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Title: Getting old
Post by: ATB on February 26, 2009, 02:41:46 PM
Had a birthday at the start of Feb. A big birthday. A milestone*. And I noticed that things seemed to almost immediately get harder more difficult. Stuff like standing up, sitting down, walking up and down stairs, little things like that. Carnal relations remain bafflingly as vigorous as ever, although I seem to take much longer to recover.

Clearly it is all part of growing old, but for it all to have happened more or less overnight is troubling. Particularly as, in all other respects, I don't feel any older.

Did anyone else experience anything similar?












*I turned 30... whistle:

Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2009, 02:44:36 PM
Nope ~ it more sort of crept up on me.  sad24:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2009, 02:45:52 PM
Don't know what you're talking about - must be a man thing  lol:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2009, 02:48:02 PM
The Prime of Miss Demeanor ~ Make the most of it girl, it won't last ~ Gravity will get you in the end.








In fact it's your end it will get first.
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 26, 2009, 02:49:56 PM
*I turned 30... whistle:

ONLY 30  eeek:

I think your vigorous 'carnel relations' may be having an effect on your health.

I'm 55 and only in the past few years have I experienced the problems of getting older. And I have a dodgey ticker.

Perhaps a visit to the doctor is in order?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: ATB on February 26, 2009, 02:53:46 PM
Well they say that you are only as old as the woman you feel...but that would not make me old enough to drive, smoke, drink, vote or watch a 12A film by myself so I'll ignore that.

As for the carnal relations affecting my health...I'll admit that there has been more soreness than usual of late.  eeek:

Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2009, 02:54:17 PM
*I turned 30... whistle:

ONLY 30  eeek:

I think your vigorous 'carnel relations' may be having an effect on your health.

I'm 55 and only in the past few years have I experienced the problems of getting older. And I have a dodgey ticker.

Perhaps a visit to the doctor is in order?  rubschin:

If he's 30 I'm the fecking tooth fairy
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2009, 02:56:34 PM
As for the carnal relations affecting my health...I'll admit that there has been more soreness than usual of late.  eeek:

Right or left hand  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 26, 2009, 02:57:22 PM
Bet he's left-handed.
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2009, 02:59:30 PM
All the best people are  cloud9:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2009, 03:00:26 PM
Bet he's left-handed.
Not another weirdo...  noooo:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2009, 03:09:22 PM
This pub does seem to attract them for some reason  whistle:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: ATB on February 26, 2009, 03:14:19 PM
As for the carnal relations affecting my health...I'll admit that there has been more soreness than usual of late.  eeek:

Right or left hand  lol: lol: lol:


Don't scoff. It's sex with someone you really love and women will never understand that bond.

Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2009, 03:18:09 PM
 lol:

Just pick the tissues up after will you thats all we ask  ::)
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 26, 2009, 03:35:04 PM
All the best people are  cloud9:



Quite.....I'm left handed. angel1
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Bar Wench on February 26, 2009, 04:05:52 PM
Had a birthday at the start of Feb. A big birthday. A milestone*. And I noticed that things seemed to almost immediately get harder more difficult. Stuff like standing up, sitting down, walking up and down stairs, little things like that. Carnal relations remain bafflingly as vigorous as ever, although I seem to take much longer to recover.

Clearly it is all part of growing old, but for it all to have happened more or less overnight is troubling. Particularly as, in all other respects, I don't feel any older.

Did anyone else experience anything similar?












*I turned 30... whistle:



YES! A few weeks after I turned 30 in January I did my back in.  noooo:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2009, 04:08:32 PM
Had a birthday at the start of Feb. A big birthday. A milestone*. And I noticed that things seemed to almost immediately get harder more difficult. Stuff like standing up, sitting down, walking up and down stairs, little things like that. Carnal relations remain bafflingly as vigorous as ever, although I seem to take much longer to recover.

Clearly it is all part of growing old, but for it all to have happened more or less overnight is troubling. Particularly as, in all other respects, I don't feel any older.

