The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on February 17, 2009, 05:02:35 PM
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My mother has a spare room where both the brat and I are sleeping at present. When we come to stay she always puts the air bed up for 1 of us to sleep on. Suffice it to say it is not me noooo:
It is quite an expensive air bed - could almost get a proper bloody mattress for the money - except mum claims she has no storage (so not true).
Anyway back to Air Beds. Given the advances in technology why can an air bed (even with fleeced , flocked bloody lining ) not prevent the following:-
Losing it's firmness during the night ( I mean the mattress before this goes way off topic before it even begins lol: )
Squeaking every time occupant turns over evil:
Neck ache from built in pillow which is crap and useless
The need for a mattress liner ( again I reiterate why not just get a mattress noooo:) etc
And why do so many of them have those funny ridges and things - what is the point? It can't be for structural integrity because they never last long enough to be tested properly. It can't be for insulation as they are always freezing.
Useless bloomin things evil:
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Whether by chance or intent Miss D, I think you've just made a valuable contribution to the world's great Oxymoron debate lol:
Right up there with Military Intelligence and Express Bus ;)
Of course the noise of an air pump might drown out the cockerel bom
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We had one of those in Seville. CRAPPEROONI!
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But at least you are seeing your Mum.
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Whether by chance or intent Miss D, I think you've just made a valuable contribution to the world's great Oxymoron debate lol:
Right up there with Military Intelligence and Express Bus ;)
Of course the noise of an air pump might drown out the cockerel
If it's a valuable contribution then i can promise it was purely be chance lol:
As for the pump - it sounds like Concorde has been recommissioned noooo:
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But at least you are seeing your Mum.
Having a great time can't you tell lol:
Seriously- good shopping trip today bought loads of goodies. Have also completed a zillion forms that mum needed filling in for this that and the other. Sorted out her computer problems. Scanned some pictures she wanted saving. Completed an online application she needed doing and deferred the interrogation of when I am going to settle down noooo:
All in all not bad for a flying visit
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Air beds are for guests, not real people. noooo:
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The Elephant Man gets the futon on Friday.
Painful. Fooking Japanese!
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The Elephant Man gets the futon on Friday.
Painful. Fooking Japanese!
As long as he sleeps face down it shouldn't be too painful for everyone else lol:
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