The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: ATB on February 26, 2009, 02:41:46 PM
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Had a birthday at the start of Feb. A big birthday. A milestone*. And I noticed that things seemed to almost immediately get
harder more difficult. Stuff like standing up, sitting down, walking up and down stairs, little things like that. Carnal relations remain bafflingly as vigorous as ever, although I seem to take much longer to recover.
Clearly it is all part of growing old, but for it all to have happened more or less overnight is troubling. Particularly as, in all other respects, I don't feel any older.
Did anyone else experience anything similar?
*I turned 30... whistle:
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Nope ~ it more sort of crept up on me. sad24:
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Don't know what you're talking about - must be a man thing lol:
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The Prime of Miss Demeanor ~ Make the most of it girl, it won't last ~ Gravity will get you in the end.
In fact it's your end it will get first.
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*I turned 30... whistle:
ONLY 30 eeek:
I think your vigorous 'carnel relations' may be having an effect on your health.
I'm 55 and only in the past few years have I experienced the problems of getting older. And I have a dodgey ticker.
Perhaps a visit to the doctor is in order? rubschin:
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Well they say that you are only as old as the woman you feel...but that would not make me old enough to drive, smoke, drink, vote or watch a 12A film by myself so I'll ignore that.
As for the carnal relations affecting my health...I'll admit that there has been more soreness than usual of late. eeek:
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*I turned 30... whistle:
ONLY 30 eeek:
I think your vigorous 'carnel relations' may be having an effect on your health.
I'm 55 and only in the past few years have I experienced the problems of getting older. And I have a dodgey ticker.
Perhaps a visit to the doctor is in order? rubschin:
If he's 30 I'm the fecking tooth fairy
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As for the carnal relations affecting my health...I'll admit that there has been more soreness than usual of late. eeek:
Right or left hand lol: lol: lol:
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Bet he's left-handed.
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All the best people are cloud9:
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Bet he's left-handed.
Not another weirdo... noooo:
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This pub does seem to attract them for some reason whistle:
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As for the carnal relations affecting my health...I'll admit that there has been more soreness than usual of late. eeek:
Right or left hand lol: lol: lol:
Don't scoff. It's sex with someone you really love and women will never understand that bond.
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lol:
Just pick the tissues up after will you thats all we ask ::)
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All the best people are cloud9:
Quite.....I'm left handed. angel1
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Had a birthday at the start of Feb. A big birthday. A milestone*. And I noticed that things seemed to almost immediately get harder more difficult. Stuff like standing up, sitting down, walking up and down stairs, little things like that. Carnal relations remain bafflingly as vigorous as ever, although I seem to take much longer to recover.
Clearly it is all part of growing old, but for it all to have happened more or less overnight is troubling. Particularly as, in all other respects, I don't feel any older.
Did anyone else experience anything similar?
*I turned 30... whistle:
YES! A few weeks after I turned 30 in January I did my back in. noooo:
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Had a birthday at the start of Feb. A big birthday. A milestone*. And I noticed that things seemed to almost immediately get harder more difficult. Stuff like standing up, sitting down, walking up and down stairs, little things like that. Carnal relations remain bafflingly as vigorous as ever, although I seem to take much longer to recover.
Clearly it is all part of growing old, but for it all to have happened more or less overnight is troubling. Particularly as, in all other respects, I don't feel any older.
Did anyone else experience anything similar?
*I turned 30... whistle:
YES! A few weeks after I turned 30 in January I did my back in. noooo:
Lifting the cake with all those candles I 'spect ~ or lifting those candles with ALL THAT CAKE
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Had a birthday at the start of Feb. A big birthday. A milestone*. And I noticed that things seemed to almost immediately get harder more difficult. Stuff like standing up, sitting down, walking up and down stairs, little things like that. Carnal relations remain bafflingly as vigorous as ever, although I seem to take much longer to recover.
Clearly it is all part of growing old, but for it all to have happened more or less overnight is troubling. Particularly as, in all other respects, I don't feel any older.
Did anyone else experience anything similar?
*I turned 30... whistle:
YES! A few weeks after I turned 30 in January I did my back in. noooo:
Lifting the cake with all those candles I 'spect ~ or lifting those candles with ALL THAT CAKE
lol: lol: lol:
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Did anyone else experience anything similar?
