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Title: New Phone
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 10:15:13 AM
LL broke the business mobile phone while I was away...

Barman: Leave it 'til Monday when I get back and I'll pack up a nice new one like
LL: No, I'll get one and you can put the SIM in when you get here

Of course the phone is in Greek and completely unusable...  Banghead
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 10:24:51 AM
So you will have to learn Greek, like
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 10:26:13 AM
You just want to return it and get an iphone don't you  whistle:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 10:26:32 AM
So you will have to learn Greek, like
Or get a new phone like...  ::)
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 10:29:26 AM
But you have a new phone already
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 10:37:04 AM
But you have a new phone already
Yes, that's right... stupid of me...  ::)

Why would I need a phone that has English menus and stuff like...  noooo:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2009, 10:40:50 AM
Why not just change the language setting on the phone to Engish...  whistle:




(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/Smileys/default/smiley-eatdrink062.gif)  OK, I'm ready to watch the fireworks now.
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 10:44:13 AM
Why not just change the language setting on the phone to Engish...  whistle:




(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/Smileys/default/smiley-eatdrink062.gif)  OK, I'm ready to watch the fireworks now.

Indeed...

Quote from: Nokia 2630 Manual
Select Menu > Settings > Phone > Language settings > Phone language to set the display language of your phone.

Unfortunately, being unable to read Greek I can't make head nor tail of the ferking thing....  Banghead

babel Fish tells me that 'Language Settings' is 'Γλωσσικές τοποθετήσεις' but I can't find that anywhere...  noooo:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 10:45:18 AM
Is there anyone in the village who could help ????
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 10:46:07 AM
Anyone under the age of 8 I imagine  whistle:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 10:47:49 AM
Is there anyone in the village who could help ????
I thought of that... I predict a 'wading through glue' experience...  surrender:

The phone might not even have English on it like...  evil:

Back to the shop... I can get the one I want then...  whistle:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 10:48:40 AM
Some people are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo  ungrateful  noooo:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 10:50:13 AM
Some people are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo  ungrateful  noooo:
redface:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2009, 11:10:42 AM
Mrs DS (#3) managed to set the voice on her SatNav to 'Mandarin'.  ::)
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 11:32:33 AM
LL just fixed it...  redface:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2009, 11:41:51 AM
Maybe LL should be allowed to maintain the pub. At least then we'd be able to view profiles.  whistle:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 11:43:29 AM
She is now attempting to select a ringtone from the vast library it contains...  ::)

The first one made her jump!  point:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 12:22:58 PM
Be afraid if she changes it to the Psycho ringtone  - especially if you have laughed at her scared2:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 12:24:47 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Landlady on March 16, 2009, 12:36:30 PM
LL just fixed it...  redface:

Your grovelling apology Mr. Numb Nuts  angry041: is accepted ....  whistle:

Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 12:42:28 PM
 lol:

At least you gave him the opportunity to prove himself incapable before you fixed it for him  whistle:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 12:46:24 PM
lol:

At least you gave him the opportunity to prove himself incapable before you fixed it for him  whistle:
evil:

I found the information!  cussing:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 12:48:59 PM
lol:

At least you gave him the opportunity to prove himself incapable before you fixed it for him  whistle:
evil:

I found the information!  cussing:

 char048
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 12:50:02 PM
lol:

At least you gave him the opportunity to prove himself incapable before you fixed it for him  whistle:
evil:

I found the information!  cussing:

 char048
I bloody did like!  Banghead
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 12:52:03 PM
lol:

At least you gave him the opportunity to prove himself incapable before you fixed it for him  whistle:
evil:

I found the information!  cussing:

Was it placed on the table in front of you like , by your beloved like, for you to read and digest like  whistle:

Could they perhaps have been called instructions  whistle:

Men , instructions, instructions , men .... I'm sure there's something I could post about that  rubschin:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 12:55:56 PM
lol:

At least you gave him the opportunity to prove himself incapable before you fixed it for him  whistle:
evil:

I found the information!  cussing:

Was it placed on the table in front of you like , by your beloved like, for you to read and digest like  whistle:

Could they perhaps have been called instructions  whistle:

Men , instructions, instructions , men .... I'm sure there's something I could post about that  rubschin:
It was in the manual...  redface:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 12:58:02 PM
But was the manual in Greek, like?
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 01:01:45 PM
But was the manual in Greek, like?
Ah... good question!  razz:

LL gave me the English manual and I found the stuff...

She had the Greek manual and managed to copy the instructions from the English one if you see what I mean like...?
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Landlady on March 16, 2009, 01:07:32 PM
lol:

At least you gave him the opportunity to prove himself incapable before you fixed it for him  whistle:
evil:

I found the information!  cussing:

True but ONLY after I suggested the cunning plan to cross referencing the English 'how to' book to the Greek 'how to' book and then
I (me wonderful capable intelligent super dooper sexy and stunning that I is) DID IT  whistle: whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Landlady on March 16, 2009, 01:08:36 PM

(PS) Baldy has  censored: up our whole computer network now  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 01:13:15 PM
He is pretty incompetent. IN fact, he makes me look successful!
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 01:15:41 PM
It is gubbed...  noooo:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 01:18:04 PM
So how are you posting?  rubschin:

Are you back at Heathrow?
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 01:18:15 PM
Perhaps Growler can help you  happy001
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 01:19:19 PM
So how are you posting?  rubschin:

Are you back at Heathrow?
No I am not back at Heath-fucking-Row!  cussing:

I am repairing the file server like...  whistle:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 01:20:04 PM
Perhaps Growler can help you  happy001

Yes, he has an entire toolbox full of hammers
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Bar Wench on March 16, 2009, 01:34:55 PM
Are there any hammers at heathrow?
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 01:36:04 PM
Are there any hammers at heathrow?
Explode:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 16, 2009, 01:47:49 PM
Are there any hammers at heathrow?
Explode:

Explosives at Heathrow?  There's been nothing on the news... whistle:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Bar Wench on March 16, 2009, 02:58:47 PM
BM, you're there, have you seen any explosives?
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 03:02:01 PM
They took his supply of home brew off him  noooo:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Bar Wench on March 16, 2009, 03:03:20 PM
However will he pass the time at the airport now!?!?  eeek:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 03:05:07 PM
He will play with his cables
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Snoopy on March 16, 2009, 03:06:21 PM
However will he pass the time at the airport now!?!?  eeek:


He'll just have to pass some more Homebrew.  whistle:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 03:21:06 PM
BM, you're there, have you seen any explosives?
doh:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Bar Wench on March 16, 2009, 03:23:30 PM
I'll take it that's a no then?

Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 03:40:45 PM
I'll take it that's a no then?


noooo:
Title: Re: New Phone
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2009, 03:42:33 PM
lol:

At least you gave him the opportunity to prove himself incapable before you fixed it for him  whistle:
evil:

I found LL  cussing:

Grumpy's BM correction service strikes again.  point: