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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 08:50:04 AM
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So these will be the last concerts he is ever going to perform eh noooo: noooo: noooo:
What an absolute load of balderdash and nonsense - he is broke and wants his loyal 'fans' to support his future lifestyle and keep him afloat.
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“I love you so much. Thank you all.” Flashing a peace sign, he then started to chant: “This is it! This is it!”
And he had a surprise in store for the crowd when he added: “These will be my final show performances in London. This will be it. When I say, ‘This is it’, I really mean, ‘This is it’. I’ll be performing the songs my fans want to hear, this is it, I mean that this is the final curtain call, OK?”
They are already quoting obscene amounts of money that will be paid for the tickets - this is just one massive rip off.
I appreciate that if people are stupid enough to pay thousands of pounds for a ticket then so be it - the touts will also make thosands - Jackson will make millions - the 'fans' will get to see a has been in concert in London (because he is avoiding his own country like the plague noooo: )
I think you can take it that I won't be going evil:
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But you have to admire his wig ~ far better than some we have seen around here. whistle:
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Be interesting to know what bits left of him are actually real whacky115
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Who?
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Ask Growler - he will remember him from his break dancing days lol:
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Ask Growler - he will remember him from his break dancing days lol:
I remember him from my 'broke dancing' days. Michael Jackson that is, I am trying desperately not to remember Growler. 8)
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Growler wasn't involved in Brokeback dancing was he eeek:
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Growler wasn't involved in Brokeback dancing was he eeek:
Allegedly, but he only put it in a little way so that doesn't really count! eeek:
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eeek:
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You lot quite finished yet?
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Angry9:
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Growler wasn't involved in Brokeback dancing was he eeek:
Is that why he keeps going up that mountain?
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Maybe he had a hot date?
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Tart (A Welsh leisure Centre)
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Why was he allowed into the country?
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Because we allow such people in. If he was British and r=tried to get into the US they would not give him a Visa.
WE NEED THE SAME SORT OF VISA SYSTEM ~ NOW!!!!! cussing:
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I guess then that the support act will be Gary Glitter?
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Why was he allowed into the country?
Who Growler? I believe he was born here....
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Because we allow such people in. If he was British and r=tried to get into the US they would not give him a Visa.
WE NEED THE SAME SORT OF VISA SYSTEM ~ NOW!!!!! cussing:
Has he actually been convicted of anything that would preclude him from coming here?
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Because we allow such people in. If he was British and r=tried to get into the US they would not give him a Visa.
WE NEED THE SAME SORT OF VISA SYSTEM ~ NOW!!!!! cussing:
Has he actually been convicted of anything that would preclude him from coming here?
He has been convicted in the court of public opinion Uncle... whistle:
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Of course ~ how silly of me not to realise.
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I just love it when you get tetchy Uncle Mort lol:
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I do my best GOS.
I'd love the chance to interview a politican.
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Jeremy Uncle Mort rubschin:
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I do my best GOS.
I'd love the chance to interview a politican.
I would forgo my Michael Jackson ticket to watch that Uncle Mort, a front row seat and my knitting, oh bliss cloud9:
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I would buy tickets for that too......but I would have to pretend I'm not from VP otherwise I fear he wouldn't let us in noooo:
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rubschin:
Oh wad some power the gifte gie us
To see oursels as others see us! - Robert Burns, 1786
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You see - you demand respect even when talking gibberish lol:
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Gibberish/Scottish. Too true noooo:
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Indeed it is evil:
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Gibberish/Scottish. Too true noooo:
Said the wee sleekit, cowring, timorous beastie.
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Gibberish/Scottish. Too true noooo:
Said the wee sleekit, cowring, timorous beastie.
happy001 happy001 happy001
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Michael Jackson has just added 2 more dates for his concerts, Tom aged 11 and Michael aged 10 tunble:
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Tsk!
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Michael Jackson has just added 2 more dates for his concerts, Tom aged 11 and Michael aged 10 tunble:
happy001
redface:
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Be interesting to know what bits left of him are actually real whacky115
Whatever hasnt ended up as a melted pool on the stage by the end of the concert... whistle:
Hmm I can see a new sweepstake here. How many concerts before Michael completely melts. rubschin:
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Michael Jackson has rescheduled the first four shows of his sell-out 'This Is It' tour at London's O2 Arena, causing chaos for fans.
However, the first gig will now be July 13 and not July 8 as originally planned.
And fans who were planning to travel to the capital for the next three shows will now have to wait until 2010 to see the King of Pop as the July 10 show has been moved to March 1; July 12 to March 3 and July 14 to March 6.
And so it begins.......... noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Well his is a very flaky chap. And I don't mean just his skin.
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He's probably having trouble finding somewhere to stay, it will be busy in July.
You'd think one of his young fans would put him up?
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Michael Jackson has hit out at his London O2 Arena gig bookers, saying he believed he only signed up to play 10 shows - not the 50 he is scheduled for - at the venue.Speaking to fans outside the Los Angeles dance studio where he's rehearsing for the gigs, the singer admitted that he might not be physically well enough to complete all 50 shows
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You couldn't make it up noooo: noooo: noooo:
Michael Jackson has apparently enlisted Incredible Hulk actor Lou Ferrigno to help him get fit for his forthcoming tour.
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Does that mean he will turn green now?
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As long as he doesn't get angry.
When's the first concert? I don't see this happening at all.
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I'm not sure I have ever heard him sing
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Umm if the news is to be believed he has just gone to that great concert hall in the sky.
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As long as he doesn't get angry.
When's the first concert? I don't see this happening at all.
Uncle Mort, Prophet. worthy:
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All hail Uncle Mort... Our leader... worthy:
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As long as he doesn't get angry.
When's the first concert? I don't see this happening at all.
Uncle Mort, Prophet. worthy:
Arsenic HobNobs more like it.
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As long as he doesn't get angry.
When's the first concert? I don't see this happening at all.
Uncle Mort, Prophet. worthy:
Arsenic HobNobs more like it.
Oh christ... Nick didn't have him in his kitchen did he...? scared2:
Queue keyboard cat... ::)
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I wonder if Gordon has phoned the family yet?
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I reckon the concerts will go ahead and all the fans will link hands and light candles noooo:
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I reckon the concerts will go ahead and all the fans will link hands and light candles noooo:
I'm sure the promoters would like that to be the case...
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All those poor muppets that paid hundreds of pounds for concert tickets from touts and on E Bay etc happy001
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btw what is 'ear candling'? rubschin:
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All those poor muppets that paid hundreds of pounds for concert tickets from touts and on E Bay etc happy001
Please, please, please may a whole load of touts lost everything on this one! cloud9:
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btw what is 'ear candling'? rubschin:
I take it you haven't seen the film "Shrek"?
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Nope
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Nope
Put 'candles' on your next Tesco order and we'll explain it when the truck arrives... whistle:
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I looked it up!
Ear candling, also called ear coning or thermal-auricular therapy, is an alternative medicine practice claimed to improve general health and well-being by lighting one end of a hollow candle and placing the other end in the ear canal. According to medical researchers, it is both dangerous and ineffective.[2] Claims that the practice removes earwax have been thoroughly debunked. The claim by one manufacturer that ear candles originated with the Hopi tribe has also been disproven.[3]
A local wumman is advertising this along with her colonic irrigation service sick2:
Christ, there are some nutters about noooo:
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I looked it up!
Ear candling, also called ear coning or thermal-auricular therapy, is an alternative medicine practice claimed to improve general health and well-being by lighting one end of a hollow candle and placing the other end in the ear canal. According to medical researchers, it is both dangerous and ineffective.[2] Claims that the practice removes earwax have been thoroughly debunked. The claim by one manufacturer that ear candles originated with the Hopi tribe has also been disproven.[3]
A local wumman is advertising this along with her colonic irrigation service sick2:
Christ, there are some nutters about noooo:
I know... but they make fortunes from the terminally gullible... rubschin:
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You mean Wenchy has tried it?
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I reckon the concerts will go ahead and all the fans will link hands and light candles noooo:
So do you think that they will dig him up for the occasion, not much decomposition will have taken place due to the amount of chemicals he has in his body sort of self imposed pre mortis emalming, if you will. scared2:
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Can you imagine what the funeral is going to be like? noooo:
The BBC coverage is Live all the fooking time
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/video_and_audio/news_channel_live/7459669.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/video_and_audio/news_channel_live/7459669.stm)
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pre mortis emalming
[pedantry]Or even pre-mortem embalming.[/pedantry] redface:
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pre mortis emalming
[pedantry]Or even pre-mortem embalming.[/pedantry] redface:
oh Darwin... noooo:
The poor woman is obviously addled with grief...