Did anyone else experience anything similar?












*I turned 30... whistle:



YES! A few weeks after I turned 30 in January I did my back in.  noooo:

Lifting the cake with all those candles I 'spect ~ or lifting those candles with ALL THAT CAKE
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2009, 04:09:30 PM
Had a birthday at the start of Feb. A big birthday. A milestone*. And I noticed that things seemed to almost immediately get harder more difficult. Stuff like standing up, sitting down, walking up and down stairs, little things like that. Carnal relations remain bafflingly as vigorous as ever, although I seem to take much longer to recover.

Clearly it is all part of growing old, but for it all to have happened more or less overnight is troubling. Particularly as, in all other respects, I don't feel any older.

Did anyone else experience anything similar?












*I turned 30... whistle:



YES! A few weeks after I turned 30 in January I did my back in.  noooo:

Lifting the cake with all those candles I 'spect ~ or lifting those candles with ALL THAT CAKE
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2009, 04:11:56 PM
Did anyone else experience anything similar?
*I turned 30... whistle:
YES! A few weeks after I turned 30 in January I did my back in.  noooo:

That must have been some birthday bash you two had  ;)
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 26, 2009, 04:43:28 PM
I am that age where it takes a long time to scroll down to the year of birth when completing on line forms sad32:

Bits that proudly pointed North, East and West now point South. When going out to an unfamilar place I always attempt to locate the nearest toilet. I like cardigans and accordian music, I found words, like "whippersnapper", "scallywag" and "ner do well"  creeping into my  vocabulary.
 scared2:

Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2009, 04:44:46 PM
I am that age where it takes a long time to scroll down to the year of birth when completing on line forms sad32:

Bits that proudly pointed North, East and West now point South. When going out to an unfamilar place I always attempt to locate the nearest toilet. I like cardigans and accordian music, I found words, like "whippersnapper", "scallywag" and "ner do well"  creeping into my  vocabulary.
 scared2:



You are in good company.  surrender:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 26, 2009, 04:46:29 PM
Had a birthday at the start of Feb. A big birthday. A milestone*. And I noticed that things seemed to almost immediately get harder more difficult. Stuff like standing up, sitting down, walking up and down stairs, little things like that. Carnal relations remain bafflingly as vigorous as ever, although I seem to take much longer to recover.

Clearly it is all part of growing old, but for it all to have happened more or less overnight is troubling. Particularly as, in all other respects, I don't feel any older.

Did anyone else experience anything similar?












*I turned 30... whistle:



YES! A few weeks after I turned 30 in January I did my back in.  noooo:

Lifting the cake with all those candles I 'spect ~ or lifting those candles with ALL THAT CAKE
Last time they lit the candles on my birthday cake a group of campers gathered around it in a circle and sang Kumbaya
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: barmisspah? on February 26, 2009, 04:49:33 PM
Bet he's left-handed.
Not another weirdo...  noooo:

Oy !
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2009, 04:50:33 PM
Bet he's left-handed.
Not another weirdo...  noooo:

Oy !
Kerrissttt... they're all at it...  noooo:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2009, 04:51:17 PM
Flick the off switch BM ~ it's the light that attracts them.
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2009, 04:52:57 PM
Flick the off switch BM ~ it's the light that attracts them.
I thought it was me that attracted them...  redface:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2009, 04:54:02 PM
NURSE
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2009, 04:55:04 PM
NURSE
evil:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2009, 06:48:02 PM
We should have a left handers night.  ATB would enjoy it, if no one else did
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Pastis on February 26, 2009, 07:45:32 PM
Are we in the majority yet?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2009, 07:52:18 PM
The levers of power here are all right handed ...... Mwahahahahahaha! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 26, 2009, 08:01:06 PM
The levers of power here are all right handed ...... Mwahahahahahaha! eveilgrin:

Or right pawed, possibly?
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2009, 08:01:47 PM
 evil: YES!
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2009, 08:02:34 PM
No  - just always right   lol:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2009, 08:07:55 PM
I am a right hooker!  evil:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Pastis on February 26, 2009, 08:10:32 PM
 lol:

Would you care to re phrase that... ?
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2009, 08:11:20 PM
Not a phrase I would dare to use to describe the third hand on the aforementioned levers. whistle:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Pastis on February 26, 2009, 08:14:11 PM
So, apart from other things, BM's on the game, like  eyes:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2009, 08:16:24 PM
Given the right price who isn't?
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2009, 09:03:30 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2009, 09:05:54 PM
He is the Goatmeister. They seem popular in Cyprus  shrugs:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 27, 2009, 09:10:49 AM
He is the Goatmeister. They seem popular in Cyprus  shrugs:

Isn't that a Beatles lyric?



Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the goatmeister, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 09:13:00 AM
He is the Goatmeister. They seem popular in Cyprus  shrugs:

Isn't that a Beatles lyric?



Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the goatmeister, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.

I am the egghead  whistle:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 09:14:23 AM
He is the Goatmeister. They seem popular in Cyprus  shrugs:

Isn't that a Beatles lyric?



Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the goatmeister, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.

I am the egghead  whistle:
Bah!  Banghead

Can there be no end to my pain...?  sad24:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 27, 2009, 09:25:11 AM
 happy100  There there BM you should be proud of being an egghead.
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 09:26:45 AM
 point:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 09:27:00 AM
happy100  There there BM you should be proud of being an egghead.
doh:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Pirate on February 27, 2009, 12:36:01 PM
He is the Goatmeister. They seem popular in Cyprus  shrugs:

Isn't that a Beatles lyric?



Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the goatmeister, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.

Going back to the Beatles lyrics, what is a  'Crabalocker fishwife,'?
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 12:36:47 PM
It's about Wenchy. Some Welsh expression I believe  noooo:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Snoopy on February 27, 2009, 03:38:42 PM
From the Urban Dictionary:
Quote
crabalocker       
The word is from the beatles song "I am the walrus". It doesn't have any meaning, it was written as jibberish to try to confuse the speculative fans who always found "hidden meanings" in the beatles songs and album covers......because people are STUPID.
"...crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess, boy you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down. I am the eggman. They are the eggmen. I am the walrus. Koo Koo Ka Choo"
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 03:45:39 PM
From the Urban Dictionary:
Quote
crabalocker       
The word is from the beatles song "I am the walrus". It doesn't have any meaning, it was written as jibberish to try to confuse the speculative fans who always found "hidden meanings" in the beatles songs and album covers......because people are STUPID.
"...crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess, boy you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down. I am the eggman. They are the eggmen. I am the walrus. Koo Koo Ka Choo"
So what is its hidden meaning then....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Snoopy on February 27, 2009, 03:47:10 PM
Wouldn't be hidden if I told you that now would it?
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 03:47:47 PM
Wouldn't be hidden if I told you that now would it?
You could PM me tho...  whistle:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 03:57:14 PM
Bee Gees  noooo:
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 27, 2009, 04:56:09 PM
Bee Gees  noooo:

The Hee Bee Geeries is even worse I can assure you, picture small green leprechaun type people doing a John Travolta on the dance floor and see what happens to your mind.
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 04:58:24 PM
Bee Gees  noooo:

The Hee Bee Geeries is even worse I can assure you, picture small green leprechaun type people doing a John Travolta on the dance floor and see what happens to your mind.
Or even the Hee-Bee-Gee-Bees?  ::)
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 05:14:04 PM
Bee Gees  noooo:

The Hee Bee Geeries is even worse I can assure you, picture small green leprechaun type people doing a John Travolta on the dance floor and see what happens to your mind.
Or even the Hee-Bee-Gee-Bees?  ::)
noooo:
Don't mock!

Her top set popped out halfway through the words.
Title: Re: Getting old
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 27, 2009, 05:22:23 PM
 eeek:She had a bottom set that could do the same?