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Title: Greetings the Friend!!!
Post by: tel on February 18, 2009, 03:34:16 PM
I got this email today.

Greetings the Friend!!!
I liked your structure on one of places for acquaintances, and I have made a decision to write to yours. Wash name Alina. In me 28 years. I wish to speak at once to you, that I search for serious communications. I wish to find the one who wished to experience a long and happy life. I very cheerful and at me am a good comic genre. I wish to find much unique love and the true partner in life. I wait that you will answer me,

I ask you to write only to this direction -  Alinnnkasingle008@gmail.com

I am applied my photo and with pleasure I shall answer you if you will write to me. I shall wait your answer with impatience and I wait that you to not neglect my letter. It is thankful in advance, Alina.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV2f7D_S.jpg&hash=2fedeca2bcddece67d775b72f2812563d5816f5a) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV2f7D_S)
Title: Re: Greetings the Friend!!!
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 18, 2009, 03:35:17 PM
She appears to have broken her neck.
Title: Re: Greetings the Friend!!!
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2009, 03:35:23 PM
Looks like you've pulled mate!  point:
Title: Re: Greetings the Friend!!!
Post by: tel on February 18, 2009, 03:36:49 PM
Should I reply?  eeek:
Title: Re: Greetings the Friend!!!
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 18, 2009, 03:39:39 PM
It'll end in tears you know.
Title: Re: Greetings the Friend!!!
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2009, 03:40:21 PM
The two timing bitch. She wrote to me too!!  cussing:
Title: Re: Greetings the Friend!!!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 18, 2009, 03:42:41 PM
Quote from: tel on February 18, 2009, 03:36:49 PM
Should I reply?  eeek:

If you want to hang onto your credibility and hard earned cash then no! ;)
Title: Re: Greetings the Friend!!!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 18, 2009, 03:50:06 PM
Quote from: tel on February 18, 2009, 03:36:49 PM
Should I reply?  eeek:
Nah! She is really ugly
Title: Re: Greetings the Friend!!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 18, 2009, 04:04:23 PM
At least it isn't one of those scams where some awful illiterate old Russian slapper writes to you with a picture of somebody else.


 redface: Oh, I see.. . .






Title: Re: Greetings the Friend!!!
Post by: Pastis on February 18, 2009, 04:08:22 PM
Writing in the style of a Tyrolean hotelier seems all the rage again.  eeek:
Title: Re: Greetings the Friend!!!
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2009, 04:10:56 PM
Quote from: tel on February 18, 2009, 03:36:49 PM
Should I reply?  eeek:

Reply you should if understand her you do.  whistle:
Title: Re: Greetings the Friend!!!
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2009, 04:11:51 PM
A French widow in very room?
Title: Re: Greetings the Friend!!!
Post by: Pirate on February 18, 2009, 05:00:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister link=topic=5649. msg127548#msg127548 date=1234973456
Quote from: tel link=topic=5649. msg127534#msg127534 date=1234971409
Should I reply?  eeek:

Reply you should if understand her you do.   whistle:

Sounds like a quote from Yoda
Title: Re: Greetings the Friend!!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 18, 2009, 05:03:22 PM
Quote from: Pirate on February 18, 2009, 05:00:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister link=topic=5649. msg127548#msg127548 date=1234973456
Quote from: tel link=topic=5649. msg127534#msg127534 date=1234971409
Should I reply?  eeek:

Reply you should if understand her you do.   whistle:

Sounds like a quote from Yoda
He's lives down in Cornwall - explains a lot  lol: