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Title: Ouch!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2009, 10:35:27 AM
How drunk do you have to be to decide you are going to deliberately bite off your partner's tongue?  eeek:

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A Tyneside woman deliberately bit off her boyfriend's tongue during a drunken birthday kiss, a court has heard.

Tracy Davies, 40, bit a third of Mark Coghill's tongue off, Newcastle Crown Court was told.

They were celebrating Mr Coghill's 45th birthday at his Newcastle bedsit in October 2008, when she grew upset because she was not pregnant.

Ms Davies of Sunderland Road, Gateshead, denies one count of causing grievous bodily harm with intent.

The court heard how they went to a supermarket on 10 October, buying two bottles of vodka and food for the evening, before going to a pub together.

They returned to Mr Coghill's home but Ms Davies grew upset because she wanted a baby but was not yet pregnant.

As Mr Coghill moved to comfort her, she asked him to kiss her, the court heard.

  I will never enjoy a curry again - I can't distinguish between cheese and toast, and just toast

Victim Mark Coghill

Julian Smith, prosecuting, said: "He did so and within a few seconds, she bit down hard on his tongue.

"Obviously this caused him pain, he pulled back, and the tongue had come clean off in her mouth.

"She had the piece of tongue in her mouth, he saw her take it from her mouth, and it fell to the floor."

Mr Coghill, a former customer service advisor, told the court he could no longer work, struggled to speak, and had lost many of his taste buds.

"I will never enjoy a curry again," he said. "I can't distinguish between certain foods, like the difference between cheese and toast, and just toast.

"I can't use my tongue for eating. Those are things you take for granted."

'You're joking'

After the attack Ms Davies called an ambulance and paramedics then alerted police.

Mr Smith added: "She told police, 'We have had a domestic. I have bitten his tongue off. Here it is'."

He added that Ms Davies was surprised when police arrested her, telling officers: "You're joking".

Mr Coghill was treated at Newcastle General Hospital, but surgeons decided against trying to re-attach the torn section because of the danger of infection.

The trial continues.
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 10:56:32 AM
This reminds me of a far more serious incident  ( not a Bobbitt ) that a friend of mine told me about not too long ago (she is a nurse ) -  however it's far too early in the morning to be discussing that sort of thing  eeek:

As for this scenario - mad woman  - man that can't enjoy curry again, lives in a bedsit in Newcastle and works in a Call Centre   - mmmmmm rubschin:

No great loss  shrugs:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2009, 11:11:53 AM
So your ideal man is someone who doenst enjoy curry Miss D?  eyes:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 11:16:40 AM
But then that would make me 'mad' GM and none of my personalities believe that  noooo:

As for my ideal man   happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2009, 11:17:26 AM
And I was about to say that I've never been overly struck on curry...  sad24:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 11:19:38 AM
 happy100

How much of your tongue could you afford to lose  shocked003
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2009, 11:20:34 AM
Depends on what you want me to do with it later.....  whistle:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 11:26:34 AM
Well it might stop you talking gobbledegook sometimes or fluent Klingon  - it's a big sacrifice for an I.T. geek   guru to make  ;)
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2009, 11:29:09 AM
Klingon? I was clearing my throat actually  lol:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 11:34:40 AM
That was some furball  eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2009, 11:44:49 AM
I knew I shouldn't have tried BM's goat omlette.  sick2:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2009, 11:46:06 AM
I knew I shouldn't have tried BM's goat omlette.  sick2:
Um, that wasn't goat omelette...  noooo:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2009, 11:47:09 AM
Oh god!! Don't tell me I've eaten yous spare wig.  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2009, 11:48:11 AM
Oh god!! Don't tell me I've eaten yous spare wig.  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Actually it was Nick's Merkin...  sick2:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2009, 11:51:03 AM
Oh god!! Don't tell me I've eaten yous spare wig.  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Actually it was Nick's Merkin...  sick2:


 evil:

Revenge will be mine.......................just as soon as I get my stomach pumped.  sick2:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2009, 11:52:16 AM
Oh god!! Don't tell me I've eaten yous spare wig.  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Actually it was Nick's Merkin...  sick2:


 evil:

Revenge will be mine.......................just as soon as I get my stomach pumped.  sick2:

 point:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2009, 11:53:25 AM
I'll just give Miss D some more ideas of what she can do while visiting....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2009, 11:56:02 AM
I'll just give Miss D some more ideas of what she can do while visiting....  eveilgrin:
She will be too busy having a fantastic time (and filling-in her Travelblog) I would imagine...  whistle:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 11:56:46 AM
Imagination is a great thing eh  ::)
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2009, 11:59:56 AM
Well he looks in the mirror and see's the Silver Fox Miss D, if he turned his hand to writing fantasy I suspect he'd make a fortune.  whistle:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2009, 12:03:22 PM
Well he looks in the mirror and see's the Silver Fox Miss D, if he turned his hand to writing fantasy I suspect he'd make a fortune.  whistle:
Of course... now can you give Nick his merkin back please?  point:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 12:06:08 PM
if he turned his hand to writing fantasy I suspect he'd make a fortune.  whistle:

I suspect his clients think that every time he presents them with an invoice  lol:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2009, 12:10:00 PM
To be fair Miss D, BM has to include medical costs to each of his bills to cover treatment after falling off their roof.  whistle:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2009, 12:16:50 PM
if he turned his hand to writing fantasy I suspect he'd make a fortune.  whistle:

I suspect his clients think that every time he presents them with an invoice  lol:
By the looks on their faces you'd think I specialised in horror...  noooo:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 05, 2009, 12:22:41 PM
More "ouch"!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v7mBBRhF84
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2009, 12:24:13 PM
 lol: lol: lol: I think we've had that on here before - dozy wanker deserves all the pain he got!  point:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 01:18:23 PM
I suspect his clients think that every time he presents them with an invoice  lol:
By the looks on their faces you'd think I specialised in horror...  noooo:

As long as it's not the way your face looks that makes them think that scared2:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2009, 02:30:20 PM
I suspect his clients think that every time he presents them with an invoice  lol:
By the looks on their faces you'd think I specialised in horror...  noooo:

As long as it's not the way your face looks that makes them think that scared2:
To cheer them up I always wear a funny mask when I present my invoice!























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Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2009, 02:31:58 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 02:33:41 PM
To cheer them up I always wear a funny mask when I present my invoice!

you and I are going to have words  argue:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2009, 02:35:08 PM
To cheer them up I always wear a funny mask when I present my invoice!

you and I are going to have words  argue:
scared2:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2009, 02:36:02 PM
 point:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2009, 06:09:10 PM
I suspect his clients think that every time he presents them with an invoice  lol:
By the looks on their faces you'd think I specialised in horror...  noooo:

As long as it's not the way your face looks that makes them think that scared2:
To cheer them up I always wear a funny mask when I present my invoice!























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Somehow that seems more appropriate.  whistle:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 06:13:29 PM
I see he has his listening face on  lol:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2009, 06:16:05 PM
No, that is his thinking face. His listening face looks similar but doesnt have the goat hair ear protectors.  whistle:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 08:24:47 AM
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This is the tongue biter  eeek:

Be afraid - be very afraid  shocked003
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Just One More on March 06, 2009, 08:32:27 AM
I think I'm gonna be....  sick2:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2009, 08:39:10 AM
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This is the tongue biter  eeek:

Be afraid - be very afraid  shocked003

How drunk or desperate must a man be to even try to kiss that? eeek:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 08:53:09 AM
But she only wanted his baby - it was the frustration that drove her to it . lol: lol:  lol:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2009, 08:54:54 AM
I have been drunk in my time and woken up next to some odd wimmin BUT never ever anything that ugly. sick2:

And we have to assume that outfit is her "best" going to court wardrobe????  eeek:

Jeeeze that is one munter.
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 08:55:46 AM
There's still time  ;)
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 08:57:10 AM
Now now Snoops - don't be too harsh on the wardrobe - she has at least colour co-ordinated her phone and her hair colour  ;D
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2009, 08:58:15 AM
Stop it! I shall have nightmares  scared2:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 07, 2009, 09:14:03 PM
I have been drunk in my time and woken up next to some odd wimmin BUT never ever anything that ugly. sick2:

And we have to assume that outfit is her "best" going to court wardrobe????  eeek:

Jeeeze that is one munter.
Once, I was so drunk I was seen in the company of a lady wearing a duffle coat sad24:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Pastis on March 07, 2009, 09:17:00 PM
I have been drunk in my time and woken up next to some odd wimmin BUT never ever anything that ugly. sick2:

And we have to assume that outfit is her "best" going to court wardrobe????  eeek:

Jeeeze that is one munter.
Once, I was so drunk I was seen in the company of a lady wearing a duffle coat sad24:

You, or the lady  ;)
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 08, 2009, 07:46:17 AM
Boom boom!
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2009, 07:49:37 AM


SSSSssshhhhh

Is it Basil Brush impression time already this morning GOS  - you are a bit sprightly this morning aren't you  8) . Some of us are still just waking up
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 08, 2009, 08:12:29 AM
Morning Miss D a full bladder and a need for a cup of tea drove me from my pit this early morning, I awoke to the sounds of the sparrows a'scratching and farting in their nests, don't ya just luv spring?
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2009, 08:15:17 AM
Well when you put it like that what's not to like  lol:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 08, 2009, 10:12:07 AM
Well when you put it like that what's not to like  lol:

Shouldn't you be trying on your 100th comibination of clothes and spilling makeup everywhere by now?

It's after 10 you know.  ;)
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2009, 10:29:55 AM
I know  - and I need to leave in half an hour - do you think I've not given myself enough time  rubschin:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2009, 10:30:23 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2009, 10:35:30 AM
Hope you've got a film or a good book to read this afternoon Nick  lol:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2009, 10:46:42 AM
It's only lunch, it can't take that long, surely?
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Snoopy on March 08, 2009, 10:47:41 AM
Can't it?  eyes:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2009, 10:48:46 AM
 noooo:

Yes it's only lunch - just like your cake sharing experiences with Growler and Snoops  lol:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Snoopy on March 08, 2009, 10:53:25 AM
noooo:

Yes it's only lunch - just like your cake sharing experiences with Growler and Snoops  lol:

 eeek: He has never given me any cake.


We all give cake to Growler ~ to keep him sweet like.
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2009, 10:54:32 AM
If thats the case then I think he may be in need of some more  of your sweetness  eyes:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Snoopy on March 08, 2009, 10:59:05 AM
Morrisons have finally stopped the Crimbo cake ~ we may have to resort to the Easter Cake .....  rubschin: Actually that might work, Simnel cake has a lot of marzipan as I recall and often a fluffy yellow chick on the top ~ I shall instruct the kitchen staff to investigate on her next outing.
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: GROWLER on March 08, 2009, 11:11:27 AM
If thats the case then I think he may be in need of some more  of your sweetness  eyes:

Yes. I'm NOT happy.  cussing:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2009, 11:12:23 AM
Now what?
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: GROWLER on March 08, 2009, 11:13:19 AM
Now what?

Various and much.
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Snoopy on March 08, 2009, 11:16:06 AM
And it's pissing down ~ not a good Sunday at all. evil:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2009, 11:17:12 AM
 
Now what?

Various and much.

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2009, 07:04:11 PM
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Sorry Snoops - I know you love this picture  lol:

So here's another

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Davies was sentenced to three years in jail at Newcastle Crown Court in north-east England on Tuesday, with the judge saying she had acted in an "animal fashion" and inflicted a "truly appalling" injury.

The couple met through a lonely hearts column and had drunk two bottles of vodka as they celebrated his 45th birthday.

Her lawyer said they were "two truly sad individuals, both clearly alcohol dependent, both grasping at each other in a wholly unsatisfactory relationship".

Davies had become upset because she wanted a baby and wasn't pregnant.

When Coghill comforted her, she then asked him for a kiss - and turned into a "massive monster", he told the court, biting down hard on his tongue.

He screamed in pain as she chewed off two thirds of it and spat it on the floor.

"She let out a satisfaction sound, like if you have a cup of tea when you haven't had one for a few days. An mmmmm sound," Coghill told court