyed snarlin' dog for company, with no leccy, and NO BASTARD DOORS TO SLAM! Angry9:
I've threatened to do what OH did, but where am I going to store 12 doors?
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12 doors = either 1 hut or 1 extention to existing hut. ;)
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12 doors = either 1 hut or 1 extention to existing hut. ;)
Or a bloody great bonfire... happy088
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I removed the internal kitchen door for about 2 years for slamming related reasons evil:
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Did Mrs Nick learn her lesson rubschin:
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Very droll! ::)
She phoned from Libya last night. Woke me up, like evil:
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She enjoying her stay ???
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I am! evil:
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Very droll! ::)
She phoned from Libya last night. Woke me up, like evil:
At 5:30 PM? rubschin:
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I removed the internal kitchen door . . .
You have an external kitchen as well?
worthy:
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I removed the internal kitchen door . . .
You have an external kitchen as well?
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You think THAT'S cool? You wanna see his front garden! eeek:
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Just thought I'd google it, and his mansion is actually pictured on Google images!! eeek:
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I know but I declined to publish it for reasons of privacy.
Same as Wenchy's back garden whistle:
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I know but I declined to publish it for reasons of privacy.
Same as Wenchy's back garden whistle:
Surely that's for reasons of good taste. ;)
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Washing on the line eeek:
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Here's mine. Find me if you can. cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc172%2Fb0nz0%2Fshedinthewoods.jpg&hash=a27d4051f900b12029db36cb5b52ea441c84d5e3)
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Very droll! ::)
She phoned from Libya last night. Woke me up, like evil:
At 5:30 PM? rubschin:
She phoned again much later!!
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Very droll! ::)
She phoned from Libya last night. Woke me up, like evil:
At 5:30 PM? rubschin:
She phoned again much later!!
Oh, luuuurve is it? sick2:
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No, she wanted to speak to The Boy. Call woke him up too evil:
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No, she wanted to speak to The Boy. Call woke him up too evil:
Well yea, you would say that wouldn't you.
She rang you up to tell you how much she's missing you, DIDN'T she? Ahhhhhh, sweet as a spring nut. cloud9:
sick2:
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She was complaining about being covered in sand, actually rubschin:
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She was complaining about being covered in sand, actually rubschin:
Been on the beach late at night ey? eyes:
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She was complaining about being covered in sand, actually rubschin:
Did you say "I love you too" at the end tho like...?
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No, I told her about my rash eveilgrin:
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No, I told her about my rash eveilgrin:
Well we'll all sit back and let you tell US all about it now. Popcorn:
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No, I told her about all my rash decisions today
Oh... noooo:
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No, I told her about my rash eveilgrin:
Well we'll all sit back and let you tell US all about it now. Popcorn:
I have photographed it (using a mirror on a stick) and have posted said pics off to Rashes'R'Us for diagnosis, like.
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We await imminent news of the contamination unit being erected around your house scared2:
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My house is already contaminated evil:
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I know but I declined to publish it for reasons of privacy.
Same as Wenchy's back garden whistle:
As I remember she didn't hesitate to post a picture of her passage full of snow?