*I turned 30... whistle:
YES! A few weeks after I turned 30 in January I did my back in. noooo:
That must have been some birthday bash you two had ;)
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I am that age where it takes a long time to scroll down to the year of birth when completing on line forms sad32:
Bits that proudly pointed North, East and West now point South. When going out to an unfamilar place I always attempt to locate the nearest toilet. I like cardigans and accordian music, I found words, like "whippersnapper", "scallywag" and "ner do well" creeping into my vocabulary.
scared2:
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I am that age where it takes a long time to scroll down to the year of birth when completing on line forms sad32:
Bits that proudly pointed North, East and West now point South. When going out to an unfamilar place I always attempt to locate the nearest toilet. I like cardigans and accordian music, I found words, like "whippersnapper", "scallywag" and "ner do well" creeping into my vocabulary.
scared2:
You are in good company. surrender:
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Had a birthday at the start of Feb. A big birthday. A milestone*. And I noticed that things seemed to almost immediately get harder more difficult. Stuff like standing up, sitting down, walking up and down stairs, little things like that. Carnal relations remain bafflingly as vigorous as ever, although I seem to take much longer to recover.
Clearly it is all part of growing old, but for it all to have happened more or less overnight is troubling. Particularly as, in all other respects, I don't feel any older.
Did anyone else experience anything similar?
*I turned 30... whistle:
YES! A few weeks after I turned 30 in January I did my back in. noooo:
Lifting the cake with all those candles I 'spect ~ or lifting those candles with ALL THAT CAKE
Last time they lit the candles on my birthday cake a group of campers gathered around it in a circle and sang Kumbaya
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Bet he's left-handed.
Not another weirdo... noooo:
Oy !
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Bet he's left-handed.
Not another weirdo... noooo:
Oy !
Kerrissttt... they're all at it... noooo:
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Flick the off switch BM ~ it's the light that attracts them.
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Flick the off switch BM ~ it's the light that attracts them.
I thought it was me that attracted them... redface:
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NURSE
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NURSE
evil:
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We should have a left handers night. ATB would enjoy it, if no one else did
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Are we in the majority yet? eveilgrin:
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The levers of power here are all right handed ...... Mwahahahahahaha! eveilgrin:
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The levers of power here are all right handed ...... Mwahahahahahaha! eveilgrin:
Or right pawed, possibly?
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evil: YES!
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No - just always right lol:
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I am a right hooker! evil:
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lol:
Would you care to re phrase that... ?
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Not a phrase I would dare to use to describe the third hand on the aforementioned levers. whistle:
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So, apart from other things, BM's on the game, like eyes:
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Given the right price who isn't?
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evil:
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He is the Goatmeister. They seem popular in Cyprus shrugs:
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He is the Goatmeister. They seem popular in Cyprus shrugs:
Isn't that a Beatles lyric?
Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the goatmeister, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.
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He is the Goatmeister. They seem popular in Cyprus shrugs:
Isn't that a Beatles lyric?
Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the goatmeister, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.
I am the egghead whistle:
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He is the Goatmeister. They seem popular in Cyprus shrugs:
Isn't that a Beatles lyric?
Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the goatmeister, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.
I am the egghead whistle:
Bah! Banghead
Can there be no end to my pain...? sad24:
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happy100 There there BM you should be proud of being an egghead.
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point:
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happy100 There there BM you should be proud of being an egghead.
doh:
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He is the Goatmeister. They seem popular in Cyprus shrugs:
Isn't that a Beatles lyric?
Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the goatmeister, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.
Going back to the Beatles lyrics, what is a 'Crabalocker fishwife,'?
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It's about Wenchy. Some Welsh expression I believe noooo:
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From the Urban Dictionary:
crabalocker
The word is from the beatles song "I am the walrus". It doesn't have any meaning, it was written as jibberish to try to confuse the speculative fans who always found "hidden meanings" in the beatles songs and album covers......because people are STUPID.
"...crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess, boy you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down. I am the eggman. They are the eggmen. I am the walrus. Koo Koo Ka Choo"
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From the Urban Dictionary:
crabalocker
The word is from the beatles song "I am the walrus". It doesn't have any meaning, it was written as jibberish to try to confuse the speculative fans who always found "hidden meanings" in the beatles songs and album covers......because people are STUPID.
"...crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess, boy you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down. I am the eggman. They are the eggmen. I am the walrus. Koo Koo Ka Choo"
So what is its hidden meaning then....? rubschin:
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Wouldn't be hidden if I told you that now would it?
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Wouldn't be hidden if I told you that now would it?
You could PM me tho... whistle:
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Bee Gees noooo:
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Bee Gees noooo:
The Hee Bee Geeries is even worse I can assure you, picture small green leprechaun type people doing a John Travolta on the dance floor and see what happens to your mind.
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Bee Gees noooo:
The Hee Bee Geeries is even worse I can assure you, picture small green leprechaun type people doing a John Travolta on the dance floor and see what happens to your mind.
Or even the Hee-Bee-Gee-Bees? ::)
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Bee Gees noooo:
The Hee Bee Geeries is even worse I can assure you, picture small green leprechaun type people doing a John Travolta on the dance floor and see what happens to your mind.
Or even the Hee-Bee-Gee-Bees? ::)
noooo:
Don't mock!
Her top set popped out halfway through the words.
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eeek:She had a bottom set that could do the same?