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Title: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2009, 11:19:50 AM
Should just about fit in Villa Balda's 'huuuuuuuuuuuuge' cinema.  whistle:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7893896.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7893896.stm)
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 18, 2009, 11:27:55 AM
Should just about fit in Villa Balda's 'huuuuuuuuuuuuge' cinema.  whistle:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7893896.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7893896.stm)

What is the point of a video phone if you talk to Pandas?
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2009, 11:55:40 AM
Buy a Fiat and get the phone free?  whistle:
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 18, 2009, 12:40:31 PM
Buy a Fiat and get the phone free?  whistle:
drumroll:
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2009, 04:22:56 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2009, 04:27:47 PM
Don't tell me BM, the phone is too big to fit in Villa Balda's minima...  whistle:
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2009, 04:29:32 PM
Don't tell me BM, the phone is too big to fit in Villa Balda's minima...  whistle:
Miss D will be reporting in detail on my cavernous theatre....  cloud9:
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2009, 04:49:01 PM
You are going to get her plastered on homebrew and then drive her to the local odeon...  whistle:
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 18, 2009, 04:50:44 PM
I am not sure he is a competent plasterer GM -

and homebrew  eeek:

 sick2:

Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2009, 05:37:38 PM
That's assuming LL has allowed him to brew any more after he decorated the garage with a batch.  whistle:

Come to think of it that may have inspired his decorating style...  rubschin:
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Pastis on February 18, 2009, 11:15:15 PM
Odeon you say?  rubschin:

As in Oscar Deutsch Entertains Our Nation, allegedly...  lol:

I give you, the New BarMEON !!

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq2vM2H9.jpg&hash=4c0eaa5624706b76e153525eca41af9aa8653d2d) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq2vM2H9)

I assume you have Greek columns, fantasy painted ceilings, sumptuous drapes ... ?
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2009, 08:34:21 AM
Odeon you say?  rubschin:

As in Oscar Deutsch Entertains Our Nation, allegedly...  lol:

I give you, the New BarMEON !!

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq2vM2H9.jpg&hash=4c0eaa5624706b76e153525eca41af9aa8653d2d) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq2vM2H9)

I assume you have Greek columns, fantasy painted ceilings, sumptuous drapes ... ?

His ceilings are only painted in his fantasies, if that's what you mean ::)
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2009, 09:06:48 AM
Odeon you say?  rubschin:

As in Oscar Deutsch Entertains Our Nation, allegedly...  lol:

I give you, the New BarMEON !!

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq2vM2H9.jpg&hash=4c0eaa5624706b76e153525eca41af9aa8653d2d) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq2vM2H9)

I assume you have Greek columns, fantasy painted ceilings, sumptuous drapes ... ?

His ceilings are only painted in his fantasies, if that's what you mean ::)

And his column is more Lilliputian than Greek.
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2009, 11:10:29 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Snoopy on February 19, 2009, 11:12:19 AM
During the interval he sits on the floor playing "I do like to be beside the seaside" on a mouth organ, slowly getting to his feet as he reaches the crescendo whilst LL sells ice creams in the aisle.
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2009, 11:17:16 AM
During the interval he sits on the floor playing "I do like to be beside the seaside" on a mouth organ, slowly getting to his feet as he reaches the crescendo whilst LL sells ice creams in the aisle to the member of the audience.
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2009, 11:57:26 AM
During the interval he sits on the floor playing "I do like to be beside the seaside" on a mouth organ, slowly getting to his feet as he reaches the crescendo whilst LL sells ice creams in the aisle.

Aisle?  eeek:
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2009, 11:57:46 AM
During the interval he sits on the floor playing "I do like to be beside the seaside" on a mouth organ, slowly getting to his feet as he reaches the crescendo whilst LL sells ice creams in the aisle.
lol: lol: lol:

You silly sods!

You'll all be sorry when your read Miss D's report tho!  point:
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2009, 11:59:37 AM
We can hardly wait
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2009, 12:02:50 PM
We can hardly wait
Shall I post it now then...?  whistle:
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Snoopy on February 19, 2009, 12:20:09 PM
No ~ let's try for some semblance of reality shall we?
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2009, 12:22:11 PM
During the interval he sits on the floor playing "I do like to be beside the seaside" on a mouth organ, slowly getting to his feet as he reaches the crescendo whilst LL sells ice creams in the aisle.
lol: lol: lol:

You silly sods!

You'll all be sorry when your read Miss D's report tho!  point:

Only the first version, we are all waiting for the 'back in the UK, no more baldy censorship' version.  whistle:
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Snoopy on February 19, 2009, 12:38:44 PM
During the interval he sits on the floor playing "I do like to be beside the seaside" on a mouth organ, slowly getting to his feet as he reaches the crescendo whilst LL sells ice creams in the aisle.
lol: lol: lol:

You silly sods!

You'll all be sorry when your read Miss D's report tho!  point:

Only the first version, we are all waiting for the 'back in the UK, no more baldy censorship' version.  whistle:

The "Directors Cut" so to speak  whistle:
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2009, 02:55:58 PM
During the interval he sits on the floor playing "I do like to be beside the seaside" on a mouth organ, slowly getting to his feet as he reaches the crescendo whilst LL sells ice creams in the aisle.
lol: lol: lol:

You silly sods!

You'll all be sorry when your read Miss D's report tho!  point:

Only the first version, we are all waiting for the 'back in the UK, no more baldy censorship' version.  whistle:

The "Directors Cut" so to speak  whistle:
There will only be one version passed by the management!  evil:

It will be a special two-disc version, on Blu-Ray disc like!  point:
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2009, 03:54:36 PM
During the interval he sits on the floor playing "I do like to be beside the seaside" on a mouth organ, slowly getting to his feet as he reaches the crescendo whilst LL sells ice creams in the aisle.
lol: lol: lol:
You silly sods!
You'll all be sorry when your read Miss D's report tho!  point:
Only the first version, we are all waiting for the 'back in the UK, no more baldy censorship' version.  whistle:
The "Directors Cut" so to speak

Is he?

I always imagined him as strictly Gentile.
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Pastis on February 19, 2009, 03:56:41 PM
During the interval he sits on the floor playing "I do like to be beside the seaside" on a mouth organ, slowly getting to his feet as he reaches the crescendo whilst LL sells ice creams in the aisle.
lol: lol: lol:

You silly sods!

You'll all be sorry when your read Miss D's report tho!  point:

Only the first version, we are all waiting for the 'back in the UK, no more baldy censorship' version.  whistle:

The "Directors Cut" so to speak  whistle:
There will only be one version passed by the management!  evil:

It will be a special two-disc version, on Blu-Ray disc like!  point:

Does Miss D know she's being groomed for stardom, fame, home movies, amateur video?
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2009, 04:04:22 PM
During the interval he sits on the floor playing "I do like to be beside the seaside" on a mouth organ, slowly getting to his feet as he reaches the crescendo whilst LL sells ice creams in the aisle.
lol: lol: lol:

You silly sods!

You'll all be sorry when your read Miss D's report tho!  point:

Only the first version, we are all waiting for the 'back in the UK, no more baldy censorship' version.  whistle:

The "Directors Cut" so to speak  whistle:
There will only be one version passed by the management!  evil:

It will be a special two-disc version, on Blu-Ray disc like!  point:

Does Miss D know she's being groomed for stardom, fame, home movies, amateur video?

 redface:
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2009, 05:48:57 PM
During the interval he sits on the floor playing "I do like to be beside the seaside" on a mouth organ, slowly getting to his feet as he reaches the crescendo whilst LL sells ice creams in the aisle.
lol: lol: lol:

You silly sods!

You'll all be sorry when your read Miss D's report tho!  point:

Only the first version, we are all waiting for the 'back in the UK, no more baldy censorship' version.  whistle:

The "Directors Cut" so to speak  whistle:
There will only be one version passed by the management!  evil:

It will be a special two-disc version, on Blu-Ray disc like!  point:

Does Miss D know she's being groomed for stardom, fame, home movies, amateur video?

Demeanor Does Dalllas?   eeek:
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 20, 2009, 07:51:58 AM
This could turn into a snuff film at this rate  - or at the very least a hack and slash horror  lol:
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2009, 08:18:51 AM
This could turn into a snuff film at this rate  - or at the very least a hack and slash horror  lol:
eeek:
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 20, 2009, 01:26:44 PM
. . hack and slash . .

 shutup:
Title: Re: I've found BM's new projector.
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2009, 01:37:52 PM
. . hack and slash . .

 shutup:
Good man Darwin!  happy088