The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on March 14, 2009, 12:58:25 PM
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There's a main stealer close to me, that offers a free car wash on a Saturday for ALL of its customers.
I had to go there this morning to get some parts, and I couldn't believe how big the que was. eeek:
Apparently some of these geeks and idiots travel up to 40 miles and wait for up to an hour and a half for their 'freebie'. They all sit upstairs watching tv, browsing the internet, chomping free doghnuts, biscuits and drinking coffee, and generally using the place as some sort of social club.
Apparently, last week one of them had the audacity to complain about the FREE doghnut they were stuffing their fat greedy face with, about not being sweet enough!
The salesman politely suggested they took it back to where they'd purchased it from. Class! happy001
Bloody tossers the lot of them. Get a bloody life you wasters. Banghead
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Excuse me 4 being thick but surely the cost of petrol for a 40 mile trip would easily equate to the cost of going to a local car wash.
Does this concept of 'FREE' mean that all logic is discarded noooo:
The dealer obviously wants to look very busy to passers by and by offering this Youth Club facility has found a niche in the market.....won't be free for long - bet ya lol:
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Now that is what I call a "urine boiler" of a post. What is wrong with such people? noooo:
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Now that is what I call a "urine boiler" of a post. What is wrong with such people? noooo:
Dunno matey. The world and majority of its inhabitants have gone crazy.
They all look like a certain type though. They all dress the same, and have that kind of air and look of smug self importance.
MD. This has been going on for nearly TEN years now! The staff are totally and utterly bewildered and fedup, but the gaffer very cunningly sees it as 'good business' and reels these munters in like minnows, all smooth talking, false sickly smiles and inviting. cloud9:...... sick2:
Sadly I hate to say, it does seem to work for him.