The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: ATB on February 26, 2009, 03:21:34 PM
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Okay, I'm going to hazard a guess that apart from the ladies, there aren't many cocktail drinkers in the pub. But, if we were to have a cocktail hour, then we will need to come up with some names for them.
Names such as:
A Slow Comfortable Sponge Bath
A Bloody Marjorie
Snooze on the Beach
A Slippery Finger
A Surprising Orgasm
Any more ideas?
rubschin:
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A cold wet nose
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Harvey Wall Painter
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BM's special... a limp bar towel
Consisting of squeezed out beer spillage
A whiff of Bar Wenches apron
A dash of the strange mixture of fluid that pools behind the bar
Oh and a little pink umbrella
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Harvey Wall Painter
drumroll:
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Nick will have a Chaosmopolitan whistle:
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Paina colada
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Strawberry Diaper
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Between the plastic sheets
Tokillher Sunrise
noooo:
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A JOM Collins
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Stop talking 'bout it and fill 'em up.
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Thats not a cocktail glass - really Snoops you must try and get into the spirit of things lol:
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Add an umbrella then evil: I gorra thirst on me.
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White whine spritzer
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Harvey Wall Painter
drumroll:
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A Singapore Crutch
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I have just sawn a can of tomatoes in half with a breadknife evil:
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I have just sawn a can of tomatoes in half with a breadknife evil:
Why? eeek:
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Tin opener broke
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Add an umbrella then evil: I gorra thirst on me.
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Tin opener broke
Of course ~ silly of me to have asked. whacky115
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A Long Sloe Que at B and Q
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Tin opener broke
point:
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A Long Island Iced Knee ....where is Pastis anyway whistle:
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Add an umbrella then evil: I gorra thirst on me.
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That'll do nicely ~ shaken by the neck whistle:
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Black Rubshin
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You are working through a list and changing the names to suit. point:
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You are working through a list and changing the names to suit. point:
No I'm not! redface:
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You are working through a list and changing the names to suit. point:
No I'm not! redface:
Pants on fire point:
Here are a few to test you:
http://www.cocktail.uk.com/db/viewAllCocktails.asp?type=8
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Singapore Truss
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I am covered in tomatoes noooo:
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I have just sawn a can of tomatoes in half with a breadknife evil:
Nick is in the process of making Mrs Nick a Bloody Hail Mary. eeek:
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Anyhoo
Bikini blast off
A roof lifter
Sausage surprise
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I am covered in tomatoes noooo:
Wouldn't go wondering the streets like that - the TV crews may still be there scared2:
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Tomato and severed finger special?
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I am working on the Bikini Blast off. It has possibilities rubschin:
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Tomato and severed finger special?
Tie a sparkler to severed finger, place stump side down in glass, set fire to sparkler... no one will know the difference
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I am covered in tomatoes noooo:
Was it a catering-sized tin then...? rubschin:
Another Tesco on-line shopping cock up! point:
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Short Slow Walk on the Pier
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Surprise pee
Tit for Tat
Absinth of Hair
Jackhammock
Soiled Slipper
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Surprise pee
Tit for Tat
Absinth of Hair
Jackhammock
Soiled Slipper
Ewww that is just so bad and wrong my great Grandmother used to have a pair of those button down tartan slippers in my life time they always smelt of stale urine
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I have now sawn a can of beans in half.
It may make a good foundation for Bikini Blastoff razz:
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Just add Fried Eggs eveilgrin:
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Oh Nick... noooo:
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Fixated! noooo:
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Que?
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I am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…
point:
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I am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…
point:
I was quite proud of "Absinth of Hair" in your honour but. . . tunble:
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happy100
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I am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…
point:
I was quite proud of "Absinth of Hair" in your honour but. . . tunble:
evil:
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Absinthe makes the head grow balder.......? point:
Anyhoo I have one to commemorate Miss D's last tube of the night misadventure:
The slow uncomfortable spew against the wall. whistle:
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If only it was that controlled cry:
I was sitting in a seat and there was a woman standing with a fur coat in front of me ...you can guess the rest redface: redface: redface:
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Is your first name Nickola perchance Miss D? whistle:
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If only it was that controlled cry:
I was sitting in a seat and there was a woman standing with a fur coat in front of me ...you can guess the rest redface: redface: redface:
Oh no ~ tell me you didn't. sick2:
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I'm SORRY redface:
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Five foot two,
Full of spew,
Has anybody seen my girl?
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Not today Shrugs:
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Good girl. happy088
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I am going for a quick drink after work though lol:
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I am going for a quick drink after work though lol:
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noooo:
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lol: lol: lol:
Well at least she looks comfortable eeek:
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I am going for a quick drink after work though lol:
Time to buy shares in the local dry cleaners then... whistle:
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A quick drink = less than an hour.
Just enough time to dispense my worldly wisdom which I think has what has been called for eeek: -and catch up on her gossip of which I believe there is plenty lol:
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A quick drink = less than an hour.
Just enough time to dispense my wordly wisdom which I think has what has been called for eeek:
The wisdom of Confuse us? whistle:
Slippery when wet?
You can't fir quicker than a Quik Fit fitter?
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana?
He who builds a house on stone is wise, he who builds on quicksand is a real arsehole?
Do not trust the crocodile that complains of a sore back tooth?
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Not at all - sometimes I have been known to be sensible - think that is in a leap year though rubschin:
I just got lost in thought - it was unfamiliar territory lol:
I think she is having an affair with our new director and needs a confidante noooo:
I need any material I can get that can guarantee me a job in the new proposals whistle: whistle: whistle:
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I am going for a quick drink after work though lol:
Take a sick bag with you just in case...... ;)
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Think a dictaphone might be more prudent ;)
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Think a dictaphone might be more prudent ;)
Nah ~ use yer finger like everyone else.
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Think a dictaphone might be more prudent ;)
Nah ~ use yer finger like everyone else.
That one do ya lol:
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Think a dictaphone might be more prudent ;)
Nah ~ use yer finger like everyone else.
That one do ya lol:
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Perfick! ;)
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So, Miss D will be carrying a wire, like ... to get the low down, like 8)
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You've been watching too much Youff TV again haven't you Pastis lol:
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eeek: What's that?
Actually I stayed up too late last night and watched Hitchcock's Stage Fright... they wire one of the rooms in the hope of a confession eveilgrin:
Marlene Dietrich on good form... ;)