The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Computer Room => Topic started by: Nick on March 06, 2009, 02:56:32 PM
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Phone call from school.
Have I received an email from them?
No rubschin:
'Interesting', they say
Why?
'Someone has hacked into the school computer network and has been sending out e mails to parents saying the school is shutting for a week.;
Why are you calling me again?
Well, The Boy is the class computer monitor and was spending a lot of time yesterday 'doing things'.
He is presently being interrogated by the Head!! scared2:
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Well at least he was showing initiative 8)
Count yourself lucky he wasn't hacking into the U.S Defence Systems - you may need to call on the services of your friend the judge after all eeek:
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Count yourself lucky he wasn't hacking into the U.S Defence Systems
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Count yourself lucky he wasn't hacking into the U.S Defence Systems
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Or the pub! eeek:
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Indeed... scared2:
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Another call from school. He has confessed under interrogation. Punishment is being discussed
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He is going to stay at your mates house for the weekend lol:
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Not a bad idea! rubschin:
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"The Midwich Cuckoos" come to mind. eeek:
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They are currently making him show them how he did it surrender:
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No longer computer monitor, but he has exposed a gap in their system. E mail sent to all parents explaining they had been hacked, no names (gossip will do that redface:). Playtime restrictions for one week noooo:
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No longer computer monitor, but he has exposed a gap in their system. E mail sent to all parents explaining they had been hacked, no names (gossip will do that redface:). Playtime restrictions for one week noooo:
This creativity needs careful guidance eveilgrin:
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No longer computer monitor, but he has exposed a gap in their system. E mail sent to all parents explaining they had been hacked, no names (gossip will do that redface:). Playtime restrictions for one week noooo:
I think he can consider himself quite lucky, considering 8)
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No longer computer monitor, but he has exposed a gap in their system. E mail sent to all parents explaining they had been hacked, no names (gossip will do that redface:). Playtime restrictions for one week noooo:
The Dark Side he may follow if you don't look out. noooo:
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scared2:
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I love that boy ~ he's a bloody genius! lol:
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I've just had an email from The Boy (part of a large distribution list I might add ) - apparently there are some pictures of Nick that he is prepared to circulate for the cost of a couple of gobstoppers and a new computer game.
Seems reasonable to me lol:
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I've just had an email from The Boy (part of a large distribution list I might add ) - apparently there are some pictures of Nick that he is prepared to circulate for the cost of a couple of gobstoppers and a new computer game.
Seems reasonable to me lol:
I got the same e-mail... whistle:
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Mine went to spam whistle:
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I've responded to his email and he's advised me I just need to send the 'payment' to his contacts in Nigeria eeek:
Apparently something about his home computer is no longer safe to use Shrugs:
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He told me that if I didn't pay up Mrs. Nick would find out what Nick writes about her on the pub... I haven't replied... whistle:
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Just had my first consignment of 'goods' delivered from THE BOY . I was very impressed - it being Sunday and all - but apparently he doesn't see barriers, just challenges lol: . The staff at DHL he said were very accommodating, after their 'chat' scared2:
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All I have to do now is ditribute these mobile phones from Nigeria to their chosen 'owners' and I can finally get these pictures of Nick.
THE BOY drives a hard bargain 8)
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He is skilled in the arts of money-making. He can also pick winners at the races rubschin:
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He is skilled in the arts of money-making. He can also pick winners at the races rubschin:
How about the lottery like...? We could have a pub syndicate... rubschin:
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We could be on a winner here ~ TMR and The Boy ~ unbeatable, we'll soon put Ladbrooks out of busniess.
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We are off to his new school tomorrow, to discuss the terms of their surrender, like
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Just met his class teacher eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:
also
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I take it you have a renewed interest in THE BOY'S education noooo:
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Well that's good because I expect you're be seeing her quite often.
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Did she "surrender" eyes: or is it to be a fence: then ?
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Which is more preferable Snoops rubschin:
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Depends ~ I don't like the surrender to be too easy but on the other hand ~ well I can't do it with my left hand ~ but Nick can. whistle:
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She has luxuriant red hair (not ginger, mind, red). And stiletto heeled boots, and other stuff too eyes:
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And some fell upon stony ground ::)
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She has luxuriant red hair (not ginger, mind, red). And stiletto heeled boots, and other stuff too eyes:
They talk about Dad's like you in the staffroom you know. And none of it is complimentary!
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I was only
ogling looking Shrugs:
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Dribbling, salivating, mumbling, fluttering, flexing ........................................
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There may have been some dribble, I admit surrender:
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And the obligatory adjustment of the Y Fronts if I know you.
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And the obligatory adjustment of the Y Fronts if I know you.
Also known as surreptitious wanking by the female staff.
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So why do lady teachers all dress like they are in a porn film then? (Apart from Mrs Lea, obviously)
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I honestly think that most men impose their own fantasies onto teachers. They could be wearing velour jogging bottoms and a hoodie and you'd still think she was dressing for her night job.
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And Mr Wench, is he too the object of suburban female fantasies?
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He is. It has given him ideas above his station. noooo:
Last time I went to school I walked in behind some Yummy Mummys who were talking about nibbling on Mr Wench's peachy backside. noooo:
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nibbling on Mr Wench's peachy backside.
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The hussies eeek:
Did you put them right, like?
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Wearing boots with a stiletto heel eeek:
She should be wearing shapeless clothes, never wash her hair nor apply make up and never look you directly in the eye .
What a hussy
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They were horrified when they realised who I was. lol:
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I have to see her again onThursday, but Mrs Nick will be there too noooo:
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They were horrified when they realised who I was. lol:
Is that when you had your pink moon boots clamped down on their faces in the gravel whistle:
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And get blood on my pretty boots!!! Hell no!!!
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She just called for a chat eyes:
cloud9:
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Suggestive of nervousness and needing reassurance ~ prolly caused by your excessive drooling.
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She just called for a chat eyes:
cloud9:
See most parents don't consider that a good thing! Mr Wench has spent a week trying to track down one parent!
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Attractive, is she? eyes:
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Met the flame haired tart again. The Boy's teacher was there (cleavage, pony tail) and, and, MISS NETBALL KIT cloud9:
I didn't know which way to turn eyes:
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How much of a turning circle did you have rubschin:
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I positioned myself for maximum viewing pleasure eveilgrin:
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I positioned myself for maximum viewing pleasure eveilgrin:
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Met the flame haired tart again. The Boy's teacher was there (cleavage, pony tail) and, and, MISS NETBALL KIT cloud9:
I didn't know which way to turn eyes:
That reminds me of an old Max Miller joke. rubschin:
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Do share!
Lytton Strachey, Edwardian author and famously homosexual, was questioned in 1914 as he tried to get exemption from military service.
They asked him the killer question: 'What would you do if you saw a German soldier trying to rape your sister?'
He replied, ' I would try to get between them.' drumroll:
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I was walking along this narrow mountain pass - so narrow that nobody else could pass you, when I saw a beautiful blonde walking towards me. A beautiful blonde with not a stitch on, yes, not a stitch on, lady. Cor blimey, I didn't know whether to toss myself off or block her passage.
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DS's dad, perchance?
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DS's dad, perchance?
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A compliment, rare her, I admit, but a compliment ::)
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A compliment, rare her, I admit, but a compliment ::)
My Dad was not blonde or given to naked mountain walking.
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Unlike you then
Perhaps from your mother's side?
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I was walking along this narrow mountain pass - so narrow that nobody else could pass you, when I saw a beautiful blonde walking towards me. A beautiful blonde with not a stitch on, yes, not a stitch on, lady. Cor blimey, I didn't know whether to toss myself off or block her passage.
That, I believe was the joke that had him banned from the BBC ;)
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The Boy is playing in the local Music Festival
He is playing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykRZbOb1c5c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykRZbOb1c5c)
Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Does he know anything apart from that? I seem to recall he has been torturing you with that "piece" for nearly a year now.
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He is perfecting it angry041:
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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:lalalala ?
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When he came here he sat at our ancient upright, which at the time had several keys that didn't work, and belted out a brilliant ragtime version of "She'll be Coming Round the Mountain" much to the dismay of the THW who was mortified that a ten year old could play the piano that she was still picking at scales on with two fingers. I don't think she has touched the thing twice since his visit despite my having paid to have it restored and tuned because she was blaming the condition of the piano for her lack of ability. I blame lack of application to practice ~ so that's more £s wasted on piano tuners and lessons then. evil:
To any parent I recommend that you get your child to learn to play the Church Organ. Not only will they be welcomed with open arms into any community they choose to live in but it has the added benefit that practice cannot be done at home eveilgrin:
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We have our own organ eveilgrin:
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Most boys do I believe.
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We have our own organ eveilgrin:
I did say CHURCH ORGAN. I have seen your organ, very nice too if very very old and rather small point:
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Pump it and it goes like a train!
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Straight to the cake shop!
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Straight to the cake shop!
Perhaps that is the reason why Nick's organ is soo dusty? Too many trips to the cake shop. rubschin:
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He is in more technological trouble again. Put some credit on his Christmas mobile yesterday. He blew the whole £10 downloading games from the INtermong cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
He is now going to get Mrs Nick's ancient Nokia brick-phone. He will be most displeased eveilgrin:
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Well why not buy him some games then or a Wii?
Punishing him for doing exactly what any normal boy would do doesn't seem right.
I'll shut up now ~ not my place to interfere etc but honestly noooo:
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That is exactly what most kids his age would do. Does he have a game system of any sort? If not it might be an idea to get him one. I believe Nintendo DS are very popular amongst the young uns. It would also give you something to take away from him as punishment next time he does something wrong.
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cussing:
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cussing:
Wenchy is right.... You should buy him the biggest rootin' tootin' games console and let him get on with it...
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And you can fook off too Angry9:
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And you can fook off too Angry9:
Just trying to help like.... redface:
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He was not pleased eveilgrin:
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He was not pleased eveilgrin:
Poor little sod... noooo:
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He ought to cut out the online shopping then eveilgrin:
CHrist he has his own compooter, like. I didn't achieve that till I was 40!!
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. . he has his own compooter, like. I didn't achieve that till I was 40!!
We all guessed that. ::)
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. . he has his own compooter, like. I didn't achieve that till I was 40!!
We all guessed that. ::)
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He ought to cut out the online shopping then eveilgrin:
CHrist he has his own compooter, like. I didn't achieve that till I was 40!!
When we were his age we both had gameboys and a main computer to share. And I think you'll have gathered from my previous mentions that my Dad was not one for spoiling or general niceness! ;) He used to ban us from both regularally and it was a good punishment tool.
He may have a large computer but it isn't portable and the games for pcs are limited and v expenisve. Perhaps it is time to visit the portability issue. It's only a suggestion!
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He has more toys and equipment than the average marine on patrol in Baghdad!! He even has his own portable goal post FFS. And a mini recording studio
I draw the line at online shopping with my money evil:
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As do I. I wasn't suggesting you "reward" him with it instantally more just a thought for the future.
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He has more toys and equipment than the average marine on patrol in Baghdad!! He even has his own portable goal post FFS. And a mini recording studio
I draw the line at online shopping with my money evil:
It could be worse Nick, it you check your history and find out that its full of sites like Pirate Bay, Mininova etc then you can really start worrying.