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pre mortis emalming
[pedantry]Or even pre-mortem embalming.[/pedantry] redface:
oh Darwin... noooo:
The poor woman is obviously addled with grief...
I expect her keyboard is full of tears and mascara, I feel lower than a snakes heel to have been so insensitive.
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sad24: Indeed I am addled
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pre mortis emalming
[pedantry]Or even pre-mortem embalming.[/pedantry] redface:
oh Darwin... noooo:
The poor woman is obviously addled with grief...
I expect her keyboard is full of tears and mascara, I feel lower than a snakes heel to have been so insensitive.
lol: lol: lol:
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Oh dear, I'm filling up here sad24:
He touched so many young lives
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The Daily Mail reports that Elton John has given a Ball in his honour! rubschin:
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Oh dear, I'm filling up here sad24:
He touched so many young lives
lol: lol: lol:
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Oh dear, I'm filling up here sad24:
He touched so many young lives
Bad Pastis noooo:
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He's spawned a virus.... eeek:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqJBWY2WI9U&NR=1
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WHere's the cat?
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WHere's the cat?
We killed the bastard thing! cussing:
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Really? eveilgrin:
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Really? eveilgrin:
Yes... it is nailed to Miss D's new fence! eveilgrin:
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She could make some soup from it rubschin:
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Had to fight my through a "Michael Jackson Moonwalk flash mob" at Liverpool Street station this evening. cussing:
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noooo:
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Had to fight my through a "Michael Jackson Moonwalk flash mob" at Liverpool Street station this evening. cussing:
You should have keeled them.
The funeral is going to be inescapable noooo:
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It was the only bloody thing on the news this morning - and the newspaper review! ::)
Gordon bastard Brown must be pissing himself! cussing:
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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/michael-jackson-dies-in-shockingly-normal-fashion-200906261856/ (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/michael-jackson-dies-in-shockingly-normal-fashion-200906261856/)
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Had to fight my through a "Michael Jackson Moonwalk flash mob" at Liverpool Street station this evening. cussing:
You should have keeled them.
The funeral is going to be inescapable noooo:
That depends on where they are going to bury him. Most countries have regulations about disposing of that much plastic so it could end up being at a landfill. whistle:
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Early reports are coming in of Michael Jackson?s ghost has been sighted in a children?s home. It appears he is still putting the willies up kids.
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Michael Jackson's GF is said to be devastated about is death, she was reported to say "First my parents leave me in Portugal and now this"
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noooo:
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Michael Jackson dead at the age of 50, his nose was 25
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Michael Jackson's GF is said to be devastated about is death, she was reported to say "First my parents leave me in Portugal and now this"
lol: lol: lol: lol: redface:
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Tsk
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Tsk
eeek:
You bloody posted it! cussing:
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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/sy-336010670/weird_al_yankovic_eat_it_official_music_video/ (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/sy-336010670/weird_al_yankovic_eat_it_official_music_video/)
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http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/damianthompson/100001276/jacksons-death-moves-guardian-to-new-heights-of-pseudery/
(http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/damianthompson/100001276/jacksons-death-moves-guardian-to-new-heights-of-pseudery/)
Gilbert Adair: ?Nor was his whiteness just a question of skin tone. Think of his eyes and nose. Then think of the very word ?eye?, as it?s printed on this page in lower-case letters. If there ever existed a word that was an ideogrammatic, visually onomatopoeic mise en abyme, then that word is ?eye? ? [and] I thought it as pretty a nose as a putto?s in a Tiepolo altar piece.?
whacky115
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Apparently a billion people will be watching it on telly this arvo... ::)
Well nobody in this house will be that's for sure! Utter shite. cussing:
Did you see those Welsh slags on the telly this morning when Sky gave them free tickets? noooo:
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Did you see those Welsh slags on the telly this morning when Sky gave them free tickets? noooo:
No, but I can imagine it (unfortunately) sick2:
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Did you see those Welsh slags on the telly this morning when Sky gave them free tickets? noooo:
No, but I can imagine it (unfortunately) sick2:
Quite so Uncle... noooo:
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Nothing would give me greater pleasure than a Hercules transporter, packed with C4 and nails and flown by Graham Norton tragically crashing into the Staples Centre. Bastards evil:
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Nothing would give me greater pleasure than a Hercules transporter, packed with C4 and nails and flown by Graham Norton tragically crashing into the Staples Centre. Bastards evil:
lol: lol: lol:
Who for the co-pilot job tho? rubschin:
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Nothing would give me greater pleasure than a Hercules transporter, packed with C4 and nails and flown by Graham Norton tragically crashing into the Staples Centre. Bastards evil:
lol: lol: lol:
Who for the co-pilot job tho? rubschin:
Lord Mandelsnake.
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Nothing would give me greater pleasure than a Hercules transporter, packed with C4 and nails and flown by Graham Norton tragically crashing into the Staples Centre. Bastards evil:
lol: lol: lol:
Who for the co-pilot job tho? rubschin:
Lord Mandelsnake.
Oh christ, we're going to need a lot of extra seats... rubschin:
We need to fit Michael Barrymore in somewhere (snigger)... redface:
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Can I have the afternoon off work - so that I am allowed to grieve properly - special leave of course cry:
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Can I have the afternoon off work - so that I am allowed to grieve properly - special leave of course cry:
Of course you may... claim for a box of tissues too prolly... sad24:
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Apparently a billion people will be watching it on telly this arvo... ::)
Well nobody in this house will be that's for sure! Utter shite. cussing:
Did you see those Welsh slags on the telly this morning when Sky gave them free tickets? noooo:
A tad harsh BM?
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He's back scared2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Am67-Sew7k&eurl=http://oldbagsplace.blogspot.com/&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Am67-Sew7k&eurl=http://oldbagsplace.blogspot.com/&feature=player_embedded)
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He's back scared2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Am67-Sew7k&eurl=http://oldbagsplace.blogspot.com/&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Am67-Sew7k&eurl=http://oldbagsplace.blogspot.com/&feature=player_embedded)
Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on the good times
Blame it on the boogie
Those boogies have a lot to answer for! evil:
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Just flicked over the TV and saw a bit of the memorial concert - a Paul Gambocini commentary is just wrong noooo:
Flicked back over quite quickly whistle:
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Apparently a billion people will be watching it on telly this arvo... ::)
Well nobody in this house will be that's for sure! Utter shite. cussing:
Did you see those Welsh slags on the telly this morning when Sky gave them free tickets? noooo:
A tad harsh BM?
Nope! noooo:
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I'm sure he must have had "underlying health issues"...that seems to kill most people these days evil:
I may blog about this...
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I'm sure he must have had "underlying health issues"...that seems to kill most people these days evil:
I may blog about this...
Indeed... underlying like... noooo:
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I've been like a cat on a hot tin roof trying to avoid / channel hop from this Jacko Finale Fest; it really has plumbed new depths of awfulness noooo:
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I've avoided it all... cloud9:
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Well done you evil:
Shall I post a link? a YouTube vid? eveilgrin:
I could PM it if you like? razz:
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Well done you evil:
Shall I post a link? a YouTube vid? eveilgrin:
I could PM it if you like? razz:
Thanks but, um... no... noooo:
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I watched the whole mawkish display. Mother Wench woke me from a peaceful nap the minute the coffin left the funeral home. redface:
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Did you cry ???
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Did you cry ???
A little bit when certain songs were played. But less to do with his death and more to do with memory evocation. redface: It would also appear that I had pmt. redface:
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FFS!
Fence erectors
Gardeners
Painters
Is there no stopping you two? lol:
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FFS!
Fence erectors
Gardeners
Painters
Is there no stopping you two? lol:
NO! lol:
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And not a good Jewish Dentist among them ::)
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FFS!
Fence erectors
Gardeners
Painters
Is there no stopping you two? lol:
It's official it's Woman's Hour whistle:
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'ello, Miss C has arrived ~ no doubt with the hots for the local vet or somesuch.
This is getting more like a Mills and Boon book by the minute.
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Who will be our VP dashing hero rubschin:
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VP? Dashing Hero? Doddering more like!
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surrender:
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surrender:
happy100
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VP? Dashing Hero? Doddering more like!
To the best of my knowledge I have yet to dodder whistle:
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But can you achieve a fence sized erection and clean the pool?
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VP? Dashing Hero? Doddering more like!
To the best of my knowledge I have yet to dodder whistle:
Does tilting count rubschin:
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Tilting? eeek:
Well I had to grab hold of something when the bus turned that corner redface:
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I was referring to your avatar angel1
You were referring to things that I would never have disclosed whistle:
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Wenchy seems to have nodded off again ~ either that or she is giving the gardener mouth to mouth.
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She's practising swooning in front of the mirror lol:
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I was referring to your avatar angel1
You were referring to things that I would never have disclosed whistle:
Ooops redface:
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I was referring to your avatar angel1
You were referring to things that I would never have disclosed whistle:
Ooops redface:
Too late.
Popcorn:
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shutup:
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Do girlies still swoon and have attacks of the vapours? The memsahib used to, back in the days of the Raj
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Wenchy still does apparently.
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Swooning is an art form in decline in women ...much like charm in men whistle:
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I can do charm. Peope in certain circles have often commented on the way I lean on their mantlepiece at dinner parties. There is a technique of course like everything worth doing well. I tend to use the right elbow, leaving the left arm free with the cigarette and holder to languidly gesture when discussing breeding stock, crossed legs also add a touch of class.
I once tried the same when wearing a cravat at a dinner in Windsor, I was soundly horse whipped and banned from Berkshire for the whole season, it pays not to be too avant garde.
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More Than
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Do girlies still swoon and have attacks of the vapours? The memsahib used to, back in the days of the Raj
Would that be Raj from the Curry Palace ?
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Richard Littlejohn writes:
Incidentally, among the many letters and emails I received about the Wacko Jacko sob-festwas one which read: 'Your article was spiteful, mean-spirited and as little as your stupid name.'
It was signed: 'Ijeoma Nwogwugwu.'
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Richard Littlejohn writes:
Incidentally, among the many letters and emails I received about the Wacko Jacko sob-festwas one which read: 'Your article was spiteful, mean-spirited and as little as your stupid name.'
It was signed: 'Ijeoma Nwogwugwu.'
Probably the same Ijeoma Nwogwugwu who informs me that I can have a cut of his $20,000,000 inheritance if I send him my bank details rubschin:
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La Toya Jackson last night claimed her brother Michael was "murdered" for his millions.
She alleged his death was the result of "foul play" by hangers-on.
La Toya, 53, said: "Michael was murdered. And we don't think just one person was involved. Rather, it was a conspiracy of people.
"Michael was worth well over a billion in music publishing assets and somebody killed him for that. He was worth more dead than alive.
"He was surrounded by a bad circle. Michael was a very meek, quiet, loving person. People took advantage of that."
noooo: noooo: noooo:
I take it her inheritance isn't what she had hoped it might be whistle:
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"He was surrounded by a bad circle."
Messing about with his inner circle was what got him in trouble in the first place.
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If they play 'Man in the mirror' one more on the wireless today I shall most likely have an apoplectic fit! Angry9:
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Umm could you not just turn the radio off and play CDs?
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Umm could you not just turn the radio off and play CDs?
What, Michael Jackson CDs...? rubschin:
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Now there's a thought...
Just for you angel1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgtWIx2zLtk
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Now there's a thought...
Just for you angel1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgtWIx2zLtk
Banghead
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And now the FILM Banghead
Michael Jackson's concert documentary, This Is It, has been warmly received by the late singer's fans after its worldwide premiere.
The movie was pieced together from 100 hours of footage shot at rehearsals for the star's ill-fated comeback shows.
Fan Darryn Wade, in Los Angeles, said: "Judging by that film, it would have been the best show of all time."
But Kasian Daley, 17, at the London premiere, said: "It's an easy way for them to make money off his name."
It's like you were able to see Michael again for the last time, so it was a good chance to say goodbye to him
At that premiere, fan Ed Rahmen said the movie proved the concerts at London's O2 Arena would have been "the best thing he had ever done".
"It was like a film on stage. It was better than any of his early stuff. It was Jackson brought to this time and age."
Neda Allin added: "You can see he was a bit ill, or he didn't look right, but the movie was brilliant."
FFS why not set up a direct debit straight to the Jackson family account and give them your monthly wages noooo:
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Goodbye Michael... sad24: