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Title: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 12:38:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZCtgFmQvjQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZCtgFmQvjQ)

This one baffled me for years.It's 56 seconds in. See what you make of it  noooo:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 01:13:03 PM
"I am the lord of the damned settee"

Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 01:29:03 PM
Nope  noooo:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 01:37:05 PM
"We're all Goering on a summer holiday"?

"Handels Lager"?



Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 01:41:47 PM
Pay attention. We are talking about the BeeGees

By the way, the film Grease was called Vaselina in Mexico and other Spanish speaking parts.

Anyhoo, try the BeeGees
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 01:43:41 PM
Pay attention. We are talking about the BeeGees

By the way, the film Grease was called Vaselina in Mexico and other Spanish speaking parts.

Anyhoo, try the BeeGees

Putting vaselina on Spanish parts will probably result in a severe dose of the Beegees.   eeek:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 01:44:09 PM
Pay attention. We are talking about the BeeGees
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 01:45:39 PM
Pay attention. We are talking about the BeeGees


You may be talking about the BeeGees.

I am not. angry041:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 01:47:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZCtgFmQvjQ&eurl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZCtgFmQvjQ&eurl)

 angry041:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 01:52:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZCtgFmQvjQ&eurl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZCtgFmQvjQ&eurl)

 angry041:

MORE THAN A WOMAN

Oh, girl I've known you very well
I've seen you growing everyday
I never really looked before
but now you take my breath away.

Suddenly you're in my life
part of everything I do
you got me working day and night
just trying to keep a hold on you.

Here in your arms I found my paradise
my only chance for happiness
and if I lose you now I think I would die.

Oh say you'll always be my baby
we can make it shine, we can take forever
just a minute at a time.

More than a woman, more than a woman to me
more than a woman, more than a woman to me
more than a woman, oh, oh, oh.

There are stories old and true
of people so in love like you and me
and I can see myself
let history repeat itself.

Reflecting how I feel for you
thinking about those people then
I know that in a thousand years
I'd fall in love with you again.

This is the only way that we should fly
this is the only way to go
and if I lose you I know I would die.

Oh say you'll always be my baby
we can make it shine, we can take forever
just a minute at a time.

More than a woman, more than a woman to me
more than a woman, more than a woman to me
more than a woman, oh, oh, oh.


Need help with anything else?
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 01:53:33 PM
They 'sing' Bald Headed Wumman

It worried me a lot at the time  noooo:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 01:55:04 PM
They 'sing' Bald Headed Wumman

It worried me a lot at the time  noooo:

If you say so. . .  tunble:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 01:55:22 PM
56 seconds in!!
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 27, 2009, 02:12:39 PM
I now have a partial ear worm going on in my head, mis heard lyrics, well, at Least I hope so, to a song that for the life of me I cannot remember the title of.  I will take my scissors back out into the garden and continue the grass cutting. evil:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 02:28:24 PM
I am alone  sad24:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 02:50:54 PM
I am alone  sad24:
What song was that from?
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 02:56:32 PM
Bald Headed Wumman  cussing:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 27, 2009, 03:17:06 PM
I am alone  sad24:

Indeed it would seem so... "No one can hear you scream North of Chester"  allegedly according to Sigourney Weaver
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 03:25:47 PM
 angry041:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 03:29:03 PM
angry041:
Have a lie down Nick....  whistle:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 03:30:01 PM
But they sing that!  cussing: cussing: cussing: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Banghead Banghead Banghead

Listen!


 cry:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 03:37:17 PM
But they sing that!  cussing: cussing: cussing: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Banghead Banghead Banghead

Listen!


 cry:
Of course they do!  ;D












 noooo:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Snoopy on February 27, 2009, 03:44:57 PM
Nick I have listened and they sing "More than a woman, more than a woman to me"
If you can hear anything else in that you are in need of a jacket with very long sleeves and lots of buckles.
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 03:47:22 PM
Nick I have listened and they sing "More than a woman, more than a woman to me"
If you can hear anything else in that you are in need of a jacket with very long sleeves and lots of buckles.
Nick tries on his new jacket...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-whacky110.gif&hash=a3db1695bdf2bfc5f0656faa0f1472ec46f699b9) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 03:59:18 PM
But they do!  sad24:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 04:01:06 PM
But they do!  sad24:
Nurse! The padlocks please....  noooo:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 04:02:00 PM
But. but   noooo:  angry041:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 04:03:06 PM
But. but   noooo:  angry041:
Nurse! The electrodes... and that rubber thing they put in their mouth to stop them biting their tongue off like....
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Pastis on February 27, 2009, 04:25:44 PM
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Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 04:27:21 PM
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 scared2:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 04:29:53 PM
Nick I have listened and they sing "More than a woman, more than a woman to me"
If you can hear anything else in that you are in need of a jacket with very long sleeves and lots of buckles.

He is in need of that whatever they sing.  noooo:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 04:31:42 PM
Nick I have listened and they sing "More than a woman, more than a woman to me"
If you can hear anything else in that you are in need of a jacket with very long sleeves and lots of buckles.

He is in need of that whatever they sing.  noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 04:44:48 PM
Has Nick been on the old Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds do you think...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 04:52:42 PM
Has Nick been on the old Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds do you think...?  whistle:
Probably just his usual purple haze.  noooo:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 04:57:28 PM
Has Nick been on the old Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds do you think...?  whistle:
Probably just his usual purple haze.  noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Pastis on February 27, 2009, 09:10:42 PM
I still chuckle when I hear "Me ears are alight..." but that's prolly just me  redface:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Pirate on February 27, 2009, 09:43:30 PM
What about this one? Spookily enough, it's 56 seconds in

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_i5Ca1FYko
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 28, 2009, 08:44:39 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF8hEC9WjOA





Somwhere in here is the line

' runs off like a douche is a runner in the night'

Never did understand it! noooo:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 28, 2009, 08:53:08 AM
Benny and the Jets  - Elton John

"She's got electric boobs "  whacky115
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2009, 09:11:54 AM
I still chuckle when I hear "Me ears are alight..." but that's prolly just me  redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2009, 09:12:21 AM
Benny and the Jets  - Eltin John

"She's got electric boobs "  whacky115
Boots dear, boots!   ::)
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 28, 2009, 09:36:07 AM
It sooooooooo doesn't sound like boots though does it  -  noooo:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2009, 09:38:37 AM
It sooooooooo doesn't sound like boots though does it  -  noooo:
::)

What do you think the line is then... 'Electric boobs and mohair soups' I suppose...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 28, 2009, 09:45:18 AM
Seems plausible to me  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2009, 09:48:05 AM
Seems plausible to me  Shrugs:
Bernie Taupin must be spinning in his grave...   noooo:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 28, 2009, 09:51:44 AM
He had to be out of his head when writing it anyway   noooo: - he won't remember a thing  lol:

Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something
That's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
You're gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound

Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet
But they're so spaced out, Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets

Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong


 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2009, 09:58:30 AM
Makes perfect sense to me...  whistle:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 28, 2009, 10:03:09 AM
Oh gawd - it's gonna be a long week  cry:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2009, 10:03:53 AM
Oh gawd - it's gonna be a long week  cry:
rubschin:

Nope... which one was that from...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Snoopy on February 28, 2009, 02:22:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF8hEC9WjOA





Somwhere in here is the line

' runs off like a douche is a runner in the night'

Never did understand it! noooo:

This may help

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMiV5Ls_LVU
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2009, 03:19:52 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2009, 10:03:37 AM
http://www.rollingsheep.com:80/funny-subtitles-to-an-indian-song/ (http://www.rollingsheep.com:80/funny-subtitles-to-an-indian-song/)
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2021, 10:18:35 PM
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 whistle: