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Title: Where is the Wench
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2007, 12:51:55 PM
I have been waiting here for ages and she has not served me!
Title: Re: Where is the Wench
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2007, 01:17:18 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2007, 12:51:55 PM
I have been waiting here for ages and she has not served me!

She has visitors (Her Mother and Brother I understand) and was last heard of tearing out her hair and screaming "Go Away"! Mr Wench seems to have made a few unwise comments on the subject but I'm sure she will be back to tell us all about it. sleep017
We will need to provide lots of understanding and  happy100
Title: Re: Where is the Wench
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2007, 01:21:43 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 18, 2007, 01:17:18 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2007, 12:51:55 PM
I have been waiting here for ages and she has not served me!

She has visitors (Her Mother and Brother I understand) and was last heard of tearing out her hair and screaming "Go Away"! Mr Wench seems to have made a few unwise comments on the subject but I'm sure she will be back to tell us all about it. sleep017
We will need to provide lots of understanding and  happy100

Nonsense!

She is still sitting on the platform at Epsom station. sad24:
Title: Re: Where is the Wench
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 18, 2007, 01:25:41 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 15, 2007, 07:51:10 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 14, 2007, 07:50:43 PM
I have been in Manchester all day with Miss Whiplash.

OK?

You swine!

Poor Wenchy left sitting on a bench on the platform, sobbing her way through a box of tissues and stabbing furry toys with a hatpin.

Later, Mr Wench with ears chewed off, huddled in the corner eating a cold kebab.

All because Nick had to spend a day of exquisite pain in the Mancunian fleshpots.

I am ashamed for my fellow man. sad24:
Title: Re: Where is the Wench
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2007, 01:30:18 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 18, 2007, 01:25:41 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 15, 2007, 07:51:10 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 14, 2007, 07:50:43 PM
I have been in Manchester all day with Miss Whiplash.

OK?

You swine!

Poor Wenchy left sitting on a bench on the platform, sobbing her way through a box of tissues and stabbing furry toys with a hatpin.

Later, Mr Wench with ears chewed off, huddled in the corner eating a cold kebab.

All because Nick had to spend a day of exquisite pain in the Mancunian fleshpots.

I am ashamed for my fellow man. sad24:
Nothing wrong with a little repetition for emphasis.

 redface: redface:
Title: Re: Where is the Wench
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2007, 02:25:06 PM
I dunno why I bother  ::)
Title: Re: Where is the Wench
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2007, 03:24:55 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 18, 2007, 02:25:06 PM
I dunno why I bother  ::)
Agreed  ;)
Title: Re: Where is the Wench
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2007, 03:31:19 PM
That's Cool!
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