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Title: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2009, 01:11:24 PM
All nice and ready, like

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 01:13:01 PM
I didn't know you could get that many words in a thread title  noooo:

Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2009, 01:13:37 PM
Will they be having starters? What do we think?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 01:14:24 PM
I think your mate needs to come and stay with you again otherwise you are going to have an awfully long weekend  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2009, 01:15:19 PM
Will Pastis wear his new fez?   rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2009, 02:29:55 PM
Will Pastis wear his new fez?   rubschin:

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Better watch out for his tassle with that axe around.
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 06, 2009, 02:46:04 PM
One of my daughters graduated late last year. I now know more about tassels than anyone should. eeek:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2009, 03:00:03 PM
Anyhoo. I wonder if he will take her a little gift? He is a true gent and would not want to arrive empty handed, like
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 03:02:00 PM
Anyhoo. I wonder if he will take her a little gift? He is a true gent and would not want to arrive empty handed, like

There is really no need Nicholas  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2009, 03:02:24 PM
Flowers, I spect
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 03:05:47 PM
You really do have a very overactive imagination noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2009, 03:06:28 PM
A real man would take a PaintPod...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2009, 03:10:56 PM
And invite the lady back for a spot of post-lunch decorating, perhaps  rubschin:

Or a 'coffee'
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 06, 2009, 03:12:19 PM
A real man would take a PaintPod...  whistle:

and a real uphill gardener would take a SeedPod ;)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2009, 03:16:32 PM
A real man would take a PaintPod...  whistle:

and a real uphill gardener would take a SeedPod ;)
Have I misunderstood something significant here?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 03:16:59 PM
And invite the lady back for a spot of post-lunch decorating, perhaps  rubschin:

Or a 'coffee'

Coffee  sick2:

Lady  Shrugs:

Post - lunch decorating   noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2009, 03:18:10 PM
I can't wait for Sunday

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2009, 03:22:44 PM
A real man would take a PaintPod...  whistle:

and a real uphill gardener would take a SeedPod ;)
Have I misunderstood something significant here?
Shrugs:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2009, 03:27:50 PM
Wot he said
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 03:32:12 PM
Confused.com 
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on March 06, 2009, 03:38:06 PM
Bloody 'ell  eeek: eeek:

 doh:

Anyhoo, the good news is that the surgeon says my knee is unremarkable  angel1  and there is no longer a condition  angel1


Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 03:39:10 PM
 happ096

Do you fancy lunch on Sunday to celebrate  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2009, 03:41:15 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on March 06, 2009, 03:41:31 PM
Great idea!  happy088

Shall we tell the others?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 03:42:15 PM
Na don't bother - they will only think the worst  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2009, 03:43:58 PM
Good plan  happy088















 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2009, 04:07:49 PM
Na don't bother - they will only think the worst  noooo:
Oh no...  noooo:







We'll think worser than that!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 04:09:07 PM
Damned if you do - doomed if you don't  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2009, 04:12:00 PM
Damned if you do - doomed if you don't  noooo:
Indeed...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2009, 04:15:17 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on March 06, 2009, 04:17:42 PM
Popcorn:

All that Popcorn: and you'll be a  sick2: Nick
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2009, 04:22:45 PM
What sort of flowers? Not garage, obviously, but not too OTT either. And not roses. Tulips?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2009, 04:28:11 PM
Daffs!!
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on March 06, 2009, 04:30:13 PM
What sort of flowers? Not garage, obviously, but not too OTT either. And not roses. Tulips?

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 ;)

Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 04:31:33 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on March 06, 2009, 04:41:47 PM
That'd be a no then?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 04:45:48 PM
That'll be - there's absolutely no need  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2009, 04:49:20 PM
So this knee then, medical clearance to support a bit of extra weight now?  eyes:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2009, 04:51:02 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on March 06, 2009, 05:05:35 PM
So this knee then, medical clearance to support a bit of extra weight now?  eyes:

Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me  surrender:


[serious] Load bearing capacity seems to have returned to normal along with mechanical functioning; note to self advises reduction in weight above said joint will reduce further complications [/serious]
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2009, 08:47:42 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on March 06, 2009, 09:32:20 PM
Popcorn:

48 hours of Popcorn:   .... explodio!  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 07, 2009, 09:27:20 AM
I hear LL is buying a new hat  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on March 07, 2009, 12:20:14 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 07, 2009, 01:10:41 PM
I hear LL is buying a new hat  whistle:

I think the deal was if LL gets another hat then BM can get his projector - so I would imagine that is unlikley Nick   lol:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 07, 2009, 02:29:40 PM
Less than 24 hours to go  Popcorn:

Carvery, eh? I wonder if she will go for the pork  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 07, 2009, 02:35:56 PM
Well as long as I don't want any popcorn - I think a national popcorn famine has now been declared  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 07, 2009, 02:39:00 PM
I knew it was a bad idea to add that emoticon to the options available. ::)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 07, 2009, 03:00:50 PM
Could you replace it with a spontaneous combustion one instead  ;D
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 07, 2009, 03:06:00 PM
Wot like this one do you mean?

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Save it and use it sparingly please.
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2009, 05:18:44 PM
I knew it was a bad idea to add that emoticon to the options available. ::)
Popcorn:

So it is!

No bugger told me.  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 07, 2009, 05:40:43 PM
I knew it was a bad idea to add that emoticon to the options available. ::)
Popcorn:

So it is!

No bugger told me.  noooo:


Would you have listened even if someone had told you? shrugs:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2009, 05:46:14 PM
I knew it was a bad idea to add that emoticon to the options available. ::)
Popcorn:

So it is!

No bugger told me.  noooo:


Would you have listened even if someone had told you? shrugs:

I would certainly have forgotten.  redface:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2009, 06:32:51 PM
this one is on there too now....  Explode:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 07, 2009, 06:51:45 PM
I like that one  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 07, 2009, 07:29:03 PM
this one is on there too now....  Explode:


Thanks old chap ~ now that my PC is up and running again I was going to put that up there this evening as previously promised to Miss D.


Part of the office re-org has included the installation of a new screen ~ gone from a 15 flat to 19 inch ~ what a f'cking difference, especially having been using the 7 inch Asus machine for the past 24 hours. No more magnify the screen for me ~ I can see all now.
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 07, 2009, 07:37:19 PM
Finally we have an all seer  lol:

Are you all done and dusted then - everything back in its place and it all works ????

Sounds a much more productive day than mine  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 07, 2009, 07:47:37 PM
Weeeeeell ~ Me orfice is nice and clean and tidy with bags more room and all the books are in order, new screen fitted. New PC and old screen fitted in Minimus' bedroom. Printers are cleaned and operational, lots of spare cables everywhere and heaps of stuff in boxes that I don't know what to do with currently residing in SWWLTBO's sitting/sewing/crafting/tutoring/tat room ~ she doesn't seem to have noticed yet.  whistle:


Tomorrow I will sort out and throw away tons of CDRs and floppies and stuff that are all in a big box. Mostly stuff I haven't looked at in 5 years or more. Also a day with the shredder looms as I have documents to sort and get rid of in order to make the remains fit the filing cabinets.

Hey I've just found a set of installation discs for Windows 95!!!! Antique value do you suppose?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 07, 2009, 07:55:43 PM
I am seriously impressed  8) 8) 8)

I have been meaning to sort through loads of olds Cdr's for ages now.

I always find something else to do instead  noooo: - I had to find a driver for something the other day . Ended up having to pull everything out. Terrible mess  noooo:. I have just piled them all back in the cupboard though - the intention is there to sort it out but the will is missing at the moment .

Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 07, 2009, 08:01:41 PM
I selected one at random and popped it into the old PC ~ bloody thing spat it straight out  sick2:

Tried another one and got a sort of "You must be joking" message.

I figure this old stuff is just not worth the bother. As for the floppies I'm going to have to dig out a gizmo to read them 'cos my only a few months old HP PC doesn't seem to know what a floppy is (wish I could say the same)

Anyway ~ "Tomorrow is another day"  ;)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 07, 2009, 08:04:33 PM
Don't you work by the principle that if you haven't used it for ages you may not need it  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 07, 2009, 08:21:29 PM
Yes most certainly ~ it's just that whenever I start that sort of clear out and go to throw something in the bin I get this nagging feeling that maybe one day I shall, perhaps, possibly, need it and then I'll be walking around for days and days trying to remember where I've put it. The house will be turned upside down and after about two weeks I will accept that I must have thrown it away ~ then will follow the days and sleepless nights of bitter recriminations and "How could I have been such a fool" before I give way and go buy another ~ at that point I often find the one I thought I had thrown away.

Comes of being born on a farm I suppose. You know how they are always full of rusted old equipment that no-one has the heart to sling out. The minute a scrap dealer drives off with it you just know your brand shiney new one will break down and you'll have to borrow someone else's rusty old one. ~ Worse the owner of the rusty old one will willingly let you borrow it but you just know he will be smirkingly smug about having held onto his and he will be telling everyone in the pub that night about how you got rid of a priceless piece of farm history JUST AT THE WRONG TIME.

It isn't easy being a tidy angel1
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 08, 2009, 01:05:53 AM
It isn't easy being a tidy angel1

Some of us will never know.  redface:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 08, 2009, 09:41:17 AM
It isn't easy being a tidy angel1

Some of us will never know.  redface:

And some of us know so that's why we don't bother.  smile:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2009, 10:24:42 AM
I am so excited!!






 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2009, 10:27:13 AM
 happy100
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2009, 10:27:53 AM
What time is the rendezvous?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2009, 10:36:18 AM
12 o clock for a drink and then some lovely grub  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2009, 10:51:11 AM
Good luck Pastis. We shall all be thinking of you for the rest of the day happy088



Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2009, 10:55:45 AM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

If you hear form him again  scared2:

next on to Cyprus ...

then a trip up North perhaps  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2009, 10:56:57 AM
Don't be late MIss D. Pastis is waiting with his bunch of daffs


























 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2009, 10:57:41 AM
I've just got to go and get ready ....now what should I wear  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2009, 10:58:31 AM
Oh Good Grief  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2009, 11:02:39 AM
Does my bum look big in this ??????????????????????
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 08, 2009, 11:04:09 AM
YES! ~ But that may just be my new 19 inch flat screen. whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2009, 11:05:57 AM
turn the webcam sideways then - it that any better  ;)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 08, 2009, 11:09:46 AM
Not Chinese are you?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2009, 11:10:03 AM
I see she is trying to dress to impress!
























 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2009, 11:11:40 AM
Indeed - those that scoffed at pastel shell suits would eat their words now  lol:

Has anyone seen my keys  rubschin:


Right I'm outta here  .................

have a nice afternoon all

-x-

Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2009, 11:12:53 AM
 Popcorn:

I wonder how it's going
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 08, 2009, 03:18:00 PM
Obviously they are making a meal of it.  ;)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on March 08, 2009, 04:48:46 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on March 08, 2009, 04:52:48 PM
I see I beat her home.... perhaps I should rephrase that  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2009, 04:56:29 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2009, 04:59:09 PM
I see I beat her home.... perhaps I should rephrase that  rubschin:

Just got in (hiccup ) or should I rephrase that  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2009, 04:59:47 PM
Pork or beef? Puddings?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2009, 05:01:50 PM
mainly liquid lunch  lol:

Both had beef though - is that ok  Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on March 08, 2009, 05:04:02 PM
Lots of beef(s)  ;)

No puddings... will have to reconvene to sample the desserts  eyes:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2009, 05:08:36 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2009, 05:15:08 PM
Ok

For a serious update - it was a lovely afternoon. Busy pub in Dulwich Village - complete with Thunderstorm and horrible rain for special effects. Gorgeous food and great company. Had laughs and 'serious' chats - caught up on goss and just a thoroughly pleasant afternoon.

Aided by about 5 glasses of wine  eeek:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on March 08, 2009, 05:18:12 PM
Ok

For a serious update - it was a lovely afternoon. Busy pub in Dulwich Village - complete with Thunderstorm and horrible rain for special effects. Gorgeous food and great company. Had laughs and 'serious' chats - caught up on goss and just a thoroughly pleasant afternoon.

Aided by about 5 glasses of wine  eeek:

5?  shocked003  That's not counting the bottle I had before you turned up then  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2009, 05:19:48 PM
You're just a lush  lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2009, 05:33:17 PM
And the photographers?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2009, 05:36:05 PM
Some little gremlin that took a picture of me much to Pastis's delight  evil:

Their parents were trying to encourage them to be creative   noooo: - just wait til that picture gets put onto the computer. Will give them nightmares forever  evil:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on March 08, 2009, 05:42:26 PM
And the photographers?

