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Title: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 10, 2009, 07:31:00 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7932950.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7932950.stm)

Just been watching this on the news this morning  - so has the Brat  noooo:

There's a biological predisposition for going to bed late and getting up late.Teen body clocks start later, for reasons unknown, although it could be hormonal ....Head urges lie-ins for teenagers  - By delaying the start of school by one hour, and moving more demanding subjects to later in the day, then absenteeism and depression will fall

It is a mammoth enough task every morning to get the morning monster out of it's pit. The process normally involves the initial tap at the door when hearing her alarm clock go off and shut down far too quickly without any further movement taking place. Then going into the room (contrary to the DO Not Enter signs  noooo: ) , flinging the curtains wide open and turning the lights on to stun mode. Also have to be really cheerful as that annoys her into a state of consciousness.

Then this is reinforced at 5 minute intervals with have you got , have you done , do you need questions by which time she is in a frenzy of fury and stomps out of bed.

But it's no longer her fault this morning - it's science  evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2009, 07:38:16 AM
Here you go!

Quote from: Leg Iron
An idiot headmaster thinks school should start at eleven in the morning because the poor dear teenagers can't cope with getting up early. *cough* unemployable *cough*. He's a tit. If kids have to get up at nine, they go to bed at three. If they have to get up at eleven, they'll go to bed at five. That's what teenagers do.

That's the main point of the article but tucked away at the bottom is this little gem.

Last year, Dr Kelley carried out a trial at Monkseaton High that found pupils scored up to 90 per cent in a GCSE science paper after one session involving three 20-minute bursts interspersed with ten-minute breaks for physical activity.

The pupils had not covered any part of the GCSE science syllabus before the lessons.

He hails it as a great success for his twenty-minute sessions but fails to see the obvious. They scored NINETY PERCENT in the exam without studying ONE WORD of the science course. That should not be possible under any circumstances at all.

Except one. The circumstance in which the exam doesn't cover science. It covers social engineering that's been fed to them through school and TV for years.

Obo has links to the exams.  (http://obotheclown.blogspot.com/2009/03/read-them-and-weep.html)Read them and weep.

Oh, and don't even think of employing them. Aside from knowing nothing, they won't turn up until lunchtime if this cretin gets his way. I used to teach the produce of our schools in degree-level microbiology. These exams explain an awful lot.

Source (http://leg-iron.livejournal.com/)

See? Not science at all...  whistle:
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2009, 08:15:06 AM
I find a bath sponge steeped in cold water and squeezed over the sleeping head works quite well  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 10, 2009, 08:28:51 AM
Quote from: Leg Iron
Obo has links to the exams.  (http://obotheclown.blogspot.com/2009/03/read-them-and-weep.html)Read them and weep.

I saw these exams yesterday. I wept.
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2009, 08:36:57 AM
And people still ask me "Why have you taken your two boys out of school?"

"Because I am trying to do what's best for them" 

Unfotunately we woke up too late to save the THW who is said to be likely to gain straight As in her 10 GCSE's and thus have a wonderful future ahead of her ~ she knows the square root of sweet FA but is a wizard at multiple choice tick boxes and the regulation gibberish. Banghead
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 10, 2009, 08:38:12 AM
Quote from: Leg Iron
Obo has links to the exams.  (http://obotheclown.blogspot.com/2009/03/read-them-and-weep.html)Read them and weep.

I saw these exams yesterday. I wept.

Ye gods  noooo:
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 10, 2009, 09:31:09 AM
I find a bath sponge steeped in cold water and squeezed over the sleeping head works quite well  eveilgrin:

For many circumstances I would imagine  ;)
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2009, 09:46:59 AM
I find a bath sponge steeped in cold water and squeezed over the sleeping head works quite well  eveilgrin:

For many circumstances I would imagine  ;)

It certainly gets her out of her pit. Her mood isn't very good tho' ~ you'd think she would realise I am doing her a favour and be grateful, if she doesn't get up she will be late for skool  ~ I, on the other hand, don't actually need to get up at all if I don't feel like it. See how selfless I am. angel1
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2009, 11:39:04 AM
When The Boy starts secondary school he will have to be up by 7 at latest. Generally at present it is 8.35 (for 8.30 departure  evil:). We are starting a training regime  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: DDD on March 14, 2009, 08:27:09 PM
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Generally at present it is 8.35 (for 8.30 departure).


Gah! The SS does this to me every market day. The evening before we set out and agree (note we *agree*) the time we need to leave the following morning. Every time, I stipulate that we need to be away *on time*. And every bloody morning we leave 5-10 minutes late while she faffs around looking for her handbag, specs, lipstick, mobile etc, etc.

It winds the f**K out of me. And then she has the audacity to ask me why I'm grumpy in the mornings.

6.30am is just that. Not 6.37am or 6.39am - it's 6 bloody 30!! I'm always up first and always ready to go on time, while her (admittedly gorgeous arse) remains stuck to the mattress for 7-9 minutes longer than it should. I'm happy and lovely and a delight to be around when we wake up. That 7-9 minutes will turn me into a steaming monster for the rest of the morning.

Why the hell does she insist on doing it?  Banghead

Be warned - it's not just teenagers who do it!
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Snoopy on March 15, 2009, 04:49:41 AM
The Teenage Hormone Wreck has just realised that as from September she will have to catch the bus to college as opposed to the bus to school. Living in a rural part of North Wales the bus for school currently leaves the village at 0830. We struggle to get her up, washed, fed, hair washed, bags and books collected together and out of the door by 0829 each morning. The college bus leaves the village at 0718   eveilgrin:



















Whilst I find a drive to the school and back at 0835 not an unwelcome diversion occasionally I have no intention of making a regular round trip of 60 fecking miles to the college just because she will cannot will not get up.
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2009, 04:59:02 AM
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Generally at present it is 8.35 (for 8.30 departure).


Gah! The SS does this to me every market day. The evening before we set out and agree (note we *agree*) the time we need to leave the following morning. Every time, I stipulate that we need to be away *on time*. And every bloody morning we leave 5-10 minutes late while she faffs around looking for her handbag, specs, lipstick, mobile etc, etc.

It winds the f**K out of me. And then she has the audacity to ask me why I'm grumpy in the mornings.

6.30am is just that. Not 6.37am or 6.39am - it's 6 bloody 30!! I'm always up first and always ready to go on time, while her (admittedly gorgeous arse) remains stuck to the mattress for 7-9 minutes longer than it should. I'm happy and lovely and a delight to be around when we wake up. That 7-9 minutes will turn me into a steaming monster for the rest of the morning.

Why the hell does she insist on doing it?  Banghead

Be warned - it's not just teenagers who do it!
Welcome to my world like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2009, 09:27:11 AM

Gah! The SS does this to me every market day. The evening before we set out and agree (note we *agree*) the time we need to leave the following morning. Every time, I stipulate that we need to be away *on time*. And every bloody morning we leave 5-10 minutes late while she faffs around looking for her handbag, specs, lipstick, mobile etc, etc.

It winds the f**K out of me. And then she has the audacity to ask me why I'm grumpy in the mornings.

6.30am is just that. Not 6.37am or 6.39am - it's 6 bloody 30!! I'm always up first and always ready to go on time, while her (admittedly gorgeous arse) remains stuck to the mattress for 7-9 minutes longer than it should. I'm happy and lovely and a delight to be around when we wake up. That 7-9 minutes will turn me into a steaming monster for the rest of the morning.

Why the hell does she insist on doing it?  Banghead

Be warned - it's not just teenagers who do it!

Ahhh the age old why can't women get ready on time when men are perfect scenario  ::)

For the sake of another 10 minutes max is it really worth blowing a gasket over ....... what's the worse that can happen ?

Get back in bed with her  - she'll soon get up  lol:
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 02:57:57 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Snoopy on March 15, 2009, 05:23:54 PM

Gah! The SS does this to me every market day. The evening before we set out and agree (note we *agree*) the time we need to leave the following morning. Every time, I stipulate that we need to be away *on time*. And every bloody morning we leave 5-10 minutes late while she faffs around looking for her handbag, specs, lipstick, mobile etc, etc.

It winds the f**K out of me. And then she has the audacity to ask me why I'm grumpy in the mornings.

6.30am is just that. Not 6.37am or 6.39am - it's 6 bloody 30!! I'm always up first and always ready to go on time, while her (admittedly gorgeous arse) remains stuck to the mattress for 7-9 minutes longer than it should. I'm happy and lovely and a delight to be around when we wake up. That 7-9 minutes will turn me into a steaming monster for the rest of the morning.

Why the hell does she insist on doing it?  Banghead

Be warned - it's not just teenagers who do it!

Ahhh the age old why can't women get ready on time when men are perfect scenario  ::)

For the sake of another 10 minutes max is it really worth blowing a gasket over ....... what's the worse that can happen ?

Get back in bed with her  - she'll soon get up   lol:


Exactly how I used to get my ex-wife out of bed in the mornings. Lean over, stroke her thigh and whisper endearments. She'd be out of bed, showered and downstairs fully dressed in three minutes flat. lol:
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2009, 02:31:39 PM
Miss D, if you want to get your little bundle of joy out of bed in smart order may I suggest one of these..

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/giftsunder50/8f1a/ (http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/giftsunder50/8f1a/)

 eveilgrin:

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The Sonic Bomb Clock has an adjustable volume alarm with a maximum loudness of 113 decibels (just for reference, a jackhammer is about 100 decibels!) And the bed shaker does just that. Slip it under your mattress and your ears will bleed and your bed will shake, and there is no way you will oversleep. Or, you could turn the sound alarm off and tape the bed shaker to your office chair. You'll be vibrated awake without disturbing the drones. Then you can get back to your Ninja activity refreshed and ready for action.
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 02:32:50 PM
I may get one of those for The Boy. As a surprise, like  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 03:22:59 PM
I think the neighbours may be none to happy about that at 6.30 every morning  eeek:
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2009, 03:30:56 PM
so turn off the siren and just use the bedshaker  whistle:
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 03:31:37 PM
Is this for me or The Brat  eyes:
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2009, 03:33:36 PM
But then you would be screaming at 120 db at 6.30am Miss D..  eyes:
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 03:39:18 PM
But then you would be screaming at 120 db at 6.30am Miss D..  eyes:

As long as I'm facing in the direction of Mecca that's ok isn't it  rubschin:
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2009, 03:43:31 PM
But then they won't be able to hear what bingo numbers have been called.  whistle:
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Snoopy on March 16, 2009, 04:03:56 PM
But then you would be screaming at 120 db at 6.30am Miss D..  eyes:

As long as I'm facing in the direction of Mecca that's ok isn't it  rubschin:

On your knees with bum in the air  eyes:
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 04:15:54 PM
You scurrilous hound  lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 04:16:03 PM
Bad dog  noooo:
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2009, 04:20:03 PM

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Snoopy!
Title: Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
Post by: Snoopy on March 16, 2009, 04:21:51 PM
 redface: