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		Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 10:00:22 AM
		
			
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				http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4995787/Euro-chiefs-ban-Miss-and-Mrs.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4995787/Euro-chiefs-ban-Miss-and-Mrs.html)
 
 The politically correct rules also mean a ban on Continental titles, such as Madame and Mademoiselle, Frau and Fraulein and Senora and Senorita.
 Guidance issued in a new 'Gender-Neutral Language' pamphlet instead orders politicians to address female members by their full name only.
 
 Ok the EU are a bunch of over paid, under worked, ineffective twats
 
 However why is this so bloody complicated......you are either male or female. The whole minefield about how you address a woman is so over the top now. Simplify the whole issue. It should not matter whether a woman is married or single,  use the one term   (  like you would do for Mr so and so ) . This unfortunately only leaves the option of Ms -  and take away the  inferences from this that by choosing this option you are some ardent feminist or lesbian  evil:
 
 Likewise when filling in forms why the feck does it matter if you are single, married, divorced, separated etc - what the feck is that information used for if you are applying for something in the singular  cussing:
 
 
 
 
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				I hate being Ms it reminds me of hairy legged lesbians. 
			
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				 shutup:
			
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				 shutup: shutup: shutup:
			
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				 shutup: shutup: shutup: shutup:
			
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				I hate being Ms it reminds me of hairy legged lesbians. 
 
 
 From your younger, more experimental days I presume?  whistle:
 
 (cowards, the lot of you)
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				 lol: lol: lol:
 
 Maybe we need a new name then rather than Ms , which no one seems to like  Shrugs:
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				Mistress?
			
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				Ok the EU are a bunch of over paid, under worked, ineffective twats 
 
 
 Don't mince your words Miss D, tell us how you really feel.  lol:
 
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				Mistress?
 
 
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				I was being serious ~ in days of yore Mistress was the title applied to any "womoan" over a certain marriagable age. Mrs is simply a contraction of that.
 
 But although I heard this on the BBC news this morning I detect the hand of the Daily (Hate)Mail in the reportage.
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				But the problem with the term 'Mistress' is that it also has either  illicit or dominatrix associations   rubschin:
 
 Did I say problem  whacky115
 
 
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				The abbreviated title of this thread on the VP 'come inside' page is: "Euro chiefs ban tit" .  eeek:
 
 I am pleased to see it is just about titles for the fair sex.
 
 Do the French have to ban Mme, Mlle etc as well?
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				Apparently yes DS ~ all gender references are to be removed  ::)
 
 
 The fecking world is going to hell in a handcart and the EU decide that calling someone Fanny is better than calling her Mrs Blank
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				A useful distraction from the corruption and economic crisis methinks....  cussing:
			
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				Apparently yes DS ~ all gender references are to be removed  ::)
 
 
 The fecking world is going to hell in a handcart and the EU decide that calling someone Fanny is better than calling her Mrs Blank
 
 
 Am I supposed to know who Fanny Blank is?
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				 Banghead
			
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				Apparently yes DS ~ all gender references are to be removed  ::)
 
 
 The fecking world is going to hell in a handcart and the EU decide that calling someone Fanny is better than calling her Mrs Blank
 
 
 Am I supposed to know who Fanny Blank is?
 
 
 She may be French  eyes:
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				Apparently yes DS ~ all gender references are to be removed  ::)
 
 
 The fecking world is going to hell in a handcart and the EU decide that calling someone Fanny is better than calling her Mrs Blank
 
 
 Am I supposed to know who Fanny Blank is?
 
 
 She may be French  eyes:
 
 
 I was working up to that.  evil:
 
 Fanny Blanc  ::)
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				Wouldnt she be called Fanny Blanc then Miss D?  whistle:
			
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				Wouldnt she be called Fanny Blanc then Miss D?  whistle:
 
 
 You're all at it now.  evil:
 
 I quit.  angry041:
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				I was working up to that.  evil:
 Fanny Blanc  ::)
 
 
 We have very short attention spans you know  lol:
 
 Sorry for being premature   whistle:
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				I was working up to that.  evil:
 Fanny Blanc  ::)
 
 
 We have very short attention spans you know  lol:
 
 Sorry for being premature   whistle:
 
 
 
 Bloody wimmin ~ always want to come first.
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				I was working up to that.  evil:
 Fanny Blanc  ::)
 
 
 We have very short attention spans you know  lol:
 
 Sorry for being premature   whistle:
 
 
 
 Bloody wimmin ~ always want to come first.
 
 
 Fanny DeVito.  whistle:
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				Bloody wimmin ~ always want to come first.
 
 
 and always left wanting  whistle:
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				Bloody wimmin ~ always want to come first.
 
 
 and always left wanting  whistle:
 
 
 
 You're mixing with the wrong men sweetie  eyes:
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				Bloody wimmin ~ always want to come first.
 
 and always left wanting  whistle:
 
 
 You're mixing with the wrong men sweetie  eyes:
 
 
 Thus spake The ClitHeroe Kid.
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				 drumroll:
			
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				Mistress?
 
 Chattel?
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				Mistress?
 
 Chattel?
 
 
 Kitchen Appliance
 
 
 scared:
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 noooo:
 
 
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