Were under age  eeek:   Very liberal of the parents to allow their offspring to snap the diners at the adjacent table... a school project no doubt  ::)

We should have flicked carrots at them  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 08, 2009, 05:44:03 PM
I'd have had "words" ~ children belong in the nursery with Nanny ~ they do not belong in Pubs  evil: (Sorry pet hate is kids in pubs)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2009, 05:50:27 PM
The Pic is already on the Intermong. Facebook  whistle:

The look on her face!!  ;D
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2009, 05:55:57 PM
The Pic is already on the Intermong. Facebook  whistle:

The look on her face!!  ;D

Well it has to be an improvement to  the normal one that's on there  Shrugs:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2009, 05:56:29 PM
Anyhoo, about LL's splendid new hat?


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Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2009, 08:39:31 AM
Lots of beef(s)  ;)
No puddings... will have to reconvene to sample the desserts  eyes:

Reconvention this Sunday  - with dessert ( if he has not poisoned himself with phawed out pheasant phood poisoning )  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2009, 08:44:46 AM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on April 27, 2009, 10:24:56 AM
The pheasant was good... although quite strong  redface:    Looking forward to the roast beef next Sunday  ;D
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2009, 10:38:00 AM
Not the pork then?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2009, 11:01:26 AM
No swines for lunch  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on April 27, 2009, 12:27:20 PM
Pedantically may I be the first to point out that swine is both singular and plural and has no need of an 's' at the end?  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2009, 12:29:07 PM
Wot abowt when it don't refer to the animal like  ;D
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2009, 12:29:33 PM
And also she is on a diet, so she certainly wouldn't want more than one swine anyhoo. ANd no cider, either
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2009, 12:30:42 PM
She'll be on a diet next week - we plan a tour of the finest fish restaurants in Cyprus...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2009, 12:31:07 PM
And also she is on a diet, so she certainly wouldn't want more than one swine anyhoo. ANd no cider, either

Says who  evil:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on April 27, 2009, 12:31:13 PM
Wot abowt when it don't refer to the animal like  ;D

Tsk!
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2009, 12:31:40 PM
She'll be on a diet next week - we plan a tour of the finest fish restaurants in Cyprus...  whistle:

I'll be house sitting then I guess  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2009, 12:32:15 PM
She'll be on a diet next week - we plan a tour of the finest fish restaurants in Cyprus...  whistle:

I'll be house sitting then I guess  lol:
And grouting... don't forget grouting like....
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on April 27, 2009, 12:32:28 PM
She'll be on a diet next week - we plan a tour of the finest fish restaurants in Cyprus...  whistle:

I'll be house sitting then I guess  lol:

 shutup:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2009, 12:33:11 PM
So restrained today....I'm in a fighting mood ...don't be shy now  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on April 28, 2009, 06:28:22 PM
I shall have to cut a hole in my swine 'flu mask for Sunday Lunch  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 28, 2009, 06:33:19 PM
I shall bring the axe  lol:

Alternatively we could just have a liquid lunch  whistle:

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Post by: Pastis on April 28, 2009, 06:51:57 PM
 happy001 happy001

Wine through a straw...  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on May 01, 2009, 02:32:14 PM
No pudding. She has to squish into her bikini. BM has promised pics  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 01, 2009, 02:54:02 PM
Has BM ever delivered on any of his promises  noooo:

And if this is the first time then he may find that his button pressing arm might just have a likkle accident  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on May 01, 2009, 02:56:48 PM
The shower is finished, he claims. Um................ rubschin:

Do you like goat?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2009, 02:58:37 PM
No pudding. She has to squish into her bikini. BM has promised pics  cloud9:
Funny you should mention pics... I've just been preparing Miss D's bedroom...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on May 01, 2009, 02:59:32 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 01, 2009, 02:59:36 PM
In what capacity rubschin: ...roaming the fields, interfering with people's washing lines and generally head butting small children are all fine by me.

In the swimming pool is another matter altogether  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 01, 2009, 03:00:34 PM
No pudding. She has to squish into her bikini. BM has promised pics  cloud9:
Funny you should mention pics... I've just been preparing Miss D's bedroom...  whistle:

Oh gawd - should I be worried  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2009, 03:02:52 PM
No pudding. She has to squish into her bikini. BM has promised pics  cloud9:
Funny you should mention pics... I've just been preparing Miss D's bedroom...  whistle:

Oh gawd - should I be worried  rubschin:
Noooooo....  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on May 01, 2009, 03:04:24 PM
Be worried
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Post by: Pastis on May 02, 2009, 06:46:34 PM
By the way Miss D, dress code for lunch has changed...   whistle:


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Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 02, 2009, 07:11:31 PM
Oh bugger - I may have to go shopping first then.  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 03, 2009, 05:05:06 AM
Oh ~ there's a change. ::)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 03, 2009, 06:43:18 AM
Not having lunch until they all stop puking  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2009, 10:22:47 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 03, 2009, 05:10:51 PM
Lovely lunch ( and company of course )  ...just got home.

Need to sleep - it is that fatal sun , loads of food and drink combo. Plus that Ear Worm  eyes: -  Pastis will know what I mean  ;)
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Post by: Pastis on May 03, 2009, 05:17:25 PM
A five hour lunch can only be good training for the Eastern Mediterranean experience, surely?

Ear worms you say?   noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Snoopy on May 04, 2009, 06:46:10 AM
A five hour lunch can only be good training for the Eastern Mediterranean experience, surely?

Ear worms you say?   noooo:

I suspect her earworm is of someone saying ~ "Another Glass Bottle?"
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 04, 2009, 06:56:25 AM
 lol:

That Perrier water stuff can be quite lethal  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 04, 2009, 08:02:14 AM
Especially with the twist of lime  ::)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 04, 2009, 12:03:25 PM
"A twist of Lime saves nine"
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Post by: Pastis on May 04, 2009, 04:45:32 PM
"A twist of Lime saves nine"

9 wot?   rubschin:
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Post by: Barman on May 04, 2009, 06:41:34 PM
"A twist of Lime saves nine"

9 wot?   rubschin:
Lemons...  ::)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2009, 04:44:21 PM
Round 3 on Sunday - when I will allow myself a little tipple or 3  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on June 08, 2009, 05:09:06 PM
 happy088

Round Three makes it sound a little like a boxing match  rubschin:  Can we assure the patrons of the VP that this is not the case?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 08, 2009, 05:20:57 PM
We won't believe you anyway.  whistle:
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Post by: Pastis on June 08, 2009, 05:44:34 PM
So we can make stuff up, like?    eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 08, 2009, 05:46:37 PM
Oh I think we have drawn our own conclusions by now  whistle:
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Post by: Pastis on June 08, 2009, 05:53:47 PM
* makes note in diary for June 14 to bring bailer twine, marigolds, citrus fruit and assorted jouets d'amour *
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2009, 05:54:50 PM
Do I have to bring the wardrobe then  ::)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 08, 2009, 05:56:18 PM
As ever Miss D ~ as ever









BTW Just to be pedantic it is Baler as in Bales of hay which is what one binds with Baler twine. Down in Darzet they calls it Binder twine
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on June 08, 2009, 06:02:19 PM
Do I have to bring the wardrobe then  ::)

Wardrobe as in clothing or flatpack?  eeek:

And Snoops, your pedantry is noted  ;)   Let's just call it rope from now on  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2009, 06:49:29 PM
I hear LL has bought a new hat  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2009, 06:50:06 PM
I hear LL has bought a new hat  cloud9:
eeek:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2009, 06:59:12 PM
LL has bought lots of hats - she likes hats  noooo:

Pastis is teaching me to speak proper English like and improve me table manners ...he is like me very own Professor Higgins ( purely the educational stuff you understand !!! ) - though I am nuffink like Eliza  cry:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 08, 2009, 08:04:57 PM
"I washed me 'ands before I came I did"
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2009, 08:09:39 PM
You won't catch Swine Flu then  whistle:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 09, 2009, 06:21:45 AM
"I washed me 'ands before I came I did"


I hope that you washed your hands afterwards too. eeek:












Some people impart far to much information at times IMHO noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 09, 2009, 07:22:00 AM
LL has bought lots of hats - she likes hats  noooo:

Pastis is teaching me to speak proper English like and improve me table manners ...he is like me very own Professor Higgins ( purely the educational stuff you understand !!! ) - though I am nuffink like Eliza  cry:


"I washed me face and hands before I come I did" Is a quote from Pygmalion written by George Bernard Shaw and was used in the musical version of that work when it was called "My Fair Lady". The words were spoken by "Eliza" to "Professor Higgins" which is why I used part of the quotation  Banghead
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 09, 2009, 07:39:56 AM
Pearls before swine Snoopy.  ::)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 09, 2009, 07:52:11 AM
 lol: Couldn't have put it better myself.

Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 09, 2009, 07:59:47 AM
lol: Couldn't have put it better myself.

Why can't a woman be more like a man?

Don't think you'd really want that now would ya  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 09, 2009, 08:00:16 AM
Women are irrational, that's all there is to that! Their heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags. They're nothing but exasperating, irritating, vacillating, calculating, agitating, maddening and infuriating hags!


Professor Higgins  happy088
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2009, 08:45:44 AM
Women are irrational, that's all there is to that! Their heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags. They're nothing but exasperating, irritating, vacillating, calculating, agitating, maddening and infuriating hags!


Professor Higgins  happy088
He was obviously a bit of a pooftah then like...?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 09, 2009, 08:54:38 AM
He was obviously a bit of a pooftah then like...?

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 09, 2009, 10:48:22 AM
Women are irrational, that's all there is to that! Their heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags. They're nothing but exasperating, irritating, vacillating, calculating, agitating, maddening and infuriating hags!


Professor Higgins  happy088
He was obviously a bit of a pooftah then like...?

As I recall he got to screw (implied) Audrey Hepburn at the end of the movie ~ and who among us chaps wouldn't have liked that chance?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2009, 10:53:02 AM
Women are irrational, that's all there is to that! Their heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags. They're nothing but exasperating, irritating, vacillating, calculating, agitating, maddening and infuriating hags!


Professor Higgins  happy088
He was obviously a bit of a pooftah then like...?

As I recall he got to screw (implied) Audrey Hepburn at the end of the movie ~ and who among us chaps wouldn't have liked that chance?
Well, I was a bit young at the time...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 09, 2009, 11:26:26 AM
Bloody kids  evil:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Bar Wench on June 09, 2009, 12:14:24 PM
Women are irrational, that's all there is to that! Their heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags. They're nothing but exasperating, irritating, vacillating, calculating, agitating, maddening and infuriating hags!


Professor Higgins  happy088
He was obviously a bit of a pooftah then like...?

As I recall he got to screw (implied) Audrey Hepburn at the end of the movie ~ and who among us chaps wouldn't have liked that chance?

She brought him his slippers! How on earth do you get a screw out of that!
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 09, 2009, 12:30:17 PM
The act of fetching his slippers was her offering herself to him. His acceptance of the slippers and knowing smirk to camera implied all that would follow.

This does not mean that if the faithful pub hound brings BM his slippers he is looking for BM to slip him a length however  sick2:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 09, 2009, 05:04:06 PM
I thought it was always the dog that fetched the slippers  rubschin:

and then chewed them  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Bar Wench on June 09, 2009, 07:34:19 PM
The act of fetching his slippers was her offering herself to him. His acceptance of the slippers and knowing smirk to camera implied all that would follow.

This does not mean that if the faithful pub hound brings BM his slippers he is looking for BM to slip him a length however  sick2:

So how is one to know when slipper bringing is slipper bringing and when it is well, bringing something else?  eyes:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Snoopy on June 09, 2009, 07:55:15 PM
The act of fetching his slippers was her offering herself to him. His acceptance of the slippers and knowing smirk to camera implied all that would follow.

This does not mean that if the faithful pub hound brings BM his slippers he is looking for BM to slip him a length however  sick2:

So how is one to know when slipper bringing is slipper bringing and when it is well, bringing something else?  eyes:

It's all in the submissive look and the acceptance of that submission. If I were fetching BM's slippers they would get a good chewing  sick2: and then be thrown at him.
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2009, 07:56:32 PM
The act of fetching his slippers was her offering herself to him. His acceptance of the slippers and knowing smirk to camera implied all that would follow.

This does not mean that if the faithful pub hound brings BM his slippers he is looking for BM to slip him a length however  sick2:

So how is one to know when slipper bringing is slipper bringing and when it is well, bringing something else?  eyes:

It's all in the submissive look and the acceptance of that submission. If I were fetching BM's slippers they would get a good chewing  sick2: and then be thrown at him.
And you'd get a good newspapering!  cussing:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 09, 2009, 07:58:56 PM
and if you were fetching Wenchy's slippers  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 09, 2009, 07:59:29 PM
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Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 09, 2009, 08:01:12 PM
and if you were fetching Wenchy's slippers  whistle:

I'd be very very careful ~ wouldn't want to break the glass.
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 09, 2009, 08:02:02 PM
You smoothy  8)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 09, 2009, 08:43:54 PM
I do soulful too


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Post by: Nick on June 12, 2009, 04:28:35 PM
 Popcorn:
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Post by: Pastis on June 12, 2009, 04:31:54 PM
It's only Friday!  doh:    You'll have to wait 'til Sunday afternoon at best.
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Post by: Nick on June 12, 2009, 04:32:27 PM
 Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 12, 2009, 04:37:33 PM
I haven't had anything alcoholic to drink in 2 weeks - saving myself for Sunday  angel1
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Post by: Nick on June 12, 2009, 04:38:20 PM
I haven't had anything alcoholic to drink in 2 weeks - saving myself for Sunday  angel1
char048
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 12, 2009, 04:40:14 PM
Tis true....  cry:
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Post by: Pastis on June 12, 2009, 04:41:58 PM
I haven't had anything alcoholic to drink in 2 weeks - saving myself for Sunday  angel1

 eeek:  Will you be safe on a P5 or do we need to book taxis?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 12, 2009, 04:44:08 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

I'll be safe - I can't guarantee the same for other passengers  lol:
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Post by: Pastis on June 12, 2009, 05:01:48 PM
I shall bring a sign with me  rubschin:


MOVE ALONG ~ NOTHING TO SEE HERE ~ MOVE ALONG
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 12, 2009, 05:46:26 PM
I don't think they would even notice  whistle:

A passenger who died on a bus was left in the garage overnight when the driver "forgot" about him.

Pawel Modzelewski, 25, was still slumped in his top-deck seat as the bus went out the following morning and was only discovered when a worried commuter raised the alarm. The passenger alerted the driver after spotting vomit on the dead man's clothes. Police discovered an empty syringe in Mr Modzelewski's right hand and a small wrap of what appeared to be heroin. Mr Modzelewski boarded the No36 bus at around 12.29am in Queen's Park, West London, on January 19 this year. The bus's CCTV footage showed him slumping forward 12 minutes later.
The driver thought Mr Modzelewski was asleep and tried to rouse him at the end of the journey at New Cross Gate garage, South London, an inquest heard. Paul Bailey, accident prevention manager for the London Central Bus Company, said: "There was no response and he forgot to tell anyone about the man. The cleaners didn't clean the bus and the driver went home."  eeek:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on June 12, 2009, 05:58:32 PM
Typical on a 36  ::)  or even the bendy version, a 436. That said, the central section of a 436 is a bit like playing Twister  eeek:

Anyhoo, whacked chicken is currently marinading in coriander and lime  cloud9:

Ooops, that should be in the Dinner Tonight thread  redface:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2009, 03:15:46 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 13, 2009, 04:25:33 PM
Popcorn:
Is he still whacking his chicken?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 13, 2009, 04:26:31 PM
 eeek:

Think he might have taken it to a BBQ tonight  whistle:
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Post by: Nick on June 13, 2009, 04:28:49 PM
So he doesn't get lonely  like  sad32:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 13, 2009, 06:49:01 PM
Curry take-a-way  cloud9:







That's a Balti Carry-oot for those studying the Scots vernacular.  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 14, 2009, 04:59:59 PM
Looks like I got home first for a change  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on June 14, 2009, 05:04:42 PM
I got way laid  whistle:

The chap whose BBQ it was last night was tending his front garden and we nattered  angel1
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 14, 2009, 05:19:35 PM
You must be exhausted then - I couldn't get a word in all afternoon  whistle:
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Post by: Pastis on June 14, 2009, 06:44:23 PM
 eeek:  Riveting conversation wasn't it  ;)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pirate on June 14, 2009, 08:06:39 PM
I got laid  whistle:

 eyes:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 14, 2009, 08:09:24 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Blimey - he really must have had a very interesting journey home then  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on June 15, 2009, 07:57:07 AM
 Popcorn:

Full report required or else we will have to make stuff up, like
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Post by: Nick on June 15, 2009, 08:07:00 AM
Miss D reports

'Well Pastis suggested a new place for our tete a tete and it was dead posh like. Umbrellas in the drinks and everyfink. The menu was on a blackboard, which strcuk me as odd as I am used to them being on plastic cards or in lit up wall boxes like. And they didn't just do burgers and stuff. It was amazing.  There were waiters and waitresses too who asked what you wanted instead of saying 'Do you want the meal deal?' It was like being in a film.

Pastis talked a lot and used lots of big words like 'Taramasalata' and 'wheelbarrow'. I got quite flustered and had to keep checking my dictionary under the table. We had some wine. like, quite a lot I think, but I can't quite remember. It was the pink sort. I asked if they had sausages, but it wasn't that kind of place it seems. And the veggies came on little plates by themselves like, which was meant to be posh, but was just a bit of a faff.

I asked for some pudding, but they called it 'dessert' but it was quite nice anyway and not at all fattening angel1 which is why I had two

I got home, um, later. I think. Ooh my head
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 15, 2009, 08:12:56 AM
What is there to report  Shrugs:

We met at 12 . Had a few drinks. Had food about 2 ( usual humungous amount  redface: ) . Had a few more drinks . Left just after 5 got home by 6.

It was lovely and sunny - Pastis spent most of his time watching the ladees in summer clothing coming in and out of the pub  whistle: I did offer to move out of the way if I was blocking his view at any time  lol:

Another meet to be arranged after return from summer hols  cloud9:

Is that sufficient ?



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Post by: Nick on June 15, 2009, 08:18:12 AM
Pastis writes

'By Christ she can drink  eeek:. Bottle of rose while I explained the menu to her and another with the starter. She tried to show me her leg injury after the third, but I was too gentlemanly to inspect it. So i gazed around at some of the other proper laydees like.

Tried to tell her about my forthcoming trip to the Baltic, but her geography is a bit hazy and she thought I was talking about Africa. When I said everyone there was blonde she got really puzzled and made me draw a map.

She eats like a horse too  noooo: Double helpings of main course and then two puddings  eeek:

I swear I heard her chair creaking.

I had to show her the way back to the bus stop and left her hanging off it and singing Irish songs.
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 15, 2009, 08:22:52 AM
It's almost like you were there  rubschin:

You weren't the gentlemen in the corner wearing a panama hat and reading The Observer upside down were you  whistle:
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Post by: Nick on June 15, 2009, 08:23:57 AM
No, I have been in bed with a low temperature
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 15, 2009, 08:25:18 AM
So you say ....and feeling death up as well  eeek:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on June 15, 2009, 09:27:59 AM
So you say ....and feeling death up as well  eeek:
 
 eeek:
What?



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Post by: Nick on June 15, 2009, 09:28:28 AM
 shrugs:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 15, 2009, 10:30:02 AM
He was feeling death  - like

This morning  whistle:
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Post by: Barman on June 15, 2009, 10:30:33 AM
He was feeling death  - like

This morning  whistle:
Me too...  noooo:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 15, 2009, 10:34:53 AM
You could take your bucket off, that will prolly make you feel better, if not it will be a very handy vomit receptacle apart from the holes that is.
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Post by: Barman on June 15, 2009, 01:37:36 PM
You could take your bucket off, that will prolly make you feel better, if not it will be a very handy vomit receptacle apart from the holes that is.
I didn't wear the bucket!  cussing:
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Post by: Nick on June 15, 2009, 01:38:48 PM
Translation: "LL would not let me wear the bucket."
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Post by: Barman on June 15, 2009, 01:39:18 PM
Translation: "LL would not let me wear the bucket."
No...  redface:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 15, 2009, 02:15:39 PM
In your picture you are wearing a bucket, are you telling me that this is not a true and accurate representation of yourself?
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Post by: Nick on June 15, 2009, 02:16:54 PM
Anything accurate would be too scarey
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Post by: Barman on June 15, 2009, 04:20:35 PM
In your picture you are wearing a bucket, are you telling me that this is not a true and accurate representation of yourself?
Quite so...  redface:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 15, 2009, 04:26:42 PM
Oh
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Post by: Barman on June 15, 2009, 04:35:31 PM
Oh
Is that your leg then...?  rubschin:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 15, 2009, 05:27:50 PM
Well, no it's just one I borrowed, but it doesn't make me hot and bothered and neither do I have to drink luke warm beer through a straw when I do wear stockings.
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Post by: Barman on June 15, 2009, 05:33:20 PM
Well, no it's just one I borrowed, but it doesn't make me hot and bothered and neither do I have to drink luke warm beer through a straw when I do wear stockings.
Look, I didn't wear the bucket to the party!  Banghead
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Post by: Nick on June 15, 2009, 06:09:40 PM
I am desperate to hear LL's account of this fiasco for some reason
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Post by: Barman on June 15, 2009, 06:12:49 PM
I am desperate to hear LL's account of this fiasco for some reason
There was no fiasco!

I just had a last minute change of heart on the costume like... well, not so last minuter actually...  redface:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 15, 2009, 06:16:43 PM
Well if you changed you heart and you didn't go as tin man that only leaves 1 other choice surely  rubschin:
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Post by: Pastis on June 15, 2009, 06:21:51 PM
 Popcorn:
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Post by: Snoopy on June 15, 2009, 06:40:20 PM
Well if you changed you heart and you didn't go as tin man that only leaves 1 other choice surely  rubschin:

Dorothy?   whistle:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 15, 2009, 07:43:34 PM
BM tries on his Dorothy dress and poses for LL


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Post by: Barman on June 16, 2009, 04:32:27 AM
Well if you changed you heart and you didn't go as tin man that only leaves 1 other choice surely  rubschin:
**Cough** bargirl **Cough**  redface:
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Post by: Nick on June 16, 2009, 07:18:11 AM
Well if you changed you heart and you didn't go as tin man that only leaves 1 other choice surely  rubschin:
**Cough** bargirl **Cough**  redface:
point:
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Post by: Pirate on June 16, 2009, 07:48:51 AM
We need to see a photo
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Post by: Nick on June 16, 2009, 07:50:56 AM
 Popcorn:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 16, 2009, 07:56:52 AM
We need to see a photo 

think you'll need to be more specific than that - he will post any ol thing  whistle:
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Post by: Nick on June 16, 2009, 08:19:22 AM

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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 16, 2009, 10:49:03 AM
Good grief that's worse than the picture I found of him dressed in his finery! sick2:
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Post by: Nick on June 16, 2009, 10:49:41 AM
It was the wig he couldn't resist  noooo:

Nice shoes, though  rubschin:
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Post by: Barman on June 16, 2009, 04:39:40 PM
It was the wig he couldn't resist  noooo:

Nice shoes, though  rubschin:
I'll have to wait for the film to come back from the chemist like... if it ever does like...  whistle:
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Post by: Pastis on June 16, 2009, 04:41:10 PM
 char048             whistle:
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Post by: Barman on June 16, 2009, 04:47:51 PM
char048             whistle:
eeek:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 16, 2009, 04:50:23 PM
If he hasn't taken his bucket off yet his nose will be somewhat crumpled me thinks.
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Post by: Barman on June 16, 2009, 04:51:59 PM
Here...  noooo:

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Post by: Snoopy on June 16, 2009, 04:57:05 PM
You silly great tart!  point:
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Post by: Pastis on June 16, 2009, 04:57:20 PM
 shocked003 shocked003 

Jumpin' Jeeeesus!  Is that safe?  Look away now all those of a nervous disposition  scared2:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 16, 2009, 04:59:16 PM
I thought Danny La Rue had died  whacky115
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Post by: Barman on June 16, 2009, 05:03:00 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Pastis on June 16, 2009, 05:03:58 PM
So, what's it like, drinking beer through a straw, like?  eeek:
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Post by: Nick on June 16, 2009, 05:07:04 PM
Now he has done it once he will be finding an excuse to dress up in that kit again as often as possible  noooo:
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Post by: Barman on June 16, 2009, 05:07:21 PM
So, what's it like, drinking beer through a straw, like?  eeek:
Quite pleasant actually...  cloud9:
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Post by: Barman on June 16, 2009, 05:07:38 PM
Now he has done it once he will be finding an excuse to dress up in that kit again as often as possible  noooo:
Moi?  whistle:
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Post by: Nick on June 16, 2009, 05:09:11 PM
Oui
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Post by: Barman on June 16, 2009, 05:09:58 PM
Oui
Do you want to see the other bar girls too like...?  whistle:
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Post by: Snoopy on June 16, 2009, 05:10:44 PM
Now he has done it once he will be finding an excuse to dress up in that kit again as often as possible  noooo:
Moi?  whistle:

Je regrette ainsi mon ami
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Post by: Nick on June 16, 2009, 05:12:51 PM
Any cowboys or indians at this, um, cowboys and indians party?
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Post by: Barman on June 16, 2009, 05:13:17 PM
Any cowboys or indians at this, um, cowboys and indians party?
Oh yes, plenty!  cloud9:
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Post by: Pastis on June 16, 2009, 05:17:10 PM
 Popcorn:
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Post by: Barman on June 16, 2009, 05:18:42 PM
Popcorn:
Here... my ugly sisters...  whistle:

