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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2009, 10:35:27 AM
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How drunk do you have to be to decide you are going to deliberately bite off your partner's tongue? eeek:
A Tyneside woman deliberately bit off her boyfriend's tongue during a drunken birthday kiss, a court has heard.
Tracy Davies, 40, bit a third of Mark Coghill's tongue off, Newcastle Crown Court was told.
They were celebrating Mr Coghill's 45th birthday at his Newcastle bedsit in October 2008, when she grew upset because she was not pregnant.
Ms Davies of Sunderland Road, Gateshead, denies one count of causing grievous bodily harm with intent.
The court heard how they went to a supermarket on 10 October, buying two bottles of vodka and food for the evening, before going to a pub together.
They returned to Mr Coghill's home but Ms Davies grew upset because she wanted a baby but was not yet pregnant.
As Mr Coghill moved to comfort her, she asked him to kiss her, the court heard.
I will never enjoy a curry again - I can't distinguish between cheese and toast, and just toast
Victim Mark Coghill
Julian Smith, prosecuting, said: "He did so and within a few seconds, she bit down hard on his tongue.
"Obviously this caused him pain, he pulled back, and the tongue had come clean off in her mouth.
"She had the piece of tongue in her mouth, he saw her take it from her mouth, and it fell to the floor."
Mr Coghill, a former customer service advisor, told the court he could no longer work, struggled to speak, and had lost many of his taste buds.
"I will never enjoy a curry again," he said. "I can't distinguish between certain foods, like the difference between cheese and toast, and just toast.
"I can't use my tongue for eating. Those are things you take for granted."
'You're joking'
After the attack Ms Davies called an ambulance and paramedics then alerted police.
Mr Smith added: "She told police, 'We have had a domestic. I have bitten his tongue off. Here it is'."
He added that Ms Davies was surprised when police arrested her, telling officers: "You're joking".
Mr Coghill was treated at Newcastle General Hospital, but surgeons decided against trying to re-attach the torn section because of the danger of infection.
The trial continues.
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This reminds me of a far more serious incident ( not a Bobbitt ) that a friend of mine told me about not too long ago (she is a nurse ) - however it's far too early in the morning to be discussing that sort of thing eeek:
As for this scenario - mad woman - man that can't enjoy curry again, lives in a bedsit in Newcastle and works in a Call Centre - mmmmmm rubschin:
No great loss shrugs:
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So your ideal man is someone who doenst enjoy curry Miss D? eyes:
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But then that would make me 'mad' GM and none of my personalities believe that noooo:
As for my ideal man happy001 happy001 happy001
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And I was about to say that I've never been overly struck on curry... sad24:
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happy100
How much of your tongue could you afford to lose shocked003
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Depends on what you want me to do with it later..... whistle:
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Well it might stop you talking gobbledegook sometimes or fluent Klingon - it's a big sacrifice for an I.T.
geek guru to make ;)
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Klingon? I was clearing my throat actually lol:
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That was some furball eeek: eeek: eeek:
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I knew I shouldn't have tried BM's goat omlette. sick2:
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I knew I shouldn't have tried BM's goat omlette. sick2:
Um, that wasn't goat omelette... noooo:
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Oh god!! Don't tell me I've eaten yous spare wig. eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Oh god!! Don't tell me I've eaten yous spare wig. eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Actually it was Nick's Merkin... sick2:
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Oh god!! Don't tell me I've eaten yous spare wig. eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Actually it was Nick's Merkin... sick2:
evil:
Revenge will be mine.......................just as soon as I get my stomach pumped. sick2:
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Oh god!! Don't tell me I've eaten yous spare wig. eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Actually it was Nick's Merkin... sick2:
evil:
Revenge will be mine.......................just as soon as I get my stomach pumped. sick2:
point:
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I'll just give Miss D some more ideas of what she can do while visiting.... eveilgrin:
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I'll just give Miss D some more ideas of what she can do while visiting.... eveilgrin:
She will be too busy having a fantastic time (and filling-in her Travelblog) I would imagine... whistle:
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Imagination is a great thing eh ::)
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Well he looks in the mirror and see's the Silver Fox Miss D, if he turned his hand to writing fantasy I suspect he'd make a fortune. whistle:
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Well he looks in the mirror and see's the Silver Fox Miss D, if he turned his hand to writing fantasy I suspect he'd make a fortune. whistle:
Of course... now can you give Nick his merkin back please? point:
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if he turned his hand to writing fantasy I suspect he'd make a fortune. whistle:
I suspect his clients think that every time he presents them with an invoice lol:
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To be fair Miss D, BM has to include medical costs to each of his bills to cover treatment after falling off their roof. whistle:
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if he turned his hand to writing fantasy I suspect he'd make a fortune. whistle:
I suspect his clients think that every time he presents them with an invoice lol:
By the looks on their faces you'd think I specialised in horror... noooo:
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More "ouch"!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v7mBBRhF84
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lol: lol: lol: I think we've had that on here before - dozy wanker deserves all the pain he got! point:
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I suspect his clients think that every time he presents them with an invoice lol:
By the looks on their faces you'd think I specialised in horror... noooo:
As long as it's not the way your face looks that makes them think that scared2:
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I suspect his clients think that every time he presents them with an invoice lol:
By the looks on their faces you'd think I specialised in horror... noooo:
As long as it's not the way your face looks that makes them think that scared2:
To cheer them up I always wear a funny mask when I present my invoice!
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evil:
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To cheer them up I always wear a funny mask when I present my invoice!
you and I are going to have words argue:
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To cheer them up I always wear a funny mask when I present my invoice!
you and I are going to have words argue:
scared2:
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point:
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I suspect his clients think that every time he presents them with an invoice lol:
By the looks on their faces you'd think I specialised in horror... noooo:
As long as it's not the way your face looks that makes them think that scared2:
To cheer them up I always wear a funny mask when I present my invoice!
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Somehow that seems more appropriate. whistle:
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I see he has his listening face on lol:
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No, that is his thinking face. His listening face looks similar but doesnt have the goat hair ear protectors. whistle:
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This is the tongue biter eeek:
Be afraid - be very afraid shocked003
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I think I'm gonna be.... sick2:
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This is the tongue biter eeek:
Be afraid - be very afraid shocked003
How drunk or desperate must a man be to even try to kiss that? eeek:
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But she only wanted his baby - it was the frustration that drove her to it . lol: lol: lol:
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I have been drunk in my time and woken up next to some odd wimmin BUT never ever anything that ugly. sick2:
And we have to assume that outfit is her "best" going to court wardrobe???? eeek:
Jeeeze that is one munter.
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There's still time ;)
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Now now Snoops - don't be too harsh on the wardrobe - she has at least colour co-ordinated her phone and her hair colour ;D
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Stop it! I shall have nightmares scared2:
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I have been drunk in my time and woken up next to some odd wimmin BUT never ever anything that ugly. sick2:
And we have to assume that outfit is her "best" going to court wardrobe???? eeek:
Jeeeze that is one munter.
Once, I was so drunk I was seen in the company of a lady wearing a duffle coat sad24:
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I have been drunk in my time and woken up next to some odd wimmin BUT never ever anything that ugly. sick2:
And we have to assume that outfit is her "best" going to court wardrobe???? eeek:
Jeeeze that is one munter.
Once, I was so drunk I was seen in the company of a lady wearing a duffle coat sad24:
You, or the lady ;)
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Boom boom!
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SSSSssshhhhh
Is it Basil Brush impression time already this morning GOS - you are a bit sprightly this morning aren't you 8) . Some of us are still just waking up
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Morning Miss D a full bladder and a need for a cup of tea drove me from my pit this early morning, I awoke to the sounds of the sparrows a'scratching and farting in their nests, don't ya just luv spring?
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Well when you put it like that what's not to like lol:
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Well when you put it like that what's not to like lol:
Shouldn't you be trying on your 100th comibination of clothes and spilling makeup everywhere by now?
It's after 10 you know. ;)
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I know - and I need to leave in half an hour - do you think I've not given myself enough time rubschin:
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Popcorn:
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Hope you've got a film or a good book to read this afternoon Nick lol:
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It's only lunch, it can't take that long, surely?
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Can't it? eyes:
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noooo:
Yes it's only lunch - just like your cake sharing experiences with Growler and Snoops lol:
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noooo:
Yes it's only lunch - just like your cake sharing experiences with Growler and Snoops lol:
eeek: He has never given me any cake.
We all give cake to Growler ~ to keep him sweet like.
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If thats the case then I think he may be in need of some more of your sweetness eyes:
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Morrisons have finally stopped the Crimbo cake ~ we may have to resort to the Easter Cake ..... rubschin: Actually that might work, Simnel cake has a lot of marzipan as I recall and often a fluffy yellow chick on the top ~ I shall instruct the kitchen staff to investigate on her next outing.
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If thats the case then I think he may be in need of some more of your sweetness eyes:
Yes. I'm NOT happy. cussing:
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Now what?
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Now what?
Various and much.
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And it's pissing down ~ not a good Sunday at all. evil:
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Now what?
Various and much.
Popcorn:
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Sorry Snoops - I know you love this picture lol:
So here's another
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Davies was sentenced to three years in jail at Newcastle Crown Court in north-east England on Tuesday, with the judge saying she had acted in an "animal fashion" and inflicted a "truly appalling" injury.
The couple met through a lonely hearts column and had drunk two bottles of vodka as they celebrated his 45th birthday.
Her lawyer said they were "two truly sad individuals, both clearly alcohol dependent, both grasping at each other in a wholly unsatisfactory relationship".
Davies had become upset because she wanted a baby and wasn't pregnant.
When Coghill comforted her, she then asked him for a kiss - and turned into a "massive monster", he told the court, biting down hard on his tongue.
He screamed in pain as she chewed off two thirds of it and spat it on the floor.
"She let out a satisfaction sound, like if you have a cup of tea when you haven't had one for a few days. An mmmmm sound," Coghill told court