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Title: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2009, 09:03:33 AM

I was out on Friday night and The Brat was staying with her father.

She returned yesterday and did the usual " I'm starving , what's for tea" routine.  The Comic Relief appeals for what actually constitutes starving must have completely passed her by  ::)

So I go to the freezer to get some grub out.

Strange , the door seems slightly ajar.

Strange, I didn't have to pull hard at the door to open it.

Strange, wasn't overly cold when opening the door.

Strange , why is there lots of water dripping out

Strange all the food was friggin soft , mushy, wet and soggy.


Called The Brat in to ask when the last time she got anything out of the Freezer.........." mmmm had some Ice cream on Wednesday or Thursday"  , she nonchalantly offered up  angel1

"Did you shut the door properly " - I calmly asked

"Dunno" - she considerately replied

1 whole bin liner later of disposed food the freezer is now completely empty.  I have restarted it , changed fuses etc and it appears to be working. I still have my fingers crossed on this. evil:

The little bundle of joy came downstairs this morning as she is preparing to go out with her friends today and said :

" Can you make sure you get some more ice cream today"   Explode:


I am calling on my inner Zen at the moment before I respond or I am likely to rip her  straightened haired head , off her not very broad shoulders  and throw it into the friggin freezer and make sure the door is feckin SHUT this time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: GROWLER on March 15, 2009, 09:23:07 AM
DON'T talk to me about bloody friggin' teenage daughters.  Angry9:

I've gone through several bladders this week. I've had several explode on me this week that would have put Mount Etna to shame. Stocks are running dangerously low now.
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 02:53:19 PM
Padlock it shut  evil:
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2009, 03:15:11 PM
No need - there is absolutely nothing in it any more  evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 03:17:28 PM
In the future, I meant. We too have had this problem with The Boy  evil:
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Snoopy on March 15, 2009, 05:15:37 PM
 angel1 We have one of those "American" Fridge Freezer things (Wenchy almost came to live with me to get at it). The beauty is that if either door is left open for more than 30 seconds it starts to bleep and will not stop until the door is properly shut. Also it displays, on the front, the temp in both compartments and shows which door is not fully closed  whistle: And just to finally piss you off ~ we can preset the temp for both fridge (usually 3 deg) and the freezer (usually -20 deg) ~ dual condensers of course and self defrosting.
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2009, 05:18:48 PM
angel1 We have one of those "American" Fridge Freezer things (Wenchy almost came to live with me to get at it). The beauty is that if either door is left open for more than 30 seconds it starts to bleep and will not stop until the door is properly shut. Also it displays, on the front, the temp in both compartments and shows which door is not fully closed  whistle:

Did she indeed  eyes:

However if I had a fridge freezer that size then I wouldn't have room for a kitchen  cry:

Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Snoopy on March 15, 2009, 05:21:54 PM
angel1 We have one of those "American" Fridge Freezer things (Wenchy almost came to live with me to get at it). The beauty is that if either door is left open for more than 30 seconds it starts to bleep and will not stop until the door is properly shut. Also it displays, on the front, the temp in both compartments and shows which door is not fully closed  whistle:

Did she indeed  eyes:

However if I had a fridge freezer that size then I wouldn't have room for a kitchen  cry:



Take your point but there are five of us eating out of it. These things are relative. If you have a house for five (Four double bedrooms etc) then you expect the kitchen to hold a decent sized fridge ~ mind we had to take the back door off to get it in. (Cue DS for a smutty snigger there)
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2009, 05:23:08 PM
I like the ones that dispense ice....... I'm so easily pleased  noooo:
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 15, 2009, 05:23:25 PM
angel1 We have one of those "American" Fridge Freezer things (Wenchy almost came to live with me to get at it). The beauty is that if either door is left open for more than 30 seconds it starts to bleep and will not stop until the door is properly shut. Also it displays, on the front, the temp in both compartments and shows which door is not fully closed  whistle:

Did she indeed  eyes:

However if I had a fridge freezer that size then I wouldn't have room for a kitchen  cry:



Take your point but there are five of us eating out of it. These things are relative. If you have a house for five (Four double bedrooms etc) then you expect the kitchen to hold a decent sized fridge ~ mind we had to take the back door off to get it in. (Cue DS for a smutty snigger there)
shutup:
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 05:24:04 PM
I like the ones that dispense ice....... I'm so easily pleased  noooo:

 shutup:
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2009, 05:27:29 PM
Such restraint boys - well done  lol:
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 05:28:17 PM
 shutup: shutup: shutup: shutup:
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Snoopy on March 15, 2009, 05:28:24 PM
I like the ones that dispense ice....... I'm so easily pleased  noooo:

We vetoed one like that because friends who had one demonstrated how little ice they actually produce and how long it takes. They also have to be plumbed into the main water supply and breed bacteria like a petri dish in a laboratory (Think Legionnaire's Disease). Better to make ice cubes the old fashioned way ~ or for a party go to Iceland (The shop not the country) and buy a bag.
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2009, 05:30:43 PM
But I like to press buttons   whistle:
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Bar Wench on March 15, 2009, 05:33:18 PM
But I like to press buttons   whistle:

They are nice not so much for the ice cubes but for the incredibly cold water they dispense. Mother Wench has one.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 05:39:25 PM
What do you need so much cold water for? Mr Wench excitable?
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Bar Wench on March 15, 2009, 05:40:09 PM
I like my drinking water ice cold. I drink upwards of two litres a day. That's a lot of ice cubes.  redface:
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Snoopy on March 15, 2009, 05:42:21 PM
I drink a lot of cold water too. I keep two large bottles of sparkling spring water in the fridge at all times.
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 05:43:11 PM
WIth the door shut tight  cloud9:
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Bar Wench on March 15, 2009, 05:43:30 PM
Sparkling tastes odd.  sick2:
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 15, 2009, 05:43:50 PM
But I like to press buttons   whistle:


 eeek: How do you scrape the plastic off the iron when you have finished?
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2009, 05:43:56 PM
 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:



Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2009, 05:44:34 PM
Sparkling tastes odd.  sick2:

Agreed - water is meant to be still , and cold preferably 
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Snoopy on March 15, 2009, 05:45:00 PM
Sparkling tastes odd.  sick2:

I find bottled water tastes sort of ..... errrrr....... flat.
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Bar Wench on March 15, 2009, 05:46:18 PM
Sparkling tastes odd.  sick2:

I find bottled water tastes sort of ..... errrrr....... flat.

The tap water here tastes of chlorine  sick2:
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Snoopy on March 15, 2009, 05:48:08 PM
Sparkling tastes odd.  sick2:

I find bottled water tastes sort of ..... errrrr....... flat.

The tap water here tastes of chlorine  sick2:

Thames Water I assume ~ been through twelve people before it gets to your tap ~ or so they say whistle:
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Bar Wench on March 15, 2009, 05:49:25 PM
Sparkling tastes odd.  sick2:

I find bottled water tastes sort of ..... errrrr....... flat.

The tap water here tastes of chlorine  sick2:

Thames Water I assume ~ been through twelve people before it gets to your tap ~ or so they say whistle:

Pretty much. Welsh water tastes soooo much nicer.
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 05:53:37 PM
All water is dinosaur piss (originally like)

It has to be!
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Snoopy on March 15, 2009, 06:00:49 PM
Hampshire Water ~ as available in Southampton where I grew up is good ~ cos it filters through all that chalk. Run the cold tap and the water in the glass sparkles which is prolly why I prefer fizzy bottled water.
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 06:13:50 PM
WHereas London water is full of stuff that does limescale. Hence my fatal experiment with Brick Acid to clean the bath  evil:

Impressive though, at the time, like
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Bar Wench on March 15, 2009, 06:15:33 PM
I use what they call in Spain agua fuerte.
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 06:16:02 PM
Use it for what, like?
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 15, 2009, 07:29:24 PM
But I like to press buttons   whistle:


 eeek: How do you scrape the plastic off the iron when you have finished?

 drumroll:

Sometimes it can be very pearl & swine in here.  noooo:
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 07:30:22 PM
I was letting it pass  shrugs:
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 15, 2009, 07:35:57 PM
Ok. I admit it, I smoke. Marlborough. The red ones. Stupid I know. But only outdoors. And certainly outdoors nowadays.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi191.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fz207%2Fanaltherocker%2Fmarlboro_man.jpg&hash=ca2a6124285c000fdc2ebf5c89f395961f08eee6)

You are soooo rugged. 

No wonder Growler wants to take you up the Snake Pass.
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 07:39:38 PM
He has his funny little ways  noooo:
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2009, 09:18:47 PM
Sometimes it can be very pearl & swine in here.  noooo:

You sure that shouldn't be Pearl and Dean .....Da-da da-da da-da-da-da da-da-da da-da da-da da-da-da daaaaaaa da ???
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 09:28:52 PM
 :lalalala
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Just One More on March 18, 2009, 05:43:02 AM
Hampshire Water ~ as available in Southampton where I grew up is good ~ cos it filters through all that chalk. Run the cold tap and the water in the glass sparkles which is prolly why I prefer fizzy bottled water.

Changes are afoot Snoopy

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/briefing/fluoride/4189359.Fluoridation_plan_praised/
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2009, 06:18:40 AM
Anyhoo, we also have one of those "American" Fridge Freezer things... It also has a door alarm, door open display, temperature display for both compartments (-4 and -18), dual condensers of course and self defrosting....

However, ours also has an ice cube maker and ice water dispenser... Miss D will be more than welcome to press my buttons when she gets here...  cloud9:

And before Snoopy starts, our water passes through a super-filtration reverse osmosis thingy....  whistle:

Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2009, 07:57:51 AM
Oooohhhhhhhhh buttons and levers   

It's already a much better day today


 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2009, 09:18:16 AM
. . our water passes through a super-filtration reverse osmosis thingy

Not to mention 1000 goats.  sick2:
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2009, 09:20:44 AM
. . our water passes through a super-filtration reverse osmosis thingy

Not to mention 1000 goats.  sick2:
That is before the super-filtration reverse osmosis thingy tho...  whistle:
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2009, 09:22:03 AM
. . our water passes through a super-filtration reverse osmosis thingy

Not to mention 1000 goats.  sick2:
That is before the super-filtration reverse osmosis thingy tho...  whistle:

If you say so. . .
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2009, 09:22:09 AM
I don't have to drink it - just press the buttons  cloud9:
Title: Re: Actions that can justify murder
Post by: barmisspah? on March 18, 2009, 05:17:29 PM
Anyhoo, we also have one of those "American" Fridge Freezer things... It also has a door alarm, door open display, temperature display for both compartments (-4 and -18), dual condensers of course and self defrosting....

However, ours also has an ice cube maker and ice water dispenser...



When I win the lottery sigh.