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Post by: Nick on June 16, 2009, 06:41:05 PM
Cowboys or Indians?  rubschin:
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Post by: Pastis on June 16, 2009, 06:44:54 PM
I can pick out BM but who's the bird on the bottom right with the pink wig?
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Post by: Nick on June 16, 2009, 06:46:24 PM
So fickle  noooo: Lunch with Miss D on Sunday and then this  noooo:
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Post by: Pastis on June 16, 2009, 06:51:35 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 16, 2009, 06:52:02 PM
The grass is always greener  ( or pink  eeek: )   lol:
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Post by: Nick on June 16, 2009, 06:52:53 PM
LL seems to be enjoying herself anyhoo
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 16, 2009, 06:57:39 PM

Looks like the next Spice Girls reunion tour  lol: BM is obviously  Old Spice  rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on June 16, 2009, 06:58:08 PM
 drumroll:
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Post by: Pastis on June 16, 2009, 06:58:38 PM
 drumroll: drumroll:   lol: lol:
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Post by: Barman on June 17, 2009, 02:40:43 AM
I can pick out BM but who's the bird on the bottom right with the pink wig?
lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 17, 2009, 08:31:51 AM
That's the one who should have been wearing BM's  bucket.
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Post by: Landlady on June 17, 2009, 02:04:49 PM
LL seems to be enjoying herself anyhoo

I had a jolly super time thank you................ could have made a few bob or two as well if I could have been asked?!?!?!
Obviously pimping for BM I mean, not being naughty myself.... eyes:
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Post by: Nick on June 17, 2009, 02:19:25 PM
 eeek:

Fancy a visit to Nick Towers?  eyes: Mrs Nick is off to Libya again and I shall be bit lonely, like  sad24:
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Post by: Barman on June 18, 2009, 06:27:49 AM
eeek:

Fancy a visit to Nick Towers?  eyes: Mrs Nick is off to Libya again and I shall be bit lonely, like  sad24:
Am I invited?  razz:
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Post by: Nick on June 18, 2009, 07:14:25 AM
No. Is LL interested in etchings?
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Post by: Barman on June 18, 2009, 08:40:25 AM
No. Is LL interested in etchings?
Etchings...?  rubschin:

She's never mentioned etchings...  noooo:
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Post by: Nick on June 18, 2009, 08:41:34 AM
It will be our little secret then
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Post by: Barman on June 18, 2009, 08:44:12 AM
It will be our little secret then
rubschin:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 01, 2009, 09:02:45 AM

Another Sunday lunch planned for this Sunday in south London if anyone is in the vicinity  whistle:

On the menu will be the full works ( Sunday roast of course) , much collapso with lashings of goss  cloud9:
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Post by: Nick on September 02, 2009, 10:24:24 AM

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Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2009, 10:27:32 AM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

All fruits are welcome  lol:
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Post by: Pastis on September 02, 2009, 03:00:09 PM
Looks like just me an' thee again, eh?  lol:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2009, 03:03:48 PM
Shame eh  lol:

Poor you though  noooo:
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Post by: Pastis on September 02, 2009, 03:13:04 PM
Au contraire, poor you  noooo:

We could now do "Poor You Ping Pong" ~ a Game of Etiquette and Diplomacy for ages 8 - 10  ;)
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Post by: Nick on September 02, 2009, 03:17:46 PM
Poor both of you  angel1
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Post by: Pastis on September 02, 2009, 03:20:03 PM
Fortunately we know how to commiserate in style  ;)
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2009, 03:50:26 PM
 eastdrink048
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Post by: Nick on September 02, 2009, 04:39:21 PM
 noooo:
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Post by: Nick on September 06, 2009, 11:05:31 AM
Wonder how it's going  rubschin:
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Post by: tel on September 06, 2009, 11:21:28 AM
Tis all quiet around here, no sirens yet.
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Post by: Darwins Selection on September 06, 2009, 11:21:46 AM
Wonder how it's going  rubschin:

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Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 06, 2009, 05:31:49 PM
He's fine  ;) ...just got home

Lunch was lovely
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Post by: Pastis on September 06, 2009, 05:34:09 PM
Narrowly avoided custody; the idea of a naked sushi platter didn't go down well  redface:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 06, 2009, 05:34:53 PM
It wasn't the fish but the having to get naked to eat that I objected to  whistle:
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Post by: Snoopy on September 06, 2009, 05:35:42 PM
Poor service tho?
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 06, 2009, 05:36:29 PM
Oh I dunno - the wine flowed freely enough  redface:
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Post by: Snoopy on September 06, 2009, 05:39:18 PM
Just seemed like a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong lunch.
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Post by: Pastis on September 06, 2009, 05:40:43 PM
Is it still Sunday?
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Post by: Snoopy on September 06, 2009, 05:42:29 PM
Just  lol:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 06, 2009, 05:44:25 PM
Just seemed like a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong lunch.

Met at 12 ...home by 6 ish  redface:


Not that long  whistle:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 06, 2009, 06:18:30 PM
Might need a nap shortly tho  redface:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 26, 2009, 01:21:42 PM
Must be time for another one ...it's been simply ages  cloud9:

And it was made so  lol:

This Sunday , usual place, usual people ...oohh except BM and LL are gatecrashing  rubschin: - so if anyone else is around you are more than welcome  ::)

 lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Pastis on October 26, 2009, 01:35:46 PM
This Sunday , usual place, usual people ...oohh except BM and LL are gatecrashing  rubschin:

You know that small table for two between the food queue and the bogs? We could put them there  ;)
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 26, 2009, 01:38:02 PM
Or near the family table where they have 3 small kids under the age of 5 ...BM would like that  whistle:
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Post by: Barman on October 26, 2009, 01:41:54 PM
 evil:
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Post by: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2009, 01:47:34 PM
Or near the family table where they have 3 small kids under the age of 5 ...BM would like that  whistle:

Similar mental age anyway but wouldnt that be unfair to the 5 year olds.  whistle:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 27, 2009, 01:56:30 PM
Tis the day after Halloween  whistle:
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Post by: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2009, 01:58:32 PM
You'd be better off having it a day earlier then, at least the poor kids won't be scared then.  whistle:
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Post by: Barman on October 27, 2009, 02:33:30 PM
I don't have to come you know...  evil:
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Post by: Pastis on October 27, 2009, 05:56:05 PM
Oh yes you do!  We've made all these special arrangements  whistle:

And whilst on the Halloween thing; hopefully by Sunday the kinder will be all scared and partied out so Sunday Lunch won't be on the cards. Well, one can hope...  confused:

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Post by: Barman on October 27, 2009, 06:03:05 PM
Special arrangements eh...?  rubschin:

Is it a strippergram or summat?  eyes:
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Post by: Pastis on October 27, 2009, 06:09:03 PM
It's Sunday Lunch not a bleedin' stag party  ::)

More likely to be a strippergran if they've sparked up the open fires  scared2:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2009, 06:11:22 PM
It's Sunday Lunch not a bleedin' stag party  ::)

More likely to be a strippergran if they've sparked up the open fires  scared2:
Oh...

I'm um looking forward to it anyways...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 27, 2009, 06:36:29 PM
I have this fancy dress party on Saturday night ( not Halloween related but Hollywood glam  noooo: - might have been easier if it was Halloween  cry: )

So I hope not to  be in too bad a way on Sunday  redface:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2009, 06:38:48 PM
I have this fancy dress party on Saturday night ( not Halloween related but Hollywood glam  noooo: - might have been easier if it was Halloween  cry: )

So I hope not to  be in too bad a way on Sunday  redface:
Oh dear...  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on October 27, 2009, 08:05:49 PM
BTW BM, it's not a branch of Taybarns ...  whistle:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8320043.stm
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2009, 09:04:18 PM
BTW BM, it's not a branch of Taybarns ...  whistle:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8320043.stm

LL will be disappointed....  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 01, 2009, 10:21:58 AM
Late night last night   redface:

A few too many drinks  redface:

So looking forward to a top up and a big lunch  cloud9:

Not looking forward to having to carry some huge package that BM has had an order for months and finally turned up on Friday . Something about exhaust pipes for motorbikes  eeek:

When it arrived The Brat thought it was an early birthday present for her  happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2009, 10:25:57 AM
It is today...  scared2:

I too shall be topping up from last night... I'm just drinking five pints of full fat milk and eating a pound of lard for breckers...  surrender:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2009, 10:35:39 AM
Late night last night   redface:

A few too many drinks  redface:

So looking forward to a top up and a big lunch  cloud9:

Not looking forward to having to carry some huge package that BM has had an order for months and finally turned up on Friday . Something about exhaust pipes for motorbikes  eeek:

When it arrived The Brat thought it was an early birthday present for her  happy001 happy001 happy001
Gawd knows how we are going to get it all back o Cyprus...  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 01, 2009, 10:40:25 AM
Late night last night   redface:

A few too many drinks  redface:

So looking forward to a top up and a big lunch  cloud9:

Not looking forward to having to carry some huge package that BM has had an order for months and finally turned up on Friday . Something about exhaust pipes for motorbikes  eeek:

When it arrived The Brat thought it was an early birthday present for her  happy001 happy001 happy001
Gawd knows how we are going to get it all back o Cyprus...  noooo:

DHL  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2009, 10:59:44 AM
Late night last night   redface:

A few too many drinks  redface:

So looking forward to a top up and a big lunch  cloud9:

Not looking forward to having to carry some huge package that BM has had an order for months and finally turned up on Friday . Something about exhaust pipes for motorbikes  eeek:

When it arrived The Brat thought it was an early birthday present for her  happy001 happy001 happy001
Gawd knows how we are going to get it all back o Cyprus...  noooo:

DHL  whistle:
It may in fact come to that...  redface:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Just One More on November 01, 2009, 02:46:13 PM
D rop it
H ide it
L ose it  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 01, 2009, 03:08:48 PM
 lol:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on November 01, 2009, 07:59:49 PM
Longish lunch today ...  whistle:

Am I first back?

PS .... Snoopy was there in a sort of alter ego kind of way.... much to LL's delight  eyes:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pirate on November 01, 2009, 08:45:48 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 02, 2009, 08:05:02 AM
I did make it back eventually ......loads of traffic and road works  evil:

Ouch my poor head this morning  noooo:

Lovely, lovely day though  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2009, 08:37:32 AM
Longish lunch today ...  whistle:

Am I first back?

PS .... Snoopy was there in a sort of alter ego kind of way.... much to LL's delight  eyes:

 eeek:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 02, 2009, 08:39:40 AM
There was a dog looked just like you ...sat at the next table to us. Very well behaved he was and he was rewarded with lots of stroking and loving from LL. Which he was not objecting to naturally  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2009, 08:43:29 AM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2009, 09:02:55 AM
Oh my head... It must have been something I ate like...  surrender:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2009, 09:05:58 AM
A bad chip perhaps  ::)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 02, 2009, 09:06:08 AM
If you'd had some pudding you would have been alright  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2009, 09:10:15 AM
If you'd had some pudding you would have been alright  whistle:
But then I wouldn't have been able to drink London Pride #14 and #15  ::)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 02, 2009, 09:11:13 AM
Life is full of tough choices  ;D
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2009, 09:16:26 AM
Life is full of tough choices  ;D
I noted how tough you found it to scoop down the ice cream and stuff...  ::)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2009, 09:20:15 AM
Life is full of tough choices  ;D
I noted how tough you found it to scoop down the ice cream and stuff...  ::)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-eatdrink020.gif&hash=55a8bc4afde67927bd6edbb748a22b819c3c527f) ??????????????
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2009, 10:16:38 AM
Life is full of tough choices  ;D
I noted how tough you found it to scoop down the ice cream and stuff...  ::)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-eatdrink020.gif&hash=55a8bc4afde67927bd6edbb748a22b819c3c527f) ??????????????
An emoticon just made for her...  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2009, 11:15:46 AM
Life is full of tough choices  ;D
I noted how tough you found it to scoop down the ice cream and stuff...  ::)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-eatdrink020.gif&hash=55a8bc4afde67927bd6edbb748a22b819c3c527f) ??????????????
An emoticon just made for her...  lol:

 scared:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 02, 2009, 03:58:31 PM
Snoopy ...bend over I'll soon sort your ailment out for you  evil:

BM .....bend over - the rush of oxygen to your brain will do you good  evil:

Bloody cheek....huurummphhh  angry041:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 02, 2009, 04:37:05 PM
 happy100  Take no notice of them Miss D. One of them has a sore head the other a sore bum, they are grouchy in much the same way as we get grouchy when we wear ill fitting shoes. noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2009, 04:43:56 PM
 evil:

I am better now...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 02, 2009, 05:19:34 PM
Better than what?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2009, 05:28:34 PM
Better than what?
Better than the creature from the deep that fell out of bed this morning...  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 02, 2009, 05:35:14 PM
You paint such an attractive picture ...poor LL  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2009, 05:38:23 PM
You paint such an attractive picture ...poor LL  noooo: noooo: noooo:
I was talking about LL!  happy001
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on November 02, 2009, 06:22:58 PM
These get-togethers do not usually end up in the dark, requiring a 24hr recovery period etc etc  surrender:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2009, 06:25:25 PM
These get-togethers do not usually end up in the dark, requiring a 24hr recovery period etc etc  surrender:
I suppose that is my fault too...?  evil:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Snoopy on November 03, 2009, 08:39:32 AM
These get-togethers do not usually end up in the dark, requiring a 24hr recovery period etc etc  surrender:
I suppose that is my fault too...?  evil:

Clearly!  point:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2009, 10:55:18 AM
These get-togethers do not usually end up in the dark, requiring a 24hr recovery period etc etc  surrender:
I suppose that is my fault too...?  evil:

Clearly!  point:
evil:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Bar Wench on November 04, 2009, 05:25:25 PM
I've missed a get together?!?!?!?  sad24:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2009, 05:37:10 PM
I've missed a get together?!?!?!?  sad24:
redface:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Snoopy on November 04, 2009, 05:38:19 PM
I've missed a get together?!?!?!?  sad24:

Only a mini one. I missed it too ~ mainly 'cos of me bum (and the lack of an invite)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on November 04, 2009, 05:38:57 PM
Must be time for another one ...it's been simply ages  cloud9:
And it was made so  lol:

This Sunday , usual place, usual people ...oohh except BM and LL are gatecrashing  rubschin: - so if anyone else is around you are more than welcome  ::)

 lol: lol: lol:

 whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Bar Wench on November 04, 2009, 05:39:13 PM
Your bum?!?!? Glued to something? Piles? Absorbed by sofa?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Bar Wench on November 04, 2009, 05:39:34 PM
Must be time for another one ...it's been simply ages  cloud9:
And it was made so  lol:

This Sunday , usual place, usual people ...oohh except BM and LL are gatecrashing  rubschin: - so if anyone else is around you are more than welcome  ::)

 lol: lol: lol:

 whistle:


 sad24:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Snoopy on November 04, 2009, 05:40:30 PM
Your bum?!?!? Glued to something? Piles? Absorbed by sofa?

Read lengthy thread in Medical Centre
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Bar Wench on November 04, 2009, 05:42:32 PM
 redface: Hadn't quite got there yet.  redface:

You all started talking to me!
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 04, 2009, 08:23:55 PM
I've missed a get together?!?!?!?  sad24:

You should have been there  sad24:

I might not have drunk so much then  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2009, 07:46:02 AM
I've missed a get together?!?!?!?  sad24:

You should have been there  sad24:

I might not have drunk so much then  noooo: noooo: noooo:

 happy001
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 05, 2009, 03:05:54 PM
I've missed a get together?!?!?!?  sad24:

You should have been there  sad24:

I might not have drunk so much then  noooo: noooo: noooo:

I hear that the Landlord has already planned his retirement on the day's takings.  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 13, 2009, 11:54:34 AM
Ok the Pastis , Miss D  and NICK  scared2: ......festive lunch extravaganza is now being planned for the 23rd.

Again anyone else in the vicinity of central London  most welcome  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2009, 12:27:12 PM
I shall bring fireworks or similar  angel1
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 13, 2009, 12:32:37 PM
I may need an escape plan  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 13, 2009, 01:09:54 PM
Who asked what could possibly go wrong?  ::)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2009, 01:13:00 PM
The Brat will call to say she has set fire to the house  angel1
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 13, 2009, 01:27:35 PM
I won't bring my dice  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2009, 01:30:55 PM
Me and Pastis were hoping you would  sad32:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on December 13, 2009, 05:12:12 PM
http://www.bachelorette.com/sexdicwitpic.html

 eeek:

 rubschin:

 eyes:


Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 13, 2009, 05:18:38 PM
How crude  lol:


These are my actual dice

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Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2009, 05:22:44 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on December 13, 2009, 05:27:50 PM
How crude  lol:


These are my actual dice

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kitschcapers.com%2Facatalog%2Fsex_dice.jpg&hash=43a44148d3012671aa832a2b14a2a0a7d99f5601)

So much more refined I see!  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2009, 06:25:57 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 14, 2009, 08:49:44 AM
Has the left hand die got "restaurant" as an option?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2009, 08:51:00 AM
Has the left hand die got "restaurant" as an option?
I expect she'll make a special one with restaurant as all six options....  ::)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 14, 2009, 09:07:19 AM
 angel1 angel1 angel1

Not me - I have my reputation to uphold  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2009, 09:08:20 AM
angel1 angel1 angel1

Not me - I have my reputation to uphold  whistle:

 shutup:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2009, 09:11:10 AM
 happy001
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 14, 2009, 11:15:07 AM
http://www.bachelorette.com/sexdicwitpic.html

 eeek:

 rubschin:

 eyes:



eeek:


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Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 14, 2009, 11:21:17 AM
Prick rodeo  eeek:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2009, 11:27:41 AM
All the gerls will want one for Xmas now  ::)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2009, 11:30:51 AM
They only have to ask  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 14, 2009, 11:38:17 AM
Can I have a Cowboy hat please Snoopy  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2009, 11:44:11 AM
I will give Miss D one for you, Snoops  angel1
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2009, 11:46:25 AM
Can I have a Cowboy hat please Snoopy  whistle:

Of course you can my dear ....... Now climb on Santa Snoopy's knee and let's talk about the first thing that comes up.

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Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2009, 11:47:01 AM
Tsk, tsk....  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2009, 11:47:20 AM
Another fine thread hits the gutter  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2009, 11:49:07 AM
 redface:

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Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 14, 2009, 11:50:30 AM
Can I have a Cowboy hat please Snoopy  whistle:

Of course you can my dear ....... Now climb on Santa Snoopy's knee and let's talk about the first thing that comes up.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_fy8TQ9PBgj4%2FR_-GDzy_mWI%2FAAAAAAAAAag%2FAnbxVf_FR9o%2Fs400%2Fsanta_snoopy.jpg&hash=607722fc85359a19944504f25f46d1f972ac910c)

Your shattered fibula perhaps  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2009, 11:51:17 AM
Can I have a Cowboy hat please Snoopy  whistle:

Of course you can my dear ....... Now climb on Santa Snoopy's knee and let's talk about the first thing that comes up.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_fy8TQ9PBgj4%2FR_-GDzy_mWI%2FAAAAAAAAAag%2FAnbxVf_FR9o%2Fs400%2Fsanta_snoopy.jpg&hash=607722fc85359a19944504f25f46d1f972ac910c)

Your shattered fibula perhaps  rubschin:

 happy001
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2009, 11:52:00 AM
Can I have a Cowboy hat please Snoopy  whistle:

Of course you can my dear ....... Now climb on Santa Snoopy's knee and let's talk about the first thing that comes up.

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Your shattered fibula perhaps  rubschin:

If you are going to get picky .... move along the grotto please, others are waiting their turn  eyes:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2009, 12:00:07 PM
Can I have a Cowboy hat please Snoopy  whistle:

Of course you can my dear ....... Now climb on Santa Snoopy's knee and let's talk about the first thing that comes up.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_fy8TQ9PBgj4%2FR_-GDzy_mWI%2FAAAAAAAAAag%2FAnbxVf_FR9o%2Fs400%2Fsanta_snoopy.jpg&hash=607722fc85359a19944504f25f46d1f972ac910c)

Your shattered fibula perhaps  rubschin:
drumroll:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on December 18, 2009, 05:14:30 PM
Nick seems slightly concerned about what might happen on Wednesday...

scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

Like many things in life, success is assured through careful preparation. Just make sure you're correctly attired; I always do on our Sunday Lunch dates  whistle:

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Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 18, 2009, 07:13:29 PM
I know your weak spot  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on December 19, 2009, 03:46:32 PM
I know your weak spot  whistle:

The one that focuses on the question "Same again?"  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2009, 03:52:29 PM
Does this restaurant do fish?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2009, 03:53:05 PM
Does this restaurant do fish?

When you say, 'do fish'...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on December 19, 2009, 05:49:56 PM
Does this restaurant do fish?

You suggested it!  doh:

I'm sure there'll be a fish dish on the plats du jour but unlikely on the Christmas menu  ::), unless of course the chef's Czech, and they have Carp for Christmas.
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2009, 05:59:23 PM
Carp you say?  rubschin:

Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on December 19, 2009, 06:20:08 PM
Yes. Carp!

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Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 19, 2009, 06:27:23 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on December 19, 2009, 06:39:07 PM
Don't worry  happy100, we're not going to eat in Prague; it won't be on the menu  angel1
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 22, 2009, 06:19:22 PM
So Pastis is going to wear his St Christopher and I am bringing my rabbit's foot  but I am still not sure this will be adequate protection  scared2:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2009, 06:27:13 PM
What can possibly go wrong? I am bringing crackers  angel1
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 22, 2009, 06:28:16 PM
So Pastis is going to wear his St Christopher and I am bringing my rabbit's foot  but I am still not sure this will be adequate protection  scared2:

Garlic, a holly stake, mallet and a large cross might come in handy
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2009, 06:29:12 PM
My haircut is awful  sad32:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 22, 2009, 06:31:11 PM
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Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2009, 06:32:16 PM
Hats make me look ugly.  evil:

And I wish Bertie the fooking cat would stop fighting that fooking stuffed mouse   evil:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Snoopy on December 22, 2009, 06:36:07 PM
Hats make me look ugly.  evil:


 happy001 As opposed to not wearing a hat I suppose  happy001

I've got news for you mate ~ George Clooney you ain't  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2009, 06:36:55 PM
 sad24: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 22, 2009, 06:39:14 PM
There, there  happy100 ..... It's just a matter of choosing the right hat ............  You could look quite dashing in the right titfer.

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Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2009, 06:40:16 PM
Well the police recognised me from that description  sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 22, 2009, 06:41:40 PM
 lol: Problem solved then
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 22, 2009, 06:46:57 PM
 noooo:

I might wear my burka  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on December 22, 2009, 06:47:24 PM
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 eeek:

Who stole my hat?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Snoopy on December 22, 2009, 06:52:33 PM
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 eeek:

Who stole my hat?


I have one too.
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on December 22, 2009, 06:59:17 PM
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 eeek:

Who stole my hat?


I have one too.

Excellent!  Herbert Johnson, New Bond Street  ;)
Might need to wear it tomorrow.  It's 'taters out there.
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2009, 07:00:23 PM
Snoopy's makes him look ugly  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 22, 2009, 07:02:10 PM
I also have one of these
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And one like this
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Ugly or not my head is not cold ..... but then I also have hair. whistle:

Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on December 22, 2009, 07:20:29 PM
I also have one of the latter ~ I like a Panama  ;)

I 'spect you know that Panama is strictly speaking erroneous since they originate in Ecuador. Not a lot of people know that  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2009, 07:23:55 PM
Hat pedant  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on December 22, 2009, 07:33:28 PM
Skinhead  point:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 22, 2009, 07:39:20 PM
Perhaps I should just wear the ref's shirt and bring a whistle  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2009, 07:41:30 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 22, 2009, 07:51:35 PM
Perhaps I should just wear the ref's shirt and bring a whistle  whistle:

 eeek:
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Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2009, 07:51:41 PM
What can possibly go wrong? I am going crackers  angel1

 point:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2009, 08:07:19 PM
Shut up grandpa  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 23, 2009, 10:04:23 AM
I have just had an excellent idea  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2009, 10:06:15 AM
I have just had an excellent idea  eveilgrin:

Oh dear...  scared2:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 23, 2009, 10:07:05 AM
Oh gawd  scared2:

Do you want to run it past perhaps so we can see if we are in agreement that it is excellent  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2009, 10:07:31 AM
Oh gawd  scared2:

Do you want to run it past perhaps so we can see if we are in agreement that it is excellent  noooo:

It won't be...  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 23, 2009, 10:08:16 AM
Pastis will be thrilled, trust me  angel1
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 23, 2009, 10:42:56 AM
and Miss D - not so presumably  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 23, 2009, 10:54:04 AM
Oh you too, just in a gerly sort of way
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on December 23, 2009, 11:11:39 AM
So will you Nick   eveilgrin:

And MissD too
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 23, 2009, 11:37:42 AM
I think I need a plan B  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2009, 12:13:40 PM
I fear for you....  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 23, 2009, 01:33:01 PM
We are all present and correct

Presents have been exchanged  eeek:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 23, 2009, 01:37:31 PM
So where is this all hapening?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2009, 01:47:57 PM
We are all present and correct

Presents have been exchanged  eeek:
And...?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 23, 2009, 02:17:13 PM
So where is this all hapening?

SoHo - are you coming down for a drink  this afternoon  ?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 23, 2009, 02:24:19 PM
Pastis has had to ask for his present to be stored in the fridge
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2009, 02:51:05 PM
Pastis has had to ask for his present to be stored in the fridge
Is it a smoked salmon...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 23, 2009, 02:55:59 PM
So where is this all hapening?

SoHo - are you coming down for a drink  this afternoon  ?

Sorry, have things to do.  cry:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 23, 2009, 03:18:52 PM
Sea bass  ::)

They are now chatting up the Romanian waitress
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2009, 03:21:49 PM
Sea bass  ::)

They are now chatting up the Romanian waitress
Oh poor you...  happy100

What a pair of inconsiderate bastards!  cussing:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on December 23, 2009, 06:06:21 PM
A most generous offering from Nick  whistle:

The look on the waitress's face when I asked if she wouldn't mind tucking this in her fridge whilst we dined ...  lol:




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Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 23, 2009, 06:19:36 PM
Lovely afternoon - thanks boys  ;)

xxxxx
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 23, 2009, 06:23:53 PM
I seem to be at home. Christ those 2 can drink  noooo:

Pastis and the Rumanian waitress are now firm friends. SHe was intrigued by his fish...................and his tip  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on December 23, 2009, 06:40:43 PM
I would hasten to point out that we, MissD and my good self, thought she was French. It was only when Nick started chatting her up that she said she was from Romania  ::). First week at the restaurant poor gerl, and the first time she'd been given a tip. She'll have fun with the crackers I'm sure and trying to make sense of the jokes  noooo:

Why do we attract nutters?  The one in the pub over the road after the meal for example; and the one on the bus...  noooo:

Drink?  We was being considerate  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2009, 07:14:26 AM

Why do we attract nutters?  The one in the pub over the road after the meal for example; and the one on the bus...  noooo:



That was Nick...  ::)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2009, 09:02:10 AM
Oh my head  surrender:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2009, 09:06:52 AM
And my head...  surrender:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2009, 09:13:31 AM
Mine is worse  sad32:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 24, 2009, 09:14:58 AM
Mine is fine  rubschin:

But then I know when to stop drinking  angel1
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2009, 09:23:38 AM
Mine is worse  sad32:

I doubt it...  noooo:

I have a beer >>> collapso >>> single malt hangover...  surrender:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2009, 09:24:47 AM
 point:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2009, 10:00:58 AM
point:

Thanks, that helps... no really....  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2009, 12:50:53 PM
Rematch: Young's contest with TMR on Sunday  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 09, 2010, 09:56:03 AM
Possibly lunch today depending on meetings and timings permitting
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2010, 10:11:54 AM
With Mr New Man?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 09, 2010, 10:14:18 AM
No with Mr P ....before he flees these shores
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2010, 10:40:42 AM
Do enquire after Mr Fish
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 09, 2010, 11:01:56 AM
Bugger I was hoping to join you and I can't. bugger bugger and double bugger.
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2010, 12:58:30 PM
It's OK, Pastis was otherwise occupied  eyes:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 09, 2010, 01:24:52 PM
Bugger I was hoping to join you and I can't. bugger bugger and double bugger.

We will meet up soon ....I will make it so  8)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 09, 2010, 01:33:06 PM
Yippeee I have a bottle of Vodka with your name on it Miss D genuine Russian stuff, well I was told it was Vodka and it is in a very nice bottle buggered if I can read the label though. confused:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on February 09, 2010, 02:59:13 PM
Power failures on the train line going out of town this morning; had to take the slow train - 18 freaking stops instead of two  eeek:
This meant my meeting started late and couldn't get a fast train back into London until 1:00pm  noooo:
Texts whizzed back and forth but the lunch date was forced into the void  noooo:

I also got hailed upon at Victoria  evil:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2010, 03:00:07 PM
Power failures on the train line going out of town this morning; had to take the slow train - 18 freaking stops instead of two  eeek:
This meant my meeting started late and couldn't get a fast train back into London until 1:00pm  noooo:
Texts whizzed back and forth but the lunch date was forced into the void  noooo:

I also got hailed upon at Victoria  evil:

The old "had to take the slow train" story....  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on February 09, 2010, 03:01:46 PM
Power failures on the train line going out of town this morning; had to take the slow train - 18 freaking stops instead of two  eeek:
This meant my meeting started late and couldn't get a fast train back into London until 1:00pm  noooo:
Texts whizzed back and forth but the lunch date was forced into the void  noooo:

I also got hailed upon at Victoria  evil:

The old "had to take the slow train" story....  noooo:

Pah!  evil:   Tis true I tells yer  surrender:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2010, 03:11:56 PM
Power failures on the train line going out of town this morning; had to take the slow train - 18 freaking stops instead of two  eeek:
This meant my meeting started late and couldn't get a fast train back into London until 1:00pm  noooo:
Texts whizzed back and forth but the lunch date was forced into the void  noooo:

I also got hailed upon at Victoria  evil:

The old "had to take the slow train" story....  noooo:

Pah!  evil:   Tis true I tells yer  surrender:

of course...
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2010, 03:13:15 PM
This Sunday apparently ....

before his tan fades  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2010, 03:15:21 PM
Are you taking the Brat?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2010, 03:21:05 PM
What as a special treat for her  evil:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on March 23, 2010, 03:36:33 PM
This Sunday apparently ....

before his tan fades  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:            eyes:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2010, 03:44:48 PM
All over?   eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on March 23, 2010, 04:15:06 PM
All over?   eyes: eyes:

 eeek:  How very dare you!
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2010, 04:27:09 PM
A babby   cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2010, 08:20:03 AM
Another day of healthy eating and abstemiousness beckons.








 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 28, 2010, 10:13:50 AM
I am being good remember  angel1 angel1 angel1
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2010, 10:39:38 AM
Yeah, just like Friday club night  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 28, 2010, 10:45:46 AM
Correction....I am being good in the day  angel1 angel1 angel1
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2010, 10:51:14 AM
 char048




 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: tel on March 28, 2010, 12:25:43 PM
I am being good remember  angel1 angel1 angel1

She's bloody awful at night.
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on March 28, 2010, 03:34:10 PM
4:33 back ... a record!  eeek:

Excellent lunch with the delightful and new svelte MissD  ;)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 28, 2010, 03:35:45 PM
And she ate????????????????????




Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2010, 03:38:34 PM
Pork in cider, I guess  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on March 28, 2010, 03:40:55 PM
I went for the roast pork (not in cider), MissD went for the roast chicken...  'n' diet cokes  eeek:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 28, 2010, 03:46:49 PM
See I can be good  angel1

Not helped by couple on opposite side of our table devouring some delicious looking chocolate pudding and ice cream  Drool: Drool: Drool:

Lovely lunch with lovely man though  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 28, 2010, 03:47:28 PM

Excellent lunch with the delightful and new svelte MissD  ;)

And they say alcohol is bad for you  ;)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on March 28, 2010, 04:04:04 PM
Not helped by couple on opposite side of our table devouring some delicious looking chocolate pudding and ice cream  Drool: Drool: Drool:


A courageous display of self discipline there.. not ordering the pud... even though it meant you sitting on your hands whilst the other couple devoured theirs  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2010, 04:53:52 PM
Not helped by couple on opposite side of our table devouring some delicious looking chocolate pudding and ice cream  Drool: Drool: Drool:


A courageous display of self discipline there.. not ordering the pud... even though it meant you sitting on your hands whilst the other couple devoured theirs  whistle:

Other couple you say...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on March 28, 2010, 05:31:32 PM
Not helped by couple on opposite side of our table devouring some delicious looking chocolate pudding and ice cream  Drool: Drool: Drool:


A courageous display of self discipline there.. not ordering the pud... even though it meant you sitting on your hands whilst the other couple devoured theirs  whistle:

Other couple you say...?  rubschin:

FFS ... it was heaving  ::).  There was some kid of Victorian Fashion show sale going on upstairs  ::) and in spite of my thinking that most couples would be on hols with their brats the place was full to the brim. We had to share a table with another couple...  noooo:

MissD arrived before me and had allegedly been wielding her axe over several tables inviting them to a swift departure  eveilgrin:
She did well; a table by the window with the bloodstains removed by the waitress  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2010, 09:40:21 AM
Meeting Pastis and another mate in the Lamb, Lamb's Conduit St. later. cloud9:

Looked it up and found this review:

Quote
This is a quality boozer - charming interior, good Young's ales and even the occasional evening of readings in the function room upstairs. As the entry suggests, it even has quality local drunks to add colour. Although on one occasion, an office worker did vomit straight into her empty pint glass which I could really have done without.
eeek:


Looks like Miss D knows it then  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on April 03, 2010, 12:47:11 PM
I used to go there a lot when I worked in Holborn ~ in fact I have posted about the place in here before.
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2010, 12:53:58 PM
Meeting Pastis and another mate in the Lamb, Lamb's Conduit St. later. cloud9:

Looked it up and found this review:

Quote
This is a quality boozer - charming interior, good Young's ales and even the occasional evening of readings in the function room upstairs. As the entry suggests, it even has quality local drunks to add colour. Although on one occasion, an office worker did vomit straight into her empty pint glass which I could really have done without.
eeek:


Looks like Miss D knows it then  rubschin:

 evil:

I don't drink pints  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on April 03, 2010, 01:46:37 PM
Meeting Pastis and another mate in the Lamb, Lamb's Conduit St. later. cloud9:


Thinking about it ~ The Lamb used to close at weekends, as did the other good pub in that area The Rugby (just round the corner). No trade when the offices were all shut you see.

Still I am sure that the "locals" will know. whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2010, 05:31:39 PM
A triumh#ngbhdfxkljhg  (Hivc)
#

My mate brought his sister (Pastis met her). I am in lurv  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on April 03, 2010, 05:46:38 PM
Tis true!  Methinks Nick falls in lurve very easily (not that I blame him) rubschin:

Only went into The Lamb to hear the Polyphon anyhoo .... spent most of the time in the restaurant drinking mucho collapso, digestifs, followed by further digestifs ...
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2010, 06:00:34 PM
Boys behaving badly  noooo:

And does this lady seem interested in our Nick ? - feel free to speculate  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2010, 06:06:53 PM
She was luvverly  cloud9:

Also bonkers
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2010, 06:11:34 PM
Aaaahhh that would explain the attraction to her  ;)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2010, 06:15:53 PM
Pastis may also comment  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2010, 06:18:26 PM
Have I lost my place in his extensive 'Ladies to lunch' list  sad24:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2010, 06:19:40 PM
Yes, but I can fix washing machines  angel1
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2010, 06:28:10 PM
Does the laydee of your lurve smoke too...?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2010, 06:29:29 PM
No, she had big eyes  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2010, 06:30:02 PM
What like cow's  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2010, 06:33:55 PM
She had hair too!
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2010, 06:35:05 PM
Upper lip, sideburns or armpits  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2010, 06:37:25 PM
OK OK, she was a bit nuts. It took her SIX years to realise that her last partner's daily 2 hour shaving routine weas because he was a transvestite.

Still, she is loverly  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2010, 06:38:39 PM
A babby  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2010, 06:45:07 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2010, 07:16:26 PM
She called  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2010, 08:38:19 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2010, 08:49:13 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 03, 2010, 09:24:53 PM
She called  cloud9:

For a bet probably, was there giggling in the background?

I expect she had just told her chums the story of the rug, or Thomas the Sponge Engine.
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2010, 05:46:47 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2010, 06:32:44 AM
So what did she say   ? Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Just One More on April 04, 2010, 08:11:16 AM
She called  cloud9:

For a bet probably, was there giggling in the background?

I expect she had just told her chums the story of the rug, or Thomas the Sponge Engine.

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

FFS Stop it Darwin, my trousers will never dry out
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2010, 03:35:52 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2010, 04:15:13 PM
cussing:

 point:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2010, 07:10:47 PM
This Sunday  cloud9:

1 pm

All welcome but you will have to find your own seats  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2010, 08:54:48 PM
Yes, but I can fix washing machines  angel1

Judging from your misadventures to date I'm guessing 'fix' has a different meaning on your home planet.  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 30, 2010, 07:56:16 AM
Yes, but I can fix washing machines  angel1

Judging from your misadventures to date I'm guessing 'fix' has a different meaning on your home planet.  whistle:

Like he was planning to 'fix' Miss Italy?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 30, 2010, 08:40:42 AM
You could bring her along like .... whistle:

I will be able to provide a gerls perspective  8)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on April 30, 2010, 08:45:17 AM
 scared2:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 30, 2010, 08:53:27 AM
You could bring her along like .... whistle:

I will be able to provide a gerls perspective  8)

So you can see if Nick should 'fix' her?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 30, 2010, 08:59:01 AM
I'm sure he will value my opinion  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2010, 09:46:00 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: tel on May 02, 2010, 12:01:38 PM
Kick-off.
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2010, 12:03:03 PM
Chop off  scared2:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2010, 03:32:17 PM
It hasn't gone well  noooo: Both are now spherical and comatose  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 02, 2010, 05:14:46 PM
Just leaving pub  redface:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on May 02, 2010, 05:57:15 PM
Just home  redface:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2010, 06:06:11 PM
Oh dear oh dear...  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on May 02, 2010, 06:14:01 PM
A splendiferous lunch and afternoon cloud9:   I went for the beef, MissD the pork (not in cider), no desserts but plenty of refreshments  whistle:

Small children causing havoc are only amusing when at a distance  evil:  e.g. when watching Outnumbered.

I am gossed out  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 02, 2010, 06:14:34 PM
Perfectly coherent and able to walk in a straight line I'll have you know  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2010, 06:14:56 PM
Perfectly coherent and able to walk in a straight line I'll have you know  whistle:

 char048
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on May 02, 2010, 06:28:24 PM
Perfectly coherent and able to walk in a straight line I'll have you know  whistle:

 char048

MissD's straight line to the bar scored a perfect 10 actually  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2010, 06:30:03 PM
Perfectly coherent and able to walk in a straight line I'll have you know  whistle:

 char048

MissD's straight line to the bar scored a perfect 10 actually  whistle:

Did she wear a track in the carpet...?  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 02, 2010, 06:31:42 PM
Cheeky feckers  lol:

It was a wooden floor  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2010, 06:33:23 PM
Cheeky feckers  lol:

It was a wooden floor  whistle:

With  a track in the varnish...?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 02, 2010, 06:41:02 PM
I'll have you know we were moderate in our drinking  whistle:

Thought Pastis was going to eat some small , annoying children alive for a little while there and it was also good a Snoopy to attend.

Beagles in pubs ...should they be allowed ????
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2010, 06:46:01 PM
I'll have you know we were moderate in our drinking  whistle:

Thought Pastis was going to eat some small , annoying children alive for a little while there and it was also good a Snoopy to attend.

Beagles in pubs ...should they be allowed ????

I have a feeling of D?j? vu....  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on May 02, 2010, 06:46:27 PM
Cheeky feckers  lol:

It was a wooden floor  whistle:

With  a track in the varnish...?

Same track you trod when you were there I think  whistle:  

Nothing much to report other than the waitress leaning across me  eeek:  whilst MissD was in iDrone mode responding to incoming texts  ::)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2010, 06:48:24 PM
Cheeky feckers  lol:

It was a wooden floor  whistle:

With  a track in the varnish...?

Same track you trod when you were there I think  whistle:  

Nothing much to report other than the waitress leaning across me  eeek:  whilst MissD was in iDrone mode responding to incoming texts  ::)

Same when she was here... betwixt texting and e-mailing I barely saw her...  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 02, 2010, 06:51:34 PM
Lies , lies and VP twaddle  8)

PT was being a pain this afternoon  ::)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2010, 06:53:39 PM
Lies , lies and VP twaddle  8)

PT was being a pain this afternoon  ::)

So, did you have an intermong connection in your bedroom (as requested) or not...?  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 02, 2010, 06:57:41 PM
It did say that it was being diverted by some third party or sumfink like that  whacky115
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on May 02, 2010, 06:59:18 PM
Lies , lies and VP twaddle  8)

PT was being a pain this afternoon  ::)

VP twaddle is a subject of endless fascination ... although the kettle weight discussion / gym people had some merit  eyes:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2010, 06:59:42 PM
It did say that it was being diverted by some third party or sumfink like that  whacky115

 ::)

You were clattering away on it for most of the week....  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 02, 2010, 07:24:31 PM
It was a pre recorded soundtrack whilst I slipped out the back window and went and had some fun  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2010, 07:27:50 PM
It was a pre recorded soundtrack whilst I slipped out the back window and went and had some fun  whistle:

 eeek:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: tel on May 03, 2010, 09:08:56 AM
I have no idea what this is all about.
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2010, 09:19:06 AM
No one does  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2010, 11:58:50 AM
Pastis is awfully quiet  scared2: Still recovering I spect  surrender:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 03, 2010, 12:00:09 PM
Could be working ...just like us  happy001
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: tel on May 03, 2010, 12:05:05 PM
I am working.
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Pastis on May 03, 2010, 12:34:05 PM
Me too, and have been since about 8:30  angel1
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2010, 12:36:57 PM
Pastis lives  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 03, 2010, 12:37:57 PM
I'm not working  whistle:

But I am living  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: tel on May 03, 2010, 12:45:34 PM
Should that come as a surprise to us?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 03, 2010, 01:23:36 PM
I'm not working  whistle:

But I am living  lol:

Call this living?  sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2010, 03:28:57 PM
I'm living too....  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2010, 03:35:52 PM
LL bides her time  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2010, 03:50:30 PM
LL bides her time  whistle:

 scared2:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on July 23, 2010, 04:55:48 PM
I'm concerned that BM will be carrying babby germs 'n' stuff so I've dry cleaned my biosuit™ in readiness for Sunday Lunch.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2FExdWi.jpg&hash=066b7dabd0917e67ea8f3125fb45a2004d47c2f6) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVExdWi)

Hope you're suitably protected MissD  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 23, 2010, 04:56:38 PM
LL and I will sit at another table  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on July 23, 2010, 04:59:25 PM
But... but... but .....  sad32:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2010, 06:46:48 PM
I'm concerned that BM will be carrying babby germs 'n' stuff so I've dry cleaned my biosuit™ in readiness for Sunday Lunch.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2FExdWi.jpg&hash=066b7dabd0917e67ea8f3125fb45a2004d47c2f6) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVExdWi)

Hope you're suitably protected MissD  whistle:


Very fetching ~ just one question .... where have you hidden the meat and two veg?  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on July 23, 2010, 07:14:31 PM
Oh, I forgot to mention that was the delightful Samantha doing the modelling  ;)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2010, 06:11:53 AM
LL and I will sit at another table  whistle:

Pastis and I will pull some birds then like...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Just One More on July 24, 2010, 06:14:46 AM
LL and I will sit at another table  whistle:

Pastis and I will pull some birds then like...  whistle:

You're gonna choke a chicken?  eeek:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2010, 06:20:09 AM
LL and I will sit at another table  whistle:

Pastis and I will pull some birds then like...  whistle:

You're gonna choke a chicken?  eeek:

 ::) No, some laydees....  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 24, 2010, 07:01:01 AM
LL and I will sit at another table  whistle:

Pastis and I will pull some birds then like...  whistle:

Or at least a muscle trying  happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2010, 07:11:56 AM
LL and I will sit at another table  whistle:

Pastis and I will pull some birds then like...  whistle:

Or at least a muscle trying  happy001 happy001 happy001

 evil:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 24, 2010, 08:53:11 AM
 point:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2010, 07:02:24 AM
Pastis and I have arranged for some small children and babies to be in the vicinity this lunchtime in the pub, just so BM doesn't get withdrawal symptoms like  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2010, 07:03:48 AM
Pastis and I have arranged for some small children and babies to be in the vicinity this lunchtime in the pub, just so BM doesn't get withdrawal symptoms like  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2010, 07:05:58 AM


Quote from: LL
I suppose there is no point in me telling you not to get pissed...?

 redface:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Just One More on July 25, 2010, 07:09:29 AM
Pastis and I have arranged for some small children and babies to be in the vicinity this lunchtime in the pub, just so BM doesn't get withdrawal symptoms like  whistle:

You've not told him it's a "Wacky Warehouse" pub yet have you?  point:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2010, 07:10:28 AM
 lol: lol: lol:

You are an evil genius JOM  8)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2010, 07:27:43 AM
I hope BM is allowing himself at least 4 hours to get there, like.
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2010, 07:37:29 AM
I hope BM is allowing himself at least 4 hours to get there, like.

 evil:

Miss D has kindly sent us a list of trains to catch, where to get off, etc.  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2010, 07:40:45 AM
Weekend engineering werks?  Replacement bus services?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2010, 07:48:26 AM
Weekend engineering werks?  Replacement bus services?

The chosen route takes into account the engineering werks like...  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2010, 07:49:02 AM
What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2010, 08:04:15 AM
What can possibly go wrong?

I have considered the possibility of sabotage....  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 25, 2010, 08:26:40 AM
I hope BM is allowing himself at least 4 hours to get there, like.

 evil:

Miss D has kindly sent us a list of trains to catch, where to get off, etc.  cloud9:

I could kindly offer assistance on that one too. cussing:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2010, 08:29:00 AM
I hope BM is allowing himself at least 4 hours to get there, like.

 evil:

Miss D has kindly sent us a list of trains to catch, where to get off, etc.  cloud9:

I could kindly offer assistance on that one too. cussing:

 happy100
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2010, 09:00:10 AM
I am looking forward to Miss D's bulletins
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2010, 09:10:21 AM
I am looking forward to Miss D's bulletins
 Popcorn:


Why don't you call us up for a chat like...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2010, 09:12:35 AM
I don't know where you are going. ::)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2010, 09:22:54 AM
I don't know where you are going. ::)

Do you need to know where we are to call us....?  ::)

I'll PM you my number shall I?

Oh, hold on tho....  rubschin:

Nah, call Miss D's instead....  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2010, 09:23:05 AM
Usual place ...you have been invited before  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2010, 09:24:08 AM
I don't know where you are going. ::)

Do you need to know where we are to call us....?  ::)

I'll PM you my number shall I?

Oh, hold on tho....  rubschin:

Nah, call Miss D's instead....  lol:

I could call Pastis like, but Growler might answer  scared2:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2010, 09:29:31 AM
I don't know where you are going. ::)

Do you need to know where we are to call us....?  ::)

I'll PM you my number shall I?

Oh, hold on tho....  rubschin:

Nah, call Miss D's instead....  lol:

I could call Pastis like, but Growler might answer  scared2:

 happy001
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: tel on July 25, 2010, 10:45:01 AM
Don't know if the railway replacement buses are running today, haven't seen one yet.

They do appear to get lost sometimes.
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2010, 11:22:41 AM
BM has s hissy fit at the mention of a bus. Asking him to geta train is difficult enough. Mutterings about vaccinations, scummy people, mongs etc. His tolerance is legendary :)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2010, 01:44:20 PM
I imagine they are all at the "You are my beshtest friend" stage  noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2010, 05:22:38 PM
Still in pub LL and Miss D last caught snogging in corner ...pictures can be provided at cost.
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2010, 05:28:28 PM
They are all pished  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2010, 06:03:05 PM
Still in pub ....phished
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2010, 06:03:52 PM
SHe can't even spell it  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2010, 06:08:10 PM
Totally  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2010, 06:36:54 PM
Ok .....finally going home  redface:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pirate on July 25, 2010, 06:38:48 PM
Are you still phished or phucking phished?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2010, 06:42:43 PM
LL has to haul BM's sad carcass back to Epsom  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2010, 06:49:12 PM
Are you still phished or phucking phished?

Desperately  trying to sober up before going home. redface:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pirate on July 25, 2010, 06:56:24 PM
Oh...quite so...but your eyes are glazed, you smell of intoxicating liquor and you are slurring your words.The Brat will form the opinion that you are drunk anyway  ;)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2010, 06:59:38 PM
I will have to be a convincing actress.......I am sure I can use past experiences to give me enough inspiration to be convincing  ;D
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pirate on July 25, 2010, 07:07:55 PM
I will have to be a convincing actress.......I am sure I can use past experiences to give me enough inspiration to be convincing  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFpnPZpFTEk
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on July 25, 2010, 07:24:21 PM
I had an embarrassing moment mid-afternoon;  I was getting them in, like and a small child with long hair was waiting beside me. Mid order another barperson asked me if I was being served; I said Yes, but but the young lass here is after something I shouldn't wonder.

"I'm a boy!!" He said  eeek: eeek:  A minefield at every stage when you're out and about  redface:

Anyway, all calmed over later with the parents   confused:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2010, 07:27:41 PM
BM really should get his hair cut  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2010, 07:29:16 PM
ANd how is BM?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on July 25, 2010, 07:30:57 PM
ANd how is BM?

Who he?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2010, 07:33:20 PM
Messy  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2010, 06:30:29 AM
It 's all coming back to me now......did I really have a picture taken sitting on BM's lap and another lip smacking with LL  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2010, 06:57:22 AM
I have the pictures!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2010, 08:26:21 AM
LL can't face food this morning...  whistle:

I am snoffling down buttered crumpets...  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2010, 09:27:46 AM
No sign of Pasty today...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2010, 09:38:15 AM
 scared2:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 26, 2010, 09:59:11 AM
He will be in 'is park getting some fresh air and exercise I spect.
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on July 26, 2010, 10:31:01 AM
I have been out at a meeting  angel1
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2010, 04:17:53 PM
I have been out at a meeting  angel1

Of course...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on July 26, 2010, 04:27:10 PM
I bleddy woz too  angry041:

Mind you, I only remembered when I woke up  redface:   Fortunately local and informal. They did tea and toast too  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2010, 04:40:57 PM
I bleddy woz too  angry041:



Of course, of course...
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2010, 06:31:25 PM
Well if Snoops and Nick are holding a northern VP committee meeting it is only right that we have a southern one too. This Sunday - usual place for any that can make it.

That will be me and Pastis then  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2010, 06:36:03 PM
I am invited to a party in Brighton on Saturday  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2010, 06:37:24 PM
Well you are more than welcome to join us on Sunday ...might not be your cup of tea though ...I am going to have a mammoth goss fest with Pastis  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on October 04, 2010, 06:41:29 PM
Indeed; what could be better than wine, women and song ... goss  ;D
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Just One More on October 04, 2010, 06:42:33 PM
I am invited to a party in Brighton on Saturday  whistle:

Is this the 1960's stylee one? What you wearing like?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2010, 06:46:03 PM
If I go I shall go in my normal attire.
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2010, 07:06:29 PM
That should do ...most of it dates from the 60's doesn't it  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2010, 07:09:39 PM
That should do ...most of it dates from the 60's doesn't it  lol:

Aye, unfortunately its the 1860's  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2010, 08:23:22 PM
Party in Brighton? Choose from any of these outfits and you will fit right in

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgirlinczechland.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F05%2Fvillage_people_1.jpg&hash=cbff15e39d4978f9c33753ecc805d12079f9af76)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2010, 08:25:33 PM
 noooo: I am still getting Faceache bulletins about the Gay Honeymoon  sick2:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2010, 03:32:37 AM
noooo: I am still getting Faceache bulletins about the Gay Honeymoon  sick2:

PM Tipsy for outfit ideas...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2010, 02:32:19 PM
I hope you enjoy your new tarmac pool once Tipsy reads that BM  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2010, 02:51:54 PM
I hope you enjoy your new tarmac pool once Tipsy reads that BM  whistle:

 scared2:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on October 07, 2010, 04:38:14 PM
I have a dilemma.  rubschin:   Sunday lunchtime there will be free, open air Salsa training over the road in the park with this geezer ... he's the one in the white shoes  ::)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_uV41t1jDA&feature=related

Alternatively MissD might like to get changed into something suitable and change the venue to over here...  eyes:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2010, 04:44:17 PM
If you and Miss D are dancing I want pictures  Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on October 07, 2010, 04:53:22 PM
I knew her Cuban experience would come in handy  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2010, 04:55:27 PM
Why? Are they giving away free rum cocktails, like?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on October 07, 2010, 05:14:25 PM
No chance  noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 07, 2010, 06:21:11 PM
Dumped for a bloke with gyrating hips ....story of my life  surrender:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 08, 2010, 06:29:16 AM
I hope you enjoy your new tarmac pool once Tipsy reads that BM  whistle:

 scared2:

I was travelling and missed that!  But I've seen it now... Explode:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2010, 06:36:19 AM
I hope you enjoy your new tarmac pool once Tipsy reads that BM  whistle:

 scared2:

I was travelling and missed that!  But I've seen it now... Explode:

 angel1
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2010, 07:19:20 PM
I hope you enjoy your new tarmac pool once Tipsy reads that BM  whistle:

 scared2:

I was travelling and missed that!  But I've seen it now... Explode:

Just a thought Tipsy but have you ever considered adding Cyprus to your travel list. Something tells me you and LL would get on famously...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2010, 11:03:55 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2010, 02:03:23 PM
 Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on October 10, 2010, 03:28:23 PM
So, what happens when the sun comes out and it's a lovely day?? ... The world, his various wives, ankle biters, kiddy buggies, assorted relations, footie teams, stragglers and other ne'er do wells decide to have Sunday Lunch  noooo: noooo: noooo:
By 1:30 the food queue was still stretching back almost to the road  eeek:

A quick rethink found us looking for somewhere else and fortunately the Café Rouge over the road had spare tables  cloud9:  MissD, virtuous to a fault remained teetotal throughout... I back peddled and only had few collapsos  angel1

Goss-a-thon ensued and the world was put to rights as is customary  ;)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2010, 03:29:37 PM
First back...  rubschin:

You win the prize but can you be trusted...?
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2010, 03:31:52 PM
You should try:

http://www.depotbrasserie.co.uk/ (http://www.depotbrasserie.co.uk/)

Miss D: teetotal
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on October 10, 2010, 03:34:49 PM
First back...  rubschin:

You win the prize but can you be trusted...?

Trusted with what?  angel1
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2010, 03:38:35 PM
First back...  rubschin:

You win the prize but can you be trusted...?

Trusted with what?  angel1

The tales of your abstemiousness...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2010, 03:40:55 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on October 10, 2010, 03:42:59 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Do Magpies nick things or is that Jackdaws?  I've just had one fly into my sitting room!  eeek: eeek: eeek:  And NO, I am not phished!
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2010, 03:45:09 PM
He's pished...  ::)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 10, 2010, 03:46:38 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Do Magpies nick things or is that Jackdaws?  I've just had one fly into my sitting room!  eeek: eeek: eeek:  And NO, I am not phished!

Magpies, as in:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pmf.org.uk%2FImages_final%2Fpage_Thieving_magpie.jpg&hash=c0efd82350342069fdf556e86e6dbca88a6cd805)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on October 10, 2010, 03:56:17 PM
I've closed the windows; I think he's circling for a second attack  evil:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2010, 03:57:58 PM
I've closed the windows; I think he's circling for a second attack  evil:

That is just the room spinning...  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on October 10, 2010, 04:06:05 PM
I've closed the windows; I think he's circling for a second attack  evil:

That is just the room spinning...  noooo:

 Banghead Banghead  ...  Anyhoo, MissD was on the Diet Cokes (sans Voddy allegedly) on account of kiddy sitting duties later.  I imagine the Clingon(s) are preventing her from posting  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2010, 04:10:35 PM
I've closed the windows; I think he's circling for a second attack  evil:

That is just the room spinning...  noooo:

 Banghead Banghead  ...  Anyhoo, MissD was on the Diet Cokes (sans Voddy allegedly) on account of kiddy sitting duties later.  I imagine the Clingon(s) are preventing her from posting  whistle:


Pasty has done Miss D in!  eeek:

Pasting on here to create a (rather pathetic) alibi!  scared2:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 10, 2010, 04:11:12 PM
No... at friends house now looking after her 2 little angels  noooo:

They are watching a Disney movie.

Pastis can't believed you're getting attacked by birds again   eyes:

Most lovely lunch , great company, gorgeous weather ...lovely jubbly Sunday
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2010, 04:30:44 PM
No... at friends house now looking after her 2 little angels  noooo:

They are watching a Disney movie.

Pastis can't believed you're getting attacked by birds again   eyes:

Most lovely lunch , great company, gorgeous weather ...lovely jubbly Sunday

 rubschin:

But that is what Pasty would say if he had done away with Miss D and stolen her phone like... prised it from her cold, dead hands...  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2010, 04:32:24 PM
I have dialled 999, in case like
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2010, 04:32:54 PM
I have dialled 999, in case like

Good man!  happy088
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pirate on October 10, 2010, 04:35:17 PM
No... at friends house now looking after her 2 little angels  noooo:

They are watching a Disney movie.

Pastis can't believed you're getting attacked by birds again   eyes:

Most lovely lunch , great company, gorgeous weather ...lovely jubbly Sunday

 rubschin:

But that is what Pasty would say if he had done away with Miss D and stolen her phone like... prised it from her cold, dead hands...  noooo:

Cold hands, warm heart
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2010, 04:39:15 PM
No... at friends house now looking after her 2 little angels  noooo:

They are watching a Disney movie.

Pastis can't believed you're getting attacked by birds again   eyes:

Most lovely lunch , great company, gorgeous weather ...lovely jubbly Sunday

 rubschin:

But that is what Pasty would say if he had done away with Miss D and stolen her phone like... prised it from her cold, dead hands...  noooo:

Cold hands, warm heart

It was... sad24:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 10, 2010, 04:41:20 PM
You lot of nanny goats don't get rid of me that easily  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on October 10, 2010, 04:42:24 PM
No... at friends house now looking after her 2 little angels  noooo:

They are watching a Disney movie.

Pastis can't believed you're getting attacked by birds again   eyes:

Most lovely lunch , great company, gorgeous weather ...lovely jubbly Sunday

 rubschin:

But that is what Pasty would say if he had done away with Miss D and stolen her phone like... prised it from her cold, dead hands...  noooo:

Cold hands, warm heart

Couldn't really tell, what with the new burkha outfit ...

And that feckin' Magpie has been in the bedroom and shat on the window sill  evil:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2010, 04:42:54 PM
You lot of nanny goats don't get rid of me that easily  lol:
scared2:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments th
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2010, 04:44:19 PM
You lot of nanny goats don't get rid of me that easily  lol:

Nice line Pasty... but Nick and I are on to you...  evil:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 10, 2010, 04:45:20 PM
No... at friends house now looking after her 2 little angels  noooo:

They are watching a Disney movie.

Pastis can't believed you're getting attacked by birds again   eyes:

Most lovely lunch , great company, gorgeous weather ...lovely jubbly Sunday

 rubschin:

But that is what Pasty would say if he had done away with Miss D and stolen her phone like... prised it from her cold, dead hands...  noooo:

Cold hands, warm heart

It was... sad24:

I expect she is still back at the restaurant doing the washing up.  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2010, 04:47:32 PM
No... at friends house now looking after her 2 little angels  noooo:

They are watching a Disney movie.

Pastis can't believed you're getting attacked by birds again   eyes:

Most lovely lunch , great company, gorgeous weather ...lovely jubbly Sunday

 rubschin:

But that is what Pasty would say if he had done away with Miss D and stolen her phone like... prised it from her cold, dead hands...  noooo:

Cold hands, warm heart

It was... sad24:

I expect she is still back at the restaurant doing the washing up.  noooo:

Darwin is in on it too!  eeek:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on October 10, 2010, 04:52:10 PM
No... at friends house now looking after her 2 little angels  noooo:

They are watching a Disney movie.

Pastis can't believed you're getting attacked by birds again   eyes:

Most lovely lunch , great company, gorgeous weather ...lovely jubbly Sunday

 rubschin:

But that is what Pasty would say if he had done away with Miss D and stolen her phone like... prised it from her cold, dead hands...  noooo:

Cold hands, warm heart

It was... sad24:

I expect she is still back at the restaurant doing the washing up.  noooo:

Darwin is in on it too!  eeek:

Well, we did discuss going further afield for Sunday Lunch next time ...  ;)
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2010, 04:55:42 PM
No... at friends house now looking after her 2 little angels  noooo:

They are watching a Disney movie.

Pastis can't believed you're getting attacked by birds again   eyes:

Most lovely lunch , great company, gorgeous weather ...lovely jubbly Sunday

 rubschin:

But that is what Pasty would say if he had done away with Miss D and stolen her phone like... prised it from her cold, dead hands...  noooo:

Cold hands, warm heart

It was... sad24:

I expect she is still back at the restaurant doing the washing up.  noooo:

Darwin is in on it too!  eeek:

Well, we did discuss going further afield for Sunday Lunch next time ...  ;)

 eeek:

She is buried in a field... on Darwin's farm! eeek:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 10, 2010, 07:07:33 PM
I am home now....just gotta dig the earth out of my fingernails  evil:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2010, 07:18:43 PM


I did that by making an apple crumble for lunch  ;D
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2010, 07:49:10 PM
I am home now....just gotta dig the earth out of my fingernails  evil:

 eeek:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Just One More on December 18, 2011, 11:17:50 AM
14 months of dust on here  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 18, 2011, 11:22:18 AM
Aaah bless. Poor man has to put up with me again today
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2011, 12:00:32 PM
14 months of dust on here  noooo:

According to Quentin Crisp after four years the dust doesn't matter.
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Pastis on December 18, 2011, 04:52:01 PM
It were lahverly    cloud9:

No more carvery, no more going to the bar ... waitress service throughout   eeek:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2011, 05:39:09 PM
It were lahverly    cloud9:

No more carvery, no more going to the bar ... waitress service throughout   eeek:

 eeek:
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 18, 2011, 06:09:55 PM
Not me I hasten to add , proper service like  ;D

Lovely afternoon.....no Voddy for Miss D  angel1
Title: Re: The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread
Post by: Just One More on December 18, 2011, 06:20:01 PM
Not me I hasten to add , proper service like  ;D

Lovely afternoon.....no Voddy for Miss D  angel1

Another image bites the dust  sad32: