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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 16, 2009, 10:01:22 AM
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I have just tried to make coffee in an 'all new, easy to use multi functional, coffee maker'
This should not have been difficult, however, the wretched thing exploded, breaking the glass shot glass and blowing the stainless steel filter thingy (technical term I know) across the kitchen. I am now liberally covered in coffee grounds as is the kitchen. Whilst I realise that this is nowhere near as noxious as an exploding badger, it will take me an age to clear the mess up. To make matters worse I have no caffeine to help me through the experience. cussing: I am not a happy bunny!
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Didn't something similar happen when soup making recently Miss C scared2:
I hope you walls are easy to clean eeek:
Think it may have to be a kettle and a cup in future
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Being positive, the coffee will wash the soup off everything... happy088
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redface: Indeed I did. Have you ever tasted Cup a Cardboard Miss C? No, I will persevere with this new fangled technology I will be British to the core stiff upper lip and all that,
I shall go on to the end....
I will fight them in the kitchen and the lounge,
I will fight with growing confidence and growing strength,
I will fight on the beaches,
I will fight on the landing,
I will never surrender and even if I were to become subjugated and starving, I will carry on the struggle until, in gods good time, the New World, with all it's power and might, steps forth to the rescue and furnishes me with a cup of sodding coffee.
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I'd get to Starbucks quick , Miss C . It would appear you are in need of an urgent caffeine fix lol:
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I'm almost afraid to ask Miss C but are you somehow related to Nick? whistle:
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I have coffee here... eatdrink013
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Being positive, the coffee will wash the soup off everything... happy088
Harrump cussing:
Miss D the nearest Starbucks is four miles away and I can't drive at the moment, sad24: all donations gratefully recieved.
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Would you like me to PM you a cup?
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I'm almost afraid to ask Miss C but are you somehow related to Nick? whistle:
I completely and utterly repudiate any rumours pertaining to Nick and I be related, the fact that we both hail from the Forrest of Dean and have wooden teeth is purely circumstantial.
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Would you like me to PM you a cup?
As long as it contains coffee then yes please. cloud9:
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Still, now you have a defunct, exploding coffee grinder and a defunct, exploding liquidiser there is no danger whatsoever that you could mix up the lids and fit the wrong one, causing them to explode. whistle:
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Still, now you have a defunct, exploding coffee grinder and a defunct, exploding liquidiser there is no danger whatsoever that you could mix up the lids and fit the wrong one, causing them to explode. whistle:
Neither are defunct, they are just resting between jobs. evil:
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Still, now you have a defunct, exploding coffee grinder and a defunct, exploding liquidiser there is no danger whatsoever that you could mix up the lids and fit the wrong one, causing them to explode. whistle:
Neither are defunct, they are just resting between jobs. evil:
Of course... char048
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Still, now you have a defunct, exploding coffee grinder and a defunct, exploding liquidiser there is no danger whatsoever that you could mix up the lids and fit the wrong one, causing them to explode. whistle:
Neither are defunct, they are just resting between jobs. evil:
Of course... char048
The long sleep.
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Still, now you have a defunct, exploding coffee grinder and a defunct, exploding liquidiser there is no danger whatsoever that you could mix up the lids and fit the wrong one, causing them to explode. whistle:
Neither are defunct, they are just resting between jobs. evil:
Like BM's paintpod. whistle:
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Still, now you have a defunct, exploding coffee grinder and a defunct, exploding liquidiser there is no danger whatsoever that you could mix up the lids and fit the wrong one, causing them to explode. whistle:
Neither are defunct, they are just resting between jobs. evil:
Like BM's paintpod. whistle:
The PaintPod may have retired permanently... Now I've finished the painting like... whistle:
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Still, now you have a defunct, exploding coffee grinder and a defunct, exploding liquidiser there is no danger whatsoever that you could mix up the lids and fit the wrong one, causing them to explode. whistle:
Neither are defunct, they are just resting between jobs. evil:
Like BM's paintpod. whistle:
The PaintPod may have been gubbed permanently... Now I've finished the demolition like... whistle:
Corrected for you BM. point:
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Still, now you have a defunct, exploding coffee grinder and a defunct, exploding liquidiser there is no danger whatsoever that you could mix up the lids and fit the wrong one, causing them to explode. whistle:
Neither are defunct, they are just resting between jobs. evil:
Like BM's paintpod. whistle:
The PaintPod may have been gubbed permanently... Now I've finished the demolition like... whistle:
Corrected for you BM. point:
evil:
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Still, now you have a defunct, exploding coffee grinder and a defunct, exploding liquidiser there is no danger whatsoever that you could mix up the lids and fit the wrong one, causing them to explode. whistle:
Neither are defunct, they are just resting between jobs. evil:
Like BM's paintpod. whistle:
The PaintPod may have been gubbed permanently... Now I've finished the demolition like... whistle:
Corrected for you BM. point:
evil:
Do they have showers in the tower of London, just so that you can practice, nothing like keeping your hand in, as it were. ;)
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Still, now you have a defunct, exploding coffee grinder and a defunct, exploding liquidiser there is no danger whatsoever that you could mix up the lids and fit the wrong one, causing them to explode. whistle:
Neither are defunct, they are just resting between jobs. evil:
Like BM's paintpod. whistle:
The PaintPod may have been gubbed permanently... Now I've finished the demolition like... whistle:
Corrected for you BM. point:
evil:
Do they have showers in the tower of London, just so that you can practice, nothing like keeping your hand in, as it were. ;)
I'm not in Engl- Oh I give up.... noooo:
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Still, now you have a defunct, exploding coffee grinder and a defunct, exploding liquidiser there is no danger whatsoever that you could mix up the lids and fit the wrong one, causing them to explode. whistle:
Neither are defunct, they are just resting between jobs. evil:
Like BM's paintpod. whistle:
The PaintPod may have retired permanently... Now I've finished the painting like... whistle:
That's what you think, you mark my words by this time next year you will be dusting it off. That is not a euphemism.
Prolly best to ask Nick to order the paint from Tesco, at least you won't run out half way through the job.....
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Still, now you have a defunct, exploding coffee grinder and a defunct, exploding liquidiser there is no danger whatsoever that you could mix up the lids and fit the wrong one, causing them to explode. whistle:
Neither are defunct, they are just resting between jobs. evil:
Like BM's paintpod. whistle:
The PaintPod may have retired permanently... Now I've finished the painting like... whistle:
That's what you think, you mark my words by this time next year you will be dusting it off. That is not a euphemism.
It never used to be, but it is now.
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Prolly best to ask Nick to order the paint from Tesco, at least you won't run out half way through the job.....
Not sure using mayonnaise to paint the walls would be a good idea though... whistle:
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Prolly best to ask Nick to order the paint from Tesco, at least you won't run out half way through the job.....
Not sure using mayonnaise to paint the walls would be a good idea though... whistle:
Banana puree.
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Still, now you have a defunct, exploding coffee grinder and a defunct, exploding liquidiser there is no danger whatsoever that you could mix up the lids and fit the wrong one, causing them to explode. whistle:
Neither are defunct, they are just resting between jobs. evil:
Like BM's paintpod. whistle:
The PaintPod may have retired permanently... Now I've finished the painting like... whistle:
That's what you think, you mark my words by this time next year you will be dusting it off. That is not a euphemism.
It never used to be, but it is now.
Ahh the joys of an evolving language. eyes: