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Title: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 03:56:10 PM
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Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 27, 2009, 03:57:28 PM
 happ096

Well done The Boy!
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 03:58:06 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 04:00:30 PM
Excellent!

I failed mine...  noooo:
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 27, 2009, 04:01:05 PM
So did I.  cry:
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 04:01:19 PM
Predictably!
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 04:01:36 PM
So did I.  cry:
They were harder then... probably....  whistle:
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 27, 2009, 04:02:24 PM
More than likely.
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 04:02:35 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 04:04:16 PM
I bet they have calculators and all sorts now... in fact I bet they give them the answers... they only have to fill their names in prolly...  whistle:
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 04:08:32 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 27, 2009, 04:11:30 PM
Anyway, is The Boy in for a treat?
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 04:12:33 PM
Anyway, is The Boy in for a treat?
Of course he is!

Nick is going to saw open a tin of something for him....  whistle:
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Snoopy on February 27, 2009, 04:13:40 PM
Well done him.


We are struggling with AS level options and where to go. Do we stay at current school for two more years (in 6th Form) or do we decamp to another place of learning ~ either another school or a College of FE or even a combination of both? THW has changed her mind so many times I have given up and refuse to discuss the matter any further.
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: TG on February 27, 2009, 04:25:18 PM
Excellent!

I failed mine...  noooo:

And me. Still, I went on to a school where I learned self defence and how to play dead, usually in the space of the same 10 minutes.  happy088
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 04:26:54 PM
Excellent!

I failed mine...  noooo:

And me. Still, I went on to a school where I learned self defence and how to play dead, usually in the space of the same 10 minutes.  happy088
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Snoopy on February 27, 2009, 04:34:58 PM
TBH (and to p*ss you all off) I passed mine ~ but my father would not allow me to go to the Grammar School because "We can't afford all that extras that go with such schools" so I ended up in an upgraded Secondary (they called it a Tertiary) School on what was known as "The Grammar Course". "Left" of my own accord at fourteen and a half by simply walking out of the gate every morning after registration but was hauled back after six months when they found out that I was bunking off and working in a supermarket. Took my 'O' levels anyway and surpirsed the school by passing them and then walked out again ~ this time to join the RAF as an apprentice (the only way to take A levels was to go onto the Grammar Sixth Form and again Father said "No"). Joining the RAF did enable me to take my A levels though.
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Pastis on February 27, 2009, 04:39:09 PM
I passed mine. Shortly afterwards the school mistress was sectioned  eeek:
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 27, 2009, 04:40:24 PM
I passed mine. Shortly afterwards the school mistress was sectioned  eeek:
[/quote



That's quite understandable
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 27, 2009, 04:42:07 PM
I passed mine. Shortly afterwards the school mistress was sectioned  eeek:
[/quote

That's quite understandable

How did that happen? I seem to be in the same box/cage as Pastis.
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 27, 2009, 04:47:23 PM
Passed mine onto secondary school, had to take it again in Northumberland and passed again so got into the local all girls Grammer School, hated it, there was a girl there called Clitorrisse or some such, we had to wear berets and lanyards as well as pleated skirts and blazers, also had to try and learn Latin. noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 04:48:35 PM
I passed mine. Shortly afterwards the school mistress was sectioned  eeek:
[/quote

That's quite understandable

How did that happen? I seem to be in the same box/cage as Pastis.

You knocked a "]" off the /quote.

Had you passed your 11-plus or gone to public school, you wouldn't have done that.  noooo:
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 04:49:00 PM
Passed mine onto secondary school, had to take it again in Northumberland and passed again so got into the local all girls Grammer School, hated it, there was a girl there called Clitorrisse or some such, we had to wear berets and lanyards as well as pleated skirts and blazers, also had to try and learn Latin. noooo: noooo:
PTMS?  cloud9:
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 04:50:38 PM
Passed mine onto secondary school, had to take it again in Northumberland and passed again so got into the local all girls Grammer School, hated it, there was a girl there called Clitorrisse or some such, we had to wear berets and lanyards as well as pleated skirts and blazers, also had to try and learn Latin. noooo: noooo:
PTMS?  cloud9:
cool14:
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 04:52:03 PM
Passed mine onto secondary school, had to take it again in Northumberland and passed again so got into the local all girls Grammer School, hated it, there was a girl there called Clitorrisse or some such, we had to wear berets and lanyards as well as pleated skirts and blazers, also had to try and learn Latin. noooo: noooo:
PTMS?  cloud9:
cool14:
eyes:
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 27, 2009, 04:53:15 PM
Passed mine onto secondary school, had to take it again in Northumberland and passed again so got into the local all girls Grammer School, hated it, there was a girl there called Clitorrisse or some such, we had to wear berets and lanyards as well as pleated skirts and blazers, also had to try and learn Latin. noooo: noooo:
PTMS?  cloud9:
cool14:
eyes:
Is this wise?  noooo:
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 04:55:08 PM
Passed mine onto secondary school, had to take it again in Northumberland and passed again so got into the local all girls Grammer School, hated it, there was a girl there called Clitorrisse or some such, we had to wear berets and lanyards as well as pleated skirts and blazers, also had to try and learn Latin. noooo: noooo:
PTMS?  cloud9:
cool14:
eyes:
Is this wise?  noooo:

:lalalala
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Snoopy on February 27, 2009, 04:57:02 PM
I passed mine. Shortly afterwards the school mistress was sectioned  eeek:
[/quote

That's quite understandable

How did that happen? I seem to be in the same box/cage as Pastis.

Dunno ~ I can't correct it either. Sorry.
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 04:59:04 PM
I passed mine. Shortly afterwards the school mistress was sectioned  eeek:
[/quote

That's quite understandable

How did that happen? I seem to be in the same box/cage as Pastis.

Dunno ~ I can't correct it either. Sorry.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 27, 2009, 04:59:16 PM
I passed mine. Shortly afterwards the school mistress was sectioned  eeek:
[/quote

That's quite understandable

How did that happen? I seem to be in the same box/cage as Pastis.

You knocked a "]" off the /quote.

Had you passed your 11-plus or gone to public school, you wouldn't have done that.  noooo:

Oh bugger, I did pass my 11- if that helps!
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 27, 2009, 05:00:33 PM
Passed mine onto secondary school, had to take it again in Northumberland and passed again so got into the local all girls Grammer School, hated it, there was a girl there called Clitorrisse or some such, we had to wear berets and lanyards as well as pleated skirts and blazers, also had to try and learn Latin. noooo: noooo:
PTMS?  cloud9:
cool14:
eyes:
Is this wise?  noooo:

Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Snoopy on February 27, 2009, 05:05:04 PM
Passed mine onto secondary school, had to take it again in Northumberland and passed again so got into the local all girls Grammer School, hated it, there was a girl there called Clitorrisse or some such, we had to wear berets and lanyards as well as pleated skirts and blazers, also had to try and learn Latin. noooo: noooo:
PTMS?  cloud9:
cool14:
eyes:
Is this wise?  noooo:


IT IS NOT
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 05:12:08 PM
Passed mine onto secondary school, had to take it again in Northumberland and passed again so got into the local all girls Grammer School, hated it, there was a girl there called Clitorrisse or some such, we had to wear berets and lanyards as well as pleated skirts and blazers, also had to try and learn Latin. noooo: noooo:
PTMS?  cloud9:
cool14:
eyes:
Is this wise?  noooo:

IT IS NOT
Absolutely not!
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 27, 2009, 05:25:30 PM
I passed mine. Shortly afterwards the school mistress was sectioned  eeek:
[/quote

That's quite understandable

How did that happen? I seem to be in the same box/cage as Pastis.

Dunno ~ I can't correct it either. Sorry.

I'm not a number I am a free range whiner
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 05:59:39 PM
I passed mine. Shortly afterwards the school mistress was sectioned  eeek:

That's quite understandable

How did that happen? I seem to be in the same box/cage as Pastis.

Dunno ~ I can't correct it either. Sorry.

I'm not a number I am a free range whiner
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Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 27, 2009, 06:21:24 PM
Well done The Boy   happ096

Hope that means he can now get into a secondary school that you want him to go to.



Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Pastis on February 27, 2009, 07:08:18 PM
Well done the lad  happy088

I note Miss Creant is still having problems with other people's boxes  eeek:
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2009, 01:36:24 PM
We got his score thing through this morning.

98%  cloud9:

He obviously takes after me in the brains department  cloud9:
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 03, 2009, 01:51:29 PM
Two of you with the same kind of enquiring mind  shocked003
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2009, 01:52:03 PM
He is much naughtier than me though  noooo:
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 03, 2009, 01:54:09 PM
Debateable  lol:

maybe he just has more opportunity  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2009, 01:55:35 PM
He seizes every opportunity  evil:
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 03, 2009, 01:59:56 PM
98% (!)

Excellent score ~ must be top.

 happ096
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2009, 02:23:31 PM
He is much naughtier than me though  noooo:


Errrrr ~ would you care to rethink that statement?
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2009, 02:45:06 PM
I have not:

broken windows
broken the DVD
knackered the cherry tree
smashed up the picnic table to make a tree house
caused visits to A&E  redface:
Left bacon and crabs on a radiator
gone up to my knees in mud and lost my new trainers
cut the washing line in half to tie it to the garden bench to make a swing

etc

or knackered my bike
or made a pigsty of my bedroom
or lost ALL my socks
or broken my saxophone
or left lego all over the effing floor
knackered the SIM card on the phone wot Santa brought me

etc
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2009, 03:18:31 PM

He obviously takes after me in the brains department  cloud9:

 happy001
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2009, 03:19:54 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2009, 11:45:12 PM


He obviously takes after me in the brains department  cloud9:

The first werd that sprang into mind after reading that hilarious statement was.....RUGS!  cussing:

You ARE a near brainless tosser with a brain the size and capabilties of the mouse that you are. Quite simple really. happy088

Harsh p'raps, but true. ::)
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2009, 07:54:52 AM
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a new refreshingingly tolerant Growler.
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2009, 07:58:53 AM
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a new refreshingingly tolerant Growler.

 noooo:
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2009, 08:13:12 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: The Boy has passed his 11 plus
Post by: GROWLER on March 04, 2009, 09:09:05 AM
Nowt to do with being tolerant you co co. You've simply proved yourself to being an eejit so many times, it's breathtaking.  eeek: